Since it's been awhile since I talked about some weird dreams I had here I thought I'd share some of the more recent ones I've had. Both of these dreams in volve the recent anime convention I was at "Anime central"

In the first dream I was on staff at anime central again except the convention was in some sort of big futuristic looking convention center with flying cars and stuff. Anyway for some reason Bill Clinton was there and I was supposed to tug him around the place in some sort of hover chair. Anyway I did this awhile until I ran into an annoying guy I work with (he reminds me of peewee hermin because he looks , acts and sounds like peewee hermin). He was acting like his usual annoying peewee self when Kakaihara from Ichi the killer showed up and started killing people with his needle weapons, except they had shishkabob meat and potatos skewered through them. The odd thing about the meat and potatos was that they were made out of wood. Anyway as part of anime central staff my job was to keep kakihara from shish kabobing everyone, so I summoned my special anime central combat armor which came with special acid generating claws. I started using it to fight kakihara who somehow managed to piere my 125 special layers of armor and an AT field with his needle weapons impaling both my legs. But then I dug my claws into the back of his neck and melted his spinal cord with the acid and he died. Then the world started blowing up for no reason outside until the convention center was left floating through the astroid belt. So I was left alone with bill clinton and peewee to drift in space forever I then turned to both of them and said "Looks like were stuck here, you guys suck!" and that was the end of that dream.

In my next dream me and some of my freinds went to anime central again,for some reason it seemed to be taking place in a larger version of my high school this time instead of space. Anyway I wandered around doing anime central stuff until I left. On the way back something happened(cant remember what) that resulted in me getting in a coma and having an out of bodie experience, since I was a ghost I flew over to the old house I moved out of. When we moved out we spent alot of time and money revamping the house so wed get a higher price, but the people who built it just went and tore it down building over it. I was always a little resentful about that so I floated inside and started peeiing all over everything with ghost pee. After that for some reason I was Scarlet claw, one of the villains from Re: Cutie Honey. Sister Jill was upgrading all her troops and getting rid of all the inferior models, she'd already gotten rid of Gold and Black, so I escaped with Cobalt, but I think they got her too on the way out. So I started to travel the underground railroad with a knapsack full of whatever people put in knapsacks when they run away. The underground railroad acutally looked like a regular railroad that went through a forest made of trees and large peices of paster board which were randomly growing out of the ground. Panther claw was still after me so I had to blast them with the scarlet beam whenever they showed up. Whenever scarlet fires that weapon she says "SCARLET BEAM" so I had to keep saying that, I was trying to remember what command activated her umbrella attacks since those are less draining weapons but couldn't remember them (The reason being is that her umbrella attacks arent voice activated but since this was a dream I couldn't remember that). Anyway later on I stopped being Scarlet Claw for some reason and now I was a giant green kangaroo who knew all sorts of deadly martial arts, I was still helping scarlet and some fat kid escape panther claw though. But the problem was that the fat kid had a tracking device on his poochy belly that looked like a smiley face made of life saver candies. All of panther claws goons started to show up so we ran down an alley and I toppled a couple of dumpstars to slow them down but they leapt in the air using crounching tiger hidden dragon stlye jumps. I also did this and used my secret kangaroo martial arts to send one of them flying into a street lamp. I sumersaulted in the air and slammed my kangaroo tail into the head of the other guy sending him flying face first into the pavement below and thats how that dream ended.

In another dream I was pretending to walk on the ceiling using my hands, but the truth was I was standing on the hands of an invisble man who was below me. So I pretended to walk over to my freind mike who was sitting on the floor looking a bit confused. I asked him why he was looking confused and he said it was because he found out he was really a girl. So I said "Man mike, you are one ugly girl!" (he looks like a more homely version of bloodstorm). So I pretended to hand walk on the ceiling some more until I was over at Mitsuwa the japanese market place. So I went over to some guy and started to talk to him about a weird dream I had, in the dream I told him about I was over at Robot wars, Shinji from evangelion and GoGo from kill bill were both competing in it. Shinjis problem was that unit 01 was in the shop so he had to scrap together a robot for the competition, he ended up making a robot that looked like a paper mache version of himself that was sitting on a remote controlled car. It went out into the arena and got smashed by a huge crushing press robot GoGo made. Gogo then did a crazy victory dance with her weapon. Shinji was all sad because he lost and ran off so that he could go be sad somewhere else. Then I went over to that blond woman who helps host the show and started making out with her. And thats where that ended and also where I finished telling the guy in my dream about the dream I previously had. The guy in my dream told me I was on crack and then walked away, thats where that dream ended.

Oookay Z (wispers conspiritorily with any other board members) Okay you take his left and I will take his right, and then we will strap him to a chair in front of a t.v. and make him watch Disney movies for 24 hours, and then Regis and Kathy lee without Regis for another 24 hours, and then make him sing I feel like a natural woman fo 2 hours.

NOOOO!!!! NO Kathy Lee! (threatens to press DON'T button )

I also had a dream a few days ago that I was Zim from invader zim and that a really slow robot with combat boots was trying to chase me.