Mr Zektoll
Guyver


Joined: 22 Apr 2003
Posts: 1838
Location: somewhere

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:31 pm Post subject: Battle Cube
OOC: Yes, I the feudal lord of rpg slackers finnally has the starting post up. I miss being the Fresh Prince of rpg slackers though, Feudal lord sounds cool and all but it doesn't have the same comedic value of Fresh prince of RPG slackers. Anyway in this rpg your competitor character will more or less be you from real life with a crazy weapon that bloodstorm gives you. When the datafiles are up if you don't want to put your real name for your character you can change it, or only put your first name or something. Also competitor DF's should have a bit more detail then NPC DF's.

IC:

42 people found themselves assembled in a dark room. A few minutes ago they had all been on various different places of the world going about their lives doing various different things, but now they were all here in this strange dark room.

Suddenly a light came on shining down on a mysterious figure, clocked in a mysterious black cloak sitting on a chair. "Greetings, everyone, I suppose your all wondering why your all here. My name is Loki and I'll be answering that question for you shortly."

Some people seemed to be pretty angry at Loki and began to insult and throw curse words at him. Some of the younger people who were still kids were frightened by the situation and began to cry.

"I summoned you all here to participate ina competition. You have no choice but to do so, each of you will be given a unique weapon. All of you will use these weapons to fight to the death, each of you will also be given a map which will reflect the geography of whatever zone you happen to be in and will give you the location of important things like zone gates. At least one person doesn't die every twenty four hours the sentinals will come after you all starting with those who have the lowest participation record. If you try to leave endsville the sentinals will kill you. There will only be one survivor and that person alone may live. Good luck, to you all, I will be seeing one of you again, hopefully sooner then later."

A rope lever came down from the ceiling and Loki pulled it, doorways opened up under all the people who had been summoned here , these doors were actually interdimensional gates that sent them all to the various zones. After this was done Loki pulled out a cigarette and lit it taking a poof and took out a remote hitting a button, various screens appeared out of thin air, each showing what each of the 42 competitors was doing.
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Magna
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Location: Chicago,Illinois,USA

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:02 pm Post subject:
Magna: Ug, where am I?

Magna looks up at the sky to discover that he's on the groung on his back.

Magna: What The...What are these?

He looks at his arms to see brown blades on his left and right arms. He gets to his feet to see that he is in the middle of no where. He walks twenty feet ahead of him until he heard some movement.

Magna: Who's out there?
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BloodStorm
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Joined: 31 May 2003
Posts: 890
Location: Here comes the Thnikkaman!

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:30 pm Post subject:
OOC: Note.. the health system for this rpg is still in it's testing stage, so bear with me.. I'll save you guys the worries of having to do the math yourself, since it involves things like quantum bellybutton triads and inverse negitives, postive diagnals, and old litter boxes... so whenever we get to a new page, I'll post the health each person has remaining.. if your curious.. each person has between 50 and 70 hitpoints at level one.. it's somewhat random, depending on several facotors that most people wouldn't understand the significance of..

So in closing.. when a new page is created, please wait to continue the rpg untill I can post the data? IF one of the pc's is getting close to dieing, I'll send all parties involved in the fight a warning PM to notify them of the impendind deaths.

And no.. a Simple headshot isn't going to kill someone.. it'll just leave a big bloody hole ... the nature of the compatition prevents cheap kills like that..
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Sparky
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Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Posts: 1396
Location: Scotland

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:03 pm Post subject:
After Loki's dissappearance I was suddenly dropped when I woke up I was laying on the most magnificently kept lawn ever, it was perfect, too perfect. I stood up and just in time too as where the point where I'd been lying down something heavy suddenly landed I turned round to see a mace sticking into the ground, suddenly things were much better.......

I picked it up and gave it a few swings, it was perfect as if made just for me by some isnane malevolent force that couldn't control it's and was alwas doing something inappropiate yet funny so it was accepted and forgotten. With one of the swings I acidently pressed a button sending spikes from the heavy end flying everywhere (except at me because if it did that well it wouldn't be perfectly made for me would it) and I heard windows break and someone scream in the distance.

I put my mace in my belt and went to walk down the street, this place was weird. Everywhere I loked there were perfectly built identicle yellow houses everywhere, it was extremely scary. Suddenly the door of the house of the lawn I'd been standing on opened and a man walked out, jesus if his smile was any wider I could see street through him out his ass, " You ruined my lawn stranger but can I help you anyway" said the freak pointing to the mash of ground made by the mace, jesus I just wanted to smash his big pearl white teeth, they were so perfect it made me sick, "Uh, could you give me a drink of water, I'm a thirsty"

"Sure friend come on in" the man led me to the kitchen where his wife was, "Look honey, we have a guest. Whats your name guest"

"Sparky" I said with a forced smile, jesus I couldn't take it anymore, this place was too perfect, it was suffocating, "Here's your drink of water" said the house wife passing me a glass, she as perfect too, not in the attractive sense but she was the perfect housewife. Thats it I couldn't take it.

Splashing the water on my face I whipped out my face and bashed the lady's head in causing blood to splatter everwhere, the man looked at me, "Gee stranger that wasn't very nice"

I turned round and smashed his jaw, the spikes penetrating every inch of his face and knocking his pearl whites out.

From outside some people came out there houses, there was a loud commosion from that house across the street, and maniacle laughter too..........
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Magna
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Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Posts: 720
Location: Chicago,Illinois,USA

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 3:24 am Post subject:
A man with a suit of armor appears behind Magna and said...

Knight: Hello, are you to slay the dragon as well?

Magna: Dragon? What Dragon?

Knight: The one in that cave.

A cave appears in front of Magna.

Magna: How did you do that?

Knight: Do what?

Magna: That--Um, never mind. Can you tell me the way out of here?

Knight: the only way to do that is to slay the Dragon.

Magna: Then I guess I'm here to slay the Dragon.

Knight: Good....

The knight disappears and Magna is telapoted into the heart of the Cave.

Knight: Now wait....

Magna: Wait? I can't even see you.

Two red eyes appear in the darkness in the cave.

knight You do now....I'm the dragon.

Magna: What!!!

Te knight reappears and transformsd into a two headed Dragon that resembles a two headed China Dragon.

Altron: My name is Altron, if you wish to escape this world, defeat me in Battle!

Magna: Ah geez.

The two blades on Magna's arms extend and begins to mutate Magna's legs and ams to some kind of Armor materials.

Magna: Well, at least I can defend Myself...
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gall_4185
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Joined: 07 Jul 2003
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Location: Glasgow,Scotland

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:55 pm Post subject:
Through the portal stepped and armour Gall,clad in a his usual jeans,t-shirt and leather jacket and clasping his 'singing' katana. His attire marked him as not being a native to this zone native to this zone. Gall found himslef standing in an empty cave,save a few chests lying towards the rear of the cave. Gall catiously opened the first chest without incident,finding a plain looking backpack. The next chest held a far more interesting item,a full suit of platemail armour. After returning to the first chest and using the backpack to store his clothes,Gall equipped the suit of armour. Stepping into the daylight clad in shining plate,he looked more suited to this area.A thunderous roar erupted from a nearby cave accompanied by the furious sounds of a battle. Curiosity got the better of him and he set off to investigate


OOC:Let the fun begin
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Mr Zektoll
Guyver


Joined: 22 Apr 2003
Posts: 1838
Location: somewhere

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:18 pm Post subject:
OOC: Finnally I have a little time to post here, since everyones using their nickname, I guess I'll go by Mr.Z in this game because itd be kinda odd if I called myself mr zektoll.

IC:

Mr Z landed in the middle of a dark woods somewhere. Something landed next to him sticfking in the ground, it was a huge scythe. "Woooow..... I always wanted something like this..." the blade looked to be super sharp , Mr Z grabbed it and it was incredibly light giving it a test swing the razer sharp blade sliced through a small tree with no effort. Something was moving around in the woods nearby, Mr Z was suddenly shook from the euphoria of the cool new weapon remembering the situation. Something about the size of a chimp jumped out of the woods and began running at him only to be nearly sliced in half by the scythe.

"Wait stop!" it said cornered bnacking against a tree, it was a little oni, oni were supposed to be rather large, apparantly this one was a bit of a runt. "An oni? I must be in the feudal Japan area." Mr Z suddenly noticed they were both speaking fluent japanese and he understood it just fine.

"Cool I can speak fluent Japanese!" Mr Z gave the scythe a swing nearly taking the onis head off.

"Gyaah! Stop waving that around!"

"But I like waving it around, hehe, in fact I might just do something crazy like this!" swings at the oni who cringes. "Naw I'm just bullshitting you, your the only I guy I know in this area, you got anything to eat?"

"I got some spleens."

"Hmmmm, not exactly my cup of tea, but in feudal Japan I'm not about to look a gift horse in a mouth, now build a fire and bring me your spleens!"

The oni seemed a to get a little braver "Who are you, a human to command me?"

Mr Z grabbed the oni in a double nelson forcing him to the ground "I'm the guy whos stronger then you who has a scythe, from now on you will refer to me as...uhhh....damn I can't think of a cool name to be referred as. You will refer to me as "Whats his name sama!*"

*sama=lord

"Yes whats his name sama! I will bring the the spleens immediatly!"

"Yeah and if you see anyone else whose dressed funny like me , let me know about it."

Mr. Z took out the map, he was sure at least some of the others had decided to participate in the game so he'd have to watch out. Right now though he needed to find the location of the gate to the other zones.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:33 pm Post subject:
Ok a quick question. Can we land into any zone we like.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:44 pm Post subject:
OOC: Thats how everyone's been going so far, Archguyver.. but you forgot your OOC tag . Anyway.. only place you can't start in is the shopping district.
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Mr Zektoll
Guyver


Joined: 22 Apr 2003
Posts: 1838
Location: somewhere

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:52 pm Post subject:
ooc: you pretty much land in some random zone. Anyway here the answer to a couple questions I've been getting.

If you kill the person who had a weapon you can use the weapon, but when you get more powerful the weapon will stay at the same level unless your own weapon consumes it, but most of the weapons arent intelligent at the moment so most of them won't be able to consume secondary weapons until they gain some level of sentience which will be after at least 1 qurter of the competitors have been eliminated. Also the split gate that goes to the interdimensional shopping zone is in the chibi zone.

IC:

Mr Z stuck the spleens on a stick and started roasting them over a fire.

"Yes, magically delicious..." Mr Z said poking the spleens.

"I like to eat them raw." the oni said.

"Yeah well, us humans don't have whatever magical anti spleen germ immune system you onis got so we don't have that sort of luxery. You know I always wondered what an oni would taste like. You know since these could be my last moments alive, with all sorts of weird things trying to kill me , I've been thinking I should spend these moments doing wehatever the hell I feel like, think I should see what oni tastes like? On the other hand you do look kind of dirty...."

