Alright, kiddies. Y'know how, when papa gets home from work and he needs some time to himself before dealing with you?
Yeah.
I need at least an hour after school before you come to ask me to do something involving MC:CAN. 1630 CST is pushing it; 1700 CST is safer. That's 1800 for the folks in EST and 1500 for the folks in the Pacific timezone. It's one thing if I bring the topic up; but asking me to do one of my jobs then will result in Bad Things Happening to You.
I'm already doing them. I don't need half a dozen IMs asking me to get on it. If I'm not doing them, then I've probably had a really, really bad day and asking me to do my jobs just isn't gonna be healthy anyways.

Screw that. Ask me to post a Judgement before it's been a week or so, I'll end your battle as a loss for you. I'm getting to the damned things as quick as I can, at the expense of the homework I really, really should've gotten done a coupla hours ago. Ask me to critique a bio and I'll ban you or deny it, depending upon whether or not it's your first. You want attention on your threads, you post a reply. I'll get to it as soon as I bloody well can.