Welcome to all the Pervy Hobbit Fanciers of the world!!

If ya feel like one and want to.. keep the debauchery with the shire folks... This is the place, we accpet Dom, Elijah, Billy and Sean Astin's fans...

And there's also a lil space for the PEF Pervy Elf fanciers!

Have fun stalking the hobbits!

BTW: I am the pressident and I need an asistant!

WOOOOOOAH!
HOW COME I'M NOT HERE??!?!!
I love Dom, Elijah and Billy and I just think Sean is great!!
Count me in as P.E.F. too

how come noone is here?!?? i thought we all loved the hobbits!!!!!!! :eek:


i looove the hobbits... and the elf is very good too ;-)

HEheh!!

The latin PHF twins!! LOL!! Welcome girls!! thanks for coming, it doesa means a LOT!

ow thanks hun!!!

noone called us that way before! :laugh:

.... I llove hobbits!!!


no clue why i called as a nick name to my last crush (the only hateable hobbit in the world! even Gollum is nicer than him!!!)

lol

never mind ... I love Pippin ... and my sweet Frodo *runs and hugs Pippin and Frodo...*

lol

luvly
:love1:
andie

But it sounds so cool! LoL!

*goes write it on her siggy*

LOL! you put it! you actually put it!!! OMG!!

I nd to come up ith a nick for me.. PHF presidnt...

And andie would be the PHF Ducks Luvr LOL!!!

LMAO!!

P.H.F. Duck Mom!!

:lmao:

Actually that could be you Adri, you're the one who actually keeps us a bit less insane..
(check Tabaco Y Chanel for explanation on the duck mom thingy)

hi gurls

u know what? we should do something cool, like a contest or something...

some kind of game, but OF COURSE involving the hobbits...
i don't know... just to make this unique... u are all creative, so think!! lol

Um... I don't really get what you want to do, honey... :unsure:

Hehe.. let's make this as a Add a chappie thread.. I say somethingand you complete it.. with a whole new idea.. So here I go...

Flower from the shire was walking thorugh the woods...

/then you go and add another thing that goes with the situation/

ok let's do that!! lol flower from the shire.. i guess I'll always be that, eh?

...when she bumped into something...

.... a duck! a duck crossing the forest path ...


LoL

luvly
andie

:lmao:

...and the duck said: I'm cold!!...

Flower de la comarca wondered why she was able to listen and understand his words. "You got the Dr. Dolittle syntom" A voice called her, it was PHF duck lover, the goddess of the ducks and fishes...

..."Andrea!" said Flower o.t.S. (of the Shire) "Is this duck yours?"...

... "Yes, he is, and now he'll follow you wherever you'll go until you find The lost PHF latin twin" and suddenly she dissapeared leaving Flower with the duck"

... Great! Flower thought, Now this duck will stick around me forever! How on Earth am I supposed to find a P.H.F. Latin Twin?? I don't even know what that is!!...

"...But I do know what a smoothie is!" she though. So she went into a smoothie shop to get inspired...


don't ask.

*declares self official PHF*

i need a special name, too!

Hey Rach!! Welcome!! :D
Yeah, you need a P.H.F. name..

*thinks*
Wait, this takes time!
*goes back to thinking*

*takes a wand*

I declare Rach the PHF Smoothie!



Then a hobbit appeared in front of her

... "Hello! I'm Pippin, and i have a fish that is called Pip! Can i have your duck?" He asked her and Flower without thinking answered: "I'm Flower de la Comarca, and i have this duck, and i have to find Lost latin twin... i'll give you my duck if you come with me"... "Cool! we'll be looking like Oz!! But i want to be the Lion!" Pippin answered and took Pip in his bag and started walking and jumping by Flower side

They jumped around singing to a shire song when they were getting to the riverside and met with another hobit who was playing with something in his pocket.

"Flower! is Frodo Baggins!"

"Frodo! nice to see you!" She said as she saw he had a similar look like the duck.

:lmao: !! Girls you're insane! And this is looking kinda like Oz!!

"What are you doing, jumping around with a duck and a fish?" Frodo said. "Um... Where are we going?" Pippin asked Flower. "I have to find my P.H.F. Latin Twin!!" "Ooooh" Both of the hobbits said. "What does P.H.F. stand for?" Frodo asked "Eeh..."

*cough*

LOL!!

"PHF stands for... Pasta Haters Fanciers... yeah" Flower said with a sigh wishing they didn't find her lie.

"Okay! I'll go with you..."

