This is a bunch of questions that were asked when Vancouver was chosen to hold the 2010 winter Olympics. The answers were posted on an International Turoism website.


-Q1--I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)

A-We import all plants fully grown and just sit around and watch them die.

-Q2--Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the streets? (USA)

A-Depends how much you've been drinking.

-Q3--I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A-Sure, it's only 4000 miles, takes lots of water...

-Q4-- Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Halifax, Edmonton, and Vancouver? (UK)

A-What did your last slave die of?

-Q6--Can you give me information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)

A-A-fri-ca is the big triangle-shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country north of you....oh, forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

-Q7--Which direction is north in Canada? (USA)

A-Face south and turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send you the rest of the directions.

-Q8--Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)

A-Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

-Q9--Can you send me the Vienna boys Choir schedule? (USA)

A-Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Calgary right after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q10--Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)

A-No, WE don't stink.

Q11--I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Canada? (USA)

A-Wherever a significant number of Americans gather.

Q12--Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

A-Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q13--Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)

A-Only at Thanksgiving.

Q14--Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

A-No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q15--I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's kinda like a big horse with horns. (USA)

A-It's called a moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q16--I was Canada in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Surrey, BC. Can you help? (USA)

A-Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour. (XD pwned!)

Q17--Will I be able to speak english most places I go in Canada? (USA)

A-Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

XD Canada is awesome!

PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The BAD kind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

lol, j/k

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Stupid people! At least they didn't stero type us with the "eh" stuff :P

Dude! i am putting that in an e-mail and sending it to everyone i know! lmfao!! I'll give YOU my new found friend of love lotsa credit! lol

lol "If anyone is bothered about me sending them this e-mail cuz they already get more then they know what to do with don't kill me kill Andrea, Yes Andrea Kusac she lives in Brampton Ontario, and if you liked it you can thank me! Yes Alyssa!" :D ...k that was stupid but I'm bored!

And blah andy if i spelled your last name wrong (and you know suck at spelling, i'm sorry!"

WOOT-ness!! hehe

Kusec* =P

Ah, they know I live in Brampton, but how do they do they know where to find me in Brampton? More importantly, if Bunny Slipper's is gonna use your exact words, every Canadian will need "MEAGAN'S LANGUOG FER DOMMIES" =P

LOL I love the "fer dommies" part :D :haha:

:o I Got Ittttttt

I got it too :P

I didn't =(

BUNNY SLIPPERS HOW COULD YOU! XD

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO GUYS LIKE US IN PRISON!! :o (In Our Case, Girls)


Edit: That Gets Me Thinking . . . Is It Possible For Women To Dress In Drag? :o

How could Bunny Slippers indeed! *giggles* Bunny slippers...Awww Bunny slippers and Baseball Boy! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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No.

Bunny slippers???

Yes. That is what I call Alyssa. XD

Or Jade sniffer, too ^_^

I like bunny slippers better though :lissa: ^_^