Passing English
An Elijah Wood Short Story
By Katie Sheridan aka LijsSunshine06


Summary: Rebekah has an English professor that really needs to get his head out of his ass and start being fair and she’s the one to do it. On the way, she finds out a huge secret.

Disclaimer: I don’t know or own Elijah Wood…no ownership papers on him yet. I only own and know the fictional character of Rebekah McGregor. Don’t copy even if it does suck.

Author’s Note: This is my first ever NC-17 story. This includes strong sexual content and strong language. Don’t read if you’re immature and can’t handle it. I’m just trying this out, so don’t expect more. As you know already if you have paid attention, Elijah is NOT famous in this one so something new and I hope he’s not a prick in real life. His character is exactly like my US Government teacher in high school and some professors of mine whom I wanted to shoot.

I'm not good at writing sex scenes, so I tried. :lalala:


Rebekah McGregor’s jaw dropped as her English professor handed back their projects that were worth about half of their semester grades. Rebekah worked her bloody ass on it for weeks and she could hardly believe that she got a D on it.

‘This is bullshit’ she thought to herself as she looked up and gave Professor Wood a glare while his back was facing her.

“I must say I’m extremely disappointed in all of you. I expected more from college students about to be graduates and go into the real world. If you think that writing like this, will get you through the reality of the real world then you’re sadly mistaken.” Professor Wood commented as he went back to the front of the classroom.

The time went by too slowly, if you asked Rebekah who was sitting in her seat trying to keep her composure. The bell rang and then everyone stood up and gathered their things.

“Just please try and remember that the homework assignment is due next class about Arthur Miller’s novel ‘The Crucible.’” Professor Wood yelled over the talking and chattering.

The class just ignored him as usual, but Rebekah grabbed her things and slowly went down the stairs to the professor who was erasing the chalkboard.

“Professor Wood.” she said getting his attention and he smirked before turning around to face her.

“Yes Miss. McGregor? I don’t have all day.” he sighed dramatically.

Rebekah tried her best not to roll her eyes and it took a lot for her not to.

“Yes I am dreadfully very sorry Professor, but I just wanted to talk to you about my grade on the report we turned in.” she replied.

Professor Wood nodded slowly as he motioned for her to sit in a chair in front of his desk and she did slowly. He took his seat behind his desk and crossed his hands.

“Would you like to know why you did so poorly?” he asked impatiently.

“Yes I would actually. Tell me everything you did wrong. I have all day” she replied with a bit of a smirk.

He raised an eyebrow and took her report from her hands.

“Well first off, it didn’t meet the page length requirement. I wanted 8-10 pages; you only had 7.5.” he commented.

“But professor you did say 7-10, I remember you said that the first day you told us about the project.” Rebekah commented starting to pull out her notebook.

“You dare to question me Miss McGregor?” he retorted.

She kicked herself, but then also nodded.

“I even wrote it down Professor Wood, see I’ll show you.” she replied pulling out her notes and placing them in front of him. But he only shook his head and pushed them back into her hands.

“I don’t need to see your notes Miss. McGregor, now I have another class in five minutes. If you want to continue this conversation, then we will tomorrow. Have a wonderful day.” he said with a smartass smile on his face as he got up and continued to get ready.

Rebekah only shook her head and growled in anger as she stormed out of his classroom and to her apartment.

She screamed in her apartment and pulled her hair tightly making her wince in pain.Why in the hell did Professor Wood have to be a dickhead? He had something long and hard up his ass and she was determined to get it out.

Why is he like the way he is in the first place? He was a nice teacher at the beginning of the year, but things have changed. She was going to find out why and she would not leave his sight until he had told her.

***
Two days later at Rebekah’s Apartment

Rebekah was in her apartment cooking some dinner for herself. She loved to cook ever since she was forced to take a cooking class in high school. She stirred the noodles in the chili macaroni she was making and mixed in with the sauce.

The Moulin Rouge soundtrack was playing through her stereo in the living room and she was singing along to ‘Come What May’. She loved the movie and loved the music even more.

She stirred the chili macaroni and checked on the garlic bread when a loud knock was heard on her door. She sighed and placed the spoon on the counter as she wiped her hands with a towel. She then headed through the living room and without even looking, she opened the door.

Her eyes went wide as she recognized the person on the other side. She couldn’t believe this.

“Professor Wood, what are you doing here?” she asked bluntly.

Professor Wood stood on the other side looking confident as usual as he stood tall…at only five foot six.

“I’m sorry to bother you Miss. McGregor, but I told you yesterday that we would talk about your grades so here I am. Can I please come in?” he asked being nicer than yesterday, she noticed.

He was her teacher, so the part that sucked was that she had no choice. She shrugged and opened the door wider for him. He nodded as he stepped into her apartment. He glanced around as she closed the door behind him.

