It's really fun.

all you do is do some thing that kills the king of the hill and clam it for you self. then some one kills you. Never double post and no one ever dies, they come back to life. k?

I start as King,

I'll start out small...

Ants come out of the ground like a flood, devouring your feet, then your legs, and body, last, your screaming head is devoured by the might of the flaming ants. And I am the king.

I entangle you with my wang... I tighten the grip until it becomes so tight you head pops off. I then proceed to shove it into the hole where your head should be and ejaculate down into you innards... I am the king.

From high above a silent woosh could be heard as a huge anvil falls on your head. Crushing your skull and the rest of your body. Now I am king

A mob of imps surround you, ripping off your skull and beating you to death with it...I am King...again!

A terrorist suddenly appears infront of you and pulls a string from his vest. Immediately it exploded, blowing both of you into a million pieces. I am king again mwhahahaha.

i walk up to you and in fear you run away like a coward. you then trip downhill and fall into a barrel. then the barrel gets kicked by a mule. then youroll off the hill and into a never ending chasm.

Take out bazooka of doom

' ARRGH!!!!!!!'

MM blows up in a blaze of glory.

somehow i materialize like that silver dude in terminator 2 and i kick ryu's nuts. he falls to the ground with girly screams and i kicked him down the hill. i am now king....again...

NEW RULE!

We get the concept. Now each killing must be three or more lines long...

k good one andy. This should hone our RPing skillz

Ryuclimbs back up the mountain, This time wereing a metal cup, Unknowing to MM. When He gets Up to the top. MM Kicks him again and brakes his foot. He punches Ryu, breakes his hand. FInnaly he headbutts Ryus nads and bashes his skull open, brains ozzing every were. Ryu Pressed a button and thousand of cockraoches engulf him as nukes drop from heavan. The raoches leave and become huge due to the Radiatoin, And worship Ryu as the King.

I pull a resident evil and come back to life...but even better looking. I drive in with a huge truck and unload the merchandise. They are spray bottle. I shoot ryu with a rifle in his prostate and when his roach wariors come to kill me i push the button on all of the spray cans. They scream in utter pain horror. "RAID!" then i put ona gas mask and sit on the throne. the roach corpses decay and attract huge flies with helmets and guns and they become my guards.

<_<

Ryu crawls awayin pain. several hours later he comes back with renforcements... 10's of 1000's of raoches and tanks and Jet airplains. and the troops have Shot guns and Rocket lunchers. The Armies fight. one of MM's Flies shhots down one of my red barons, but it crashes into MM and liquidates him. Ryu comes out and pee's oil on the remains. "My tool is now robotic, and has a motor in it to give extreame pleasure. Muahahah!" Ryu's army won the battle.

First, I steal a lot of money from the people around me, then use the money to buy a ton of rat poison. Then, I volunteer for the soup kitchen... Next, I put the rat poison in the food and serve it to the hobos. When they find out, I point at Moonmage and said he did it. The hobos surround him and beat him to death with a crowbar. They first crack his skull, then break every bone in the body, then sell the organs to the hospital.

Moonmage regenerates himself. he comes back with a giant truck with the name "terminex on it it and destroyes his army. then runs over ryu. He sits on the throne and saw what he did the first day and it was good. Then giant chamelians(or however you spell iy) came out and stod guard.

Ryu comes in on the back of Giant vultures and the Birds of doom starts to devoure the lizerds. Ryu jumps down with an uzzi and shoots MM until all that there was is blood and Ryu vacumed it up. Then a vulture brings down a box and all the vulture fly away with dead lizered parts. Ryu opens the bow and it was a hypno toad. It made the last of the lizered do the chicken dance and kill them selfs

((i no where the hypno toad came from. remeber this one?))

My soul riencarnated into the body of a whooping terier. "whoop whoop-whoop whoop whoop-whoop!" He chopped up the hypno toad with his claws. He then shoved ryu off the cliff and sat on the throne and wondered why there is a cliff by a throne?

Ryu climbed back up the cliff and threw the throne off the cliff. And then Ryu had miners bliring in a crap load of coal. Then clamps comes in and sqeezes the coal into a diamond box and Ryu dematerializes and rematerialise in the box, he is king now. then he says. "This cliff will be dubed, Moommage death fall thingy.!. ha, ha, hahahaha!"

whaaa?

grrr... Ryu's in a diamond box and I named a cliff after you death... RYU RULES!\
ROGERS RULES! I RULE!!!!!!!!!!!

damn you and your niceness

I guess no one want's to kill me? Ha!

im starting to lose creativity. screw the rule for this post.

"i do!" kills ryu..........with a gun.....up his but.....that is long....and double barreled......

a bunch of rabid wesles come by and devouers MM and Ryu is king, and I'm revoking that 3-line rule.

I come back again but i come back as a toxic butterfly and I poisen you then slowly eat you.

I take out a net and catch you. then I pin your wings down and burn you. I'm king

I poke you. You are surprised, and fall over as the ground opens beneath yo and crushes you to dust.

((Ok, don't forget to say that your king after your done killing.))

Climbs back up the pit... this time with a shrink ray. shrinks Jerrad and becomes king

Opens a black hole above everyone else and sucks them into a void where shadows eat their souls then stretches then as far apart as their bodies let them until they snap in two followed by each and every one of them being de-atomitized then their atoms split. Finally I move the hill where no-one will ever find it. I am now the king.

Gods hand comes down and touches link, kiling him. Ryu amazingly excapes from the black hell and god brings back the hill, I am the king.

I hump Ryu in the ass. Therefore I am king.

See? Things get boring without my rule.

(( This is Halariouse))
I grab four wild Stallions and tie you up with a rope on each limb to 1 of the 4 horses then I whipp them terring you apart,I am king

I blow up the world. I am the king.

I tell god in heaven to make another world which I am king of. <_< Ryu stuck his toung out at Link and shoots him with a macheine gun HA! I AM KING OF 2, YES 2 WORLDS

By a weird twist of fate, Ryu shot himself. I am king.

Ryu acts like Dorian Gray.. Draws a sword, and stabs Link to death.. I am king

Ryu ended up stabbing himself to death again. But just to be safe, Link cut Ryu into atoms again, then scattered them all over the universe. That ensured that it would take 1 billion years for him to put himself back together, and god is away on other buiseness so he can not help. I am now the king.

thor... the god of thunder helps Ryu instead, before he revives Ryu, he burns Link to a crisp with his lightning bolt of doom. then revives Ryu and I am king

Hires my grade 10 science teacher to try and teach Ryu. Her lectures were so boring that Ryu ended up killing himself by running into a fast moving truck. I am king, mwhahahahaha.

Link loved the lectures and chased the teacher asking question until the teacher ran into tzhu and they both fell into a bottonless ravine. I am now the king, and signed a contract so no gods or anything like that can hurt me.