The oni backed away scared with both hands up "Thats not right! Oni are supposed to be the ones eating humans!"

"Forget about it!" Mr Z did an impression of that part in Azumanga Daioh where Tomo keeps thwacking yomi over the head saying "forget about it" except he was doing it to the oni.

"forget about it!" thwack!

"Stop stop!"

"Hahahaha! No your to funny to eat, you remind me of Jaken from inuyasha. From now on your name is Jaken!"

"I don't think I like that name!"

"Oooh! I got it now, since your Jaken, from now on you shall refer to me as Sesshomaru sama !" Mr Z said pointing the scythe in the air dramaticly.

"You...your crazy!" Mr Z thwacked the oni on the head again.

"Don't worry about it, I always give people weird nick names, in other words you can't escape your fate! HAHAHA!"

Somewhere back on earth Mr Z's freind Mike AKA Bizender the third sneezes.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:57 pm Post subject:
OOC: Let the chaos start and the blood bath begin. Metaphoricaly speaking

IC: My back hurt for some reason when I woke up and when I stood up I felt weight on my side. " What tha?....a sword?" Sure enough on my side was a sword. A samurai sword to be exact. " Where'd this come from? and where the heck am I?" My back ached from something. I looked down at where I was laying and found it to be nothing more than a rock. " Well that explains that. Hey my clothes!" My original clothes were gone and replaced with samurai like armor. Blue in color with strange designs and writing. " Those writngs look like Japanese or Asian or something." To my right were cherry tree blossoms. Their fragrance made me relax a bit. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a bright object floating by. " What on earth?" Walking over to investigate this strange looking thing I tripped and feel on it. I picked it up and looked at it. " What is this?, a fire fly?" It jumped out of my hands and pushed me down and started cursing me. " Watch where your going next bub!" This thing was really angry. " I'm sorry. I tripped. By the way what are you and where am I?" It looked at me dumb founded. " I'm a sprite and your in the Fuedal Japan zone stupid."
This things rudeness started getting on my nerves and I drew my sword. Surprisingly it felt really light. " What are you gonna do with that?" The sprite said getting in my face. " Slice your ass in half is what I'll do if you don't chill out!" It backed off and came back. " Okay I'll chill." I slide the sword back into its shet and walked on. " Wait!" Its voice came. " Can I go with you?" I looked at him puzzled. " Why?" He floated over to my shoulder and sat down. " Because I don't like to be alone" I sighed and smiled. " Sure I could use some company. My name is Guyver's bane, but call me G.B. and yours is." He looked over and said. " Sazuna." I extended my hand to him to shake. " Sazuna nice to meet you."
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Mr Zektoll
Guyver


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Location: somewhere

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:37 pm Post subject:
OOC: I probably should have mentioned this, but while the sprites are self aware they don't know anything about the zones or why they were created, with the possible exception of Kirsti. Also the term sprite is something that only Loki uses to refer to his creations, if there's a sprite that's an oni, an elf or a vampire or whatever it will think of itself only as an oni an elf or a vampire , it doesn't know that its a sprite loki created.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:42 pm Post subject:
Guyver's bane wrote:


IC: My back hurt for some reason when I woke up and when I stood up I felt weight on my side. " What tha?....a sword?" Sure enough on my side was a sword. A samurai sword to be exact.


OOC: Accually, you have a broadsword, which isn't as long as a samaurai sword, but it's got a wider blade, and is better suited for stonger blows, while a katana works on the quicker slices.. More like what a roman centurian or legonaire would use than a samarai

And another thing.. entering the zones does not give you anything you wouldn't otherwise have... If you want armor, you'll have to find it.. you don't just magicly get samaurai armor if you enter the feudile zone, or a suit of platemail if you enter the fantasy era... THE ONLY FREEBIE IS YOUR WEAPON...
No, GB, that's not directed just at you, several people have thought it worked that way.. but it doesn't..
So in other words.. the chibizone is the only zone where your apperance changes, or you get or loose any sort of items as you travel through the portal between areas.


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OOC: I probably should have mentioned this, but while the sprites are self aware they don't know anything about the zones or why they were created, with the possible exception of Kirsti


Thats becuase Kirstie isn't a sprite! Ho ho!
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Magna
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Joined: 21 Oct 2003
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Location: Chicago,Illinois,USA

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:02 am Post subject:
OCC: BTW, My character is in fantasy world.

IC:
Magna ran to attack the Dragon hoping that this could be his way home, the Dragon was ready to fire a burst when Magna Jumped over the dragon's first head and slashed at the dragon's second head. But when the dragon moved to it's left, Magna missed and fell n his face. As the Dragon waited for Magna to get up, the Dragon replied to Magna.

Altron: Get up, how are you to defeat your greatest enemy if you can't even beat me?

Magna got to his feet and stared at the Dragon in disbelief.

Magna: What??? What are you doing?

Altron: I'm trying to train you, as my program suggests.

Magna: Train me? You mean this is a training ground?

Altron: Sort of, you can leave, but only if I allow you to. You must train harder till you are strong enough to leave, I mean, you can't use your weapon correctly.

Magna: What do you mean by that?

Altron: You can become completely covered with armor and you can have a hand-held sword by only practice.

Magna: I can?

Altron: yes, you can also do other things too, but you also mustknow your weaknesses. As you get to a higher level of power, that weakness of yours will be no more.

Magna: What weaknesses?

Altron: Water, Fire, and...well, I believe that's it. But as you train, the armor gets stronger against these elements and you'll think of nothing of them.

Magna: Alright, then lets train!

As the day grew old, Magna and Altron trained on Magna's ablities and weaknesses.
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Tydorei Belouve
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Joined: 17 Mar 2004
Posts: 91
Location: G.A

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:33 am Post subject:
OOC(umm I used Tydorei already.... I guess I will use it again. heh heh.)

IC:

"What the." Tydorei looked at her self over.

She appeared unchanged. Her black and orange lowcut boots looked fine. Ty looked at her black jeans that stopped just above her calfs and her orange short sleeve, cotton shirt. She felt for her neck lenght hair but felt her bandana over it. It was orange and black.

"I'm unchanged... where am I" ty wondered out loud and looked around stupeafied

Ty looked around and saw she was in a park. She was alone there tho. Then Ty saw a spear with three points on it sticking from the sandbox.

"What the F." ty said. and walked slowly to it.

Ty looked around once more and then grabed it.

"Whoa" ty said noticing it was double-ended. "How weried?" Ty pondered as she twriled it effortlessly. She started to spine it above her head and was panicked when she was lefted off the ground. "Sweat." She said landing again. She tried it again. "This is pimp."

A bell rang in the building next to the park. Kids started to run out of it. A lady walked out and stopped abrutly seeing Tydorei.

"Who are you. What are you doing" she said eyeing ty her spear and small black backpack.

"Umm uhh..." ty studdred "You know " but she was cut off

"Your the one who has been vandelizeing our school aren't you!" she said. "Secrutity."

Two guys walked out the building in what Ty guessd to be the school police.

"Whats the problem?" the fat one said

"This girl is the one who has been vandelizing the school." she said. " Hey stop." she called. Tydorei had started running.

The two school cops started to chase her. Tydorei climbed the fence seperating the school park and the rest of the city. The fat cop stopped heaving for air. The other started to climb it. Tydorei ran around a corner and ran right into a hug peice of metal. She landed on the ground hard cluthing her face with her hand that had a fingerless glove on.

"D@mn." ty cursed. She looked up to see that the peice of metal had eyes. It was a robot. It looked like it was cleaning the street with somthing

"Excuse me" it said"

ty panicked."SHH!!!TTT." Ty started crawling away franticly. She ran into legs and felt her self be picked up from her armpits.

"Hey you." the school cop said.

Ty was scared tho and knocked his arms up with her spear and started to run but was grabbed again. Ty swung back with her spear and heared a scream.

"Oh my god!" The man cried falling on the floor cluthing his bloody leg. "She's trying to kill me. Somebody help me." he screamed.

Ty looked around and everyone was looking in her direction. Three men came running up as well.

"****.... sorry." Ty said and started to bolt down the sidewalk. After running two blocks she turned down an alley way then took a right and ran some more. The acroos a busy street past another robot and into another ally and sat down.

"What the hell.... where am I....." ty said. Your definatly not in georgia.
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Mr Zektoll
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:51 am Post subject:
Mr Z glanced over the map, immediatly he noticed several red dots moving around the map as well as a stationary blue dot. He also noticed a little x to the west with the words "gate" written under it.

"Hey Jaken, come here, I'm not to familiar with the area." the little oni reluctantly walked over.

"Hmmm yes I recognize the area."

"Any idea where we are?"

Jaken pointed at the blue dot. "Hmm I see, if my hunch is right, that means those red dots are probably some of the others. None of them are close by though." Mr Z watched as one of the red dots began to move closer to one of the others. "Uhoh.... I wonder if this means what I think it means...."

Meanwhile

Around the other end of Feudal Japan, Jorge the half assed mexican gang banger nervously looked around with his gun drawn. This place was really weird

"Whoever you are if you come any closer I'll stick a cap in your ass!" he shouted in spanish. Something moved in the bushes and he fired wildly, the magic bullets caused several trees to spontaniously combust. The flames illuminated the pale face of a japanese teenaged girl, she wasn't a sprite from the zone, she was wearing present day clothes, a school girl uniform to be exact.

Jorge felt a wave of releif, she probably wouldn't be a threat to him. Maybe if he was lucky he'd get laid, a stupid grin came across his face as he walked towards her, he prepared several stupid pick up lines when something silvery metallic shot out at him like lightning, a spikey metal ball alammed into his chest shattering his ribs. Jorge fell to the ground coughing up blood as the metal ball flew back to the girls hand. Jorge in excruciating pain reached for the gun.

"Anything to say before you die, want to beg me for mercy?" the girl asked in Japanese.

Jorge obviously couldn't understand a thing she said and grabbed his gun, shaking he began to point it at her but the same metallic ball shot out a again, razer sharp blades emerging and cutting off his hand. Jorge began to scream but was cut short as the chain weapon snaked around his neck, the blade imbedding in a nearby tree. The girl pulled back squeezing the air from his lungs. His eyes popped out as his body fell limp.

GoGo took out her map and watched as the red dot next to her dissapeared, she put away the map and began to make her way towards the next dot.

OOC: # of competitors left = 41
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:40 am Post subject:
"Ow." A young man growned, holding his head as he sat up. he shook his head and looked around "where the hell am I, and why is it night time it was mid day twenty minutes ago, before i was at the weird place. That Loki guy said we had to kill one another, I don't even know thoses other people."

"Man I wish I had a flash light." The young man said standing up when a metal cylinder fell to the floor. "Oh sweet just what I was looking for" he said picking it up.
He tried looking at it but it was too dark to see. but he did find the switch and just when he was about to press the butten. He heard a vocie right next to his ear. "Hey kid"

"Aahhh." He young man said turning around and jumping back at the same time. "Holy **** man, you scared me half to death."

