"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say
`nee' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land,
nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies
are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

"Did you say `shrubberies'?"

"Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber. My name
is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."

Macaulay diVossi
AIM: Chronosboy
Status: Active
Stipulations: Leave me 15 minutes once I sign on or come back from away.

--I judge aerials like real aircraft, so beware. Supersonic dogfighting is not exactly wise.

--Only one battle at a time, please.

--I usually only judge weekends, but don't let that stop you from at least asking on weekdays.

--When I'm judging and you see a mistake, feel free to politely point it out to me. I don't need everyone IMing me simultaneously saying "j00 r a n00b juj u suk!" If it's really a mistake, I'll correct myself and the battle will proceed.