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One line jokes, got any good one liners, post them here

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Jake	Posted: Jan 28 2004, 05:47 PM
Be attitude for gains... Group: Admin Posts: 710 Member No.: 17 Joined: 14-January 04	OK basically a one liner is like this "I wondered why the fris-bee kept getting bigger and bigger.... then it hit me." see, now you guys try. -------------------- sig by Pendant Sophia Lv 5 Summoner Armor: Golden Weapons: Angel's Storm, Apocalypse, Naglfar, Cerebus, Ensnare, Gespenst, Luna, Miir Items: None G: 4000 The stats of my other, less used characters are located here

Tsuteto	Posted: Jan 29 2004, 12:27 AM
Putting the 'laughter' in 'slaughter' Group: Global Moderators Posts: 3,272 Member No.: 11 Joined: 11-January 04	"His father must've raped a flower, because he raised a blooming idiot." -------------------- Ah, heck with it all. My stats are located HERE! Yeah, this is my signature... I can't think of anything. Later

Hero_of_Love	Posted: Mar 30 2004, 02:18 PM
A.k.a. Tits McGee Group: Members Posts: 202 Member No.: 54 Joined: 25-March 04	Funny pickup line: Walk up to the person and say: " HI! I'm invisible! ( really?) Yeah! Can you see me?( Yeah) Cool...how bout tomorrow night then? -------------------- Name:Lanze Einzer Level:3 Class: Mercenary Weapon: iron sword Armor: iron armor Items: vulneraries(3) Good or Evil: depends on client Gold: 1500

Jaffar's long lost brother	Posted: Mar 31 2004, 10:27 PM
Lord Harmut's attendant Group: Members Posts: 361 Member No.: 41 Joined: 18-March 04	Here's a redneck joke, sorry if i'm insulting anyone What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies? Hey ya'll watch this! -------------------- "Maybe we oughtta fire off a few rounds just to let 'em know they're going to die"("Hitman" Hennessey, Jagged Alliance 2) My Characters

Neil	Posted: Apr 1 2004, 11:05 PM
The Solemn Death Group: Members Posts: 568 Member No.: 48 Joined: 20-March 04	This may not wuite be a one liner, but it is funny...kinda... "My neighbor came to me one day and asked for a cup of sugar," syas Bob, "I did not want to give him a cup of sugar, so I pumped him full of lead" CREDIT TO: Jaffar's long lost brother for telling me at school... -------------------- Name: Neil Level: 4 Class: Nomad Weapon: Silver Bow, Long Bow Armor: Steel Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Good or Evil: You Decide Gold: 255 gold Name: Linkon Level: 4 Class: Myrmidon Weapon: Light Brand Armor: Iron Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Gold: 255 gold Name: Zephilite Level: 2 Class: Shaman Spell Books: ~Dark/Miir Weapon: Dirk Armor: Iron Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Gold: 200 gold

Jaffar's long lost brother	Posted: Apr 7 2004, 12:10 AM
Lord Harmut's attendant Group: Members Posts: 361 Member No.: 41 Joined: 18-March 04	^have to say in british accent for it to be effective. here's another redneck joke If you've ever cracked open a beer during a eulogy, you might be a redneck. -------------------- "Maybe we oughtta fire off a few rounds just to let 'em know they're going to die"("Hitman" Hennessey, Jagged Alliance 2) My Characters

Tsuteto	Posted: Apr 7 2004, 07:06 PM
Putting the 'laughter' in 'slaughter' Group: Global Moderators Posts: 3,272 Member No.: 11 Joined: 11-January 04	The reason there aren't any gay men in the army is because they're afraid of giving them M16s and replying to somone calling them a faggot. I did not mean to offend anyone by this. -------------------- Ah, heck with it all. My stats are located HERE! Yeah, this is my signature... I can't think of anything. Later

Neil	Posted: Apr 7 2004, 10:30 PM
The Solemn Death Group: Members Posts: 568 Member No.: 48 Joined: 20-March 04	Stupid Joke: Your so stupid you climbed over a glass wall to see what is on the other side! Stupid Joke: Your so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed! -------------------- Name: Neil Level: 4 Class: Nomad Weapon: Silver Bow, Long Bow Armor: Steel Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Good or Evil: You Decide Gold: 255 gold Name: Linkon Level: 4 Class: Myrmidon Weapon: Light Brand Armor: Iron Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Gold: 255 gold Name: Zephilite Level: 2 Class: Shaman Spell Books: ~Dark/Miir Weapon: Dirk Armor: Iron Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Gold: 200 gold

Elendil	Posted: Apr 11 2004, 12:25 AM
Pegasus Knight Group: Members Posts: 117 Member No.: 43 Joined: 19-March 04	Wanna hear a dirty joke, fine, well a boy fell into the mud. -------------------- Never give up, even when you are in deep pain. There will always be hope.

