Ok I get that I've been away for a while and I saw the date of the last time someone posted in the battle cube but I just read through it to catch up and I want to continue with it so Who's with me :clap:

Well Sparky, Everyone's waiting to continue the cube.. but they're waiting on me to finish debugging a couple people.. I had to tweak the combat system to accomodate some new abilities, and I'm still getting bugs..

Afterall.. I'm sure no one wants kaiser to be able to do 100 points of damage in a single post. (that's right.. 100 one post.. is he posted 5 times on a single page, it would have the potential to do 500 points of damage)

Some of Riven's Telepathic abilities are giving me hiccups.. I'm tempted to say all the implants were regected during the latest evolution and go from there, but he'ld have a fit. Funny, he's one of the people who's characters is giving the most trouble, but he's also the most vocal about me finishing this stuff.

ITS NOT FUCKING EASY TO GET EVERYTHING TO WORK RIGHT!
BattleCube will be ready when I say so, and not untill. Ok?

Oh, and a side note, Sparky, I'll need you to send me a pm with all the abilities you remember having.. and don't go to mr.Z for upgrades, he's not allowed to do those anymore... We had one incedent allready where someone went to mr.Z for an upgrade, and I wasn't told how the upgrade worked, and then the person got pissy about it when I said they weren't as strong as they thought they were.
(cough)Tyde(cough)
Then they had the nerve to ask me EVERYday for a week and a half if I'ld bring them back from the dead.... <_<
Ah well..

For Fuck Fake sake, pardon my lanquage. Your asking for a list of all my abilities, christ give three or four days to try and remember and look through the battle Cube for an accurate number. You know your almost asking the impossible, you relise how long this will take.
Also as you've probaly guessed from my speed speech I have enough powers and an easy enough way to get more without asking Mr Z for more of them :P B)

My character doesn't have telepathic powers he has without his weapon.

Pisonic Abilities, that allow him to fire force balls, force waves and generally just crush things short of humans, as it would required too much effort and would kill him.

Hydro Kinesis, that he was given true mastery off when he acquired it from the, 'The Plumber' and can not fire water balls, spikes, torrents, create durable water shields and the such.

and no he can use

T1000 Liquid Metal which allows him to create say an extra arm if need be, every body knows about Liquid Metal though ^_^;

His Weapon is capable of this.

Firing energy blasts from both ends like the Staff Weapon and Qualta blade could originally.

Fire Sonic blasts which he got when he absorbed Phats weapon and he can also play Disco Music from his weapon,curtosy of Phat also.

Delayed explosions which he got during the second evolution.

Rapid fire option from when he absorbed Schofields weapon.

Serphant Flexibility was the next thing he got when he absorbed Zeris's weapon, basically his weapon can not coil around his arm if he so wanted it to
or if he was being attacked from the side and he couldn't turn fast enough, he could will the weapon the, bend around and strike like a snake.

The thing I absorbed after was the Wrench from the Plumber, and that gave me the ability to fire the Super Sealant.

and I haven't absorbed anymore weapons since.

As for Misc. things Riven's physical body can do, he has hyper extending arms and legs, he can interface with just about any computer as long as he has a terminal to use that has USB ports. He has a targetting system in his eys that he hasn't figured out how to properly use yet and thats about it.

Please don't reduce him!!

I'm pretty sure you had some sort of telipathic powers gained from when they cyborged you, Riven.. I COULD be wrong though.. I'll do a double check later..

Oh, and expect some of the abilities gained from the weapons to work differantly after I finish the update. I Specificly told you guys not to add the abilities to the weapons yourselves after the previous evolution, but you all ignored me.. <_<

Ah well.. You brought these glitches upon yourselves by trying to hurry up when I was asleep.. Don't blame me becuase you throw the math off.

No, I assure you, he doesn't have any Telapathic abilities.

As for the whole abilties thing, I thought our weapons gained the abilities of the weapon they absorbed.

They do.. but I asked you all not to make use of the new abilities untill I had time to comfirm the addition and write out your new abilities myself.. I was going to surprise some of you with by having two abilities fuse into a brand new ability, or spontanious weapon sentiance.. but you went on weapon guzzling binges.. Devouring new toys like an alchoholic and cheap beer... and the system couldn't keep up with the pace..

I'm sure SOME of you think I make up the numbers as needed on a page by page basis.. but thiers a complex system behind this thing that has to be nurtured, it needs love.. and if you push it to hard, it blows up on you.. and then who really suffers? The Kids, thats who!

You guys are AWFULL parents.. SHAME on you.

Err.. wait a sec.. that didn't come out quit right..

Then I apologize, I must of missed that post when I was trying to catch up on things that had been happening or something but I honestly don't remember you saying that.

Hey, I'm ALL for doing that much damage thank you very much <_< Since I am the King of Demons I should be allowed to get away with unholy amounts of damage like that :beers:

I say we form a lynch mob and take kaiser out! If we destroy him now, I can just forget about trying to make him work effectively!

Bring it on old man B)

Hmmm, its awfully tempting :D

I'll take ye on too lad B)

Be careful what thou wish for my demonic friend.

Riven be a powerful warrior, he made not be as physically strong as your character, but he has the advantage of long range combat, and is a lot faster.

But with that being said, I was only joking about taking you on, not yet at least.

Yeah, but considering the evolution hasn't happened yet.. those abilities might not be as much of an advantage as you might think..

I never said his 100 hitpoint attack was a melee attack.. so he could possably smack you from a range outside your own.. You won't know for sure untill I finish, will you?

then again, I might give you something you didn't expect to that would make even that attack less of a threat. Who knows?

The shadow knows.. but he's not telling. Decapitations does that to a man..

Actually if you want Kaiser dead I could take care of that, I have so many powers I gaurantee I have something that could kill him easily enough, however I have too much respect for Kaiser to be your Lapdog assasin so I'd probaly turn round and kill you. Infact I might just join up with Kaiser and Kris :beers:

And then have the lot of you lunch :bang: :666:

And while you do that Sparky, you can write up your posts for Gathering while you dine :beers:

But I wouldn't mind triple tag teaming with ye, sounds like fun B)

Regarding Blood's comments about lynching Kaiser,you'd all run into one minor problem...the man standing right beside him(till we go all out on each other at least)

And Sparky,I wouldn't mind a combined effort to get rid of pretty much everyone else between the three of us ;)

I'll give turning your duo into a trio some serious thought but unfortunately I gotta find a way of permanently breaking free of Loki's control first and hanging with Mr Z and the others is my best chance for that right now.

Well if we do end up going against kaiser, I have a few special strategys planned for that battle muahahaha, and there will be no super powered squirrels to help you...at least I hope not, you never know what might happen in this rpg.

And just think, we're also going to have to deal with Blood's Pope character.

I rode ye once like a bronco Mr. Z, I'll do it again :D And this time I'll bring bigger spurs B)

IMPORTANT BATTLECUBE NEWS BULLITEN!

The Battlecube will go live just as soon as a few minor details get sorted out.. but just to make sure I've gotten everything.. I'ld like the following people to pm me with everything they're capable of doing as of the last update.

Mr.Z
Sparky
Riven
And anyone other than Gall and Kaiser whom I forgot to mention..

When I get these lists.. It'll enable me to finish the comprehensive NEW datafile format for the cube.. which should make things alot easier.. and hopefully.. more enjoyable..

And Tyde.. your dead.. just a friendly reminder.. Perhaps I'll make it up to you in a future rpg.. but not in battlecube.

Yes it finnally happened! Up before 2005 and now that I have seen that on tv it is the Sciznight!