I was helping my little cousin use the bathroom one day right. (He has down syndrom.) But anyway he aimed his... tiny thingy... right at the tolit right. And he was pissing fine for a second then bam his piss stream turns into a tri shooter! He jumps and starts turning and crap and I'm pissed on. But anyway what was the deal with that. I mean does that happen to guys often? Pissing more than one stream of piss at a time. :blink: How is that possible.

Tyde that is fully explainable and I am fully capable of explainaing it but I have to ask, why would you share such a thing with us?

Cause I never seen somthing like that before! Sparky when you go take a piss you shoot out more than on stream. No wonder there is always piss on tolitseats. :rolleyes: :lol:

Tyde I don't know if I should explain it to you or not. Having such an obsession with how a man pisses is unhealthy and should probaly come to a decisive end with a distinct lack of information.

I dont think I've ever done three before, sometimes I do two and thats kind of annoying.

As for why it happens......Gremlins! That's why it happens!

oook i'm sorry i even read this topic and if i was a mod i'd not only lock and delete this topic but give you one hell of a warning.

topics such as this have no business on the board and really should be kept to ones self.

Man Techno keep you voice down! :unsure: I am already in trouble and you making a complaint angaisnt me won't help. :weep: I was just curious. I hope the mods don't find this a reason to yell at me.

hmmm well I don't really know. personally I don't have a problem but if other people do that might be bad. what does everyone else think? should this be closed or deleted or not?

Oh ffs. OK The reason why men piss multiple streams is because of the urethra(sp). This is the tube that expels piss from the body, in women it's basically short enough that it's just released and comes out of it's own accord but in men the length is to long for that so muscles are needed to contract and generate the pressure to expel piss(or Urine for you fancy ponsy's out there).

Also an interesting note, the fact that the urethra is longer in men is also the reason why we very rarely get a urine infection where as women are far more suscuptibal to that.

Anyway the end is designed in such a way that when the piss exits it generates a spin (basically like a bullet exiting a gun barrel) keeping the stream straight and almost alwas together but if you've been sitting down a bit or had your groin a bit cramped the two sides of the urethra don't alwas "part" right away or clearly cause they've been together like that so it can generate multiple streams of piss. Thats generally the cause, it's just something that happens. So Tyde, can ya give it up now.

I've no objection to this to be honest,nothing but harmless curiosity

I agree no problems here. Listen to Sparky, the man's intimately involved with that region of the body :lol: :beers:

hehehe

Nice one Kaiser

Hey say what you want, I'm not ashamed of my body or anything I do. The question is, are you?

Just curious why you paid so much attention to THAT particular lesson Sparkster B)

Removing waste from the blood and expelling it from the body was in the exam and it wasn't just urine kaiser, you want to hear how shit is formed in your bowels before you crap it out..........

Tyde...

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle B)

Dont let them fool you! Gremlins are behind it, and MJ12 and the deros and...and ...and....get your filthy paws off me you damned dirty apes...MMMMPHPPPHHPHH! (gets tied up by some government spooks)

Government agent: Don't listen to anything this man told you, what you saw was swamp gas and a weather baloon.

Go JOE!
Hehehe..

Yeah.. I've had some three shooters before.. Hell.. I had a four way blaster just today.. Now THAT was entertaining to keep it all in the bowl and not on the seat..

*sharpens his large combat knife before putting it into a belt and loads his six shooter spinning the barrel and holstering it*

Damn dirty Government spooks, Mr Z may not be right about the piss thing but those spooks want him all the same. We're coming for you!!! *Ties bandana round his head and runs out the door..................*

That type of thing only happens to me when ive been drinking copious amounts of alcohol in the local drinking hole, with embarrassing results. <_<

Dude, an we please stop talkign about male reproductive organs? it's starting to creep me out, heh.

So whats your oppinion about the female reproductive organs? WarriorZoalord Hmm... :D

Talk about them all you want, I have no problem with them, hehehe.

:huh:I'm not sure whether to be extreamly offeneded or laugh my ass off. :blink:

Do we open a can of worms, hell no... we drop it in a can of gasoline and shoot it with a shotgun. :666: Oh the wrongness. :wacko: