You guys suck. I'm leaving.

???

I've realised that I'm just waisting my life here, not doing anything important. As of today, I have a job, I have responcabilities.. I'm leaving you people so you can't eat up anymore of my life.

What the fuck!?!

Since when?!!

I am now gainfully employed at a local pizzahut. Hours are terrible, but the pay is decent, and I get free pizza for dinner when we close for the night.

Damn, your life sounds alot like mine does right now (Although if everything goes according to schedual that'll be changing within a few weeks, oh it better change or I'll be getting more violent then usual)

Well if you gotta go, you gotta go, which is something I understand, you know how to contact me if you want to.

EDIT: Hey wait a minute, today is April 1st, coincidence?

someone give z a cookie, he's figured out a great mystery

Yea cookie! I like cookies

Anyway it looks like bloodstorm



everyone who didn't figure it out :lol:

I figured it out over MSN. i knew it had to be a joke.... hell, even kai didnt believem e when i said, with blood in the chat, that it was probably a joke....

*is now officially the number two man on the lair now*

Awww man, I was hoping to keep you guys going a little longer. Yeah, it's an april fools joke.


And bunny, kaiser figured it out minutes after I posted the thing. He was playing along with the joke to make it more interesting.

think you had kris believing you, after you all left that convo, he said he was going to do some adminy stuff. but the way it came, i bet it had to do with you.

Edit: the moment i read it, i knew it was fake.... cause i just up and dissapeared from the board for like 3 months and never posted a "I'm leaving
thread. come on, you really think if i did that, anyone would believe someones "I'm not coming here anymore" posts.

Actually Bunny,I was gonna call Blood's bluff and lock his account,but I decided to give him a few hours first

Hell of an April Fool's joke, Blood. I'd hate for people to pull things on me.

You were one of the founding members of the board and I never see you just up and leaving. You may leave temporary, but not forever.

I need my dose of bloodiness!

Thats becuase only cool people get to leave going-away posts.

You know.. the people who would accually be missed if they left for three months with no contact.

Wait, when did Warriorzoalord leave? I)

strange enough blood we would miss you.

thats why, sith.. if I ever DID leave, I'ld be sure to leave a warning.

but that's not going to happen for infinity years.. so lets dance.
*dances*

Glory be, he's still around :beers:

Uwah Blood, you suck. You actually had me going until I figured it was an April Fool's joke. You guys are still my favorites to "hang out" with online, it would suck if people started leaving.

Anyone who makes Omega sad will be executed on sight... :bang:

he's a mcmanwhore alright, not even his woman and he's ready to execute somebody.

yeah.. I really need to put a disclaimer on this.

yeah.. Diclaimer is in topic discription.

Dropping requirements?, if thats all you need may aswell count the whole board. if this unstable lot aren't ready for executions 24/7 I don't know who is..........

....


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You being a mcmanwhore is about as likely as me and Kris becoming celibate priests.

I was about to suggest that maybe he's a burgerkingmanwhore instead of a mcmanwhore, but that sounds kind of dumb. Wendysmanwhore is even worse, what makes Mcmanwhore work is that its an abreviation that sounds catchy, if you try to abreviate burgerking the same way it comes out a bumanwhore, which either sounds like some foreign guy trying to say woman whore or some other foreign guy trying to say human whore, it doesnt work either way. Maybe if we abreviated it to bukimanwhore, sounds kind of like a weird sexual sort of thing involving pickles maybe? Or possibly boogeymanwhore? You'll never see the boogeyman the same way again!

I wasn't fooled for a second. :rolleyes:

Pretty likely then if wanton death threats are all you need, said it yourself.
Although if you'd paid attention first time, you'd notice I was only making a generalisation.

Maybe, maybe not Z. Personally I wouldn't want a Mcmanwhore title, seems the more Mcmanwhore-ish you are the less time your gonna last. I'm concerned that in a couple of years the boards own Mcmanwhores aren't gonna be more than decrepit husks being tended to by men in white coats.

You also need to be able to touch a female with the following conditions in effect
1. It's not a family member
2. There is no exchange of money involved for said touching
3. There is no alchohol or other mind altering chemicles involved.
4. She has to agree to said touching.

Somehow sparky, most of us don't think you'll be able to meet a woman that passes all four requirements at one time. So no mcmanwhorestatus for you, no matter how thinly you veal your dissapointment by saying you wouldn't want it in the first place.

But since the joke is over, and this topic has devolved in an un-funny way, I am locking it now.