Well, here it is.. I decided to go ahead and post this while you guys were waiting for me to finish fixing the battlecube. Feel free to use any of these titles given here as your title in the forums.. but remember what happens if I catch you with a title I didn't give you. B)

Note: This Page will update from time to time, and only reflects people who are atleast semi-active in the Guyver's Lair. If you notice any active members not listed, PM, and I'll fix that immediatly.

Rule Clarification: Only official BloodStorm titles will be regarded as accual titles fit for liscence use. Any rip-off titles such as the "other royalty" titles Mr.Z attempted to create, or anything along those lines will be met with lethal force to whatever character you hold most dear.

NEW I know this is the "kings of" Section, but I thought I could liven things up with other royalty, like I did in the original kings of section over on the WG forums almost a year ago.

BloodStorm: King of Kings, slackers, bad jokes, and the devouring of souls.
Host of the derranged tulpa. Evil overlord of pie. Master of Slacker-fu. Preist of the Path of the Cookie. Defuser of Emo-bombs.

Kaiser Dragoon: King of Demons, chaos, bloodshed, pain, and livegaurds. Also Patriarch of babygate. Long arm of Canada. Most likely to be seen on America's most wanted, even though he's from canada. McManwhore Junior

Gall: King of Admins, cheese, and other stuff. Grand Poobah of enlightenment. Seventeen kinds of awesome. McManWhore Prime (Transform and pimp out)

Mr.Z King of Weird stuff, more weird stuff, and even weirder stuff. (also known as the fresh prince of slackers.. but can't compare to bloodstorm) Queen of trying to steal bloodstorm's jokes. Off to Visit the man on the Mountain (and back from said visit)

GuyverXenon: Rpg King of Art, and putting up with stupid customers at gaming stores. Kaiser's favorite plaything. Crossdressing lizard.

Celestial: King of angels, Zoa, and the name Celstial.

Sparky: King of hobos, drunkeness, and odd, but not quite weird stuff. Minister of Dissagreing with people. Subway Whore. (NOT a double meaning)

Armageddon: King of Recaps and overhyped marketing.

Guyver-6: King of punchingbags, and complainging about how much he hates his title. Also the king of Yo-yo's. Missing in action, presumed to be pickled alive in some basement. Left the Lair to be a druggy.

Riven: King of splitpersonalities and indicisiveness, Also a king of saving little drowning kids. Queen Catgirl of the lair.

GuyverAshtaron: The rpg'er formerly known as King. Champion of Gundam flavored guyvers.

Tekno: King of Fertality and Drama. Navyboy.

Tydorie: King of not being a guy, and complaining when people hurt her characters. (Runner up for King of Punchingbags). Pink tentical-monster bait.

AstroGuyver: King of BALEETED.

Kamui: King of special edition holographic foil embosed pants, as well as other important things. Defender of freedom. McManwhore Shaft

WarriorZoalord: King of BloodStorm's first title contest. Lord God King Boofu.

Sith Guyver: King of ShifterKnobs, pepperspray, collars and leashes. Resident Batman. Real life tenchi. Survivor of the Night of the Living Co-Eds. Darth McManwhore Darwin's Enforcer.

*Jenny*: FORMER Queen of Gall's stuff, Ruler of Toast.

Rosi-el: Matriarch of Babygate. Sister of Gall. Archnemisis of Sparky.

Lazarus: King of being forgotten as far as updates are concerned. >.>

Azailia: Queen of all Ye Bishie. Kaiser's Keeper. Usurper of Kirstie's Throne.

BloodFang: Up and Commer. King of the almost-Emo.

Ghrecki: BloodStorm's brother. Royal Prince of fucking up his own laptop.

guyver's bane: Winner of the slow ass award.

Arkham: It's a Kodiak Moment

Decided to move this from the member titles section to General. I forgot people couldn't leave feedback in it's previous location.
Anyone else double posts in here, and I'll force you to devour your own spine.

*bows* Much thanks Bloods :beers: I shall bear this new title with pride, now back away from my angels, bitches :bang:

Can I get the title Queen of complaining and bitch (or Queen B for short)
And just take out the King of not being a guy... Or I will bitch and complaine.

Sorry Tyde... Titles are non-negotiable, and set in stone untill I decide to change them. It's been that way since the first time I made them.
(And this time TGS isn't around to 'accedently' delete it :D )

I think tyde should get the title of the king/queen of Fall Guys since Guyver6 is already king of punching bags.

I think you should clean them up so tehy're more like the original "RPG King of" instead this lazy name and them listing the qaulities.

when can i be royalty?

You'll get your own title when you'lve roleplayed enough for me to get an accurate idea of your quirks, talents, and pretty much anything I can think of to harass you in anyway I feel like.. But don't worry, it's all in good fun.

lol :P your the biggest goof i know :P





P.s.: i never take any thing personally.

well, might be a while until i get a King of title... cause im not going to join a RPG in process, Tried it once, my character lasted one post. and I'll Only join an RPG if I know what its about.

