Kiyomizu Kitsune: Cramps
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Fucking cramps
Kiyomizu Kitsune: *rolls over and dies*
SPSchneppII: I'm glad I'm a male.
SPSchneppII: More importantly, I'm glad you're very far away. Thusly, when I point that out you cannot correct it.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: *hisses at you*
SPSchneppII: Hellspawn.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Bastard who's too good to bleed out of your Penis.
SPSchneppII: I bleed out my penis, there's something very, very wrong.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Yeah
Kiyomizu Kitsune: It's called Justice
SPSchneppII: I'm inclined to disagree.
SPSchneppII: I'd call the period God's way of getting back at women for the Hell they cause.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: *cackles*
SPSchneppII: Davan: "I usually save the mental skull-fucking for the grand finale."
Girl: "If I'd wanted someone to fuck with my emotions I would've gone for a woman."
Davan: " . . . I've been waiting years for one of you to finally admit it."
Kiyomizu Kitsune: XD
SPSchneppII: I've paid way too much attention to the female psyche. I know their weakness.
SPSchneppII: I know how to put fear into them.
SPSchneppII: It's called blunt, brutal honesty. And it's a real kick.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: *chuckles*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: That pretty much kicks the time Don tried making me into a Lesbian.
SPSchneppII: Oh, that's what we need.
SPSchneppII: Females who think they've no need of men, and therefore don't feign at being at all nice and not evil.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: ^^
SPSchneppII: Great thinking, Don.

Guys just need another reason to go on a sudden vacation when it's that time of the month. Especially when synchronized menstruation happens. Then they just need life insurance.

And guys my age wonder why it is that I don't have a girlfriend . . .