Hey just to let you all know, I'm claiming the ability to hand out other non king titles such as "The Fresh Prince of Scaryism" so no one else can give themselves other royalty titles now either. If you want one you can ask me but I may or may not give it, because like bloodstorm I'll only give them out if I think youve earned it and have not gotten a king title for it. I'm too lazy to try to think of these titles since I'm the former prince of slackers so i'll only give out the ones that seem obvious to me.

Riven: The super Baron of choosing the same names for RPG and fanfic characters

Tyde: The discruntled Duke of Fall guys

Kaiser: Fresh prince of RPG slackers, also the Iron Chef of horny zoalord/organism characters (Although recently blood and riven have been trying to muscle in one this title, way to defend your title kaiser!)

Surper Baron hmm..... I like that ^^

heh, yeah, come up with some better names Riv. :P

Tyde cant be a Duck, she's a girl. Or thats what we think :beers:

Actually I'm holding gender irrelevent in this, if I was so inclined I could make one of you a princess, but lucky you I don't feel like that....at the moment....

It was just a bit wierd to see tyde as a duck, I mean Duke

so basically someone could get a queen title? it'd be bad if anyone but tyde got one of those :P

yeah but I'm purposely not giving tyde the queen or princess titles, because I'm the fresh prince of scaryism, and I wouldn't be the prince of scaryism if I didn't have some scary titles to threaten you guys with. Also I forgot to include kaisers already aquired title as well as a new one I just thought up.

you forgot to mention that Kaiser also Filleted horny organisms :P

Thats what I meant by defending his title, it's a double meaning title, he has more horny orgnism characters then anyone else, and he also likes to do cooking specials with other peoples horney organsim characters.

ahh, heh, well, its hard for him to NOT have most the characters, after all, the main two are his, and another random one or two others.

I'll be sure to have them stop by and pay your character a vist WZ :wub: :666:

heh, my char may have only been a woman for a while, even if shes been a guy most her life she wouldn't be makin out with other females for a while :P She'd probably pull a jehuty on 'em and leave itty bitty organism parts laying all around.

Oh great... I'm a trend setter now.. Next thing you know we'll have tyde giving out special titles based on who beats her up the most.. <_<

Do we REALLY need two half crazed loonies handing out titles to other moderately less crazed individuals in here? Seriously Mr.Z.. Your one of the most inventive crazies here.. can't you think of yout own thing without having to dumb down my playground?

Them's fightin' words!!!

*Begins to take bets on a bout between Bloodstorm and Mr. Z*

*gives Kaiser 300 dollars.* I bet that Blood's going to win, and give Mr. Z a title for it...

Yeah but bloodstorm, you know that if I didnt corner the market on non king titles you know that it would only be a matter of time before everyone else started giving themselves non king titles. Which would you rather have, me giving them titles, or people calling themselves the Ultra prince of all dark matter anitmatter doughnut saiyans?

Well.. I had thought that the fine print in my own folder gave me the executive legal rites to any and all royalty titals... The print is there.. it's just in a special font that's too small to read. It a neutron had eyeballs, it would be too small for even the neutron to read.. That's how small the font is...

Which means I'm now authorised to sick my team of leghumping minicon lawyer ninja on you untill I decide on what I should do about this.. Allthough I'll most likely forget about it in a couple days..

Or.. like kaiser suggested .. I could set up a special Vs Rpg where it's you against me for an all out fight for supremicy.. Allthough I think a good old-fasioned Jamacan stick fight would work just as well. :lol:

Well while your doing that.... (points at something distracting) hey whats that over there?

Yeah.. and that's my joke too.. I've been doing it in msn since before I met this lovable (at least most of them) band of misfits..

So I'm immune to the ObviousDistraction attack..

But hey, isn't that a Demonic Duck of some sort?

<Runs off, leaving Mr.Z burried under minicon lawyer ninjas>

But what bloodstorm doesn't realize is that minicon lawyer ninjas and small animals are one of my favorite foods. ( Mr Z procedes to devour all of bloodstorms lawyers.)

Do you have any Ham-Ham lawyers or maybe pokemon lawyers? They probably will taste better.

just use the ultimate law ninja squad on him and get it overwith...

I'll just eat them too

Well I bet they would beat each other down and then because they're slackers both activate self destruct devices to kill themselves and each other.......

What the hell do you consider moderate? :blink:

And I'm the one who gets smacked with a rolled up news paper. :angry: Go figure. :P :D

And Mr.Z do ham ham lawyers taste like marshmallows? and pokemon lawyers like peeps? :huh: :P

Well since blood changed the rules about the kings I guess I cant give out anymore titles. However the titles given out before the rule change still stand since the new rule had not been in affect when they were made. My only regret is that I wasnt able to give anyone the title of princess or queen , or better yet PrincessQueen before bloodstorm changed the rules.

Psst...Mr. Z, your an admin... ;) ;)

You could find spelling and grammar typoes in the post and be forced to edit them ;)

Don't gove him ideas,Blood called his monopoly on this market in the Member's Titles thread months ago at any rate,so it was never actually a change of rules,more a clarification

No I know when to let it go so I wont try to change his grammar. However Blood did actually say he added a new rule to make sure he has monopoly over all royalty titles not a clarification so at the same time what i said earlier still stands. I will try to talk him into giving someone princess queen title too when i feel someone deserves it.

Yeah,but Blood doesn't exactly have the best memory in the world and is prone to saying things without checking them

From the first week of us being here :rolleyes:

Yeah but here he says its a new rule which means, that we have a stalemate! I propose that we have a fight to the death to determine which quote is dominant or submissive!

Fight to the death, eh? I can do that..

<poofs into Kirstie mode and heads over to the battlecube, grinning evilly>

Seriously.. Best to quit drawing attention to this post.. it's allready gotten more posts in it than the official version.. :weep:

Ah but as I mentioned,Blood is forgetful and sometime makes erros like that. Therefore the earliest proven quote wins out. And the 20th of July does so :P

Oh yeah...well I only have one thing to say to that

(Some words come up on the screen that say "Scorched Earth" as all this posts defense satilites prepare to annihalate it along with everyone inside of it, hahahaha! Laugh with me! Hahahahahahaha!)

Kris:Nah,I could just lock and unpin this one,especially as it's 'unofficial' in nature :lol: Actually,I think I'll do that. Bye Bye