Yeah I'm saying it, a Pokemon RPG. But it won't have all that winey shit that you see in the anime. You get all the monsters, you get all the gadgets, and you go to all the gyms. But, the pokemon will bleed and even die in battle.

I'm trying too make it cooler, so what do yall think?

Sounds good

But I want to be a Pokemorph!! A Raichu Morph, I even have a datafile for him

:bite: feel free,as long as I can get a Scyther or a Blaziken to play with :bite:

I got a cool idea, you know how some animals start to seperate into siamese twins but don't go all the way, like that cat I have a picture of with two faces. Well can I be a semi siamese twin likatoung, because then he'll have two toungs and three eyes since his two faces didnt seperate all the way. And when he's not fighting he'll wear a mysterious phantom of the operah style mask so that he'll be all mysterious! so can I do this? I always thought a siamese twin pokemon would be all kinds of awsome, I think I'll also bring in Oniko from the Onimusha rpg to be his trainer if you'll allow it. She wont have her onimusha weapon obviously i just thought it would be cool if she was his trainer since she's completly nuts.

What the hell, I'll even toss my hand into the ring..

I could even use Sproket
(gets the hell beaten out of him by practicly everyone on the board all at once)

Owch?

Maybe I'll also have the siamese lickatoung fight with pencils like Oniko does, that way if any pikachus come around thinking their the schiznit, he can gouge their eyes out with pencils!

Ooookay..


I think it'ld be neat if the setting was a little more dark and dangerious than the tv series.. where if you get cut by any one of the numerious pokemon with giant scythes for arms, then you'll accually fucking bleed...

I mean come on! I want some blood! Gives it an added element that the pokemon are real breating critters and not just blips on a screen.. Massive injuries should have some impact of battle.. it only makes sence.

Unless this turns into a massive commady rpg, in which you could cut a guy in half and nothing bad would happen.. then that makes sence..

Hmmm what would also be cool is if we made it sort of like fight club where there was this pokemon with a split personality who didnt think he had a split personality like jack and tyler durden, and some cool stuff could happen with that.

I don't know much about the latest bits of Pokemon, sort of dropped out after the original fad died, so if someone can give me a list of possible critters that would be good, mostly because I'd prefer to be a pokemon sidekick. :mellow: S, my little amigos, you know what that means, who'd want me to be their lackey :w00t: A once in a lifetime opportunity, me, hiring my services out :wolfy: but that only happens if I get a list of possible critters I can play and I ain't being some dumbass pokemon that just says his name, I'll be a sly wise crackin' bub, so be warned...

The bid for my services starts...now.

How do you get my services you ask? Two things, first, a list for me to browse from, with all the tricks and crap these new fangled pokemon have, and a very well structured reason why I should work for ye, and Kris, threatening to stop drawing artwork and that sort of stuff doesn't count :bang:

Kaiser be my partner, Why because your insanity and my thirst for Pokemon blood will be a perfect Match!!!!!

I mean we get to kill pokemon, I'm fucking in!!!!

And my knowledge of certain pokemon along with the fact my little cuisin got Pokemon Leaf green for his Christmas means I'll find you a violently monstrious fucker for you to be.........

Is it a deal?

http://www.pokemon.com/

Just click on New Pokedex It has everything.

Well, If we're still doing bids, then kaiser allready got mine hours ago with http://www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
One of the best most indepth pokemon fan-sites in existance with a full pokedex of every singlepokemon from each generation, movesets, evolution guide, and practicly anything else, plus I gave him a couple pointers on which pokemon he'ld probobly fit best as (Tyrantitar and Houndoom seem the most likely by my estimate.. they're fittingly dark and nasty.)

Well Sith never said no to any of the things I wanted to do here so that means I'll be playing a siamese Lickatoung who likes to gouge the eyes out of his enemys with pencils and his trainer is Oniko from the onimusha rpg. So this'll end up kicking all kinds of ass, I gotta come up with a cool name for the siamese lickatoung though.

toung in cheek?

One head could be Bob, and the other head could be Alfonzo!

