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Kaiser Dragoon - May 20, 2005 04:02 AM (GMT)
For now...

I'll be in Montreal for a few days, hope you guys don't do anything I wouldn't do in my absence :beers:

WarriorZoalord - May 20, 2005 06:10 AM (GMT)
WHOOOOOO hes gone..... damn its not forever ^-^ Have a nice trip, and bring back lots of canadian beer for us.

Armageddon - May 23, 2005 07:53 AM (GMT)
*Peeks out* Ah, Good. He's gone, now I can put my limbs back in their rightful places/order! J/K!

Bring me back a good ale though, I wanna get wasted for teh 19th birthday!

Have a nice trip, old man!

WarriorZoalord - May 23, 2005 07:54 AM (GMT)
*pokes army* you cant drink it till your turn 21 <.<

Armageddon - May 23, 2005 08:03 AM (GMT)
*Whips out Mr. Recap and pokes WZ* Then I guess I'll make that a fine wine instead! It should taste even better when I open it on Monday, May 28, 2007!

What's with the poking?

WarriorZoalord - May 23, 2005 08:06 AM (GMT)
what can i say, I prefer poking over cleaving people in half like Kaiser. Anyway Wine would be better, cause if done right, the older it gets, the better it tastes... ironically its the only thing that does that <.<

Armageddon - May 23, 2005 08:19 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (WarriorZoalord @ May 23 2005, 03:06 AM)
what can i say, I prefer poking over cleaving people in half like Kaiser. Anyway Wine would be better, cause if done right, the older it gets, the better it tastes... ironically its the only thing that does that <.<

That's the idea of changing my choice to a fine wine. It'll be even better when I'm 21 in 2007. :666:

WarriorZoalord - May 23, 2005 08:21 AM (GMT)
true, but remember: Nif the wine was made of bad grapes, no matter hwo long you age it, it will still be crap wine. so better hope he dosent pick up a bottle of crap wine and put the good wine's label on it <.< and if its from tattoine, dont drink it <.< All Tattoine wine is bad :P


Sorry, had to say it, it was in one of my starwars books.

Armageddon - May 23, 2005 08:28 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (WarriorZoalord @ May 23 2005, 03:21 AM)
true, but remember: Nif the wine was made of bad grapes, no matter hwo long you age it, it will still be crap wine. so better hope he dosent pick up a bottle of crap wine and put the good wine's label on it <.< and if its from tattoine, dont drink it <.< All Tattoine wine is bad :P


Sorry, had to say it, it was in one of my starwars books.

Oh, I know bad grapes = bad tasting wine. I kinda figured wine from Tatoine is bad with a name like that! Speaking of that, you and Sith need to get together and see Revenge of the Sith. I'm thinking of renting the DVD's then going to see it myself.

And I wouldn't put it past Kaiser to pull something like you said. But, since it's my birthday, I think he'll bring me something good...I hope.

Mr Zektoll - May 23, 2005 03:49 PM (GMT)
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what can i say, I prefer poking over cleaving people in half like Kaiser. Anyway Wine would be better, cause if done right, the older it gets, the better it tastes... ironically its the only thing that does that <.<


Hmmmm with kaiser gone someone needs to inflict pain and torture on people so I guess its up to me, but ax's aren't my style.

(Pulls out metal bat and meat tenderizer and beats warriorzoalord and armageddon into two beef patties, And then mixes them together so that their a composite meatball looking entity known as Warrior Armageddon or something...and they have cheeese melted on them meatballs need cheese!)

Now I need to go find Tyde, once I stitch her leg onto your fore head, you guys will be able to win an academy award for the beast composite meatball actor then I can call you warrior armageddon belouved hich will sound really stupid :w00t: OHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!




