One player wishes, second grants..but there are always consequnces

Player 1 : I wish it would stop raining
Player 2 : Granted, but all the plants on earth dies and there is nothing to produce oxygen
I wish xxx
Player 3 : Granted, but yyy

You get the drill ?

I start.

I wish to have unlimited amount of money.

Granted, but in the house filled with the unlimited amount of money you are buried alive in money.

I wish to marry the perfect women for me!!

(Not something I would wish for but, I wounder which consequence would be chosen for this wish.)

Granted, but...you just had to turn me into a girl didn't you...we couldn't just be friends...Bastard...

I wish to be a God!!

Granted, but you become the God of Hangover and take on the hangover's of all those who say "Oh my God!" when they have hangovers or people who don't get hangovers when they drink.

I wish to rule the world!!!

Granted, but the world doesn't like you so they turn against you and start a revolution which ends in you being sent to the guillotine.

I wish for a cheeseburger with fries.

Granted, but the cheeseburger patty had spoiled and has living maggots hidden within it and the fries were stale and hard as rock so when you took a bite you chipped a tooth.

I wish to get a perfect score on all my exams.

Granted, but they thought you were cheating yet couldn't find the method so they locked you in a room with 24/7 surveillance of camera.

I wish to be as strong as Chuck Norris

Granted, but Chuck Norris proclaimed 'there can only be one' so the both of you round house kicked each other to death.

I wish to know what I want to wish for.

Wish granted but you wasted your wish.

I wish I had inhuman speed.

Granted, but you couldn't stop and got squashed at some wall

I wish to learn about the origin of all life

Granted but, you ended up being sent to see it yourself and died of starvation becoming the first food source of the first lifeforms.

I wish to be a sports hero

Granted but you got your career ended by the disciplinary commitee.

I wish I was a magnet to teen women.

Granted, but you got arrested for being paedophile as 'teen' also qualify for 11 and 12 years old.

I wish to become a JEDI !

Wish granted but you got found out by a passing Sith Assassin and got killed.

I wish I could freeze things.

Wish granted, but in the end you froze the blood running through your veins and died painfully.

I wish I could have a dragon as my guarddog

Granted but, the dragon doesn't recognize you as it master and Barbecue you, then enjoys you as a nice tasty treat.

I wish to see everything in the universe.

Granted, but some things were so horrible that you ripped your eyes out and now live in a three sided cardboard box mumbling to yourself like a crazy person.

I wish for a new penny.

Granted but, That penny ended up being a keep sake of a Mafia boss who sent a group of thugs to beat you to bloody pulp as they retrieve it.

I wish I could do real magic

Granted, but practicing magic has earned you the title of witch by the villagers and pretty soon the church captured you and burn you alive for being in leaque with the devil.

I wish for a another wish.

Granted, but unfortunately that just means you still have one wish since that wish mean you gain another wish but used one to get one.

I wish to have lady luck by my side.

Granted, but she has STD's so...yeah good luck with that one...

I wish to be a rock.

Granted, but your a rock and can no longer do anything and eventually get worn down into nothing by the rain.

I wish that I had enough money to live a comfortable and enjoy my hobbies for the rest of my life.

Granted, but it was a short life. Lasting a total of three seconds.

I wish to be able to dance good.

Granted but, no one gets to see your talent as you get into an accident when you try to demonstrate resulting in suffering paralyzes in everything below your neck.

I wish that I could live a long, happy and health life.

Granted, but you end up dying of boredom because it was just too perfect of a life.

I wish to be 'pretty'.

Granted but, it attracts some unwanted attention and you end up being forced to do many unmentionable things.

I wish that I could cash in a multi-million dollar lottery ticket.

Granted, but a lot of people want it as well so they attack you for it.

I wish for a large empty bowl for which I can fill with Ice cream.

Granted but, it is made of guano which is bat poop and it has a crack in it due to you dropping it out of shock after finding out.

I wish to be as superhero

Granted, but in an epic battle between you and your arch nemesis. You both destroy each other.

I wish I can make up my mind on which pill to take.

Granted but, you take the wrong one and end up dead.

I wish to have an great life that many would envy.

Granted, but people are so jealous that they all kill you in a death which still makes them envious.

I wish for a clean pair of socks.

Granted but, they don't fit.

I wish that I could be a deserving world champion.

Granted, but out of jealousy the other contestants poison your drink and than you die a slow death but you still win the gold and that pisses the others off even more.

I wish to be a All powerful and all knowing!

Granted but, being all powerful and all knowing didn't stops some crazy hero form coming around killing you to end your existence.

I wish to make the world a better place

Granted but you're not welcome in that new world.

I wish I was the most intelligent man on earth.

Granted but, having your mind at the peak of intelligence over load your brain causing a self induced stroke due to stress.

I wish to find the lost city of Atlantis.

Granted, but after seeing it you become a part of the lost kingdom and wonderously vanish into oblivion along the ancient town.

I wish to be capable of travelling through time.

Granted but you got lost and never appeared again.

I wish I was a blood sucking fiend that preyed on humans.

Granted but, you are hunted down and killed surprisingly quickly by a vampire hunter.

I wish to know and understand the secret of the universe

Granted, but the answer is really pointless and you end up wondering why you wished for it.

I wish to own a new clock that will never run out of power.