Then you should do research into the RPG that we're basing idea's off

You lasted more than that in the Metroid RPG,even if it didn't run for long. Seriously though,I only started rp'ing in Februrary and look at me now,effectively running this place. :D

PS: Should I go ahead and add all these to people's sigs? It won't take me long to do,and I'm not a slacker :P :rolleyes:

Well, I was in metroid from the start, though i'd think my dude was rather memorable from that series, i mean he was the only SPARTAN who was painted like a bee, I thought of those colors cause yellow and black normally means danger of some kinds, and who wouldnt think a grenade launching machine gun totting genetically enhanced soldier is a threat. As for the guy who lasted one post, i think it was davebuckeye13(????) who convinced me to join that RPG, and when my character appeared he just stopped posting, haha.

I'm glad you brought back this ultra funny and informative topic. And i'm glad to see you've come up with something new for me :beers:

Cheers!

Armageddon.

So, when are these titles going to be updated anyway?

I would guess they'd be updated when BloodStorm decides to add or change the titles.

Blood will update this list when someone does something worthy of having something added to their title or indeed worthy of gaining a title B)

Patient young one, your time will come B)

Updatted the list a bit, changed person's title compleatly.. and added a bit to two other peoples..

First non-admin person to find all the changes and stuff will get a random prize of my choice.

Edit: Also added to Mr.Z's title.. but it's not part of the contest.

you changed Ashtarons completely, added yo-yos to G6, aaaand you added saving drowning kids to Rivens.

AAaaaaaaaaand we have a winner!

Your prize will be up shortly.

Hurray! Now I can make bad dominatrix jokes! :lol:

You have no dignity, do you? :P

Nope! (puts on dominatrix mask and pulls out giant meat tenderizer)

:huh: :blink: :wacko:
I hope to all that is holy that this dosn't show up in an RPG.

*Looks at Bloodstorm* <_< Look at what you just did!

Don't worry, the only rpg this is likely to show up in is battle cube...but then again I can't make any promises about onimusha or the new time guard either. Yes, this is the ultimate scaryism!

(ties everyone up and starts hitting them with the giant meat tenderizer) Now lowly insects, you shall call me PrincessQueen!!!! OHOHOHO!!!!!(special dominatrix laugh)


Now that was some very scary scaryism right there! That's right, I worked very hard to get all three of my titles, if anyone dares to challenge me for them, I shall gouge your eyes out with my special Princess Queen rusty rail road spike ,kaiser dragoon style! So the only thing I have to say to the competition is bring it on, I shall meet you in the arena! :w00t:

This has to be the only place on earth where a conversation could involve princessqueens, dominatixes, meat tenderizers, Mr.Z, railroad spikes, and nobody be offended by it. :rolleyes:

heh, I musta gotten lucky and was the first one to see the topic since it was changed. and I get my very first title for it, and may there be many more after it :P

Oh yes.. I remember when I officially challenged Mr.Z for the king of weird... it didn't go very well..

However.. not even Mr.Z's three titals can save him from the all consuming power of my slackerness! No one can do as much nothing as I can! BWA HA HA!

yeah, bloodstroms the only one who can take four months to update an rpg.

So, uh, Blood... I still don't have a title... If I'm not mistaken, everyone else has recieved a title... Yer slakin! Lol :beers: No, really, I just like harrassin ya, but I would like to see something within a year atleast :P

Don't bug him it makes him take longer

Yeah, better not bug them or Kasier will come around with his zefier axe.... *eyes dart around then he runs like hell before kasier descideds to make an appearance.*

Bug Blood all you want, it's the only way things get done with him :P

As for WZ...

*Mystically appears before the whelp and cleaves him in half with axe* My job here is done :wolfy:

SUPER SPECIAL EASTER UPGRADES!

Well, well well can you please explain why i got the archnemisis and the sister and the other thing of babygates i find that unfair

Well Rozi, It's quite simple..but I'll explain to clear up any confusion.

Your Kris's sister, so that's where that one came from... Simple really.
"babygate" is what I call the whole joke you and kaiser took part in making the rest of us think you were pregnant..
And your Sparky's archnemisis becuase he's a hardheaded lout who took the whole thing personally, and he swore revenge.. Okay, not really.. but It'ld be funny to imagine him trying anyway.

but still can i not get something that doesn't refer to kris or the baby joke?

Maybe later.. I couldn't think of anything else at the time I updated the list... but I'll try to give you something better next update.. whenever that happens to be..

Oooh! Oooh! I also swore revenge but don't worry I'm probably too lazy to carry it out...but if I wasn't lazy then god help you all....oh the horror that would be inflicted on you all if I wasn't lazy....