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Title: Why WoW deserves a spot in hell


Gall_4185 - April 25, 2007 12:55 AM (GMT)

Kamui de' Tempest - April 25, 2007 01:14 AM (GMT)
Well I just don't know what to say to that.

Sparky - April 25, 2007 01:40 AM (GMT)
You pretty much know the worlds fucked up when you get prostitution over mmorpg credits.......

Ghrecki - April 25, 2007 02:55 AM (GMT)
I have three words for some one like this:


YOU

ARE

PATHETIC!

Armageddon - April 25, 2007 03:02 AM (GMT)
What the hell is that?

And to think, I was thinking about trying WoW out. O_O

You can order real food and things over WoW, now sex has come.

What's next? :blink:

Kaiser Dragoon - April 25, 2007 03:09 AM (GMT)
If she gets pregnant out of this, I will honestly die of laughter... :mellow:

guyver's bane - April 25, 2007 11:53 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kaiser Dragoon @ Apr 25 2007, 03:09 AM)
If she gets pregnant out of this, I will honestly die of laughter... :mellow:

Same here.

Just how old are some of these people?!


Kaiser Dragoon - April 25, 2007 03:09 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (guyver's bane @ Apr 25 2007, 06:53 AM)
Same here.

Just how old are some of these people?!

I'd say she looks to be mid to late 20s, maybe early 30s??

guyver's bane - April 25, 2007 05:02 PM (GMT)
Ever wondered how many converts are on this board? Like the girl in that disturbing link, she could be a member on this board. :blink:

Kaiser Dragoon - April 25, 2007 05:34 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (guyver's bane @ Apr 25 2007, 12:02 PM)
Ever wondered how many converts are on this board? Like the girl in that disturbing link, she could be a member on this board. :blink:

We've got a small but fairly well known bunch here, so I highly doubt it, why GB, you found an extra five thousand gold pieces stuffed between your WoW cushions :P

Sparky - April 25, 2007 05:49 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
We've got a small but fairly well known bunch here, so I highly doubt it, why GB, you found an extra five thousand gold pieces stuffed between your WoW cushions :P


Cheap dig kaiser man, cheap dig. Anyway like kaiser said anyway, I highly doubt it, we have many highly developed stringent tests before people are allowed a membership here...*looks at some usual members*..see, it works, sorta.......

Sith Guyver - April 25, 2007 05:52 PM (GMT)
Maybe that's why ash's been so busy. He plays WoW.

Kaiser Dragoon - April 25, 2007 05:54 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Sith Guyver @ Apr 25 2007, 12:52 PM)
Maybe that's why ash's been so busy. He plays WoW.

Indeed, possibly on and offline :D

Sith Guyver - April 25, 2007 05:55 PM (GMT)
Bow chika chika bow wow.

BloodStorm - April 25, 2007 07:57 PM (GMT)
Another reason city of heros is better than WoW.

We can fly at level 14.. and we don't need no damned mount to do it either.

That, and we can make out own look, you don't have to look like every other guy out there with the same equipment they're wearing and all that junk.. Unless your in a supergroup with matching uniforms or something silly like that.


Wow is for people with more money than brains and people who don't give a damned about being another faceless warrior in the world.

City is for people who put thought into thier characters and accually want to make a differance in things. Be it for good OR evil.

Sith Guyver - April 25, 2007 08:37 PM (GMT)
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Teknoguyver - April 26, 2007 04:19 AM (GMT)
ODFG!!!!!!

please tell me that’s a fake?!

I play WOW more then COH or EQ, but to drop to such a lvl for a F&@king digital image that moves is ......is...

sorry I can't come up with anything that says just how sad that is. if she gets an STD or preggy she’s up of a Darwin award if you ask me.

guyver's bane - April 26, 2007 11:44 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kaiser Dragoon @ Apr 25 2007, 05:34 PM)
Why GB, you found an extra five thousand gold pieces stuffed between your WoW cushions :P

Is that a good or bad thing? :huh:

Kaiser Dragoon - April 26, 2007 01:40 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (guyver's bane @ Apr 26 2007, 06:44 AM)
Is that a good or bad thing? :huh:

I dunno, does she meet your minimum standards as a woman :P

BloodStorm - April 26, 2007 06:22 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Teknoguyver @ Apr 26 2007, 12:19 AM)


sorry I can't come up with anything that says just how sad that is. if she gets an STD or preggy she’s up of a Darwin award if you ask me.

accually tekky.. if she is pregnant, that pretty much takes her out of the running for a darwin award.. since the whole purpose of that award is for people who take themselves OUT of the genepool without reproducing.


So as hallarious as it might be in a sad sort of way, she CAN'T get a darwin out of this.

WarriorZoalord - April 26, 2007 06:43 PM (GMT)
this is why i like DDO, none of this kind of crap. if you want these special rewards, you gotta earn favor by doing quests on harder difficulties, you dont have to buy them XD.

BloodStorm - April 26, 2007 07:32 PM (GMT)
Sad thing though.. is this has happened before.. in pretty much every mmorpg EVER... someone has traded 'services' for something they couldn't handle getting themselves in the game.

Granted, most of these services are simply text based.. this is the first one that I've heard of going face to face. But it would not surprise me in the slightest if it's not the first.. Only one of the more vocal ones.

Ah well, they don't call prostitution the world's oldest career for nothing. Need something, can't get it yourself? Trade you body to someone who can do it for you. Bang. Your done.


Who knows? Maybe she'll do something REALLY crazy and marry this guy.. People have met thier spouses doing stupider things afterall.

Paladin - April 26, 2007 08:04 PM (GMT)
LMAO! This is some funny shit. Now we have all noted how hilarious this women is but what about the guy who mounted her? Must be a real winner himself. Funny ass shit though

Riven - April 26, 2007 10:31 PM (GMT)
I find this whole thing both pathetic and amusing

Though I bet the guy she hooked up with went into the whole thing screaming

LEEEEEEEROOOOOY JENKINS!!! XD

*though this wont make sense to anyone that doesnt know about the Leroy Jenkins thing*

Armageddon - April 26, 2007 10:45 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Riven @ Apr 26 2007, 05:31 PM)
I find this whole thing both pathetic and amusing

Though I bet the guy she hooked up with went into the whole thing screaming

LEEEEEEEROOOOOY JENKINS!!! XD

*though this wont make sense to anyone that doesnt know about the Leroy Jenkins thing*

Care to explain it then? But, I agree. Dumbass woman.

BloodStorm - April 26, 2007 10:55 PM (GMT)
Long story short.. they're making stratagies to try and get through some dragon nest thing.. they want to skip it, but one of the guys wants an armor that the dragons occasionally drop.

They're making stratagies.. talking over a ventrillo server (lets you talk in real time with a microphone or something, never used it myself) and the guy, leeroy by name, gets impatient..

so he says
"you know what? screw this.. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS" and runs into the middle of the room, getting the attention of every dragon on the map.

Everyone dies.

You can probobly go to youtube or something like that and do a search for the video.

Armageddon - April 27, 2007 06:32 AM (GMT)
Thanks for giving me the abridged version, Blood. I'll have to go searching for that video.

That little story definitely reminds me about this woman. They are both dumb asses.

guyver's bane - April 27, 2007 11:39 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kaiser Dragoon @ Apr 26 2007, 01:40 PM)
I dunno, does she meet your minimum standards as a woman :P

You SOB. Your enjoying picking on me, aren't you. B)

Kaiser Dragoon - April 27, 2007 02:29 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (guyver's bane @ Apr 27 2007, 06:39 AM)
You SOB. Your enjoying picking on me, aren't you. B)

Me? No, Never, I'm a sweet innocent little flower that does nothing to anyone :heh:

Riven - April 27, 2007 11:42 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (BloodStorm @ Apr 27 2007, 09:55 AM)


They're making stratagies.. talking over a ventrillo server (lets you talk in real time with a microphone or something, never used it myself) and the guy, leeroy by name, gets impatient..

He didnt get impatient

he was suppose to have been away from the computer and came back during the middle of the tactic planning and decided to just go in.

HOWEVER, this is what really happened

Leroy and the guy who wanted the armor, staged the whole thing, they've even admitted this in an interview The did it just for laughs and didnt know it would become to so popular and huge.

Armageddon - April 28, 2007 04:48 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kaiser Dragoon @ Apr 27 2007, 09:29 AM)
Me? No, Never, I'm a sweet innocent little flower that does nothing to anyone :heh:

Like hell! You enjoy picking people's strings! :D

Am I your favorite plaything or is GB a runner up now?

Sparky - April 28, 2007 06:34 PM (GMT)
It's pretty classic though, Leroys last line just takes the cake.

Sith Guyver - April 29, 2007 05:14 PM (GMT)
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?productID=203

*Rolls on the floor dying from laughter*

Kaiser Dragoon - April 29, 2007 07:03 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Armageddon @ Apr 27 2007, 11:48 PM)
Am I your favorite plaything or is GB a runner up now?

You have one kinky mind Army, I think you're Jori's plaything if anything... :P

Interesting shirt, *FedEXs some to WoW players he knows* I wonder just how many they've sold.

Armageddon - April 30, 2007 06:59 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kaiser Dragoon @ Apr 29 2007, 02:03 PM)
You have one kinky mind Army, I think you're Jori's plaything if anything... :P

Interesting shirt, *FedEXs some to WoW players he knows* I wonder just how many they've sold.

Yeah, you're right! The longer I spent here, the more kinky and warped I became! You're also right, Jori gets first pick of plaything status on me above all others. :lol:

She would also congratulate you for the laugh you just gave both of us if she were here at the moment.

I also agree, this shirt ranks right up there with the other two.

"I got the clap from a WoW bitch for some measly gold pieces!" :(

guyver's bane - April 30, 2007 11:50 AM (GMT)
Now thats funny.

W'Kar - May 20, 2007 02:42 PM (GMT)
I must say I am happy this woman would take such an active role in her gaming, it's good to see someone going all out for their character. Even if that character is a whore.




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