Kaiser Dragoon - May 23, 2005 08:23 PM (GMT)
*Flays both WZ and Army with hellfire and axe and rewards Mr. Z with a catgirl coincidently named Riven* See the bad thing about you saying that is that when I do come back I can have sweet vengeance upon you. That and should I book a room for the two of you, you two seem to have bonded quite a lot since I've been out, I think Tyde might get jealous Army :war:

Armageddon - May 24, 2005 02:03 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kaiser Dragoon @ May 23 2005, 03:23 PM)
*Flays both WZ and Army with hellfire and axe and rewards Mr. Z with a catgirl coincidently named Riven* See the bad thing about you saying that is that when I do come back I can have sweet vengeance upon you.  That and should I book a room for the two of you, you two seem to have bonded quite a lot since I've been out, I think Tyde might get jealous Army :war:

Would you look at all the love in this room, WZ? He's Baaaaaaaack! Those demonic senses were at work I tell ya!

Z, and a catgirl that's named Riven? Creepy, man, creepy!

Yeak, Kaiser, I know we shouldn't have said anything, but like Guyver 6 maybe we're in the campaign running for RPG King of Punching Bags! :666:

No room needed thanks. I got my own, and soon to be changing when I move. Yeah, we did bond a bit and a jealous Tyde is a extremely funny picture.

Must I repeat, I'm single and loving it! :beers:

*Puts on the Richard Cheese version of Down with the Sickness, and dances around idiotically before what's left of his charred and cut to ribbons body, turns to ash*

Aw, look, now you done it! My Organisms offspring isn't gonna like that you charred and flayed to death its father! *Happy vision of his Organism's offspring choking the life out of the demon with it's tendril dance through his head as someone pours a bottle of magical Tatooine wine on the pile of ashes and he reforms*

Ah, all Organisms unite! Time to make Kaiser "Demon" Dragoon pay for all the damage he's done to us and our hosts!

*Sounds of Kaiser screaming fill the room as darkness falls* That should tell you it's not nice to stuff the Organism in fridges and trash compactors! :666:

Don't try this at home, kiddies, lest you bring our wraith down upon ye!

P.S.

Z, though you are good at inflicting damage upon us, there is no subsitute for the good old fashioned except no substitutes original Kaiser Dragoon way of infliction.

Warrior-Armageddon is a name to have put down in the record books and remembered as the day the comical Mr. Z, coined it when he beat the people known as Warrior Zoalord and Armageddon "Army" with a metal bat and meat tenderizer and stuck us together after transforming us in meat patties. Though, the introduction of Tyde's severed leg, however award worthy it is, is not a threesome I want to remember. As such, I warn you that I have an adverse reaction to any and all things Tyde!

You've been warned!

In all seriousness, BloodStorm, If you're reading this. Please consider amending WZ and I's titles to include RPG King of Meatball Patties with a side of Tyde!

BloodStorm - May 24, 2005 02:30 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Armageddon @ May 23 2005, 09:03 PM)


In all seriousness, BloodStorm, If you're reading this. Please consider amending WZ and I's titles to include RPG King of Meatball Patties with a side of Tyde!

No.. no.. and HELL no.

For one, that's the stupidest submission yet (and I get alot of stupid title ideas.) and two, even when people DO want me to change thier titles, I never do it unless I like the idea..

which is never.

So there.

Armageddon - May 24, 2005 02:53 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (BloodStorm @ May 23 2005, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE (Armageddon @ May 23 2005, 09:03 PM)


In all seriousness, BloodStorm, If you're reading this. Please consider amending WZ and I's titles to include RPG King of Meatball Patties with a side of Tyde!

No.. no.. and HELL no.

For one, that's the stupidest submission yet (and I get alot of stupid title ideas.) and two, even when people DO want me to change thier titles, I never do it unless I like the idea..

which is never.

So there.

Well, I take that as a complement that you found my idea REALLY stupid :)

I guess WZ and I will have to go back to the RPG title submission board and keep trying. :666:

Mr Zektoll - May 24, 2005 04:03 AM (GMT)

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Z, though you are good at inflicting damage upon us, there is no subsitute for the good old fashioned except no substitutes original Kaiser Dragoon way of infliction


(pours some barbeque sauce on the beef patties and lock them in a room with some cybernetic pitbull/pirahana hybreds) well I try

Maybe you should make him the king of stupid title ideas. No wait I need to have that title because I think you should make me the king off uhh....turning cheese into diamond! (squeezes cheese but it just gets really squishy) Hey look over there! (switches cheese with diamond)

Yeah that title idea was pretty stupid or maybe I should be the king of saying things like "Yeah that title was pretty stupid"

Damn I'm good, no ones as good as making stupid titles as I am, and if anyone dares challenge me, you shall be shamed post haste (And you will be too!)

