To play, all you do is ask a question and give 3 choices. Someone else must answer the question, and the ANOTHER person must ask another question that follows the original question. Confusing? Yes, I know. Here's some examples.
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Bob Posts:
Story: You're walking on the sidewalk. You come across a rock. What do you do?
A- Kick the rock.
B- Stand still in horror.
C- Keep walking.
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Jim Posts:
A.
Die rock. HAHAHA!
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Sara Posts:
Story: The rock transforms into a unicorn. It starts to ram at you with its horn. What do you do?
A- Let it kill you.
B- *Draws Sword* "Bring it on!"
C- Run away like a coward.
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Bob Posts:
B.
I'm ready you unicorn!!!!
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Jim Posts:
Story: In a pathetic attempt to defeat the unicorn, your attack misses and the unicorn's horn hits you, knocking you into the air. You happen to have a cell phone. You are still far away from the land below. What do you do?
A- Order a pizza.
B- Call 911.
C- Wait until you reach the ground...and die.
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And so on.
Nobody double posts, you cannot put them in a stupid position like:
A- Wait and die.
B- Kill yourself.
C- Injure yourself.


No one dies or something like what's above happens. Okay? Now, I'll start.
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Story: You are sleeping and a meteor down at your house somehow. What do you do?
A- Run away.
B- Sleep.
C- Investigate.

C investigate

For some reason your investigation device broke down, and the meteor is still coming down to crush you

a- run
b- hide under your bed
c- put up an umbrella
d- scream

*dirve by answer* C, bye el oh el....

The meteor*ite* (astronomy..ehehehehe...) burns through your umbrella and is about to smash into your skull. You:

A. Scream as you plummet to hell
B. Use some sort of magic ward to keep the meteorite from hitting you
C. Pray your last rites
D. Jump out the window

D

Geronimo!

You escape the meteorite and fall out the window. Then a crazy old guy thinks you're a big bird and goes where you're about to collide with the floor with a spear held high ready to stab you.

A: Get stabbed and die...
B: Wake up in real life to find it was all a dream...
C: Narrowly miss the spear by inches and land safely...
D: Not get stabbed when you fall but get killed by the fall...

B!

What a strange dream! No caffine before bed next time....

When you wake up, your not in your own room. Instead you are in the old man's house . The old man walks in with the spear and points it at you:

A. Do a complicated form a martial arts that involves twisting

B. Do a complicated form a martial arts that involves throwing

C. Do a complicated form a martial arts that involves getting stabbed

D. Kick his nuts

((Since no one is gonna reply, im gonna revive it. Srry for d-post))

D

The Hazelnuts in the mans left hand are knocked to the ground by your kick, but you still have to deal with the fact that he has a spear. You can...

A. Prod him with your finger

B. Use the twisty martial arts mentioned befor

C. Run away like a little girly-man

D. Let him stab you in a non vital area so you can take his spear

No, don't die on me thread!

(A)

Prodding with your finger did not seem to work very well. The old man gets ready to stab you with the spear. You see a window to your left, and behind the man is a door. You...

A. ...push the man out of the way and escape throught the door.
B. ...jump out the window.
C. ...pick up the man's hazelnuts and throw them at him, then jump out the window.
D. ...point and laugh, then die.
E. ...just stand there and get stabbed.

C.

Fear the squirrel cannon you shrivvled old prune!

The nuts fly a strike this man in the temple temporarorly knocking him out. Do you

A: Run out the door to a van full of Mexicans

B: Revive him with your healing powers

C: Jumped through a closed window

D: Sit down and watch South Park on the old man's tube

D!

BRING ON THE UNADULTERATED GOODNESS!

since no one is posting.....REVIVE I SAY! REVIVE!!!!!

The old man's tv is broken and yo cant watch tv. You:

A: Watch him sleep and eat chowder
B: Go eat some chowder
C: Go eat some chowder
D: Go eat some chowder
E: Go home and watch family guy and eat chowder

um...All of the above? I would like to see this start running again.

Bad News, Your out of chowder. You:

A. Commit Suicide
B. Go for a walk
C. Turn to cannibalism
D. Eat chowder

woot

B, something good is bound to happen

You go for a walk and you see a strange tree. You:

A. Take a leak
B. Cut it down
C: Playfully put a ring on it and say your married to it
D. Eat some chowder with the tree

C....although I hope this doesn't label me as a tree-hugger. Ah well.

The tree was actually a dead body and she/he takes you to the underworld. There is a bunch of disgusting dead people around you. You:

A. Kill yourself
B. Greet everybody
C. Kiss your corpse
D. Eat some chowder

WHY THE HECK WONT ANYONE PICK D!!! OMG WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH CHOWDER!!!!!!!!! ok

No, no D! It's got to be poisoned if you're so willing to make us eat it.

