Two words:

Muppet RPG

'Nuff said :w00t:

That and I call Animal :wolfy:

"ok, now lets all back away real slow like. maybe if we don't act threatening or make any sudden movements we might just get out of here alive."

Kaiser bub,stop taking inspiration from things my fiancé says :P She might actually follow through with her suggestion

Remember, Gremlins, Ewoks, Disney characters and Vampires, and now maybe Muppets. I want to be Elmo from Sesame Street! :sign: I just wanted to wave a big sign really!

Damn I'm not even sure what I would be in this. But I do know one thing, now that Kaiser has done what no one else would do and make a muppets rpg, as the official king of weird, Fresh Prince of Scaryism and unoficial God Emporor of making impossible ideas work, I gotta come up with something to top this. Except I'm still working on the battle angel rpg it'll have to wait until a little later, but with some dirty hobo as my witness, I shall make something so unexpected, you will eat your hat and call yourself a green pointy eared monkeys uncle after you read it!

For the first time in mylife I have been left utterly speechless. :blink:

But then again this is a place for firsts.

hehehe, Sith, speechless, thats something that doesnt happen very often. :bite: :666:

*pops up and nods head* You called?


Anyway I'm defintiely in if this gets started, I'm going Kermit and Gonzo!!!!!!!!!!!!

But she's a genius!!!

I'll start working out the plot and data files pronto :beers:

Wow! I'm good! I'm good *does a little happy dance round the puter* and apparently a genius

*Stands up on a chair* I'm an intelligent blonde! I'm an intelligent blonde!

Now we know who has the brains in that relationship :beers:

Somehow I get the impression she'll fit in here perfectly.

absolutely, we should let her run ht esite, then we'd something done round here :lol: B)

Amen to that brother, amen to that :beers:

I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm sure I can plan a little insy winsy takeover without him noticing too much. Although then we have the blonde predicament of 'OOO.... What does that button do?!' as I turn the boards off so maybe Kris should be kept in the background :P (He actually says he should stay in charge but he's better in the background tied to a chair or something :rolleyes:)











*waits for the expected guttural comments*

We all know Gall likes being tied to that chair anyway ;)

I'll probably play that shrimp muppet or maybe the rat guy that hangs around gonzo............

Rizzo the Rat!!!! :) He's so cute.

Out of interest, how are the muppets going to fight with one another if they are all so cute and well, muppet like? Btw, nobody chosen Oscar the Grouch?

(hangs his head in shame) i can't belive you people are really going through with this. are you all out of your minds!.......well what little there was to began with.

I woyuldnt touch this RPG with a 100 foot long cattle prod....

At least we know he's busy when he's not here. :rolleyes:

*Goes and cleans up his part of the board because of new female resident*

....>.> .....<.< .....>.< ....WHAT?

*Stomps on WZ*

As for your question milady, yes these muppets will be scrappers, but in a very different way then what we're used to seeing muppets tango, so the Miss Piggy style of fighting is capable of being used, but I've got a different idea on how to terrify the masses B) :beers:

Hows about we do battle royale with muppets! Thats be the schiznight! Anyway I'm either going to play oscar or cookie monster. Not sure which.

Riven in that case you'll be hanging with me, if your Rizzo since I already bagged Gonzo and kermit B)

lets not go there, we'll leave Kris where he is and avoid his sordid private life. You aswell Nightblossom, I'm sure your a lovely person but keep that kind of stuff between yourself and Kris.

Sounds good to me.

Interesting idea Mr. Z that could be incorporated into it, but this RPG is like the mafia and we're at war with another group :war:

who are the muppets at war with?

skynet? oh how the mighty have fallen. dragoon i sure hope you have something good up the sleeve of yours.

The muppets should be at war with the ultimate evil! They should be at war with the Ham Hams from hamtaro!

Is this the part where some child advocacy group shows up and tells us we are destroying the hopes and dreams of americas youth while corrupting the minds of impressionable young people? {err}

No wait, I have an even better idea! The villains for this rpg should be the telitubbies, because those things are freaking creepy! My chaotic half actually has a mild phobia of telitubbies. I mean I can't stand to look at their creepy mindless faces for more then a few seconds, if I do I start feeling very uncomfortable, as if thousands of worms are crawling over my naked body. I like have dreams about them too! One time I dreampt that I was driving an 18 wheel semi truck at the dead of night and the red telitubby ran out in the road and I hit it. The damn thing screamed like a dying rabbit getting devoured by wolves as it was run over. So I got out of the truck and took a look at it. I called the fbi and mulder and Scully came up to investigate the body of the mysterious creature. Anyway when they were cutting it open they discovered it used to be human. The government had released a special virus that was changing people into these creepy mindless creatures known as Telitubbies!

Anyway I developed the idea I got from that dream and came up with the perfect most creepy version of the telitubbys to be the villains of this rpg. So kaiser , will you let me bring the evil telitubbies in as the RPG villains?

And then my homeboy Oscar the grouch will come in like Ash from Evil dead and start blasting the accursed demons with the sawed off shotgun he keeps in his trash can and it'll kick ass!

Ok I didn't think there was another line for him to cross but I was wrong. :blink:

Yeah that's right! It's just like in those phantasm movies where the tallman always pops back up in the end and says "It's never over!"

But anyway, yeah, we really need to do this now, because now I have an RPG where I can use my super creepy telitubbies! If you thought anything else I made was creepy or scary get ready, because the furr will really fly when the EVIL is unleashed! I mean these guys are like the muppet equivilent of the juon ghosts!