"Mr Frodo's not going anywhere without me!" A voice screamed from the bushes and Samwise amyee appeared"

(i didn't see this before!!!!!!!! :unsure: )

"Hm... i guess it's ok then" flower d.l.c. said wishing a cute hobbit will apeared from the bushes... and, as she thought so, she saw a carrot flying over her head. "wtf?!" she though...


i'm gonna stop there... i don't want to take over! :P

... "Ohh! this is my bunny's carrot!" another hobbit voice said ... Flower started thinking that it was so difficult to go with four hobbits, a duck, a fish ... and "A bunny!" yeah .. a bunny! "Who are you?" Flower asked, she with stranger didn't want to be with ...

...And then Merry jumped out of the bushes, holding a rabbit in one arm and Pippin in the other. "I heard you were a pasta hater's fancier. Well, I hate pasta! Does that mean you'll fancy me?"...

LOL!1 Cracking me up here!!


Flower looked at him with a :blink: face, she didn't expect to find a pasta hater hobbit. Then a voice came from the trees, it was a hobbit girl with a flower in her head...

"She fancies anyone who hates psta.. Consider yourself lucky"

:lmao:

"You know her?" whispered Merry in Flower o.t.S.'s ear, at the same time Frodo whispered, in her other ear "Who's that?" "You people are gonna drive me crazy!" Flower said. "Well Dorothy, this isn't Kansas anymore!" said the hobbit girl...

"yeah I know her, she is Andie. Another Pasta Hater fancier :rolleyes:" Merry looked at flower with a :huh: face and then smiled. Pippin and Frodo smiled at the new member of the Lost Twin PHF Fellowship and kept on their way with the carrots, rabbit, duck, flower and whatever...

"If we're the Pasta Haters Fancies Comunity ... can i be a dog?" Pippin told Flower and she was like what did you say? "Why a dog?" Frodo asked him while he took a carrot of Merry's rabbit. "because there's always a dog ..." Andie nodded wisely ... Pippin is so intelligent!

"Aren't you a hobbit already?" Merry asked. "Um.. Yeah, we could just forget about that..!" Pippin said, as he examined Pip (the fish) "He's kinda odd..." Andie said "He's swimming in circles" "No wait, lemme say first: WE'RE LOST!" Frodo said

But all of the sudden, the earth started to rumble as the huge giant wizarding guy Gandrag came tumbling along the road in his cart...

i looooooooved """ "No wait, lemme say first: WE'RE LOST!" Frodo said """ that part... :lmao:

"heya guys! need a ride?" gandrag said as he stopped the cart next to them. andie looked at the cart and coudn't stop herself from saying something about it. "nice wheels! i want to get a mini cooper one day"...
"whatever... yeah, sure, gandrag! but... we don't really know where to go..." flower answered and looked at everyone to see if they knew where they were going. "hey... ur a wizarding and smart and stuff, don't u know where we shoudl go to??" pippin... em, the dog, asked, still staring facinated at pip, the fish...

"Fool of a dog!!! Don't you see that Pip the fish knows the answer?" Gandrag said and everyone looked around until ANdie came close to fish and touching the bag she asked... whispering... "Do you know where we are Pip?" But nothing answered until Frodo who was next to Andie talked "He told me that we should go .... that way!" He pointed to a scary, dark, and very very creepy forest... "Are you sure that Pip told you that?" Merry asked all worried... "To the Green leaves forest you may go, and a handsome and pryssy elf prince you may find ..." Gandrag told them and suddenly he dissapeared in his car and very very fast away ...

I'm angry and sad so don't expect big thing from me...


"We're lost... We cannot go home... We won't find the way to find the PHF twin!!" Frodo said hopelessly. Sam looked at him.

"We may Mr Frodo... we may"

So the whole gang entered the Green Leaves forest, singing merrily, holding hands, jumping around (like in Oz). But once they'd entered the woods, silence fell upon them, for this place was dark and gloomy, and fear begun to grow in the hobbit's hearts, not to mention the P.H.F.s'!
"Um... Why would a prissy elf live in such a dirty place?" Pippin asked
"Er... Maybe he's not that prissy after all?" Flower tried to guess
"Or maybe he just has another definition of higene..." Frodo said
"Or maybe Gandrag's definition of prissy doesn't include that..." Andie said

Are you talking about me?

A Prissy elf appeared in the top of a tree and jumped down to the floor to see the hobbits closer.

"I'm not a diry prissy elf... I'm a classy prissy elf" he said proudly

:noangel: