I had a weird dream last night I dont remember all the details though.

It started out where I was at some persons house and there was a hot blond girl there who started to make out with me. This was nice, but something just seemed kind of wrong about her and I couldn't put my hand on what it was. Then I discovered that she really wasnt a blond girl, she was this guy I used to know and he used magic to shape shift and try to seduce me. Anyway I got really pissed off at him and beat the crap out of him before flying away.

the guy I'm referring to is this I guy I knew named Nick. He's the person who gave me the idea for Bird peck. You see he was this really annoying guy , sometimes he would tap me on the shoulder and say "Bird peck doesnt like that!" he would repeat it over and over again and never stop, until I would grab his hand and do something painful to it to make him stop.

Anyway back to the weird dream

I was flying away after beating up nick for trying to trick me into having sex with him, I was flying down the highway heading for where my old house was in illinois, when i stopped by a train station, at this point it became a lucid dream where things got super realistic, more so then real life even, and when that happens I gain godlike powers as opposed to the demigodlike powers that I usually have in the dream world. So to celebrate this I broke a pice of wood off of the top of the roof from the train station and changed it into a huge mace the size of my body and started to wreck up the place with my new mace. It was an amazing sensation causing the pice of wood to grow into this huge mace.

I then noticed a dark castle in the distance, some evil overlord I forget the name of was up to some shady business there so I decided to go over and kick his ass. I smacked around a bunch of his guards with my mace but somewhere along the way it stopped being a lucid dream so I lost some of my power and the mace got popped like a balloon. I had to make a new weapon, so I found a stop sing that was in the middle of the hallway for some reason and I ripped it out of the ground and started to change it into a morning star. Since I was less powerful now it was more difficult to do so I sat in the corner of the dungeon/kitchen molding the stop sign into a morning star, some girl was a prisoner so I decided to bust her out after I finished making my morning star, anyway this strange insane person with long black hair came in and let a bunch of crazy old woman cannibles into the room. They looked like ordinary annoying old women but they were cannibles. They ate a couple people, but I had set up an invisibilty sheild so they couldnt see me, but they could still smell me and were feeling around fro me. When one of them got to close to me I fired a ki-bolt out of my finger at point blank range but all it did was knock her over and make a burn mark on her fore head. usually that attack is enough to vaporize most dream world opponents so she must have been a tough old women. Two of the old women somehoe managed to find me and grabbed me, one of them took out a bottle of something called "Ether" and dabbed it on a clothe and started trying to smother me with it, I remember the dialogue from this moment too

"Soon you'll be asleep and then we can eat you."

"Not if I crack your skulls open first!" I started to bludgion both of them with my new morning star but they were really tough and kept on coming, it seemed to be having very little effect on them. Just as they were about to put me to sleep I oepened my mouth and fired two chaos shards at them, the chaos shards are an attack my character from the tenchi rpg uses, they can penetrate all armor and sheilds so the shards penetrated their thick skulls killing them instantly. And then the dream ended. I was kind of annoyed at this because it was just starting to get interesting when it ended which unfortunatly is how alot of my dreams end.

Hoo!

That quite a dream you had there Mr. Z! :lol:

Your dreams aren't any worse then the nightmares i have at least 2 days a week. :weep:

Armageddon.

My advice? Call up FOX or some other tv station like that.. you could sell these dreams of yours to a big station for alot of money, and then they would turn your dreams into a huge super-addictive animated tv series and slap sublimal messages into the broadcasts to get people to buy your favorite brand of fabric softener..

Then we can all go eat cake.. :lol:

Uh huh........ :blink:

Well I think it goes without saying that your one freaky dude, but this dream just reinforces it it, however I've had stranger........

Yes I've dreamt worse shit than that! :bang:

So have I if you were here for my last weird dream topic on the warrior guyver board youd know that the weird level in this dream is actually rather mild compared to some of the other stuff I've had.

I STILL say you should sell your dreams to a telivision station to be made into aminated tv episodes about weird dreams from your head.