"Thats what I was supposed to do." he growled minycally, before advancing on the young man. The young man seeing that this wasnt going to be good decide to rush him and knock him up side the head with his flash light. But it didnt work as he had planned it The guy just took the blow and kept going, like it was nothing. Then He stopped.
"What the **** are you." He said turning on his flash light as the man was saying "Your wor ..." He couldnt say anymore as there was a shaft of light sticking in his throat and out the back. The young man was in shock as he saw the man was not really a man. He had fangs and no eye brows and his brow was all scruncted up. then the young man removed his "sword" out of the "creature's" throat. As soon as he did the creature advanced on him again in a rage, but the young man brought his sword across as hard as he could and sliced the creatures head off. Then the creature, both head and body, turned to dust.
"Well whatever the hell you were you be dead now."
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:29 am Post subject:
IC: Archy(nickname) landed on a busy road.

"Oh my head' rubs onto extra large head.

"What the hell has happened to me" looks down and see he's a midget with big head.

Just then a large mallet falls onto Archy's head with a squeaky sound.

"Ouch"

2 spikes come out of no where and rip apart almost all of Archy clothes. Enraged and embarassed archy grabs mallet and moves into direction of spike to see a pinhead .
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:38 pm Post subject:
OOC: Hitpoints update! No one's hurt yet.. Exept for Jorge, but eh.. who cares about him...

A few reminders though... You guys lucked off this time.. but remember that to keep things with this new health system, I will have to have the second post on every page.. Failure to comply will result in offending posts being deleted without a word. You've had your warning now.
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From out of no where, a red flash flys by Archy's head and slams into the pinhead. The two bodies begin to roll around for a moment, so it's hard to get a view of what exactly the red figure is, untill it pins the other person on it;s back and clobers it in the face with an onion. " Tag! your it!"
Suddenly the figure looked at Archy with a wide grin, showing off her pointy, draconic looking teeth. "Oh.. your one of those guys Loki found? He's a silly man with these contests.. " the girl smiles and brushes her pink hair from her eyes "Don't worry about pinhead here.. he's just a little over eager to do his job.." She picks up the cenobite, then punts him into the distance, sending him flying over some comicly misshapen trees.

Then, before Archy could figure out what was going on, she ran off after the Cenobite "I'm going to get yooooooooooo!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:13 pm Post subject:
Gall slowly entered the cave expecting to find a fight of some kind in progress. Instead he saw what looked like a sparring match between a dragon and someone covered in a weird material. Realising that they had an audience,the combatants stopped and the smaller of the two stepped forward. "Who are you?" he asked

"I'm Kris Gallagher and I'm just trying to find a way out of here"

"From what we were told at the beginging,escape means killing each other" Magna shouted as he charged Kris. The first wild charge was deflected using the flat of his katana blade to send Magna past him. Kris struggled to stop himslef from rolling on the ground laughing as Magna began to sing and dance erratically,as if something had possesed him. Taking advatage of this unexpected turn of events,Kris began to attack Magna and found that most of his cut and thrusts were getting through and scoring hits. Magna's defence began to improve as the song neared it's end but Kris was getting uesd to his weapon and armour by now.The fight was really on
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Astroguyer
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Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 540
Location: Chronos Orlando

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:42 pm Post subject:
OO: I know its short but i have other posts to make.

Astro fell trough a gate, he looked forword to see a barrior, once passed through as he hit the floor and made a gingerbread man outline. Apon getting up everything looked sickening cute! "*** **** it im in the chibi zone!!!" He looked at him self he was barly 3' tall and was also sickening cute. Astro walks around looking at all the inhabitants as they all are overly happy. "Hmmmmmmm maybe i can test out this weapon in here?"
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Tydorei Belouve
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Joined: 17 Mar 2004
Posts: 91
Location: G.A

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:29 am Post subject:
Tydorei sat and thought about what happend.

42 compititors...we must kill to get home....differnt zones?.... whatever....map.... oh I got a map.

Tydorei felt her pocket and their was a bluge there. She took it out and found a folded map. It was huge. There were red dots moving around and a blue unmoving one. Ty looked at the map and moved around. She quickly realized she was the blue dot. Then to her horror two of the red dots were moving towards her. Ty turned quikly. Their stood a young man wearing black pants with to many belts, a blak jacket with a white t-shirt. He had a scar on his face.

"You must be one of the competitors." he said "I am sorry about what I must do to you but I must get back home. I haven't any time to waste." He said this drawing a sword that had a gun as the handle.

"Wait a minute. You wouldn't kill a quite little girl like me for no reason right? I mean shouldn't we look for this Loki guy and fight him instead?"

The man stood for awhile. Then took a step forward threatingly.

"Hey jobronee. I am the protector of the peoples champion and I am also oblgated to help the people. I'm good at cooking and your gonna smell what I'm cooking soon because it will be you." said Hank. A big looking guy with brama bull gantlents.

Squall turned to face the challenger. "Wait a minute." he said.

"You can't beg for mercy now." hank charged

Hank ducked under Squalls slasher and grabed him.

"The Boulder Bottom!" he screamed and slammed Squall to the floor with a sickining crash.

Hank kicked Squall shoulder lightly and looked around stupedly taking a long deep breath. He then took one of his elbow pads and throw it at Tys face. Ty threw it down and saw The Boulder running at Squall lying on the floor. Squall got up slashed upward and Hank hit the floor in pain. Squall stood over him and pointed his sword at him.

This rock wannabe tried to help me. I must help him.

Ty dashed forward and slashed Squall along his back. Squall stumbled forward and Ty charged him. He turned in time and pointed his sword at me and Ty heard a loud gunshot. Ty felt searing pain in her right shoulder. Squall took a knee tho seeming to very hurt. Hank got back bleeding from a cut on his chest but he was a big guy and could take it. Ty and Hank faced Squall. Hank ran up and got him in a bear hug crushing him but Squall kicked out and took another knee. I ran forward and he called out. "POWER"

His blade grew longer and wider and glowed with white energy. He swing it up heavily. Ty mannaged to block the blow but was sent flying back and a bullet skinned my side. Squall ran up and jumped in the air then swung down heavily at Hank and Hank dodged most of the blow but was hurt badly and leaning against the wall bleedling badly. Ty looked at her foe strong, weilding the gaint weapon and her ally weak, and fighting with smale gantlets.

"Run." Ty called out and did her helicoptor thing to the top of the roof.

She then looked on the map and saw a zigzaging dot being chased by another. Then she heard a gunshot and one dot vanished.

porr hank....
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Joined: 31 May 2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:25 am Post subject:
Mod: Magna's post that formerly occupied this position was deleted due to continuity errors, becuase he ignored the fact that someone was attacking him, and for unnessisarily advancing the timeframe, even if it didn't effect people "outside the cave". Remember folks.. don't advance time for no reason, even if it doesn't effect other people.. Time advancement is EVIL

Any MORE coninuity errors on a scale like this will be dealth with by a flowerpot falling out of nowhere, smashing into your head, thus justifying the hitpoints penalty your given. THis applies to everyone..

And if I seem to be a super-bitch lately.. its becuase I've never seen an rpg where so many people made so many stupid mistakes... that and a cat recently tore my hand open.. so I'm super cranky..
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Mr Zektoll
Guyver


Joined: 22 Apr 2003
Posts: 1838
Location: somewhere

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:15 am Post subject:
OOC: yeah, lets try to keep things in order, lucky bloodstorm had gotten here first I probably would have penalized someone for ignoring something like that.

IC:

Mr Z had been keeping track of the dot that had apprantly killed someone, whoever it was , hadn't been coming for him yet, the dot represnting the killer seemed to be stalking another person from a distance (that person being guyvers bane ) but witht he sun rising it would be harder to get the drop on the person, the killer seemed to be rethinking their strategy because the dot representing the killer had gone into one of the villages. "Hmmmm what are they planning? whoever it is seems to be following that other guy, but whatever the case may be the longer I stay here the more likely that dot will be coming after me. I don't know anything about them, for all I know they could be alot more skilled or have a more powerful weapon, itd be best to get to the gate soon."

GoGo had infiltrated a village nearby where guyvers bane was and killed a woman stealing her clothes. Given that GoGo was Japanese the only thing that made her stand out was her outfit, with this disguise even with the map none of the others would be able to tell her apart from the villagers even with the map.

Meanwhile in the cyber punk zone

Something resembling an ewok sat atop one of the tall buildings next to what looked to be a pink haird cat girl, this pair was known as Ace and Cork Screw, they were two of the elite sentinals of the zones. The black ewok flexed his hands and several large blades came out of both. He licked the blade, "I've been waiting for this, he's supposed to be coming here next right?" The last time he had met cantide, one of the mysterious warriors black fire bolts had horribly scarred the left half of his face. Ace who prided his "devilish good looks" was infuriated and had spent the days since then training for his next confrontation witht eh dark angel of fire.

Crok Screw yawned "I hope he shows up soon, this is getting boring waiting."

"Lokis predictions of where he appears are 95 percent accurate."

"Well oo la dee da, 95 % I'm so impressed...." Cork Screw said sarcasticly.

Several miles away around the center of cyberpunk endsville the dark clouds began to swirl from the middle of them a dark ball of fire descended landing on top of the tallest building.

Tydorei noticed that warning sirens began to blare all over the city. Some attack air craft simialer to those used by the AD police began to fly upwards heading for the tallest building, several black arcs of fire shot off the top of the building incinerating the air ships several surviving ships began to fire but Cantide erected a barrier of pure heat vaporizing the bullets.

"Heh, time for action! Lets go!" Ace said as the black ewok like creature leapt into the air heading for Cantides location followed by Cork Screw.

OOC: be getting the profiles of Ace and Cork Screw up later.
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Location: G.A

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:27 am Post subject:
OOC[ Hank is posed to be Henry. I got the names wrong here.]Man that Henry guy really missed things up. I mean that guy with the gun and sword thing was thinking about my offer then that @$$ rn up on him. Ty thought bitterly.

Dark clouds began to swirl from the middle of them a dark ball of fire descended landing on top of the tallest building not far from Tys posittion. Tydorei noticed that warning sirens began to blare all over the city. Some attack air craft simialer to those used by the AD police began to fly upwards heading for the tallest building, several black arcs of fire shot off the top of the building incinerating the air ships several surviving ships began to fire but Cantide erected a barrier of pure heat vaporizing the bullets.

"What could it be now?" ty thought.

should I check it out... No way.... whatever it is will get you hurt or killed... and besides your hurt. ty thought and looked at her shoulder.

She raised her left arm slowly and touched it.

"F it" ty said and dug into the not so deep wound and removed the bullet.

Ty then reached in her small back pack and brought out another bandana. I was red and she tied it around her shoulder.

okay anything else I should think of to prolong going over there.... my side.... F it. Ty thought.

