Title: Things You Should Not Do While Watching Lotr
Description: Tips to avoid being assaulted by fans.
Bloomiecurse - December 11, 2003 01:39 PM (GMT)
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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, say "George Lucas could have done it better."
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians.
9. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
10. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
11. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
12. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
13. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
17. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
18. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
19. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
20. Boo everytime a member of the fellowship comes on the screen.
21. When Aragron is fighting, yell "Obi-Wan is so much better than this joke!"
22. Bring the ROTK book and a flashlight with you and groan halfway through complaining that the movie got ahead of you.
23. Sit in the back row. Just at the movie's climax, hold up your arms and make shadow puppets over Frodo's face.
24. In TTT and ROTK, ask everyone loudly where Boromir is. When someone tells you he died, start to cry and randomly shout: "Why, Boromir, why?!" for the rest of the movie.
25. When Legolas fails to shoot the Uruk down, mutter really loud "Stupid blondie!".
26. In TTT, on the battle of Helm's Deep, when the two armies face off (orcs vs. good guys), when the Orcs start to bang their weapons on the ground, start clapping and singing "We will, we ill ROCK YOU!" (boom boom clap...)
27. Stay at your seat at the end of the film. When asked to leave, reply: "No, Mr Frodo, I ain't never left the shire, and I ain't leaving it now!"
28. As ROTK credits roll, say loudly: "I can't wait for the next one."
29. Make light-sabre noises during any sword-fights.
30. When the theater worker tries to break the stub off your ticket yell at him saying "It's mine, my own, my precioussss!"
31. Ask when the novelization comes out.
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It was too much hilarious not to share it with you all gals!
:lmao: :lmao:
Ryvyan - December 11, 2003 03:30 PM (GMT)
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| 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." |
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| 14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. |
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| 16. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" |
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| 19. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. |
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| 25. When Legolas fails to shoot the Uruk down, mutter really loud "Stupid blondie!". |
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| 30. When the theater worker tries to break the stub off your ticket yell at him saying "It's mine, my own, my precioussss!" |
:D That's giving me ideas!!!
But then I'd be in the same theatre with the same people for 12 hours so... :blush: Forget it
fLower! - December 11, 2003 06:19 PM (GMT)
:lmao:
:lmao:
Soooo funny!!!!!!!!
.JuLEs. - December 11, 2003 08:12 PM (GMT)
Lol!!!!!!!!
And I mean laugh out loud. My sister thinks I'm crazy.
trufaith - December 11, 2003 11:35 PM (GMT)
im gonna try some. It will be so funny. I loved getting kicked out and getting in trouble in shops. I'm nearly 15 and still ride around in supermarket trolleys. It's fun to see how far you get around the shop without one of the workers telling you to hop out and you get some really random comments too. Some guy came past me and said "Your Lucky. You are so lucky." that was a random moment and all the little kinds say in their annoying little voices "You're in a trolley". Wait if your amercian you might not know what trolleys are, there shopping carts.
Anyway at the movie theatre near me I always get told off for ridding on the wheelchair elevator and going the wrong way on the esculators.
Tru Faith
TheMonkeyGirl - December 12, 2003 12:54 AM (GMT)
I couldn't stop laughing. There should have been a disclaimer on that because I almost spewed Coke all over my monitor.
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| 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." |
My friends and I do that at home already.
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| 26. In TTT, on the battle of Helm's Deep, when the two armies face off (orcs vs. good guys), when the Orcs start to bang their weapons on the ground, start clapping and singing "We will, we ill ROCK YOU!" (boom boom clap...) |
We do that one, too.
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| 30. When the theater worker tries to break the stub off your ticket yell at him saying "It's mine, my own, my precioussss!" |
Am definitely going to remember that one and do it on Wednesday.
Kaylee Ann - December 12, 2003 02:05 AM (GMT)
I'm going to try this one:
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| 30. When the theater worker tries to break the stub off your ticket yell at him saying "It's mine, my own, my precioussss!" |
It's predictable around here though - I'll just get a you're-so-nuts-and-i'm-just-going-to-glare-at-you... glare.
Ryvyan - December 12, 2003 10:48 AM (GMT)
I'm in the midst of practising some lines off the first two movies to annoy my friend at the LotR marathon *evil cackles* I've watched it like a few times already so some lines are still quite memorable...
Still contemplating saying "my precious" to the ticket-tearing guy... maybe I'll wear a mask and a ugly shirt and then go to the toilet to change right after it's torn off and appear normal when i appear in the theatre^^
Mena - December 12, 2003 02:49 PM (GMT)
LMAO!! that was too funny!
when TTT came out, me and my obsessed friends went to the theatre and it was full of Lotr nerds like us, and we started talking out loud like:
Mena (yelling): "what's this movie about?"
