some of my wirdest dreams include but are not limited too. Cannibalistic Broccoli people. S&M care bears, and leprecons(sp) beating me with sticks. I think I need professional help. This is your fault Sith you put a curse on me or something to make me crazier. After I helped you with those elctro shock treatments.

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Vengeance is mine

Well there was the one dream where I had to find a magic cheese puff that would turn a green kitten that was following me into a liveing suit of armor that would let me defeat the army of anthromorphic dogmen who for some reason had faces that make you think of chuthulu...... fun dream, just a weird. unless you mean weird for me. then it would be a normal dream.

My creepiest dream is probably that one involving bloodstorm you guys inspired. However I have done my best to erase that from all databanks so I'll just tell you all about my tentacle girl dreams instead.

Here's the first tentacle girl dream

I dreampt I was in my freinds attic for some reason looking for something. I wasnt supposed to be there but was using all sorts of secret passageways in his house.
I couldnt find what I was looking for so I left. I went down a road that mostly looked like chicago but with more midieval castles and farms.Eventually I figured
out I was lost so I went back to ask for directions. I got some directions but they sucked so I ended up going in one of the castles. A girl with tentacles waiting for me in some high class looking room and we started to have freaky tentacle sex. But her vagina was between her boobs for some reason so I was sort of having sex with her boobs which was weird.

Here's my second dream involving tentacle girls, and yes I had this one before Kfive turned into a girl. This one is considerably freakier then the last dream.

I dreampt that there was some sort of superbowl style event where some monsters were there, Anguiras (the spikey monster from the godzilla movies) and a grey alien were also there. I think they were in hiding because someone got up and started exposing them to the audience which they tried to hide from. Then I dreampt I was at a supermarket and took some sort of pasta-ish food to eat without paying. But no one cared about that, what they cared about was the fact that I vertically inserted a pie into a shopping cart. Apparantly pie isnt supposed to be that way in the dream world. Anyway I was late for gym which apparantly I was taking for some reason and I had to deal with the pie which was on another bus. So in order to find the pie I turned into a naked girl with tentacles growing out of her back. I had changed into the very same tentacle girl I had sex with in the previous dream! Though there were a few small differences, in the dream where I had sex with the tentacle girl, her vagina was between her boobs and it was in the normal place in this dream. I flew towards the other bus but it was getting away and began to fly into the air. It flew into some sort of feminest college where I followed it in pursuit, it was sort of like the girls school Honey attends in the original Cutey Honey anime. Fortunatly I was invisible to everyone there because that was a special power I gained when I turned into that form. They had a bunch of funky statues over there and I thought it'd be kind of fun to knock the heads off all of them and vandalize the hell out of that place while I was invisible and looking for the shopping cart. So I went around punching the heads off of all these statues confusing the feminest college people. After I knocked the head off of one I experienced some slight turbulance and almost stopped floating but I regained my hovering ability under my left foot and floated back up again. It was then a giant ten foot tall canadian guy with a big ass nose came up and told me that I was the legendery tentacle girl he needed for some reason. I wasn't going to have any of that so I morphed the ends of my tentacles into long curving blades and tried to slash him up. But it didnt work so I used a poison attack on him burning him up with poison secreted on the tentacles but all that did was burn off his plaid shirt which regenerated. So I decided to get the hell out of there. I flew off with the giant invulnerble canadian lumberjack flying after me, I fired a number of electrified barbs after him to slow him down but it wasnt good enough. Eventually he caught up and grabbed me. Anyway this next part is crazy freaky, the giant Canadian grabbed one of my boobs and squeezed its nipple and also tried to finger me but luckily his hand was too big. At this point I was super pissed off and getting kind of scared so I tried to electrocute and impale him with my tentacles neither of which worked. I breifly considered absorbing him because apparantly I could do that in this form, but I didnt want any more cooties then what I was already getting from him so I converted 90% of my body into explosive barbs self destructing and hopefully taking him with it while my head flew away and escaped. So just as planned I blew up and my head flew away. The plan worked but he wasn't dead, he had been ripped up by the attack and transformed into some sort of weird pissed off demon who threw a tantrum about how I got away. It was really weird , my head had dissconnected and all that was attached to my neck were a couple tentacles. I ate my way through a sewer grate and flew to batmans lair through the sewer system to tell him about my problem. Batman and the grim reaper were playing chess. I told them my problem and batman hid me inside of the grim reapers skull.Somehow his head was big enough to put my head inside of. Later the demon canadian came to fight and they told him they hadnt seen me. He got pissed off and was going to try to fight them but then the dream ended.

And those were my tantacle girl dreams, here's another dream I had which was short but interesting. This one doesn't involve tentacles or girls though.

I dreampt some frozen vegetibles and a pizza came up to me and asked for help finding a black grey alien. This is like a grey alien except its black in color. I agreed to help them so we started searching the supermarket for the alien. It was in a fridge somewhere apparantly but I don't remember if we found it.

I had a dream that I was at an amuesent park with Will Smith and DJ jazzy jeff. It was part Disney land, Bush gardens and Six flags. I'm pretty sure I saw mickey getting his ass handed to him to Bugs. But goofy was wailing on Elmer fudd. Anyways Will and Jazz get on this water slide I wait underneath it and then this guy who's a vampire attacks me and we have this huge kung-fu fight. I win.

A dream I had about my first crush.

I was in this theater dressed in baggy clothes the theater was all stretched out and warped I saw this "Guy" I knew and asked "him" where my crush was. (don't want to use her name). "He" said screw you (actually it was lot worse). Any way I run into this theater and I'm suddenly in this tux everyone around me is in victorain era clothes and shrek two was starting (this was about 3 months before they even started to talk about shrek 2) anyway I find her and we start waxing shakesphere and all that stuff and then I wake up and all I can think of is why I wasn't dressed in victorian era.

This one happened recently it was of my Fable character.

In the dream he had lost his memory of who he was and was living as a farmer he was dressed in rags and had a filthy bandanna on his head. He made friends with this fairy that looked like Maggie from the Disney show "Buzz on Maggie." Then something happens he was to come back. So this ritual takes place. And the guy doing the ritual says Maggie has to go she grabs my character's head and won't leave the ritual dude says "fine you started this love story." and then the robes melt away to show this shining golden plate mail and this huge red cape unfurls from his back just billowing even though there wasn't any wind. And all I could think of was.

"That was f@%^!*g awesome."

Wierdest would have to be the crawling spleen. I've never gotten over the sound it made.

I have dreams about work. And when you work at a funeral home, they tend to be pretty FUBR'd.

I once dreamt I had to go with some of the guys for a removal (which is exactly what it sounds like). The deceased in question had died in a freezer. When they started to pull him out, I decided I couldn't look, so I turned away, only to find myself looking into a mirror so I had to see it anyway. It reminded me of Samara's victims from The Ring.

My brain's a smart ass when I'm sleeping ><