B.

"Erm...rather a gloomy place, but 'allo to all of you, and uh..."

The corpses get mad at you and try to kill you. You:

A. Eat Chowder
B. Eat Chowder
C. Eat Chowder
D. Eat Chowder
E. Eat Chowder
F. Eat Chowder
G. Eat Chowder
H. Eat Chowder
I. Eat Chowder
J. Eat Chowder
K. Eat Chowder
L. Eat Chowder
M. Eat Chowder
N. Eat Chowder
O. Eat Chowder
P. Eat Chowder
Q. Eat Chowder
R. Eat Chowder
S. Bust out the machine gun and rocket launchers and kick some zombie butt.....MAX PAYNE STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



((I would personally pick S))

hm...nah, lets go with A-R and test the dimplomatic powers of chowder. It seems appropriate now.

You eat the chowder. You:

A. Kick some butt Max Payne style
B. Eat More Chowder
C. Eat yourself

D! Hmm...A I guess, but we need more peoples in on this.

The chaos results in nothing more than a mass of carcasses lying in mounted heaps. The corpse you've "married" is now motionless on the ground. Out of nowhere, a voice without being but sound calls out behind you in some ancient language. How do you respond?

A ) Turn around and call back of how you can't understand.
B ) Turn around and reply, "Get me out of here!"
C ) Take to the distant, nonexistent horizon and run.
D ) Tighten your knuckles and challenge the voice.

D.

YEAH!!!!!! YEAH!!! MACHO MAN!!!!

As you challenge the voice, it gives a huge cackle, then out of nowhere, five zombie dragons emerge, with a freaky woman riding on one of the dragons. What do you do?

A. Throw your remains of chowder on the dragons.
B. Beg for Mercy.
C. Tell the woman you love her.
D. Try to kill the dragons with the last few bullets in your machine gun.

where the hell did i get a machine gun?

A.....CHOWDER BEATS EVERYTHING!!!!!!


im gonna tell you the story how chowder beats everything....When i was young, I used to play with Pokemon, Yugioh, and a bunch of other card games. One day me and my cousins were battling with this internet game that has all cards from all card games in it...people got rid of the game now so you cant go play it. Well me and my cuzs were playing it and I suddenly recieved a "master card" and i clicked on it to reveal what monster it was.......it was chowder...below is what the card said.

Chowder

A deadly monster that can defeat anything with its chowderness
Attack: Infinity - Defense: Infinity
Rare Master Card

You throw your chowder at the dragons. They start to howl in fury and pain, shrivelling up into nothingness. The woman seems happy, and starts eating the chowder, thanking you. What do you do?

A. Kick her for even thinking of getting dragons to kill you.
B. Talk to her and ask her who she is.
C. Join her in eating chowder.
D. Ask her to come with you to the normal realms.

A :D

The Dragon Lady gets REEEEAAAALLLLLY pissed off because when you kicked her, you spilled her chowder.

Now she wants to kill you.

So...she starts squawking like a monkey and bouncing up and down, before screaming "CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON FLYING BIRDY POOPING PLATYPUS HONKY DONKEY WOOGA!" and charging straight at you with her fists.

What do you do?

A. Fart. Since it's the underworld, everything should explode when you do...
B. Scream something unintelligable back at her and prepare to get pummeled.
C. In case your fart doesn't explode, light a match by your butt and let a big-ass fart go (you know, that one you have been holding in because you ate all the chowder?). Hopefully you can aim this human torching machine and you point it straight at the dragon lady.
D. Run away screaming about how the balding penguins took your popo, and they won't give it back.

A.....then ill do D after i do A....so A

Without a match, the fart acomplishes nothing and you run away screaming unitelligible stuff. The woman apparently thinks your speaking her language and runs up and jump-hugs you to the ground and starts licking your cheek. You....

A: Skip the explicate scene and ask her to come with you
B: Throw more chowder out to get her off you
C: Take out a spare knife and find a presure point
D:Continue in unintellgible babble about the penguins stealing your sanity.

B!!!! CHOWDER TIME!!!

Didn't see that one coming :rolleyes:


You throw the chowder and the girl runs off and eats it voraciously. You run laughing at your cleverness but fall into a hole. There is a door with White light ahead of you, one with Blue light to your right, one with Red light behind you, and one with no light to your right. What do you do?

A) White door
B ) Blue door
C) Red door
D) Black door
E) Sit and pull out a crossword
F) Yell some babble and get the manic dragon girl to help you

D!!!!i bet it isnt a door.