SPSchneppII: It used to be asking for the body count.
SPSchneppII: Now it's asking for the soul count.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: *cackles*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Oh and I finally figured how Jeremy could get OCD.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: After watching one of those classic Samurai Movies, Jeremy was pumped and like any other seven year old naive child, he wanted to be just like the hero in the movie...
Kiyomizu Kitsune: So he went to the kitchen, got the longest knife he could find and started slashing it around.
SPSchneppII:
*Falls out of chair laughing*Kiyomizu Kitsune: When his father came into the kitchen to see what all the fuss was about, Jeremy stabbed his... father...
Kiyomizu Kitsune: o_O;
Kiyomizu Kitsune: What the hell?
Kiyomizu Kitsune: That's just gross.
SPSchneppII: The resume isn't what's funny.
SPSchneppII: What's funny is everybodys' responses.
SPSchneppII: And five bucks says at least a few of those people who were saying that they didn't like large breasts saved the picture to their hard drives.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: XD
Kiyomizu Kitsune: *looks at sh33p's closing post*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: He's probably right. o_o
SPSchneppII: And it's probably for the best.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: And I KNOW those things are photoshopped.
SPSchneppII: *Nods* Yes, the tension patterns in the bikini top aren't quite right.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Yup, plus it's not healthy at ALL for someone to have breasts bigger then D.
SPSchneppII: *Nods*
SPSchneppII: There's a reason it's not that attractive to have watermelon-sized breasts. It's bad genes.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Yup.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Plus... If they're bigger then your head...
Kiyomizu Kitsune: ... Yeah.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: o_o
SPSchneppII: . . . Yeah.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: And now off the head boobs topic!
SPSchneppII: *Laughs*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: I'm having it so that the cause of Jeremy's OCD towards knives and other bladed objects is due to a sudden case of Katana Fanboyism.
SPSchneppII: *Snickers*
SPSchneppII: Headboobs!
Kiyomizu Kitsune: It's not healthy at all to be a Katana Fanboy- I thought we were off that subject. <_<;
SPSchneppII: Oh,
now we are.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: *chuckles*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: ... Oh damn I just remembered something. o_o
SPSchneppII: *Laughs*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: That girl's boobs reminded me of an Anime I saw at my friend's house.
SPSchneppII: *Shudders*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: The average sized boobs for a girl in that Anime was the same as that Photoshop girl. @_@
SPSchneppII: I once saw an anime like that. I just couldn't stand it.
SPSchneppII: My logic went something like "They drew that one-handed."
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Me and my friend weren't even paying attention, we were laughing our asses off.
SPSchneppII: *Chuckles*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Especially when they tried putting overhead belts on.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Right inbetween the goal posts kiddies!
SPSchneppII: O,o
Kiyomizu Kitsune: *cackles*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: We figured the entire ship and it's occupents were all mutated people caused by breast enlargements and chin plastic sergery.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: o_o
SPSchneppII: *Chuckles*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: *surgery
SPSchneppII: Which anime was it?
Kiyomizu Kitsune: I forgot...
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Actually I forced myself to forget.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: I had nightmares after that.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: o_o;
SPSchneppII: *Laughs*
Kiyomizu Kitsune: And it was a demo disc we were watching.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: And... to promote activity on MC, I'll be posting this in Spamelot.
SPSchneppII: If you weren't, I was going to.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: Actually you do it.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: I still need to write Jeremy's bio.
SPSchneppII: *Chuckles*
SPSchneppII: The title will be a reference to one of my rants about immature Freshmen.
Kiyomizu Kitsune: *chuckles*