You've probably all seen it by now, but it's just so f*cking hilarious.
Shaq freestyle:rofl:
The freestyle itself sucked, but it was kinda humorous. Humorous in that he blames his divorce on Kobe's dry-snitching. But he loses me when he starts popping off about who he's better than and how he's the difference between first and last place. The Lakers got farther than the Suns and Kobe was the star of his team. Shaq, who would've been rotting on the shitty Heat, was carried to the playoffs by stars. He even benefit from the work Marion had put in there before the trade because the Suns stumbled when they first got him and could've jeopardized a playoff spot if not for the cushion of wins they'd built up early on. And the ring he got with Miami was Wade's (and the Mavericks choking). In synopsis: that nugga trippin' and need to shut his ass up. This ain't 2001.
I'm bitter right now since Kobe allowed Boston fans to be happy again. After I had to listen to him and assholes like Stephen A. Smith spout off for days about how he's the greatest player ever and this will be his coronation, blah blah blah. At this point, anybody can trash talk him and I'm going to love it. Great player, who I'd take on the Bulls obviously, but he choked big when it really mattered.
Love his monotone "rap" style for years. Low blow on Patrick Ewing.