And I can be your agent! :lol:

Well they did used to have a show on the scifi channel, not sure if its still airing though , where people went on there and told their dreams. I always thought itd be kinda cool if I went on there and told my dream about how I became an alien parasite from babylon five and got stuck on my freinds neck and started to control him and make him beat himself up and torment him with bad final fantasy crossovers. Theyed always try to interpret the dreams on that show so I wonder how they would interpret that one....


I also had another lucid dream recently, in that dream as soon as it got lucid I remembered a conversation I had with my freinds in the car about how when people have lucid dreams people always try to have sex. So I thought since I was having a lucid dream maybe I should try to summon some girls to have sex with instead of wrecking up the place like I usually do when I have lucid dreams, but then I noticed this big giant green sea horse wriggling around on the ground trying to get back to the water, apprantly it had been beached, when that happened I decided yo eat the sea horse instead because it looked like itd taste kinda good, so I pounced on it like a rabid evangelion ripping through its still living flesh and devouring it. This was a lucid dream so I could taste it and everything and it tasted nice and chewy! :lol:

has anyone ever told you that you need help mr. z? you know no one is truly beyond help......well maybe dragoon.

Feh! I need no help! Anyway I had another cool dream tonight

It started out where I took a train on a camping trip with my freinds Anyway we went out into the woods and the Kerons fromt he Sgt frog manga were there. Anyway we were suddenly ambushed by an army of terminators but they couldnt move good in the woods , so we split up to lead them in different directions. Kururu(one of the kerons from sgt frog) ran to the back of the woods and I went to the side, I cant remember where everyone else went though. Later we meet back at some sort of mobile log cabin. And Kururu is there with the terminators, this is another part where I can remember the dialogue. Also for some reason Kururu was disguised as a human in this scene.

"Damint Kururu you sold us out!"

"Well yeah...."

(pretending to be happy) "Wow that's great Kururu I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" I was about to kill him but he proceeded to explain how he made a cease fire with the terminators.

"Did you offer to give them Keron technology in exchange for peace or something?"

"No they were tired of badass pekoponian females killing them all the time like Sarah conner, so they decided peace was for the best."

So we decided to let the terminators sleep over at the mobile log cabin, except it was incredibly packed, so much so that everyone was literally lying on top of each other. Just when I had gotten comfortable lying on top of the T-X some inspector guy burst into the cabin, I forget what he was lookijng for but he thought my freind David had it so we had to get all our stuff out for him to search.

Then I noticed the Teen Titans out in the woods there, were several different versions of Raven like in that one episode. They were looking pretty shady with glowing red eyes, for some reason more glowing red eyes were under her cloak too, I mean they were sewn into the fabric , they wetre sneaking around out there, so I figured they must be looking for a fight.

I went out and said something like "I'm going to beat you guys with my devils right hand!" that may not have been it exactly it was some sort of line involving Devils right hand, ever since I saw Midori no Hibi I've been calling my right hand, "My devils right hand"

Raven tried to do that Azarath metrion Zinphos chant but I beat her to it and threw her attack right back at her, the teen titans and the other ravens all started attacking so I pulled out Death Masques sword and blasted all of them back with some elemental wind blast and then began to accelerate waves of diamond shards at them cutting them up. I also lavad beast boy and sent a tital wave at cyuborg.

Then patrick Stewert came out to explain that the teen titans werent up to anything shady and that I should stop beating them up. So I headed back to the cabin , almost everyone had cleared out of there, so I turned on the TV, it was one of those helpt the poor commercials, hosted by the guy who used to be on seaquest, he opened a trash can and dozens of squirming pigs were inside, a crying baby was also in there, it was really nasty because a bunch of maggots were all over the baby and when it opened its mouth more maggots crawled out of it, and I was like "that poor babys got maggots in his mouth"

"For only 8-billion dollars you can save this baby from living with pigs and being eaten by maggots."

My mom was there too and she was blaming witchcraft for babys who live with pigs

And I was like "I think that accusations just insulting to witches... but how are we going to raise 8-billion dollars to save that baby?"

It was then that we worked witht he econimists to come up with a seven year plan to raise 8-billion dollars by the time I'm 27, except that would be five years and not seven so why is it seven year?

Anyway thats where this dream ends