But a catgirl named Riven hmmm....thats a little worrying.

Catgirls are nice and all but theyve gotten to be a little too common place. Personally I prefer things a little more exotic then catgirls, like spider girls or catgirls with tentacles, or girls who have fangs in their crotches. Yeah I have pretty weird taste, I also eat bugs sometimes...Man that was a bad pun, but I really do eat bugs sometimes.

Armageddon - May 24, 2005 07:42 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Mr Zektoll @ May 23 2005, 11:03 PM)

(pours some barbeque sauce on the beef patties and lock them in a room with some cybernetic pitbull/pirahana hybreds) well I try

Maybe you should make him the king of stupid title ideas. No wait I need to have that title because I think you should make me the king off uhh....turning cheese into diamond! (squeezes cheese but it just gets really squishy) Hey look over there! (switches cheese with diamond)

Yeah that title idea was pretty stupid or maybe I should be the king of saying things like "Yeah that title was pretty stupid"

Damn I'm good, no ones as good as making stupid titles as I am, and if anyone dares challenge me, you shall be shamed post haste (And you will be too!)

But a catgirl named Riven hmmm....thats a little worrying.

Catgirls are nice and all but theyve gotten to be a little too common place. Personally I prefer things a little more exotic then catgirls, like spider girls or catgirls with tentacles, or girls who have fangs in their crotches. Yeah I have pretty weird taste, I also eat bugs sometimes...Man that was a bad pun, but I really do eat bugs sometimes.

Hey Z, I think you're onto something! We should campaign to have Blood make us Co-Rpg King of Stupid Title Ideas.

And If you like girls with fanged crotches, I could hook you up with Danica Talos and you'll spend the next five years playing Hide-And-Go-Suck as her Vampire cabana boy!

I'm sorry, I had to get that out...I'm on a Blade 3 binge. *Hugs dvd* :beers:

Mr Zektoll - May 24, 2005 07:41 PM (GMT)
Sorry but there can only be one, being the king of stupid titles is like being the highlander. Plus you get to carry around swords and go aorund looking all dramatic on top of big mountains and stuff. (tosses happy time harry off the side of the mountain)

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And If you like girls with fanged crotches, I could hook you up with Danica Talos and you'll spend the next five years playing Hide-And-Go-Suck as her Vampire cabana boy!


Sounds fun, but first I need to find a way to make my crotch invulnerable like is in all of my really wrong fantasies. Just because I'm attracted to that sort of thing doesnt mean I'm stupid :lol:

BloodStorm - May 24, 2005 08:45 PM (GMT)
Guys... If you keep saying your going to try and get me to add such-and-such a title to your list, I'll just quit doing them for everyone.

So seriously, stop.

If I want to give someone a new title, it'll get done.. but I do NOT give titles you want, no matter how amusing it might be.

Mr Zektoll - May 24, 2005 09:09 PM (GMT)
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If I want to give someone a new title, it'll get done.. but I do NOT give titles you want, no matter how amusing it might be.


Maybe Bloodstorm should be the king of not giving out titles when people ask for titles.

But anyway even without a title there can only be one highlander! When it comes to coming up with stupid names I'm unmatched and I need no title to prove it OHOHOHOHO!!!!!!

By the way what was this thread originally supposed to be about anyway? I'm too lazy too look back and see what it was about before we went off topic :lol:

Kaiser Dragoon - May 25, 2005 12:32 AM (GMT)
Well now that I am back and to avoid any further annoyance of Blood or anyone else we'll just close this topic down, that and I'm back, so no point in saying anything else, other then run and fear me :war:




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