Friend (yelling) "I don't know just liked the blondie one on the trailer"
#2 Friend (always yelling) " I was told these guys have to destroy a ring...)
Lotr nerds start to glare...
Mena (yelling after 10 minutes of movie) " why the heck are they so short?"
at the middle of the movie...
Friend: "I don't get this..."
Lotr nerd from back row: "Why the F**k did not u come and see the first movie???"
Mena & friend together (yelling and widening eyes) :" WHAT??? Do you mean there was another before?????"
at the end...
Mena: "I didn't get it..."
Friend: "I did not like the end..."
Lotr pissy nerd from back row: "THERE'S A THIRD PART COMIN OUT IN JANUARY FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!!!"
Mena and Friends: "AAAAHHHH!!!!"
LMAO!!! :lalala: :lalala:
Ryvyan - December 12, 2003 04:20 PM (GMT)
*pats*
You're evil!! Hahaa!!
~*Opal_Imp*~ - December 13, 2003 03:04 AM (GMT)
[/QUOTE]Oh my gosh! My family thinks I'm crazy now, because I was laughing. dude, I'm so gonna try soem of those!!
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| 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" |
Gonna make my best friend do that. He could pull it of. XD
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| 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" |
Tempting... but I'll probably be to engrossed in the movie and forget.
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| 13. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" |
Haha, definatly, next time I watch it...
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14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
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Hehe...
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| 16. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" |
*snort*
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17. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
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I'll save that fro a boring day in school....
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| 18. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. |
That'd be a good idea if it wouldn't freak me out as much as it would anyone else...
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| 23. Sit in the back row. Just at the movie's climax, hold up your arms and make shadow puppets over Frodo's face. |
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26. In TTT, on the battle of Helm's Deep, when the two armies face off (orcs vs. good guys), when the Orcs start to bang their weapons on the ground, start clapping and singing "We will, we ill ROCK YOU!" (boom boom clap...)
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Giving me ideas is a bbaadd thing..
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| 27. Stay at your seat at the end of the film. When asked to leave, reply: "No, Mr Frodo, I ain't never left the shire, and I ain't leaving it now!" |
Heh! I like that one.
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30. When the theater worker tries to break the stub off your ticket yell at him saying "It's mine, my own, my precioussss!"
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My personal favorite.
Yay, evil ideas! lol
Did you really do that Mena?? That's hilarious! We did something similar during X2, but we didn't all see either of the LOTR movies together...
trufaith - December 13, 2003 08:22 AM (GMT)
Me and my friend Emmilee are gonna go after Xmas again to see the movie at a theatre out of town that we will most likely never go back to, somewhere like Te Awamutu. But now when I go and see it the first time i'm gonna be so tempted to say them. I'm defintly gonna stand up and sing "And I did it..... MY WAY!!"
Mena, that would of been a crack up.
Me and my friends always get told off in the movies if not by the usher, by someone eles in the theatre. It's funny. It's funny getting told off and getting kicked out of places.
Tru Faith
~*Opal_Imp*~ - December 13, 2003 08:27 AM (GMT)
Yeah, we always talk and joke during the movies. People glare at us and stuff, but oddly enough, we've never been kicked out. I've never seen anyone get kicked out, to tell the truth, even the most obnoxious people...
Huh, guess the ushers are just pansies here...
LizzieLij21 - December 13, 2003 10:52 AM (GMT)
Hey, I work at a movie theater and the customers are pretty picky when it comes to noises during the movie (at least where I work, I really don't know about any where else)
But overall I do like the list and I wonder if any one of you guys will do that to me when I rip the tickets (I'm talking about #30 on the list). I hate being on door because of that, but it's pretty funny never the less.
Lizzie
ninque elen - December 13, 2003 04:40 PM (GMT)
Lmao
It's to die for
To bad my friend won't appreciate it if I will do that....*sighs*
She only goes with me because I promised to see a shitty movie with her!
:cry:
Mena - December 13, 2003 04:56 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (ninque elen @ Dec 13 2003, 05:40 PM) |
Lmao
It's to die for
To bad my friend won't appreciate it if I will do that....*sighs*
She only goes with me because I promised to see a shitty movie with her!
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LOL! I dragged my boyfriend to see Pirates of the Caribbean and forced him to stay there and see me drooling over someone we know.... :jack: :will:
but I paid for that... had to go and watch Terminator with him.
