Just before I crash for the night, happy birthday Fang, if you were in Canada I'd drag you over to Quebec to get you nice and drunk for your birthday :beers:

Happy birthday Fang.

Well Kiaser I'd prefer that to being dragged off to several strip bars. That's right one of my freinds is forceing me to go to strip clubs with him within the next few days. Since I turned 18. So please. HELP ME!!!

Wait Wait Wait...

A Young, redblodded male american.. just became legal..

and he DOESN'T want to go to strip bars?


<_<

He's hiding something. Kaiser, get the tools.

Male human... not wanting to go.. to... strip bars?



:blink: okay. now im confused. unless hes just to polite or embarest to go. :blink:

Or he's gay?

Aw c'mon, strip joints ain't that bad, it could've been a gay strip joint instead B) No offence to those of that preference, but would you rather see naked men or women bub?

Well I myself prefer not to show my face around any strip joints in this area for reasons that are a secret. Now if it was away from the area I live in, then I'd be willing to go. Maybe Bloodfang also has something to hide? :o

Women of course. But I personally don't see the point of even going to those clubs. They charge for everything and the women don't even give you a look unless you put out yourself. And if I may quote Duke Nukem "Flashy, flashy, five bucks." No thanks. My money is better in my pocket where it's safe.

Happy birthday, though, Fang and may you enjoy your birthday festivities, whatever they may be.

Okay.. now THIS autta be good.. I could use a laugh.. Shoot me a couple of those via PM.

Secret or not.. I will find out.. I'll eatr your brain if I have to.

Blood's a cannibal!? Perish the thought! :blink: Oh, yeah, he did munch on my skull. :rolleyes:

Ok, Z, you're peaking my curiousity as well, out with it before the Master of Slacker-fu and brain eating gleans the info and ruins a good chance for a laugh. :beers:

Hmmm...well maybe I'll tell blood but I'm afraid for the time being at least no one else will know, I'm a bit reluctant to share this one , because you see this isnt really my secret to give and it concerns someone in my family, as much as I enjoy spilling other peoples beans I'm not sure if I would be comfortable doing so in this instance. It concerns a matter that caused me a great deal of trouble during the time I was absent from the lair.

I'll give you guys a hint about why I don't go around strip joints in this area, you know why Al Gore distanced himself from Bill Clinton during the presidential elections? It's for a similar reason to that.

Wait...

Does that mean you have a cousin that works in a theme stripbar and has to dress up like Al Gore when they go on stage?

Err... well that's not exactly whats going on here, its a very long and complicated story. Although I wont post it on the board, after thinking about it I'd be willing to share it with you through a pm which I'll do later.

It's This part right here that worries me

Well I was embrassed to be sure. That and the guy taking me I didn't know to well. Tell me would you be comrftable viewing naked femnine bodies with somebody you don't know all that well? Well I wasn't luckly it was done quickly. For some odd reason I can't remember what he looked like. Or if he was even their at all.