Happy Birthday, Spark Man!!! Welcome to the 21+ club!!

Happy birthday sparklepants :beers:

Ahhh... to be 21. Now you get to do legally all those things you were doing since you were 14. :beers:

Ain't that the truth....my teens were spent in Germany and MAN did I love it!!

*locks Sparky and Tyde together in a room.* happy B-Day

*thwaps* That's a bad bunny!


you forgot to put beer in that room. :beers:

you also forgot the live bear.

It's just not 21 unless you have to wrestle a Rabid bear to keep the booze safe.

just make sure it's a bear and not a highly advanced killer robot...

we save that for the 30's

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!

Thanks peeps for the happy Birthday, I never actually done anything on the day, put off by my broken knuckles but i changed mind yesterday. Went out, had a meal, trip to the pub, karaoke was a laugh. luckily I had the sense to avoid it myself (trust me there is not enough alchohol in the world to make me sing).
Anyway, had a blast and generally good time.

As for bears, Booze and Tyde, I'm still waiting for my present from Mr Z, I was hoping for a present of a double of Bloods hot lesbien toast maker, hmmmm yummy....

And suggestion, Kammy seems to beat everyoneto birthday well wishe's, he should get that in his RPG king of title.

Never give the same present twice


For sparkys birthday, he gets a remote control that changes regular buns into buns of steel, this works on things like hamburger buns but it also works on peoples butts too. So if someone ever tries to shoot your butt you can press the remote, and then you won't even need to doge bullets anymore! Or if your at burger king and don't think the hamburger has enough iron, you can change it into steel! You might have trouble eating it, but you'll get alot of iron!

or if the somebody cuts infront of you you can wait until they take a bite then turn it to steel while they have their theeth stuck in it and have to scrape their teeth to pull the steel bun out of their mouth...

nice present z

Ok ok....Sparks gets a healthy dose of hot lesbian siamese midget persian twins from the dark side of Uranaus :wub: .... (or maybe Pluto) there always the best. :)

I'm a little belated, but Happy Birthday Sparky! Hope you had a blast!

You see, Kammy understands me. How come the rest of you aren't as smart :P

Anyhow, thanks everyone (including Tsiriel, belated or not :rolleyes: ). I had a pretty good time :beers:

You stupidly random bloodstorm birthday present is that I'm giving you the present two days late. Isn't that awesome?

I managed to distill the essance of lateness into liquid form for this one.. and that was tricky, so you better be happy, young man.

Lateness in liquid form, thats actually useful, I can think of a hell of a lot of things to use that for.

Yeah, it might help you with your sex life Sparky! :P :D

No sparky, you don't get the liquid time.

Your gift was the fact that I gave you a gift two days late. The liquid time was a biproduct of the physics I had to rape in order to do that.

For the record.. liquid time tastes like orange juice.

Thats completely non-relevant Allen....I'd need to have a sex life first for that to be in any context >>

Anyway Blood when did liquid lateness become liquid time?

Because liquid lateness is dependent on molten time being distilled and refined into the correct alchemical state :P