I guess this means I love him, doesn't it? :P
Kaylee Ann - December 13, 2003 05:41 PM (GMT)
Lol... I couldn't joke around during the actual movie because I'd be too into it... If someone tried to get me to, I'd just mumble "Mmhmm".... :P
evanescent_angel1013 - December 13, 2003 07:59 PM (GMT)
LOL!!!!
I should do that!!
lol...
LithingGrint - December 13, 2003 08:07 PM (GMT)
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| I'll save that fro a boring day in school.... |
me too, lol, it will be fun to write it *superdubergrin*
trufaith - December 14, 2003 02:02 AM (GMT)
I'm gonna see the movie before Xmas then afterwards go to a movie theatre that it doesn't matter if we get banned from. But when i see it the first time I'm gonna be so tempted to say them.
Tru Faith
Mena - December 14, 2003 11:47 AM (GMT)
ghaaa!! :cry:
here it comes out on Jan 22nd!
I guess the King doesn't like Italy... :(
Frodo Lives! - December 15, 2003 04:45 AM (GMT)
Those are so funny! I'm so going to try some of them :) (okay, not really, but hey!) :lalala:
ninque elen - December 15, 2003 10:52 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mena @ Dec 13 2003, 05:56 PM) |
| QUOTE (ninque elen @ Dec 13 2003, 05:40 PM) | Lmao
It's to die for
To bad my friend won't appreciate it if I will do that....*sighs*
She only goes with me because I promised to see a shitty movie with her!
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LOL! I dragged my boyfriend to see Pirates of the Caribbean and forced him to stay there and see me drooling over someone we know.... :jack: :will:
but I paid for that... had to go and watch Terminator with him.
I guess this means I love him, doesn't it? :P
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Hehehe...I guess so
*grins*
Well I think it's cute he went with you!!
Even if you had to see Terminator with him...
blah
Elle<3 - December 18, 2003 08:01 PM (GMT)
That was simply hillarious. Really good stuff..
Cleopatra (queen of kitsch) - December 19, 2003 09:05 PM (GMT)
And I thought I was awful during a movie :laugh: (I always giggle and give comment on whatever's happening)
Nobody kicked me out yesterday (went to rotk)
although I made loads of remarks (like 'mmmh he wrote a new book' and 'euhm ok that's really impossible sweetie')
but tom didn't mind (lucky me)
and nobody said anything about it soooo I guess it was pretty ok ^_^
elfardown - December 19, 2003 11:08 PM (GMT)
:lmao: :lmao:
RUN FOREST RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my fav.!!!
Cleopatra (queen of kitsch) - December 25, 2003 12:53 PM (GMT)
has been done before:
start of rotk when legolas and aragorn come out of the forest together
'oooooooooh'
^_^
veerle said people were looked pretty weird after that ^_^
no really?
trufaith - December 29, 2003 09:53 AM (GMT)
i yelled barbaque!! It was funny. I wouldn't stop laughing. Then it didn't help when the guy jumped off the cliff on fire. I was really tempted to sing "And I did it my way!!".
I did say "awwww" at the end.
It was so funny cause there were two guys sitting behind me commenting on everything. It was so funny! When Eowyn's uncle died(i think its her uncle) and she was crying one of the guys said really loudly "pfffttt!"
Tru Faith
Cleopatra (queen of kitsch) - February 2, 2004 04:34 PM (GMT)
In the last hour of rotk you have the part where sam carries frodo, just before the ring falls into the vulcano,
At the moment that sam has frodo on his shoulders you have (for about five minutes) an excellent view of our littles hobbitses rear, try not to look at it next time you see the movie :tsk: (I can assure you once you've noticed, it's pretty hard to concentrate on the storyline :tsk: )
And important: it is legolas standing behind the other elves when the boot takes away bilbo and frodo. He's a very nasty person for not greeting the rest of the fellowship when they meet again (guess what will be in the extended edition)
TheMonkeyGirl - February 2, 2004 07:27 PM (GMT)
The blond elf behind Galadriel and Elrond is her husband Celeborn. It's not Legolas. So no rude elfses not greeting the hobbits on the dock.
Mena - February 3, 2004 02:48 PM (GMT)
:lalala:
Elrond giving Aragorn his sword...
beautiful, intense speech...
and Mena blurting out in the moment of silence:
"Mr. Anderson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
yes I did, preciousssss... and it was so cool!
Whole theatre laughed. :lmao:
Miss Cicero - November 22, 2004 08:35 PM (GMT)
aaaah, I didn't even realise you got this from my LJ, Ursi! :lol: and I think I even posted it somewhere else in this forum lately :wub:
but glad you guys like it!