Hullo again! Herre's yet another short the 1st actually or rather introduction to the Jade and Elijah saga. Enjoy!
-Cleo a.k.a Elijah's Sex Kitten

Rated-R: Profuse cursing, sexual references.

Main Squeeze: Elijah Wood

Damn!

"Motor skills back so early?" Jade, Elijah's best friend asked referring to his late night partying.

"I thought your mind didn't fully function until at least 10:30." He replied scratching at a mass of bed-matted hair.

"Oh wow you're speaking full sentences! I underestimated you." She smirked sarcastically. "So? Are we the average my head is killing me and my limbs are sore, or are you nauseated too?"

"All of the above." He clenched his eyes shut rubbing his throbbing temples.

"Aww poor baby." She said pretending to care. "Do you have any recollection of last night?"

"Should I?"

"No, not necessarily." She sets her Starbuck's coffee in the cup holder and put her keys in the ignition.

"Where you at?" He questioned falling back on the bed.

"Right now I'm the Starbucks parking lot but I'm bout to roll out why what you need?"

"Oh I dunno anything to stop this headache." He groaned.

"Okay I'll pick some up on my way back, you'll just have to grin and bare it until then I've got a schedule."

"Thanks for your sympathy."

"Sure thing." She pressed the off button in the center of her Nokia cell phone and tossed it into the backseat.

Back at the house…

"Oh hey I have an interesting story." Jade called coming in setting her things down on the dining room table and taking a seat on the couch.

"What?" Elijah answered with a sleepy yawn.

"Okay." She said taking a deep breath as she came down the steps and into the living room. "You know those two assholes I live with?" Elijah nodded accepting the package of Advil Jade had presented. "Well, I came home yesterday after class, and when I got to my room my sheets are all twisted and there's wet spots all in the bed. One of those fuckers where having sex in my bed!"

"Are you serious?" He asked her his eyes growing large. "Are you sure it wasn't you? And you didn't know like forget?" He said with a soft chuckle.

"Yes!" She exclaimed. "And then they ain't even home for me to yell at," She fell back on the couch. "I can't believe this, I'm so disgusted with them. What made me think I could live with those two losers?" She asked her self, running her fingers through her hair. "I mean I must have been crazy, we don't even get along."

"You know you're more than welcome to stay here," Elijah offered standing in front of her. "I mean if you want."

"Yeah," She responded. "I guess I could do that." She stood up. "I think I'll go chill by the pool, holla if you need anything." She opened the sliding glass door and slipped out tying up the mass of curly golden blonde hair cascading down her back as she went. "Oh hey," Jade comes back into the house leaning on the frame of the glass door. "Did you call Saryn?" He shook his head Jade sighed the image of the quirky red head from the night before appearing in her head. "What are you scared?" He grinned into his glass of Mountain Dew Live Wire his wintry coloured eyes meeting Jade's emerald ones. She walked into the kitchen taking the cordless phone from its cradle.

"Hmm." He began shaking his head with his mouth full of Mountain Dew. "No, no, no!" He tried to take the phone from her and she slipped her 5'2 frame away from him.

"Okay, okay." She announced Elijah set his glass on the counter top awaiting her response. "How bout I dial," She listed with a petite hand placed on her broad hip, and the other wrapped around the phone.

"Fine." Elijah agreed taking a seat on the sofa in the Living Room. He watched Jade from a distance as her French tipped fingers tapped against the keys of the phone. Her exposed legs crossed causing the material of her lucid black corduroy rocker skirt she'd ordered from an 'Alloy' magazine to ride up a bit. She tugged on the hem pulling it down over her shapely-bronzed legs.

"She's all yours." She walked down the steps leading to the Living Room careful not to trip on her limited edition Converse stiletto boots. She took a seat next to him throwing her legs on top of his while eagerly listening to the conversation. "What'd she say?" Jade questioned as Elijah put the phone down.

"Nothing," He replied slowly his eyes focused on the sofa's leather exterior Jade rolled her large green eyes taking the cordless which was now humming the dial tone.

"Your such I fucking pussy Lij," She stated redialing the number. "Now this time actually say hello before you hang up." Elijah sighed putting his ear to the receiver.

"You do it." Jade shook her head. "C'mon you owe me anyway."

"For what?" She retorted listening to the phone ring on the other end.

"For, all those clothes and shit you bought yesterday." Jade smiles nervously. "With my VISA."

"Um oops!" She shrugged innocently. "Okay fine." She perked up at the sound of a female voice. "Hello, this is Jade a friend of Elijah's the guy you where grinding your ass into last night?" She said smiling at Elijah.

"Jade!" He shrieked turning red.

"Yeah well, he's a really sweet guy-just a little chicken shit so um you don't mind me inviting you to the Promenade later for him right?" Elijah buried his head in his hands in embarrassment. "Oh okai, cool beans!" She clicked the phone off setting it down on the couch. "You've got yourself a date!"

"Thanks Jade." He thanked kissing her cheek.

"Aucun problème." She replied returning the favor.

Later…

"I can't believe your dragging me along with you!" Jade groaned adjusting her J-LO shades while being pulled by Elijah. "Damn isn't it enough that I got you the fucking date?" Elijah rolled his eyes.

"Don't be so dramatic, all you have to do is sit at the table across form us anyway." He replied ushering her along. "Oh shit." He cursed watching Saryn approach. "Um Saryn, this is-"

"Jade!" She exclaimed embracing the surprised blonde in a hug, Elijah paused standing awkwardly beside the two. "Oh my gosh! You are so beautiful!" Jade blushed. "I really wanted to talk to you last night at the club, but I was too shy-but now that her here I might as well tell you how bad I wanted you all along!" She surged with her hands still around Jade's arms. "Will you go out on a date with me?" Jade looked to Elijah as if she didn't know what to do.

"Damn," He muttered running a hand through his hair. "Well um, this was very-it was odd to be quite honest but hey you two have a great time!" He kissed them both on the cheek.

"Wait!" Jade called after him. "Lij!" Saryn grabbed hold of her hand and pulled her away.

"This is going to be so much fun!" Saryn surged. "We can go to the pier, and eat at Ruby's!" She rambled as Jade looked back at Elijah feeling utter hopelessness.

that was cool
:lol:
I like what Jade did to him!!
Haha!!
I cna't wait for more!!

Oh cool! U liked! But unfortunately that was the end :cry:. It was just a short u see...
-Cleo a.k.a Elijah's Sex Kitten

oh....okay...
that's cool

That was really cool, I liked it!!
jaime

Straight forward! Love this girl, heh!





p/s: Moving this too :D

Oh cool u liked! And no prob about the movin' thang, I wasn't sure if it should go herre n e way!
-Cleo a.k.a Elijah's Sex Kitten

Whoa. I'm kind of lost.

Does Saryn like Jade? As in she's like a lesbian or something? Or is Saryn going somewhere with Elijah now?

I'm so confuzzled.

Hey ya! Yeah Saryn's a lesbian and was feelin' Jade rather than poor Lij!
Bye now!
-Cleo a.k.a Elijah's Sex Kitten

*Bump*

LMAO!!!

that was hillarious!!

and not only poor Lij, but POOR JADE!!!

eep.. and Lij being such a chicken.. hehe.. it's quite funny... :lmao:

Aww thanx luv! And yes, yes the lad was a bit of a puss.
-Cleo a.k.a Elijah's Sex Kitten