Tydorei got up and looked to where the action was taking place. She turned and looked to the nearest rooftop going that way.

You can jump it. Don't doubt yourself... now you can. Ty thought and ran and jumped. Made it and didn't at the same time. Hung on to the edge and pulled herself up.

"Sh!t. Next time do the helicoptor thing." ty said out loud.

SHe wanted to keep a low profile and just observe the firery event. Not be part of it. And headed off to get alittle closer.
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ArchGuyver
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Joined: 08 Aug 2003
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Location: i dunno myself

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:10 pm Post subject:
IC: Archy stood wondereing who that person was that just ran away after that pinhead.


"How the hell do i get outta here. " "Hey whats this paper in my pant"

Pulls out strange paper and see's it's a map.

"Guess i better go along with the map. This Maul looks handy to keep with me. I might have some fun on the way arund."

Grins evil grin and starts walking.
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:05 pm Post subject:
After Cantide destroyed the attacking air craft he began to move over Endsville raining bolts of black fire down on the city. The black angel of fire landed in the middle of a busy street a large truck driving into his field of black fire causing the vehicle to explode and melt into a heap of smoking slag.

"Cantide, I we have unfinished business, you may be the god of fire, but revenge is a dish best served cold!" Ace shouted at Cantide as he landed. Cork Screw groaned as Ace let loose one of his incredibly cheesy lines of dialogue he was so famous for.

"Ace could you try talking normal for at least one mission?"

The ewok ignored her. "You scarred my beautiful face you bastard!" he said looking at Cantide with pure hate. The mysterious figure shrouded in dark flames turned its head to look at him, with out warning a lick of dark fire shot off Cantides body in their direction, Ace dodged flying up on top of a streetlamp, his body glowed and then multiplied in ten doubles, all ten of them leapt at at Cantide but were blasted back by a field of black fire that came around him. One of the surviving copys of Ace got up and ran at Cantide dragging the tips of his knuckle blades across the ground he sliced causing the molcular bonds the ground to come apart in a tremendous explosion directed at Cantide who raised one hand negating the blast and sent an even larger one back at Ace.

Hundreds of barbs began to rain down on Cantide launched by Cork Screw, the barbs shredded everything around Cantide including a heavily armored vehicle but none were getting through his heat field. Cork screw made some sort of weird cutting disk and hurld it at him, he caught it in one hand vaporizing it.

"Is that the best you two losers can do?" he said speaking for the first time before letting loose a huge blast of flames at Cork Screw who raised one fore arm quickly froming a large sheild. as the flames susided the sheild was badly burned but still intact, but to both her sides was a huge trench melted into the ground glowing red hot.

"We can't win against him." Cork Screw said as she leapt over to Ace who was badly burned and then leapt on top of a nearby building flying off into the sky.

"Damn pests..." Cantide said blasting several bolts of fire at them as they fled into the distance. Something similer to a huge blinding spot light began to form over Cantide, suddenly everything around him erupted in a huge explosion as a satilite weapon fired its particle beam, standing in the center of the explosion was Cantide unharmed by the blast.

In Lokis lair

"Damn him! He's ruining everything for me again! I need something that can take him out for good or I'll never be able to get anything done around here!" Loki said watching Cantide on the screen. The Dark angel seemingly sensed this and made a lewed gesture at the screen before vanishing.

The previous competitions champion had been killed by Cantide setting back Lokis schedual back further then it should have been. If this kept up he'd never finish the project.
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Location: G.A

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:39 am Post subject:
Tydorei watched the fight amazed at the stuff she saw. The two atackers were skilled, they just wasn't on the same level as the winged guy was. They soon started to retreat.

Where is that little Ewok and the catwomen going in such a hurry? They had more fight in them. ty thought and looked around. Ty looked up and say a bright light in the sky and it wasn't the sun.

No it can't be.....OH MY GOD NO. ty thought lookeing at the light grow and seem to be moving at her.

Tydorei got up and started to run. She triped alittle jumped into the air towards the next roof. She did her helicoptor move over the roof and to the next. BOOM. A loud explosin was heard behind her and Ty was thrown into the air by the wind as the buildind she stood on crumbled.

Ty srceamed a girly scream falling to her doom.

To her luck she she ripped threw and shade covering veggies and smashed into thos. Ty rolled out of the mess and looked up. Time seemed to slow down as her life flashed before her eyes as a huge pice of rock can to squash her. She was suddenly pulled inside the store quickly as the rocks came down caving the front of the store in.

"Are you okay?" asked a latino man cluthing her arm.

Ty just breathed heavily and looked at her wet pants. She then threw her spear aside sitting with her knees to her chest sniffling softly.
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Mr Zektoll
Guyver


Joined: 22 Apr 2003
Posts: 1838
Location: somewhere

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:14 am Post subject:
Mr Z hiding deep in the shrubbery covered in leaves looekd around "Jaken get your ass over here!"

"Why are you down there?"

"Like I explained before all those dots on the map could be gunning to get me. If any of them have sniper rifle and are any good with it they don't need to be nearby to take me out. I need to lay low, I know find some way to sneak me into the village where the gate is."

The little oni got a smile on his face "Hmmm maybe I should just run away..."

WAM

"Oh shut up Jaken if you run away I'll track you down and beat you up!"

"How would you do that?"

Mr Z lied "You know nothing of the world I come from, when you were alsleep I snuck a transmitter into your brain!"

"M-my brain!?" Jaken grabbed at his head "Whats a transmitter?"

"It's like this thing here you were asking me about the other night." Mr Z said pointing at his watch "except its in your head and it'll tell me where you are, and one word from me and KA-BOOM! Jakens head is gone!" Mr Z said dramticly.

"No! Don't do that Sesshomaru sama Jaken would never betray you!"

"Good to hear, now about finding me a way into the village, they'll be expecting conventional ways of sneaking in, I look to foreign to disguise myself as someone from this zone, do you know an yokai who know any magic who may be able to help?"

"Well I'm kind of weak so most of them don't respect me, but I do know someone..."

"Hmmm... that's good... say what the hell is that?" Mr Z spotted a weird metallic bird sitting where his scythe was

"Bird peck doesn't like that!" it said in a parrot like voice, Mr Z backed away. "Whoah, do you know what that is?"

"No..."

"Wheres my scythe?" bird peck changed back into the scythe and then back into bird peck to show what he was.

"Ok, this is new..."

"Bird peck doesnt like that!" bird peck began to peck at Jaken who flaied his little arms shouting "Stop! Stop!"

"Knock it off bird peck , we need him to get out of here."

"Bird peck doesn't like that!" the bird said in the same parrot voice.
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Guyver's bane
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Joined: 24 Nov 2003
Posts: 310
Location: U.S.A

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:37 pm Post subject:
OOC: I had a dream that I was actually in this rpg and was at carls house! How bad is that? thanks for the sword update too Bloodstorm.


IC: Sazuna heard a faint parrot like voice in the distance and saw a Oni getting pecked at. " Hey G.B.? come look at this. WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!." Sazuna rolled around on the ground laughing at the sight of this until his face turned red. G.B. looked down at him and said. " Oh come on it isn't that funny Sazuna. He needs help." He was still laughing when G.B. grabbed him and ran towards the Oni. Sazuna then noticed a third person. " Is that a human?" Sazuna said. Finally stopped laughing. " I think so." G.B. replied. they stopped a few feet away behind a tree to watch and plan their next move.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:26 pm Post subject:
For the past hour or so while hidden in the bushes mr z had been occasionally glancing at the map to keep track of the killer dot and the other dot it was tailing from a distance. He glanced at the map again, there was a red dot almost on top of him, in fact it was hiding behind the tree to his left.

"Holy crap! I knew I should have checked this more often. Bird Peck transform!" Mr Z grabbed Bird pecks legs as he changed into the scythe and swung it around the incredibly sharp blade slicing through the tree like butter. The large tree toppled over nearly crushing guyvers bane who got out of the way. Guyvers Bane started to reach for his sword but found the scythe up against his face.

"I wouldn't do that. Now drop the sword."

"Wait I wasn't...."

"Maybe not , but I like to be sure about these things." Guyvers bane dropped the sword.

"Good, just to let you know besides the mighty scythe of Bird peck , I also have this powerful oni god on my side, he'll fry you with his oni god powers if you try anything funny!" Mr Z said pointing at Jaken hoping to bluff his way out of any possible trouble.

"But I'm not...." Jaken started

"Be quiet and let me do the talking!"

"Uhhh.... but he was getting pecked by that bird thing..."

"Yeah and if that bird thing can do that to an oni god just think of what it can do to you!" Mr Z said.

"I don't know..." guyver bane said a little doubtful.

Then something occured to Mr Z, the last time he had checked the map the two closest dots to his position were the killer dot, and the one it was tailing. "Hold on a second...." Mr Z took out his map. "Uhoh..... " the killer dot was very close by. Suddenly a mettallic spiked ball came whizzing at them, thinking fast Mr Z parried it with Bird peck.

GoGo stepped out of the bushes not bothering to hide anymore. Judging by the appearance of a japanese girl Mr Z guessed that she may not be too much of a problem, but he also knew that appearances could be deceiving, she had been more then willing to kill, and from the big grin on her face it looked like she felt no remorse at all.

Mr Z turned to Guyvers bane "Hey you, that girl isn't going to hesitate to kill us, if you want to live , help me out here."
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Sparky
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Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Posts: 1396
Location: Scotland

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:11 pm Post subject:
OOC: Hey I'm back, unfortunately my internet connection had a few problems but now I'm back as I've already said. I'd like to know if my absence has affected my starting off stats though, thanks.

IC: I stuck my head out of a bush and looked forward, but I didn't like the situation so I turned my eyes 90% degrees right so I was looking right. There was nothing there, so I turned my eyes 180% degrees left so I was looknig left, there was nothing there either so I turned my eyes 90% right so I was looking straight but I was alwas pretty paranoid so I turned my eyes 90% right so I was looknig right again and then turned them 180% left. I didn't know what it was but something made me uncomfortable, maybe it was the way that leave was lying on the ground, the way that other bush was positioned or that big Oni monster. I couldn't be sure.

As I watced the Oni Monstr come closer I started to think about how I got in this position.

*Cue fuzzy waving screen as Flashback occurs*

After the people from the other houses came out to see what the strange sounds were I had to think of a plan and suddnely I did. I lookied round and saw a video tape and grabbed it, I would say it was- wait the label already said it was that. Hold on, thats pretty sick, what person would have that.............
anyway I had a plan

I walked out covered in Blood and carrying my mace and video tape. It was then that some people pointed and screamed, "AAAAAAHHHHHH, he killed them"

"NO, I didn't kill them, I knocked on the door because I was thirsty but no-one came and I got worried because I knew people would never leave someone standing at a door. It's just not right, very impolite infact. So I went in and walked round and found the bodies everywhere and this tape" As I held the tape up everyone gasped, "Yes thats right, they had gay nazi porn and after the husband watched it he went mad and beat his wife to death and then himself using this mace"

People fainted, sure someone was murdered, it was nothing that couldnt be solved by smiles and hugs all around but Gay Nazi Porn, it was too much to bare.

It was then a police officer who arrived on the scene got out of his car and walked towards me, damn it. This was a trained police officer, I was caught for sure now, "Well after a kind stranger like you tells us the truth and all your free to go"

He wasn't falling for it, I had to make a move for it so I started walking backwards slowly so as not to arose suspicion, "Good luck, stay out of trouble now"

HE WAS ONTO ME, I started running, "Goodbye now"

As I ran for a while I noticed he wasn't after me, I must have lost him. Anyway I pulled out a map and found Karls house, luckily enough I had come to stop right outside it. What a co- incidence eh.......

I walked up the front path and opened the door an entered, there I saw a fat balding man sitting on a couch eating potato chips, "Look could you get for a minute so I can use your sofa. The fat balding man seemed to get annoyed and challanged me with aggressive tones, "I was here eating my potato chips and you strange people come barging in here to use my sofa whenever you like, thats not fair, get out of my house"

"Look, I'm only going to ask you once more, move it"

The fat balding man just looked at me, "NO, now get out of my house"

Thats it, I got annoyed and walked into the kitchen and started whacking his fridge. From the living room I could hear him pulling his ass up, "NO, DON'T DO THAT"

"So you'll move"

Karl fell to his knees which considering he's a fat balding man wasn't very pain free on his part, "AAAHHHHHHHHH, my knees. OUch, that hurt. Anyway you win, you can use my sofa"

I marched into back into hte living room leaving the wincing Karl back in his kitchen on the floor and pulled one of the cusions off and dove into the gateway, when I awoke it was in some forest area and taking cover I quickly dove into the bush beside me.

*Cue fuzzy waving scene as Flash back ends"

As I looked at my present situation I suddenly realised there was a huge Oni Monster looming right over me, "How did you get there". It went to reach for me but I rolled back out of the bush and waved my mace up pushing the button on it fireing out several barbs that stuck in the oni, in it's pain it didn't notice as I ran up and bludgeoned it to death, "Haha, take that Oni Monster thing"

OOC:Incase you are wondering, you can thank BloodStorm for the gay Nazi porn idea...........
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BloodStorm
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Joined: 31 May 2003
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Location: Here comes the Thnikkaman!

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:26 pm Post subject:
OOC: Ok.. I'm letting sparky's over-eagerness go, since he was probobly away from wherever the rest of you people were when I went psycho.. but this is the LAST TIME...

HITPOINT CHECCK! Yes.. your FINALLY learning how much health you people have!

Kaiser-65/65 (he'll show up eventually)
Sparky 63/63 (the gay nazi joke was from a webcomic.. seriously, it is..)
Mr.Z- 58/58
Tydorie-35/58 (damage taken from the fight with squall, and the explosion)
Tekno-60/60
Astro-61/61
Magna-53/53
Gall-70/70
Guyver's Bane-48/57 (that tree hurt.. a little..)
ArchGuyver-62/62
JediGuyver 55/55

(And if you REALLY need to know.. the web comic that I got the nazi porn joke is called Krazy Larry.. you can find it and other great webcomics at Keenspot.com)
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:39 pm Post subject:
GoGo twirled her morning star weapon around her body with incredible skill , it was quickly becoming clear this was no amateur. Then like a snake striking it shot out making a small cut on Mr Z's cheek and it shot back into her hand. She was toying with them.

Mr Z backed away a little bit "We won't be able to take her in a regular fight, she's too skilled. There's only one chance." Before GoGo could launch it again Mr Z slashed a nearby tree, the tree fell blocking the path of the ball.

"Quick! In the woods we'll have the advantage against her, it'll be more difficult for her to wave that thing around in there!" Mr Z ran into the woods with Jaken and Guyvers bane following.

"What about the oni god?"

"He doesn't fight women."

"Actually..." Jaken started

"Shut up Jaken!"
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Magna
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 2:08 am Post subject:
OOC: Sorry, couldn't edit my previous post... But what I read of Gall's post, I don't get it. I'm was in a cave with Altron. I don't understand what Gall was with so... please tell me what's going on. And sorry again for the second post, I tryed to edit, but I can't.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 2:15 am Post subject:
MOD: Once more I've deleted one of Magna's posts that seem to ignore continuity.

Magna... Let me say this bluntly.. Gall is attacking you.. You keep ignoring that and doing all this stuff about killing kings and all.. which might work IF you weren't under attack by another player character.. Which is Gall..

You never said the place you were at was private.. so he can and has come in to attack you.. so quit ignoring him or I'll have you auto-killed by a 300 ton flowerpot from the heavens, curtiousy of Loki. Delivered lovingly to your doorstep personally.. by me.. in NOVA form..

Needless to say, I'm not happy Magna.. do make me happy by behaving.. A happy BloodStorm doesn't eat people.. Oh.. and your also down 10 hitpoints as a penalty too..
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 2:33 am Post subject:
OOC: Fine, I probulay deseve that, but I still don't understand Gall's Post. To me, my character is to be possessed or something? Well, I'll TRY to go with Gall's post.

IC:
Magna got up once again and trannsformed his weapon into a blade sword and a shelid on his left arm.

Magna: Alright, if you beat me in battle, I'll know that you are strong enough to help me get the others out.

Gall: Beat you?! I'm not looking to kill anyone.

Magna: Well, in that case, we'll fight each other until one of us is left with only 10 Health points.

Gall: Why are you giving me a choice?

Magna: If you want to follow that Mad Man's rules, then kill me and the rest of us to get out of here, or get everyone together and we all find a way out of here.

Gall: Well okay, but what's with the two headed dragon?

Altron: Name's Altron, I am a glich in the systemn, so I'm to train all players who arrive here, even evil players.

Gall: Alright, prepare for battle Magna...

Magna: Hopefully you have a sense of stenth within you.
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BloodStorm
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Joined: 31 May 2003
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Location: Here comes the Thnikkaman!

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 2:49 am Post subject:
OOC: Thats better now Magna.. oh.. and for future referance.. the hitpoints exist ONLY in th OOC world... Just like how your character in DND wouldn't know how many hitpoints he has... He'ld know he could keep walking after a blow that would kill a smaller man.. but he wouldn't know the numbers... Bassicly, the hitpoints are in place to keep players from killing other players with cheap kills.. in other words..


"PLayer 1: Hi player two! Want to team up?
Player2 cuts player one's head off with a surprise attack.
Player1: You can't do that! I'm to agile! BLAH BLAH BLAH"

Hitpoints are to keep THAT from happening.
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Magna
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Joined: 21 Oct 2003
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Location: Chicago,Illinois,USA

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 3:08 am Post subject:
Magna: So you said your names' Kris Gall?

Gall: Yes? What is it?

Magna: Well I might as well know the correct name of my opinment.

Then Magna Jumped high into the sky and slashed down on Kris (or Gall), but Kris defended with his own blade. Then some sort of singing emerged from the sword to make Magna start to dance.

Magna: What the!!! Wat is going on?!

Kris: my blade has the ability to make my enemies dance, I guess.

Magna: YOU GUESS!!!!

Then Magna's weapon escaped Magna's hands and it flys towards Kris to stab him. Kris blocks with the sword, and when the two swords collied, the singing stopped. When that happened, Magna's sword went back to His hands. Magna swong side-to-side at Kris and cut him in the hand that held the singing sword. Kris drops the sword in pain, but picks up the sword with his other hand and stabbed Magna's sheild. The sheild held together, but Magna slashed up- to-down on to Kris's sword. With that blow, Kris fell to his knees. But then Magna fell to his knees of tiredness of fighting. Both Warriors were on then knees and nether could raise their arms without falling.
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Mr Zektoll
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Posts: 1838
Location: somewhere

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 3:40 am Post subject:
Mr Z and Guyversbane ran into the woods, as Mr Z had thought Gogo couldnt swing her ball around. But then something happened he hadn't counted on, like a snake it shot out weaving between the trees looping around guyvers banes ankle. He wasn't prepared for this and toppled right over landing face first in the forest. Gogo could have elctrocuted him then and there but she liked to play with her victims. But this left her open for attack, Mr Z leapt over Guyvers bane swinging the scyth cutting through several tress which came toppling down on her, GoGo rolled out of the way , and pulled out a kunai hurling it barely missed Mr Z's head imbedded in a nearby tree. GoGo's weapon snaked back into her hands and began to wind up for another attack

"Uhoh when I cut those trees I gave her enough room to swing that thing."

but before either of them could do anything a dark figure leapt onto the scene landing between them "Pada pa poing!" Sora shouted anouncing his entrance

"Pada pa poing?" Mr Z, Guyvers Bane, GoGo and Jaken all said in bewilderment.

GoGo quickly swung her ball at Sora but he leapt over it jumping from tree to tree easily evading her attacks he jumped downwards extending his twin blades and slashing. Twirling her chain about GoGo kept Sora at a distance.

Not too far away Sparky stepped in something large brown and sticky on the ground

"Aww crap!" sparky said right as he noticed the commotion in the woods.
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Joined: 23 Apr 2003
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Location: Scotland

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 11:28 am Post subject:
OOC: Oni Crap, you'll pay Mr Z, I swear it.

IC: I lifted my foot from the oni crap and tried to wipe it off on the grass but it was just too damn sticky, worse than doggy poo, or white doggy poo for those have ever seen it. Eventually I got most of it off but there was still that bit on the bottom that squelched whenever I took a step, pretty damn anoying if you ask me.

Anyway it was at this time I realised there was still a commotion happening and walked a little further into the woods There I saw some people and a little oni monster, you know judging by the size of it and the poo, it was probaly that little runt that left it there, because it's alwas the tiny little mungrels that leave big ones. I took a closer look and saw some girl swinging a ball on a chain round, somehow it seemed familiar, I could have sworn I saw this in a movie but which one..........

Anyway those people looked in trouble so I had to help, well I know I was supposed to kill them but I couldn't let them be killed by some crazy girl swinging a ball and chain, it just wasn't right.

I ran out of the bushes taking her by surprise as she was still concentrating on Sora but she did turn in time and the ball came round swinging at me, I brought my mace up and whacked it where it shot back and bounced off the tree behind her, clubbing her in the back of the head flipping her forward and landing on her arse.