Tsuteto	Posted: Apr 11 2004, 04:14 PM
Putting the 'laughter' in 'slaughter' Group: Global Moderators Posts: 3,272 Member No.: 11 Joined: 11-January 04	foniks tot me hou tu spil -------------------- Ah, heck with it all. My stats are located HERE! Yeah, this is my signature... I can't think of anything. Later

LeonGeeste	Posted: Apr 14 2004, 07:34 AM
Thief Group: Members Posts: 27 Member No.: 64 Joined: 12-April 04	Redneck: "If you work around the house topless, and so does your husband, you might be a redneck." (Blue Collar Comedy Tour! yeah!) -------------------- Name: Leon D. S. Geeste Level: 1 Class: Mage Weapon: Nuetral/Fire Book Armor: Iron Armour Items: Vulneries (3) Good or Evil: Good (he's just a kid for pete's sake) Gold: 0

Vincent	Posted: Apr 16 2004, 11:06 PM
Well we'll say four times! Group: Members Posts: 87 Member No.: 56 Joined: 30-March 04	"Why didn't the man eat the pie full of money? Because it was too rich for him!" (Yes! Blue Collar Comedy Tour rules!!!!) -------------------- Total slaughter, total slaughter Not a man left standing Ladedadeda, ladedadeda Ladedada, an ocean of blood Let us start the killing time... No one alive, no one alive Corpses cover the dirty earth Hmhmhmhm, hmhmhmhm Hmhmhmhm, a mountain of death Let us end the killing time Hey...this song is kind of...SCARY! M.B. Uhai Name: Vincent Level: 3 Class: Myrmidon Weapon: Silver sword Armor: Iron armor Items: Vulnery (3) Good or evil: Prefers good Gold: 125

Neil	Posted: Apr 18 2004, 02:05 PM
The Solemn Death Group: Members Posts: 568 Member No.: 48 Joined: 20-March 04	Never heard of blue comedy jokes and i do not want to... Ahh...right a joke...umm....well here IS a dirty joke. (Parental Advisory) Bob as been hired to babysit Jill, a little neighbor girl, for the night. Jill's dad is very strict and says that whatever Jill, wants, she gets. Bob agrees and says goodby to the leaving parents. He then decideds to take a shower. "Can I take a shower with you?" Jill asks. "No way!" Bob replies. "I'll tell my momy and daddy..." Jill says cockily. "Well fine...just dont look up." When they get into te shower, Jill naturally looks up and says, "What is that?" "Oh that...that is Mr. tinkily winkily." Bob answers. After the shower, bob decideds to take a nap. When he is about to do so, Jill asks, "Can I play with Mr. Tinkily Winkily while you sleep?" Obviously, Bob syas, "No!" "I will tell my daddy..." Jill replies. "Fine, just dont wake me up!" Bob lies down to take a nap, but when he wakes up, he is on a stretcher. He askes Jill, "What happened?" Jill replies with a smile, "Mr. Tinkily Winkily squirted me so I bit him off" -------------------- Name: Neil Level: 4 Class: Nomad Weapon: Silver Bow, Long Bow Armor: Steel Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Good or Evil: You Decide Gold: 255 gold Name: Linkon Level: 4 Class: Myrmidon Weapon: Light Brand Armor: Iron Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Gold: 255 gold Name: Zephilite Level: 2 Class: Shaman Spell Books: ~Dark/Miir Weapon: Dirk Armor: Iron Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Gold: 200 gold

Tsuteto	Posted: Apr 18 2004, 05:59 PM
Putting the 'laughter' in 'slaughter' Group: Global Moderators Posts: 3,272 Member No.: 11 Joined: 11-January 04	Heard that one. And what part of ONE LINER don't you understand? Lol, just messin' with you. I don't really mind. "I wish I could fly" <picture of penguin here> -------------------- Ah, heck with it all. My stats are located HERE! Yeah, this is my signature... I can't think of anything. Later

Neil	Posted: Apr 20 2004, 11:23 PM
The Solemn Death Group: Members Posts: 568 Member No.: 48 Joined: 20-March 04	Fine...here is a 1 liner Kinda....... "What kind or radar is this? What is all this bubbling and churning?" Lord helmet commands. "why that is Mr. Cofee, care for some?" (Spaceballs, Colonel Sanders) AND YET ANOTHER! Red NEck: If you go to your family reunion to get laid, you are probably a red neck. (No offense to anyone.....Jaffar....HAHAHAHAHAHA) -------------------- Name: Neil Level: 4 Class: Nomad Weapon: Silver Bow, Long Bow Armor: Steel Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Good or Evil: You Decide Gold: 255 gold Name: Linkon Level: 4 Class: Myrmidon Weapon: Light Brand Armor: Iron Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Gold: 255 gold Name: Zephilite Level: 2 Class: Shaman Spell Books: ~Dark/Miir Weapon: Dirk Armor: Iron Armor Items: Vulnery(3) Gold: 200 gold

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