Or you could call it Gene... for obvious reasons..


I had a female likitung named "Lesbo" once... the implications of that one shouldn't be hard to grasp.

Well technically he still has one head since their mostly fused together , just has 1.5 faces and two toungs. Anyway I just got done watching Azumi, that was a cool sword she had at the end of the movie, maybe I'll have him use a sword like that too, because his back story is that he and Oniko are actually undercover assassins hired to take out high ranking leaders of team rocket.

Well I've decided on my pokemon and my trainer, let's get this show on the road :rolleyes: B) :beers: :mellow: [666]

I am so totally kill some Jigglypuff's with my Raichu Morph character :redneck: :bite:

I hate those stupid pokemon, totally useless and are nothing more then breathing throw pillows :bite:

yeah, kill the jigglypuff before they sing, otherwise your pokemon is soooo screwed, kill 'em while they sleep a jigglypuff could.

No you see, I'll be using a pokemorph as my character so he'll be smart enough to wear ear muffs before going into battle against the ridiculous little singing harlot Jigglypuff's :P :lol: I) :bang: :war: :guyver:

true, but if the others are with you, you could let the jigglypuff take them out firsst :P

Thats what army of ill tempered mutated and rabid Vulpix are for :666: :666: :666:

Of course I do have my pet Rayquaza to rain down a storm of death on my enemies ^_^

rayquaza.... is that even a real pokemon?

IF you had played Ruby and Sapphire you would know that Rayquaza is a powerful and ancient pokemon :P

And just so everyone knows, I have dibs on it!!!! :angry: :bang: I) :wolfy: [666] >I :war: :guyver: :bioboost: :guyver2:

i played sapphire, but i couldn't find the pokemon that show up after you beat the game, i got kyogre tho... the water legendary pokemon, i think thats how you spell it.

You haven't found Rayquaza, dude, what have you been doing? He's available after you unlck the last town. He has his own little island that you can get to from the last town, but he's lv70 and a bugger to catch

i've been trying to find him, never really got any clues on how to find him... only said that they saw a rare pokemon flying over somewhere....

I'll try and find a map for ye then when I get around to it, he's worth having if you want to take the time to train him to lv100 and get him a good moveset

He's in my team of Elite Killers :666:

only 1 problem tho.... i used my only masterball to catch kyogre.

Yeah that was silly because that master ball would have been better used for catching Latios or its female counterpart.

However, Rayquaza can be caught by normal means, the same as Kyorge.

Just buy the following

99 of each ball type you can get ye hands on and have one or two pokemon that have sleep, save before you fight him as if you accidently kill him, you won't be able to get him again. But the most vital part of this mission is absolute patience, took me ages to finally catch it, and that was after killing it or being killed fifty thousand or so times, you'd think I'd have ran into a bloody shiny one after awhile wouldn't you {err}

I know it's related,but could you put this kind of talk in either pm's or over msn? It's making information about the actual RPG hard to find

i hade kyogre down to one health, paralyzed, and asleep and i still couldn't catch him with any of the normal balls (I mean pretty much everything cept masterball.) , pretty much i had to either use the masterball or kill him.

Ok Gall, we'll stick to the topic at hand ^_^

My character will be called Electricus ^^ The master of Electricity

I gotta say this rpg sounds interesting, but not quiet interesting enough to have me join. :P I don't feel like beheading pikachu. but if i ever descided to join it, i would probably be using a nine tails... or could i just be a pokemon without a trainer? better yet, a talking nine tails? I mean if meowth can do it, anyone could...

I don't see why not Warrior

Come join the insanity :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :splat:

Oh no obviously this kind of RPG is beanath such an RPGer such as the great Warrior Zoalord. I)

Thats a little low Sith :guyver:


I mean, come one, he's the fall guy for cryin out loud, no RPG is bellow him ^_^

i'll kick yer pokemorphs butt :P I) :guyver2: :wolfy:

Just to clarify, Guyver 6 is the fall guy :mellow: But WZ's definately filling the void in his absence.

I'm the unofficial fll guy till G-6 gets back i guess....