Lets see your best jokes people, I'll start.
There’s a six story building in Manhattan where women can go to pick a man they want to marry. Each floor has different categories of men. However the rules are that once you leave a floor you cannot go back to it. One day a woman wakes up and decides she’s sick of the single life and wants a husband. So she heads off to this building to pick a man.
On the first floor there’s a sign that says, “Men With Jobs.” She thinks to herself, “That’s fine but I can find a guy with a job on my own. I’ll take my chances,” and she proceeds up the escalator to the second floor.
On the second floor a sign says, “Men with jobs who make a lot of money”. The woman considers staying, but decides to take her chances on the third floor.
At the third floor a sign reads, “Men with jobs, with a lot of money and are good with children”. She thinks, “Hey, that’s quite a package, but I wonder what the fourth floor could possibly add,” and she proceeds up the escalator.
At the fourth floor this woman was pleased to read a that said, “Gorgeous men with jobs, who make a lot of money and are good with children”. She thinks, “This is too good to be true! But what else could a man offer?” So she proceeds to the fifth floor.
At the fifth floor, she is greeted by a sign that reads, “Gorgeous men with jobs, who make a lot of money, are good with children and will do housework.” She’s elated and sprints up the escalator to this sixth floor, on the conclusion that after all she’s seen the sixth floor must have the perfect man.
At the top of the escalator of the sixth floor she is met by a sign that says, “You are visitor 35,488,109. This floor exists solely to prove that women are never satisfied. Exit to your left.”
Across the street from this building is a similar six story building where men can be matched up with women. At the first floor the sign says, “Beautiful women”. The second floor has a sign that says, “Beautiful women with money.” No one has ever seen the third, fourth or fifth floors.