Okay.. instead of making a new topic to complain about things.. I'll be reusing this one.

Complaint one. Head-On

"Head on, apply directly to the forehead"

By now, most of us have hear those words.. a commercial for some sort of medical product. But the commercials never say WHAT anymore.. they're just clips of people complaining about the commercial.

To be honest.. it's getting kind of upsetting.. not only are the commercials fucking stupid.. but they don't tell you what they're for!

My head honestly hurts everytime I think about how stupid this is.


So anyway.. I do a little research.. and apperantly you rub the stuff on your forhead and it eliminates headaches.. the very same headaches the commercials give you in the first place!

Clever marketing.. or conspiracy. YOU Decide.

Sumbliminal marketing. They create something so annoying detailing a product that it gives you a headache. Then you call up and order the product.

I say clever. Irritating, but clever.

I nearly punched my tv the first couple of times seeing it. IT'S really f**king annoying.

I actuly saw some of the older commercials for it a few times before it just became commercials of people complaneing about the commercials in the commercials.......

but yeah the curent commercials need to be put out of their damn misery.

I've seen that damn thing before. After sitting confused for a few minutes I jabbed a butterknife in my ear to dull the pain.

yeah they are anoying....



and on an off topic note, seeing W'kar with the title pitiful human is too damn funny and at the same time just plain wrong

Complaint Two. Nascar.

First of all, I'm the only person in my family that hates nascar. So G will probobly hit me for this one.. aaaanyway.


Most sports don't interest me.. but this one is just stupid. Seriously. What's the point?

And further more.. have you noticed that 90% of the idiots who complain about gas prices are nascar fans? Oh look.. I've got an idea of how to stop the raise of gas prices.. QUIT ENCOURAGING HUGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE TO DO NOTHING BUT DRIVE AROUND IN CIRCLES FOR EIGHT HOURS AT A TIME! Take in all the gas that would be used for those cars and we'll have alot more gas.. Not only that.. but factor in all the gas people use to drive to these events.. That's even more gas, considering all the events these have during the season.

Hey look.. I just figured out how to solve our gas crisis for the next ten years. Imagine that.

Of course.. convincing an army of rednecks not to do something stupid is.. It's not going to happen.

Ten points for blood.

post edited for being a killjoy, have a nice day.

Complaint 3.

Getting sick.

We've all been there.. so I don't think this one needs much explination.

Drink lots of orange juice and take plenty of vitamins :D

stop sharing stuff with G and you wont get sick xD

WhAT?!

How would shareing stuff with me make him sick?

Ask him. Blood gets sick Alot more than I do.

Yeah.. G's some sort of mutant freak.. he's been sick.. what.. 5 times in his lifetime. Seriously.

Of course.. TWO of those did require hospital visits. So it evens out..

just cause your immune to diseases dosent mean you cant carry them <.< your probably passing them onto blood XD

Complaint 4.

People who say "put down guitar hero and play a real quitar"

Granted, I've never PLAYED guitar hero.. but that's not the point. These people are just crazy. Not to mention real guitars are HARD. I own one. In the game, you have like what? 4 buttons? 6? what? But real guitars.. you have strings, and amps, and chords.. and those things where you do the slidining thing with your fingers..

TOTALLY DIFFERANT man.

Also.. lets take this arguement to other videogames.

Rpgs.
Sure.. I'll put down the rpg, grab a sword and some armor, wonder around populated areas, walking into everyone's houses and taking anything I want. Oh, look, a wild animal.. I'm going to beat it up for EXP! Huh.. that bear kicked my ass.. I should have leveled up on the birds instead, but they're so much harder to catch. Guess I'll go back to a save.. oh wait.. this is the real world.. guess I'm dead.

Driving games.
Suuuuuure.. I'll drop my Gran Turismo and go sign up for nascar right now.. we ALL know how much I love nascar.

Shooters.
I'll put down the shooter and grab a gun, then go...
Oh wait.. they allready DID this one. It's called collumbine.


See idiots? Telling someone to put down a videogame and do the 'REAL' version is just stupid.

Althought it might work for sports games... onlypeople who buy those are jocks anyway. Jocks are too stupid to realise they've bought the same game ten times in a row just becuase each MaddenNFl has current player names involved.
Other than the names and faces of the little man you run around and try and tackle the other little men.. it's the same damned game!

But lets not get too into that, lest I rant myway into another complaint without meaning too.

I've got no problem with sports games in particular. Not my cup of tea, but some are really good games.

But your right to say the game is essentially the same thing, updated and all.

What I'd like to see is a sports game for online play that updates as a season goes on. Like when a particular player breaks a leg or something, that player is unavailable in the game until he is back in play IRL. Maybe the option to view sports games that actually happened in game, so you can view the game from your software, check out plays, rewind and view at any angle. Things like that would be great. Charge a subscription fee for the game and those who like those games are always paying out money instead of spending 50 a year, think like $360 per person. Better for corporate, better for the consumer.

Complaint number five.

People who think it's funny to steal my complaint topic in order to try and make fun of how much I complain. *coughsparkycough*

do you ever do anything but bitch though? :redneck: :invert:

DUH! Compliant topic. I'm gonna bitch about things in here.. thats what it's for.

Most people would get a livejournal to do that.. but I have livejournal..


Besides.. this is funny.. laugh. Laugh or I'll feed you to rabid.

hehe, you know I had to Blood, I'm not stealing your newspaper anymore and this is public access

Actually,this IS blood's rant topic...we have another one for general ranting and bitching

we do?? :blink:



anyway blood, you post a rant for everyone to see you can't really start bitching when people make comments about it.

http://z3.invisionfree.com/GuyversLair/ind...?showtopic=1007

All of ten topics down the page

Yeah but Gall, this one has more soul and more enjoyable to post in, and besides Tekno, we're just goofing off so don't sweat it.

I CAN and I WILL.

Becuase bitching and complaining is the entire point of this post.

Complaint number six

Forgetting to sign out of ghrecki's account before posting something.

Isn't that complaint 6?

It IS complaint number six.. what are you talking about?

It's only been complaint 6 since you edited it ya bugger :wow:

What's this edit you speak of? You mean theres a way to change your post? Preposterious.. if there was, then people could go back and correct spelling errors when they screw up..

and no one does that.. EVER.


This is the internet.. Serious.. Buisness.

.......the internet..serious.....seriously?, I mean, the internet as a serious thing.....

.....nah

Seriously.

Complaint 7.


Birds. They can fly. I can't.. That's totally not fair. Someone needs to fix that. Plus they can fly AND poop. At the same time. Dubya-tee-eff.

On the other hand.. some of them are good eating.. but I still want to strangle the little fuckheads.

<< ... you know you can actually make money doing that blood.

I can get paid to complain about birds?

no, but you could get paid to kill them.

no....i think he means that he can get paid to choke chickens.....take it how you want it.

Hey sith.. If I get money choking the chicken, does that make me a McManwhore... or a McNugget?

Mcnuggetwhore