Today's top stories:

The Lycian council has decided to meet in order to select a new marquess to preside over Santaruz. The two candidates up for consideration, interestingly enough, are Lyn and Hector. Lyn's campaign will focus mainly on the fact that Hector is a big oaf with dung for brains, and on the fact that she once caught him picking his nose. Hector, on the other hand, is taking the men-are-better-than-women angle, and claiming that he has far more noble experience than Lyn. Basically, folks, it's gonna be a bunch of insults thrown back-and-forth until the council gets tired of hearing it and arbitrarily picks a winner. More on that later...

In other news, Aion is coming back from the grave to sue Kishuna, who is also returning from the dead to defend himself. Aion claims that his chapter contained far too few difficulties, and as a result made him look incompetent. Kishuna's only comment was, "......"

That's all for today. Be sure to pick up our next edition of the "Fire Emblem Newspaper"!


Ye Olde Parchment

:lol: This is excellent!! Please continue!! You'll get more ideas when you finish the game, though.

Yes, I would hope so, anyway. You've got to admit, it takes a special brand of person to do this kind of work....and that brand of people is called "psychotic".

Something just occured to me...I should probably post these in the general Fire Emblem board....duh!

Funny stuff! :lol: Please continue.