It was then that Sora leapt forward coming down for a slash but I wasn't playing attention, instead I saw this knife imbedded in a tree and walked over picking it out, you now it was just what I needed to get the crap from my shoes. I was picking at it when the knife sudenly flicked out sideways sending the last of it flying, aaaahhhhhhhh my shoes were finally rid of that crap but as I looked up the last lump of it had stuck to the face of the guy with a scyth which caused the little oni monster to burst out laughing, "Shut up Jaken"
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Mr Zektoll
Guyver


Joined: 22 Apr 2003
Posts: 1838
Location: somewhere

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 4:18 pm Post subject:
Mr Z wiped the crap off his face, "This just isnt my day..." he looked over at GoGo on the ground, when she had landed she had smacked her fore head on a log, the two impacts had been enough to put her out of comission. He walked over to , it would probably be a good idea to kill her now but he couldnt do it, even if she was a bloodthirsty maniac it didn't feel right to just kill her in this helpless position. Mr Z took out some duct tape that he had with him for some reason.


Sora seemed to be sizing up everyone here, he was faster and stronger then everyone, but there were three people here, but even he wasn't entirely confident about taking all of them on at once. Mr Z was busy tieing up GoGo in duct tape.

"You should kill her now, we'll all be better off."

"It would be one thing to die in battle , but I'm not about to kill a girl in her sleep. Besides, she's my type!"

"Sesshomaru sama has strange tastes...." Jaken said.

"Never mind that Jaken, you said you knew someone who would be able to sneak us into the village."

"Oh yeah, I'll go get him!"

GoGo woke up and started to curse in Japanese struggling in the duct tape.

The metal ball and chain began to snake towards her but Mr Z brought his scythe blade down on it stopping it. "Looking for this?" Mr Z said glancing down at the ball. GoGo struggled some more "If you don't want me to stick this on your fore head youd better stop that." Mr Z said pointing at the oni poo.

"Koroshite!"

"Yes, Yes, we all know how badly you want to kill me, now what are we going to do with this thing?" the ball was still struggling under bird pecks blade, Mr Z suspected that if he lifted bird peck it would attack them even without GoGo swinging it. Suddenly Bird Peck began to change into his bird form. "Bird Peck you bird brain! Nows not a good time to change!"

"Bird Peck doesn't like that!"

"What the hell just happened?" Sparky asked, the chain weapon tried to lash out but bird peck grabbed the chain in his beak and was begining to eat it. The ball whipped around again hitting Bird Peck in the face struggling to escape but Bird Peck smacked it with his bladed wings subduing it somewhat as he continued to devour the chain until he got down to the big spikey ball on the end and unhinged his jaw like a snake and began to swallow it whole.

"Wow I don't know what he's doing but thats really cool...." Mr Z said in awe.

Jaken returned accompanied by a three tailed kitsune. "Here he is."

"This guy can sneak us into the village?" Guyvers Bane asked.

"It shouldn't be a problem , just don't blow up my freinds head!" the kitsune said pointing at Jaken.

"Oh don't worry about that! Jakens too much fun to blow up!"

The kitsune took out several leaves "These are magic leaves, if you stick these on your fore heads, you'll be able to temporarily change into another form."

Bird Peck had just finished swallowing the ball causing GoGo to utter string of angry japansese curses at the bird. "Bird Peck....doesnt like that..." Bird Peck looking exteremly fat went to sleep while he was digesting GoGo's weapon.

"Snap out of it Bird Peck this is no time to be sleeping on the job!"

Mr Z shook him

"Bird ...peck...doesnt ...like that...." Bird Peck uttered sleeply and began to snore.

"Hopefully I wont need to use him now that we have disguises."

"I want to come too! I want to come to!" Sora said jumping around enthusiaticly.

"Whats with that guy?" Sparky asked.

"I don't know , but don't let your guard down around him, I wouldn't trust anyone who shouts something like Pa do pa poing when making their entrance!"
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 9:07 pm Post subject:
Kris slowly and agonisingly dragged himself back to his feet,not wanting to let fatigue claim this victory. He stood panting as Magna uneasily regained his feet and dropped into a fighting stance,poised to charge.
"Bring it on boy" Kris challenged,taunting Magna into charging headlong into and attack. As Magna's blade came rushing towards Kris' skull,he sidestepped using Magna's shield arm to hide his attack. The curvong blade of the katana cut a long and shallow gash underneath Magna's ribs before he and Kris locked blades.
"Not a bad trick but you'll have to do better than that to beat me" Magna growled.

"Gladly" Kris smiled and rushed his head forward,crashing his forehead into the bridge of Magna's nose. The crakling of cartilage and the burst of pain staggered Magna backwards,leaving him open to an attack. Just as Kris was about to thrust his blade forward,Magna slumped under the weight of a vicious axe blow.

OOC:This should prove interesting
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Mr Zektoll
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Joined: 22 Apr 2003
Posts: 1838
Location: somewhere

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 10:05 pm Post subject:
OOC: uhoh.... what sort of whacky hijinks will ensue when the kitsune hands out the disguises?

IC:

Mr Z looked at the leaves a bit skeptically "Hmmm, were also going to need to do something about her. It would kind of stand out if we carried a duct taped girl into the village."

"no problem "the kitsune stuck a leaf on GoGo's fore head and she seemingly turned into a log

"Wow this thing really works...."

The kitsune handed out leaves to everyone. Guyvers Bane stuck it on his fore head and he turned into a fat man who looked identicle to one of the fat buddah statues. "Aww man....I'm fat and bald!" Guyvers Bane said with a frown.

"Don't worry, you'll change back in about an hour."

"Hey I'de better not turn into anything weird like him."

"Hmmm lets see here, something that isn't like that..." the kitsune only had three leaves left.

Mr Z took one of them and stuck them on his fore head and changed into a Miko* who looked just like Kikyo from Inuyahsa "Holy rusted cheese batman! I look just like Kikyo, the most hated character on Inuyasha how embarrassing, oh well at least I can do this now!" Mr Z started feeling up his new miko body.

(*Miko is essentially a shinto preistess)

he handed another leaf to Sora who immediatly changed into a monkey.

At this point Sparky was having some serious misgivings about taking the leaves. "Hey listen I don't think I want to .... wait stop!" Before he could stop the kitsune he stuck the leaf on sparkys head, immeditaly he changed into one of those goofy umbrella yokai from Japanese legend.

After some time spent formulating some plans

"Ok, if I'm a miko and he's a monk and your an umbrella yokai. Our story is that your a possessed umbralla were taking to get exorcised, I guess the log is also possessed. And the moneky is just there because he's monks pet because he's a monkey get it? Monk, Monkey get it? HAHAHA!"

Everyone growned incuding GoGo who was a log.

Sparky was having trouble walking with one leg and kept falling over. As they entered the village the log under Mr Z's arm asked "Say, you want to have sex with me don't you..."

"Uhhh... I don't think I like where this conversation is going...." Mr Z had a hunch that no good would come from answering that question.

"Answer the question!" GoGo said insistantly

Before Mr Z could say anything a villager walked up and said "Did that log just talk and did it just ask you if..."

"This log is possessed by th eight headed Orochi dragon! If you don't want any of this get going!" Mr Z said holding the log up to the face of the terrified villager who ran away shouting something about possessed logs. In 15 more minutes the spell would wear off but they were almost to the part of the village where Karls house was.
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Joined: 04 Mar 2003
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Location: Ontario Canada

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 11:22 pm Post subject:
The axe itself was fairly large, if not enormous by anyone's standards. It was double bladed and currently a little damp, coated in red blood, presumably from Magna. However as twisted as the axe itself appeared, well demonic to be more accurate, its owner seemed even more hellish, in a very calm, cheerfully chilling sort of way.

"Looks like you could use a hand." The owner of the axe rested it on his shoulder, for its size it appeared to weigh a good half ton, but to the owner it was as light as a hockey stick. His hair was long a widlish, and had a resemblence to that guy from Nickelback, Chad Kroeger, but with shorter hair. Even his goatee looked strikingly similar.

"I'd say that's the first human I've cut down, I just came outta that one with all those demons, fun times. So, who is this bub anyway, oh by the way, the name's Kaiser, nice to meet you."

OOC: Mauahahah let the chaos begin, now to think about writing up another character profile and add in my own crazed NPCs
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gall_4185
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Joined: 07 Jul 2003
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Location: Glasgow,Scotland

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 11:46 pm Post subject:
"Feel free to have some fun friend" Kris said,grinning slightly "He was starting to annoy me.The name's Kris and I know this is supposed to be a free for all but some teamwork could make life easier for a while in this place,don't you think?"

Magna lay on the ground,barely concious but still alive. He could hear two people making a deal to eliminate as many people as they could before fighting each other to the death. Magna tried to rise before he hear two sets of footsteps coming towards him.

Kris quickly halted Magna's attempt at regaining verticality by slashing diagonally across his back,forming an 'x' with the wound made by Kaiser's axe. Het then turned the blade and slapped the flat across the back of Magna's head which made him sing and dance once more
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BloodStorm
Guyver


Joined: 31 May 2003
Posts: 890
Location: Here comes the Thnikkaman!

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 11:52 pm Post subject:
OOC: It's that Time again!

Kaiser-65/65
Sparky 63/63
Mr.Z- 58/58
Tydorie-35/58
Tekno-60/60
Astro-61/61
Magna-21/53 (Not quite in the danger zone yet.. but you'll have to be REAL inventive to stay around much longer.)
Gall-54/70 (Well, Magna's done SOME damage..)
Guyver's Bane-48/57
ArchGuyver-62/62
JediGuyver 55/55

Those of you who are damaged, you'll heal over time.. Those of you who havn't gotten involved yet.. please do so before the sentinals get bored and come after you.
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Magna
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Joined: 21 Oct 2003
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Location: Chicago,Illinois,USA

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 12:01 am Post subject:
As Magna tries to get up, Kris raises his sword ready to slash down, Magna rolls over to the side to dodge the slash. Magna Gets to his feet in extreme rage.

Magna: I'm not going to lose!!

Then Magna's skin begins to turn whiter and flushed. Magna's eyes seem to turn from blue to green. Kris charges forward to stab Magna. Magna's weapon removes the sheild sand the sword gets wider and longer. Magna defends with his left arm. Kris stabs Magna in the left arm and blood gushes from Magna's arm. Magna, still standing perfectly still and with the sword still in his arm, raises his own sword and slashes down on Kris's sword. After that blow, Kris's sword cracks all over the blade section. Kris pulls his cracked sword out of Magna's arm.

Kris: What the heck are you?!

Magna: Still human, my left arm can't feel pain anymore. But I can still move it.

Magna moves his entire left arm around to prove his point. Magna charges for Kris and Kris slashes at Magna again, Magna takes several blade blows and cuts, but contiunes his attack. Magna pushes Kris to the floor and puts his sword at Kris's neck.

Magna: Surrender? Or shall we contiune?

Kris: Your not human at all!

Magna: I told you once, I am.
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Joined: 22 Apr 2003
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Location: somewhere

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 12:10 am Post subject:
Karl heard somone banging on his doorbell "Yeah, yeah what is it?" the spell had just worn off.

