Right now there's this movie on chiller called "Love object" which is about a guy with some weird sex fetishes who has a real doll. Anyway it gets jealous of this girl he likes and sort of comes to life and starts doing stuff like cutting his stuff up with a knife and stalking him. But he still keeps the damn thing in his house, is he stupid? I'd cut that real dolls head off with my katana if I was in that situation! Hell I'd cut its head off just because it is a realdoll.

I hate real dolls, forget clown phobias or mime phobias, Real dolls are what's really scary. With their dead eyes and rubbery skin. I can just imagine that they secretly desire to feast on the human flesh of their masters the moment they let their guard down.

Well they won't get me, I'll be in my pillow fort preparing the the realdoll wars!

Maybe I should make a realdoll character for mad guyvers