Title: Man attempts to convert lions to christianity
Description: You just can't make this shit up...
BloodStorm - December 3, 2004 05:33 PM (GMT)
http://www.local6.com/news/3887764/detail.html#sillymanThis one is almost worse than all those other ones where people do stupid shit to animals..
guyver_reborn - December 3, 2004 06:08 PM (GMT)
lol, the jackass got what he deserved. When the hell are the Christians gonna learn? They wont stop until they've converted air molecules into christians :rant:
Sith Guyver - December 3, 2004 06:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (guyver_reborn @ Dec 3 2004, 01:08 PM) |
| lol, the jackass got what he deserved. When the hell are the Christians gonna learn? They wont stop until they've converted air molecules into christians :rant: |
One can be Christian and not do as you say. <_<
As for the Dumbass in the Zoo, he got what he deserved. Pity the lion didn't remove him from the gene pool.
BloodStorm - December 3, 2004 06:20 PM (GMT)
The attempt to convert the lion was doomed to failure. Not becuase it was a lion.. but becuase it was a Jewish lion. I mean.. isn't it obvious? :rolleyes:
Sith Guyver - December 3, 2004 06:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (BloodStorm @ Dec 3 2004, 01:20 PM) |
| The attempt to convert the lion was doomed to failure. Not becuase it was a lion.. but becuase it was a Jewish lion. I mean.. isn't it obvious? :rolleyes: |
I guess the reason the lion didn't eat him is beacause he wasn't kosher.
Teknoguyver - December 3, 2004 07:08 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
QUOTE (BloodStorm @ Dec 3 2004, 01:20 PM) The attempt to convert the lion was doomed to failure. Not becuase it was a lion.. but becuase it was a Jewish lion. I mean.. isn't it obvious?
I guess the reason the lion didn't eat him is beacause he wasn't kosher. |
sith you are here by banned form making any more puns like that.
that was just..just wrong
BloodStorm - December 3, 2004 07:18 PM (GMT)
Oh hush Tekno.. you just can't STOMACH anything when it comes to jokes about food.
Mr Zektoll - December 3, 2004 09:16 PM (GMT)
I saw this show on tech TV about how there's these people who are trying to convert UFO's to cristianity, it was pretty funny. Anyway one of my moms freinds can communicate with animals. She told me that one time she was telling this tabby cat about jesus and the cat got offended because he was buddist.
Sith Guyver - December 3, 2004 10:07 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Teknoguyver @ Dec 3 2004, 02:08 PM) |
| QUOTE | QUOTE (BloodStorm @ Dec 3 2004, 01:20 PM) The attempt to convert the lion was doomed to failure. Not becuase it was a lion.. but becuase it was a Jewish lion. I mean.. isn't it obvious?
I guess the reason the lion didn't eat him is beacause he wasn't kosher. |
sith you are here by banned form making any more puns like that.
that was just..just wrong
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:bite: Thank you I'll take that as a complement. :bite:
Thank god it wasn't a redneck lion. He would have needed some pop tarts, penut butter, and a honey baked ham for a redneck christmas.
Now that was wrong. :redneck:
weltall2 - December 3, 2004 10:11 PM (GMT)
And I say it wasn't because he was kosher. I say it was because he didn't taste good. I mean imagine the places that guy has been. :lol:
WarriorZoalord - December 4, 2004 05:52 AM (GMT)
I saw the lion thing on the Max-X list show..... that was funny.
Zeus Thunderbolt - December 4, 2004 03:47 PM (GMT)
That gives me an idea just incase any Mormons or any christians that come'a converting at my door...