Karl walked over to the door when suddenly Mr Z kicked it in breaking all the locks sending the door slamming into Karls face.

"Sorry, you didn't get to the door fast enough and we can't really wait around here."

"Sorry?!? Who the hell are you people! Get out of my mmmmhhhhppphh!" Mr Z duct taped Karls mouth and grabbed his pinkey finger twisting his hand around in a special karate hold I forget the name of but know how to use, obviously this put karl in a great deal of pain because he was making muffled screams under the tape "Ok start talking wheres the gate fat man!"

"Uhhh,... he can't talk with duct tape over his mouth..."

"Oh yeah, I forgot, kind of got caught up in the moment." Mr Z ripped the duct tape off along with Karls mustache.

"I don't know you freak! I don't know what you freaks are talking about!" Mr Z was about to snap his pinky when Sparkey said "It's under his couch cusion...man I'm glad I'm not an umbrella monster anymore..."

"Ok, well itd be inconvenient for us to take her with us so were leaving her hear with you." Mr Z said pointing at GoGo, "And although you may be my type , the next time we meet, I'll kill you!" Mr Z said doing his best impression of Hiro from Gundam wing as he turned away from GoGo who he had set against the wall. Although he didn't want to kill GoGo and wouldn't do so as long as she was helpless if she came after him again he'd show her no mercy.

They walked towards the couch when Sora said " You can't use your scythe as long as that bird is asleep , that means only you two can use your weapons." Soras twin blades extended as he attacked Sparkey and Guyvers Bane.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 12:26 am Post subject:
While Magna stood over Kris with his sword pointed at the man's juglar, he felt a small finger tap him on the shoulder. "What?" Magna snapped before turning around. Only to receive a baseball bat swing from the flat size of the enormous axe and even if he did not feel any pain, was flung a good few meters away.

"You seemed to forget about me." Kaiser said in a mocking sheepish tone. The enormous axe was drawn to the ready as Kaiser gave Kris a hand up to his feet. The axe itself was by no means natural, for every wound Kaiser inflicted, it took some of his opponent';s life, and drew it into himself. Quite the rush as he experienced in the Buffy Zone. Maybe taking in all of that demonic blood wasn't such a sane thing to do afterall...

"Now, where were we?"
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 12:47 am Post subject:
"Lets see how much damage he can take while he's like this. I'll start my attacks a few seconds behind you so I at least get the chance to catch my breath"

With that Kaiser swung his axe,easily deflecting Magna's weapon out of the way as Kris slashed in with his slightly cracked katana. The blade cut deep across Magna's chest but before he could even react Kris staggered him once more,this time with a Thai roundhouse kick. Kaiser pulled back his axe,ready to make a decent attempt at decapitating Magna "Let's play bub"
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Sparky
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Joined: 23 Apr 2003
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Location: Scotland

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 12:58 am Post subject:
As Sora attacked I blocked the blade with my mace and shot my hand forward smacking the butt of the handle in Sora's face making him fall back into Guyver's Bane who did a downward slice that caught his back as he pulled forward avoiding the worst off it but leaving a spraying trail of blood behind that got everywhere. That was a stain that wouldn't come out easy, as Sora fliped to the side he kicked a cusion up in front of me and ran forward to stab his blades through it taking me by surprise but flicked my mace presing the button on it fireing out a four barbs that went through it sticking in him turning is own technique against him.

As the cusion fell I saw him laying on the ground, he couldn't move but the barbs hadn't peirced any major organs, they were higher up sticking out his collar bone and shoulder area. As I approached he kicked out so I smashed his foot with my mace causing a new blood stain on the floor much to karls dissappointment as he mumbled obscenity's through the duck tape.

I reached down and took his knifes from him, maybe I could trade them for some mars bars or something it would have to wait till later when I decided, "What do you think we should do with him, he did attack on the surprise, little backstabber"

Guyver's Bane raised his broadsword, "LET'S CUT HIS HEAD OFF!!!"

"Holy crap man, calm down, he's not going anywhere and I have this" from my jacket I removed a leaf stolen from the Kitsune, "Now we can turn him into an umbrella, see how he likes it !!!!!!"
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Mr Zektoll
Guyver


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Posts: 1838
Location: somewhere

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 1:26 am Post subject:
Sora turned into an umbrella monster and Mr Z pushed him over "Man this is fun." he put him back up on his feet and pushed him over again. "Just you wait till this spell wears off!" Sora said in frustration as Mr Z pushed him over again and burst out laughing.

"We'd better get out of here, it's probably only a matter of time before someone else shows up here." Guyver bane said.

"Ok ok, just one more for the road, Mr Z pushed Sora over again and they all jumped into the cuisions heading for the cyberpunk zone.

A little later, after Karl had gotten his head together he noticed the weird umbrella monster trying to hop around and fall over. But more importantly he noticed the hot Japanese girl who was tied up in duct tape. "Oh boy, todays my lucky day!" Karl said walking over and untying her. As GoGo stood up she said "Do you want to have sex with me?"

"Oh hell yeah!" Karl shouted GoGo reached over to the counter picked up some scissors and plunged them into one of his eye sockets, "Too bad, it looks like I'm the one who penetrated you." GoGo walked over to Sora and looked around, before she had thought those twin blades were his weapons , but that didn't seem to be the case because they had vanished after sparky had removed them. The umbrella tried to hop away but GoGo puicked up a knife and hurled it impaling the umbrella and killing him, she walked over and began to inspect the umbrella which changed back into Soras human form, she looked all over his body, all she found was a gold ring, when she removed it the powerfly built green haird man shrunk into a ten year old boy. GoGo suspected what this might mean and a wide grin came across her face.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 7:44 pm Post subject:
OOC: " CUT OFF HIS HEAD" You make me sound a bit crazy Sparky. this is really fun Some of my posts are short cause of limited computer time at school. Sorry

IC: They landed in the cyber punk almost at the same time. The rest of them landed on their feet but, GB landed on his stomach and knocked the wind out of him. " Damn that hurt! I've gotta get the hang of this." GB said getting up and holding his stomach. " Just walk it off ." Mr.Z said trying not to laugh. GB looked around at this new place. The air was filthy looking. It reminded him of a foggy day when getting ready to go to school. " What is this place?" Sparky said. " Beats me." GB said looking around.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 8:58 pm Post subject:
Jumping into the cyberpunk zone seemed to wake bird peck up "Bird peck doesn't like that!"

Jaken looked around "what is this place?"

"Jaken, you might not want to wander off, I got a feeling there's probably alot of scary bastards around here who would want to use you for target practice."

The little oni his behind Mr Z.

As if predicting the situation a number of gang members came out, all of them were wearing clown noses. Their leader looked identicle to Ronald MecDonald except he was wearing a lether jacket instead of his usual goofy Mc Donalds outfit.

"I don't know who you losers are but this is Mc Donald territory, and we don't like punks like you coming in on our territory."

Mr Z grinned "Oh... this is good, I don't know what this is all about but I've always wanted to fight you Ronald, all those years of having to put up with your stupid comercials where you prance around with those big red shoes, it's a disgrace Ronald, you give a bad name to clowns everywhere! And now vengeance will be mine!" Mr Z grabbed Bird Peck and he morphed into a scythe.

"What are you doing?" Sparkey asked Mr Z ignored him and continued towards Ronald.

A gang member dressed like the hamburgler ran at Mr Z only to get his face bashed in by the scythe handle. Another clown pulled out a gun, Mr Z didn't know what happened next but the scythe seemed to change as he realized he was in trouble, it morphed into GoGo's weapon, as if on mental command it lashed out cutting the clowns hand off and then shot backwards changing into a scythe again. Mr Z suddenly realized what it meant when Bird Peck had devoured her weapon "Oh this is good... if I can get my hands on the other weapons of the other competitors I could be invincible! But first things first! Your big red shoes are going down!" Mr Z attacked ronald who pulled out a large metal pipe trying to counter the attack. Three other gang members got on their bikes and began to charge sparkey and guyvers bane.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 6:20 pm Post subject:
The biker came right towards me but I was ready for him, I stepped to the left just as he right on top of me and spun round raising my weapon. There was a horrid crunch and vicious spray of blood as my mace impacted his face and fell off the back of it letting the bike go forward coming to a gradual stop and falling over.

I looked down and the guys face was all mashed in and blood was flowing from his head forming a pool. It was then the other one was almost about to hit me but I couldn't launch an attack in time and had to dive out of the way.

I raised the Manticores tail and waved it pressing the magic button fireing out a number of barbs, the first three caught him in the back making lose balance and flop about fom the pain, the next two pierced his tyres and sent the bike out of control. The motorcycle smashed into the wall and exploded killing the clown.

I got up and raised the bike I'd whacked the first man from, "Wow, now we have transport, well me anyway. Hey, I'd be willing to give one of you guys a lift"

I turned round to see Guyver's Bane picking up the other bike from the man that had charged him and looked down to see he'd cut the head from the attackers shoulders. He then picked it up and stuck the head to the back of the bike as a trophy, "Your crazy, you know that"

Now I had a bike and pair of knives to trade for Mars Bars and Irn Bru, wait a minute. Where'd my blades go, aaaaaaaawwwww damn it, "I was going to trade those for Mars Bars and Irn bru!!!!!!!!!"

I turned my bike and headed over to see how Mr Z was doing.............
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 7:46 pm Post subject:
OOC: Won't we need money to buy things at the market? like clothes and other things.

IC: GB looked over at sparky and smiled. " I collect shrunken heads, but since his isn't shrunken. I'll place it on here." GB said impaling the head onto the bike. Sparky walked over to Mr.Z to see if he was alright. Their conversation was cut short when a boomerang shot out and cut GBs trophy head off the bike. " Hey I was gonna save that!" Gb yelled at the new attacker. " That gang was mine you incompetent fools." The new attacker said. " Hey look Sparky. New meat." Mr.Z said raising his weapon " My name is Blades and since you all killed my prey, I'll take you as my new trophies." Blades threw his boomerang. It circled and came down at them like it was being controlled by him. GB drew his Broadsword and blocked the boomerang's attacks. repeatedly thrusting at him. It backed off and shot towards Mr.Z and Sparky. " Look out! incoming!" GB yelled. It whizzed straight through a tree cutting it down. " Damn!" said Sparky. " That things sharp." he said. He noticed GB and Mr.Z were sneaking up from behind him while he kept him busy. Mr.Z used the woode part of his sycthe and tripped on to his back and hacked his blade into his heart. GB walked over and cutted his head off. Blood squirted from both wounds making a huge puddle on the grass. The boomerang fell to the ground and GB picked it up with the blade of his sword. " I don't trust this thing. It might beable to attack still." He said. The boomerang slid down the blade and on to the starting point of the handle and fell off. " One of you can take this thing if you want it. I'm not good at boomerangs that much."
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Guyver


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Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 7:57 pm Post subject:
OOC: blades wasn't one of the competiors was he?

