Ok boys and girls i want you to find this most interesting pick up lines you can that you have either used personally, seen used, or know have been used.

I just wanna see what y'all come up with.

and as an extra special twist, for those of us who know what a woman looks like, lets go out and see what happens when we use a few of these.

anyway, i'll start.

"Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?"

Old southern one btw. "Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vaginer!"

Lamest pickup line I've ever heard?

"Is that your Ford-F150 in the parkinglot.. with the 5.4 Triton® 3v v8 electronic 4-speed automatic overdrive transmission?"

"Nice legs,when do they open?" a line often used by a friend of mine. As for myself,well I don't rely on pick-up lines.

Good, because that's likely to get you smacked. Has it when you used it?

As for myself, I too don't use lines. I find that striking up a friendship works best, It just goes from there.

Don't use lines. Too shy to ask a girl out, straightforward.

I have heard this one, "Are you a ticket? Cause you've got FINE written all over you."