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Title: Blooder's Birthday
Description: 23 at last


Gall_4185 - May 22, 2007 12:05 AM (GMT)
Okay,it's four hours early by your clocks,but here in the real world it's happy birthday time Blood.

Since you usually give us some zany gift,it's my turn today. Enjoy your brand new Ult level Delsaber chibi pet

Sith Guyver - May 22, 2007 12:19 AM (GMT)
Happy birthday blood
my gift to you is....

a gazebo.

enjoy

Sparky - May 22, 2007 12:52 AM (GMT)
Damn it's hard to beleive your 23. Well Happy Birthday Blood and best wishes ya dman bugger. Your present is......

whatever's in that bag over there, your choice. :beers:

WarriorZoalord - May 22, 2007 01:24 AM (GMT)
*gives blood a shiny eevee and the shiny version of all its evos.*

weltall2 - May 22, 2007 01:42 AM (GMT)
Bah, what useless presents. Here are 2 chibi lesbian care bears.

BloodStorm - May 22, 2007 01:47 AM (GMT)
They MAKE lesbian carebears?

Gall_4185 - May 22, 2007 01:52 AM (GMT)
okay,Welt wins.

Z's gonna have to really try to top that

BloodStorm - May 22, 2007 01:54 AM (GMT)
He's Z.. he topped sproket, remember?

Gall_4185 - May 22, 2007 01:58 AM (GMT)
yeah,but then you tossed sproket into the GWOTG universe as a toy for Anubis

BloodStorm - May 22, 2007 02:56 AM (GMT)
Eh, sproket's a joke, I'll be withdrawing him from the running the day before the voting begins. I want Rabid in, not sproket.

Besides.. will's the one that we want assraped, not Allen, right?

Kaiser Dragoon - May 22, 2007 03:07 AM (GMT)
Happy Birthday Bloodimus Prime!!!!!!!!!!!! :war:

Mr Zektoll - May 22, 2007 04:31 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
Z's gonna have to really try to top that


Doesn't sound too difficult

Ok for bloods present

(pulls out something that looks like a really smooth shiny butt, attaqched to eight tentacles and two eye stalks

Now what regularly is sold on tv for 19.95 is yours free in this special deal, the tentacle pseudo ass, lesbian toast maker that also brushes your teeth!

This thing makes toast, see if you take a slice of bread and put it between these things that look like butt cheeks it'll cook the bread inside the crack and then after its done the tentacles will spread some special butter on your bread. Butt that's not all any bread that you cook in it will be lesbian bread after it comes out! Even if your not hungry, you can watch your slices of toast have hot lesbian sex. But unfortunatly toast can't move very well so you'll have to help them. But that's not all, the slimy tentacles if applied your teeth will get them so sparkling clean that you won't need to brush ever again, but it also comes with the side effect of leaving a funny taste in your mouth!

BloodStorm - May 22, 2007 04:40 AM (GMT)
.....

okay.. I WAS going to combine all my birthday presents devistator style and make a new rpg character out of them...


but I think I won't do that now.

Kamui de' Tempest - May 22, 2007 07:03 AM (GMT)
LOL. Funny. But Happy B-Day, B. :beers: :booze: :beers: :war:

and my gift to you is a drunk soriety girl with multiple personalities, one is a submissive house wife and the other is an abusive drunk convict. Enjoy *by the way the woman LOVES Apple Martinis*

Sith Guyver - May 22, 2007 02:25 PM (GMT)
Something tells me that even satan himself won't let z into hell after that one.

Ghrecki - May 22, 2007 04:58 PM (GMT)
Birthday Swag so far:
All of above.
The new LinkinPark cd.
PhantasyStar Universe (I'll be playing offline mode though. Can't afford online mode unless I get a job or something)

I have a sneaky feeling I'll be getting a lega mindstorm set later.. but they were on backorder at bestbuy.
(Blood here, forgot to sign out of G's account)

Armageddon - May 22, 2007 05:18 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Mr Zektoll @ May 21 2007, 11:31 PM)

Doesn't sound too difficult

Ok for bloods present

(pulls out something that looks like a really smooth shiny butt, attaqched to eight tentacles and two eye stalks

Now what regularly is sold on tv for 19.95 is yours free in this special deal, the tentacle pseudo ass, lesbian toast maker that also brushes your teeth!

This thing makes toast, see if you take a slice of bread and put it between these things that look like butt cheeks it'll cook the bread inside the crack and then after its done the tentacles will spread some special butter on your bread. Butt that's not all any bread that you cook in it will be lesbian bread after it comes out! Even if your not hungry, you can watch your slices of toast have hot lesbian sex. But unfortunatly toast can't move very well so you'll have to help them. But that's not all, the slimy tentacles if applied your teeth will get them so sparkling clean that you won't need to brush ever again, but it also comes with the side effect of leaving a funny taste in your mouth!

O_O God, Z! I'll never be right again... :blink:

Have a happy birthday day, Blood boy! (Oh, yeah, it's man now :beers: )

Omega WEAPON - May 22, 2007 08:27 PM (GMT)
Happy birthday Blood!

I'm still waiting for your birthday giftart suggestion =)

Sparky - May 22, 2007 08:38 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Mr Zektoll @ May 22 2007, 05:31 AM)
(pulls out something that looks like a really smooth shiny butt, attaqched to eight tentacles and two eye stalks

Now what regularly is sold on tv for 19.95 is yours free in this special deal, the tentacle pseudo ass, lesbian toast maker that also brushes your teeth!

This thing makes toast, see if you take a slice of bread and put it between these things that look like butt cheeks it'll cook the bread inside the crack and then after its done the tentacles will spread some special butter on your bread. Butt that's not all any bread that you cook in it will be lesbian bread after it comes out! Even if your not hungry, you can watch your slices of toast have hot lesbian sex. But unfortunatly toast can't move very well so you'll have to help them. But that's not all, the slimy tentacles if applied your teeth will get them so sparkling clean that you won't need to brush ever again, but it also comes with the side effect of leaving a funny taste in your mouth!

For all that can do including hot lesbian toast sex it just doesn't count for nothing if since you haven't included a gaurantee Z.




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