IC:

Mr Z noticed Jakens mouth starting to water "It's been too long since Jaken has eaten!" the little oni shouted, he ran over to blades and somehow devoured his body which was several times his size, it was sort of like Nibbler from Futurama, because Jaken would quickly devour each of the dead bodies without getting any larger.

"Whoah... howed you do that?" Mr Z asked.

"Jakens metabolism is high." the little oni responded and burped.

Mr Z looked out in the direction of the next gate, somewhere between where they were and where the gate was a large pillar of smoke was rising, this was where the satilite weapon had hit earlier.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 9:31 pm Post subject:
As Magna regained concensness, Magna barely got up when Kris and Kaiser were ready to attack when Altron with his booming voice was heard.

Altron: that's enough, this contest is over!

Kaiser: Contest? You mean this wasn't a real battle to the death?

Altron: He said before you came in that when near death, the person shall surrender, and seeing Magna near death, he loses.

Kris: So what happens now?

Magna: (groans) We find the others, and hopefully, (groans) they can help you guys. But I can't go. (groans) I will be only a problem. I'll stay here until I get some rest. You guys will be alright without me.

Magna picks up his weapon and hands it to Kris.

Magna: Since I damaged your weapon, you'll have to use mine. I'll try to repair yours. If you want, after I repair it, I'll ask Altron to send it to you, what do you say?

OCC: Okay, if this, exchanging weaponry, is not allowed, tell Kris to refuse the exchange so you don't have to delete this post.
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Mr Zektoll
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 11:27 pm Post subject:
OOC: uhh Magna Loki did specificaly say that this IS A FIGHT TO THE DEATH, unless your having Altron pull a Mr Z and attempt to make up some crazy lie to save your ass. If we assume that's the case instead of dishing out a penalty, I'm going to do what my freind AL does when he GM's a role playing game and play what would really happen when someone does something stupid.

Now Kaiser and Gall how would you actually react to Altrons story about it not really being a fight to the death when you were specifically told by Loki that it was at the begining of the game, unless your the sort who doesn't like to pay attention to spookey people in Dark hoods you probably wouldn't have missed that. So who will you believe? The dragon who seems to be on freindly terms with Magna or the spooky hooded guy who summoned you all here in the first place?

Also because magna tried to cercumvent continuity in his favor he won't be able to use Altron to help him out of this situation if Kaiser and gall don't believe Altrons story.

IC:

In the fantasy zone a black Ewok covered in burns , wih half his face covered in clothe stepped out of the shadows.

"Uhoh...." Altron said as soon as he saw Ace.

"There you are you defective dragon! How many times have we warned you not to interfere in the games?" Ace shouted.

Altron turned to Magna "I'de like to stay and help you but that guy will skin me alive if I don't run for it!" Altron flew off shouting "Good Luck" back at Magna with ace chasing after him leaping across the tree tops.

Magna turned back to Kaiser and Gall hoping they would believe Altrons story.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 1:15 am Post subject:
OOC: Yeah, what Mr.Z said.. your lucky he didn't give you a penalty Magna.. with your current health, you couldn't survive.. and since your in what I call "the red zone", this announcement means that if Kaiser and Gall don't beleave you.. they can kill you..

Not only that.. but unless a damaged weapon is eaten, it will automaticly repair itself. I'm no sloud which it comes to forging these super weapons. Each of them comes with NOVA's lifetime garentee... "you'll break before the weapon does"
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 1:47 am Post subject:
OCC: In a previous post, I said that if Kris really wanted to get out of the world with help, he'd have to weaken me to 10 health. But if I had weaken him to only 10 Health, I would go alone and so would he. Then Kaiser showed up and helped Kris. And of cause I was beaten like a pinyata so I asumed that I was at the most 10 health. So I lost the battle, or contest. So Altron said to stop for they won the contest. But since I got so low on Health points. I guessed that I eached that point. I was going to help them, but I was beat up so bad that my character was on a thread. Then I said in the last post about the exchange and repair his weapon. But that's where I was going with that.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 2:02 am Post subject:
OOC: .... DAGNABBIT! I can't penalise you for taking my spot on the second post of a page becuase i had the top spot, and you were making an OOC (which I think you were just rambling on to distract us or something)

Anyway...

Kaiser-65/65
Sparky 63/63
Mr.Z- 58/58
Tydorie-38/58 (I figure she's had enough rest to recover a few hitpoints.. now if only she'ld get her nose out of ff11 to play here, we'ld be fine.)
Tekno-60/60
Astro-61/61
Magna-5/53 (yes, he's killable now.. if your still paying attention. )
Gall-43/70
Guyver's Bane-48/57
ArchGuyver-62/62
JediGuyver 55/55
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 10:48 am Post subject:
Kris though carefully about Magna's offer before slowly cracking his neck in either direction.
"I've got a better idea.How about we just slay your sorry hide and take the weapon.Kaiser and I can do a coin toss to see who gets it."
With these words Kris quickly cut a thin line across Magna's throat. Magna fell to his knees as thick,red blood slowly oozed from the wound. Magna slumped forward as his blood pooled beneath him

"Didn't you know?I'm an atheist,belief isn't one of my strong points" turning to Kaiser,Kris said"Got a coin on you?"


OOC:kaiser and I will discuss who get's the weapon in private later on
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 10:49 am Post subject:
Kris though carefully about Magna's offer before slowly cracking his neck in either direction.
"I've got a better idea.How about we just slay your sorry hide and take the weapon.Kaiser and I can do a coin toss to see who gets it."
With these words Kris quickly cut a thin line across Magna's throat. Magna fell to his knees as thick,red blood slowly oozed from the wound. Magna slumped forward as his blood pooled beneath him

"Didn't you know?I'm an atheist,belief isn't one of my strong points" turning to Kaiser,Kris said"Got a coin on you?"


OOC:kaiser and I will discuss who get's the weapon in private later on
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 1:35 pm Post subject:
OOC: I guess he was one if you wanted him to be. The way I figured he was part of the cyber punk zone (kinda part of a gang) and was out for a hunt. I guess I should discuss with you before making a new enemy.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 3:11 pm Post subject:
Kaiser looked rather disappointed. "God damn it, I wanted to kill him!" He sighed and leaned against the axe handle, while the blades were in the midst of Magna's pool of blood, sucking in its energy.

"As for a coin, I'm broke dude."

He pulled his pockets inside out.

"And I hope you know Atheism doesn't technically work, because in order to not believe your are acknowledging that you do believe in order to deny it. A better way of saying it would be anti-theistic."

Kris eyed him with a raised eyebrow. Kaiser merely shrugged again.

"What can I say, I picked up a lot in my grade 12 philosophy class. Why don't we just loot his corpse and look for a coin?"
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Guyver


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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 3:34 pm Post subject:
OOC: I just thought with that crazy boomerang he might have been a competitor, if you want to bring in any new enemys its ok you dont have to ask me first, just as long as the enemy your brining in isn't something completely insane that is. Anyway it looks like Magnas a goner so how many are dead now?

Jorge
Henry
Sora
Magna

So were down to 38 now.

IC:

After taking everything from the bikers they began to head for the next gate. Mr Z took out his map and noticed three dots on the map besides them, one of them seemed to be entirely stationary. This dot was Tydorei, another dot was further to the north and was moving. This was Squall, there was also another dot to the south that seemed to be heading in their direction.

"Looks like we could end up having some visitors soon." Mr Z said. "The disguises these leaves make won't be terribly useful outside the feudal Japan zone, so we should probably just try to keep a low profile so no one notices us. And stay out of the open, one of those dots could be a sniper."
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 5:14 pm Post subject:
"Tell you what Kaiser,you can decapitate and mutilate the next one we come across. Sound fun?" Kris offered "And since atheism translates as without a god,it's the most applicable term to my postion. Now what have we here?" He said as Kaiser pulled a handful of coins out of Magna's pocket. "There's a chest over in that corner as well,but should we settle this first. Call it in the air?"
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 7:07 pm Post subject:
OOC: Kaiser, Gall. Why don't one of you take the weapon and the other takes the chest and let BloodSotrm decide whats inside the chest, just a thought.

IC:
I took the bomarang from Guyver's bane, since he wasn't keeping it and Mr Z didn't want it, it's what I would use to trade for mars bars and Irn Bru.......

I turned and looked round, Mr Z was right, this place would be tought to move around if they didn't fit in, "I was going to suggest we wear the cloth's on those idiots but on second thought, looking like a demented constipated clown isn't on my list of things to do, but we still got these cool motorcycles"

"Maybe we could rob a store or something, I mean this is the cyber punk zone so no-one will notice an extra robbery out of the millions already happening" As Guyver's Bane finished he went back to stroking the severed head.

"Uh........good plan crazy man" and I turned to Mr Z, "It is the best idea we have right now, if only we had some kind of special magic bag that could keep lots of stuff in it like mary poppins but smaller like a wallet so it would fit nicely in our pockets then we could keep any disguises we get in them incase we pass through a zone a second time"
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 7:32 pm Post subject:
OOC: Okay Mr.Z Thanks for clearing it up.

IC: GB looked over at jaken and remembered how he devoured that body so fast and an Idea hit him. " We could use jaken to carry it around. You saw how he ate that entire body. We could store the money in him. Kinda like a living piggy bank." Jaken looked straight at him. " Ain't nobody using me as a cash reserve. No way forget it." Jaken said stomping his foot on the ground. GB walked over, kneeled down. " Alright then, how about we gut you like a fish and use your stomach." GB said smiling and getting up. Jaken was frozen stiff at the thought of this and stepped back. " You wouldn't dare. Would you?" Jaken said. GB smiled. Sparky and Mr.Z looked over. " Alright lets not get to hasty GB. I don't think Mr. Z would like you to kill his servant or what ever he is to him." Sparky said. " What?...oh i'm just kidding. I'd never kill an inoccent person..uh...creature." GB said. " Well I think we can find another to carry some cash. Lets head into town and see what we can find."
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 7:32 pm Post subject:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thump

As a man came from the sky "Where am I, what kind of place is this, forget it ill never find anything out just sitting here after that fall that should have killed me."

The strange man stood up and found him self in a forest not the creepy kind the kind thats all green and happy. He started to walk around and find out where he was. Where ever he went it always seemed like it was the same scenery he was either going in a circle or something was up. Just then he saw something sticking out of the ground it was covered in vines but he picked those off easy. He removed it from the ground to see it was a black colored blade. " hmmmmmmm theres always the posibility that I might not need this but since violence is always the answer better be safe

"Time to see how strong this thing is ." Swoosh He cut down the tree and in front of him he say a man mowing his lawn. "Oh no you killed my son, you crushed him like a bug, but hey sweat the small stuff right." "Wait so your fine with me killing your son and all." Oh sure stranger Hey what might be your name." Its Grif