“Something smells good. Do you actually cook?” Professor Wood asked curiously sniffing the air.

Rebekah sighed and nodded, but then looked at him sharply. He was on her turf now, not his classroom.

“Yes I do cook Professor Wood, I have been ever since high school so could you please not insult me in my own place?” she asked and his eyes went wide.

He nodded his head in agreement.

“Not trying to start an argument, but alright if you wish Miss. McGregor.” he replied.

She nodded also as they both sat down at the dining room table.

“Would you like something to drink Professor?” she asked.

He gave her a look.

“What do you have?” he shot back.

“Water, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, Milk and also beer. Yes I am over 21 years of age” she replied and he winced a bit.

“Pepsi is fine thanks.” he said and she went back into the kitchen and then handed him one.

“So what are you cooking Miss. McGregor?” he asked curiously.

“Chili Macaroni and garlic bread, I shouldn’t be asking you this, but would you like to stay and have dinner with me?” she asked.

His eyes went wide at the question, he knew he shouldn’t. She was his student…fuck what was he going to do? He knew it; he knew it ever since he knocked on her door.

“I suppose so, I haven’t had dinner and I am hungry so sure why not.” he replied.

Rebekah rolled her eyes as her back was towards him while taking the garlic bread out of the oven.

“Maybe this can get me extra credit.” she muttered as she got the plates ready and brought it to the dining room table. They soon began to eat and they barely spoke during dinner.

***
After the kitchen and dining room table were cleaned and the dishes were in the dishwasher, Rebekah finally decided to break the ice.

“Professor, I have a question.” she asked and he nodded for her to continue.

She sighed as she sat down on the couch in front of him. She glanced directly into his big blue eyes and then looked away.

“Why do you act the way you do?” she asked.

His eyebrows went to his forehead.

“What do you mean?” he asked.

“Just what I said Professor. You barely give anyone chances anymore. I use to really enjoy your class and now I can’t stand it. You’re rude to people and I’m sorry if you think I’m being too honest, but you’re being a real jerk. You didn’t act this way the beginning of the year and now you’re a completely different man. I want the nice and funny Professor Wood back.” Rebekah replied looking at him dead in the face.

He sighed again, but this one wasn’t dramatic…it was full of sorrow and angst.

“You wouldn’t understand Rebekah.” he replied using her first name.

“Then make me Professor Wood, I want to know the reason why I worked my butt off on this paper and you gave me a D on it.” she pointed out.

“The length thing wasn’t that important. The important thing that you have to understand about writing is that words have power. You have to use a word in the right way in order for people to understand fully on what you’re saying. The content and the research was good, but the report itself isn’t what I wanted when it come down to the words and phrases. It may sound dumb and stupid now, but when you get a job and begin writing things for them, then you will understand.” he explained.

“But what made you so mean and cruel? You didn’t answer my question” she asked.

“Can I sit down?” he asked and she nodded reluctantly. He slowly made his way over to her couch and sat down next to her, but also kept some distance.

“The person who I loved very much died over Christmas Break and I never said that I loved her or goodbye. I grew up without much of a father figure and my mother raised me and my siblings until we all went in separate directions. I stayed here to stay close to her and one day she met another guy and told us that she was going to marry him. But to make a long story short, he abused her and I found out. I confronted her and told her that if she continued to stay with this man, then I would never talk to her again. She refused to acknowledge the fact that she was being treated like crap and that they both loved one another. I regret doing that because she always was there for me and was until she died. I never gave her the chance though. I never said I was sorry and now it’s too late. I just became bitter and a real jerk. I’m sorry, I really am sorry Rebekah.” he replied telling her the exact truth.

Rebekah could feel the tears that were fighting with her. She wiped her eyes away quickly and wasn’t sure of what to do.

“I’m so sorry Professor”. she said softly.

He only shook his head and then placed his head in his hands.

“Don’t be apologetic Miss. McGregor, it wasn’t your fault. Now you know I really would appreciate it if you didn’t tell anyone.” he said and she nodded.

“I won’t tell anyone.” she replied.

He looked at her and smiled full with gratitude.

“Thank you, I bet it’s really embarrassing to have your teacher at your place. I know I’d be embarrassed.” he said with a small laugh.

She only chuckled and shrugged.

“Just a bit, but no one will know so don’t worry.” she replied.

He only nodded as he got up and stretched.

“Well thank you again for that dinner, it was very good. I’m just going to go back to my house and see if my roommate is destroying it or not.” he said and she laughed.

“Okay then, thank you for being honest Professor Wood. I’ll see you in class tomorrow.” she replied and he nodded.

She opened the door and he stood in the walkway not sure of what to do next. They shook hands and then he leaned in to kiss her check, but she moved her head and his lips got caught on her soft ones.

Rebekah gasped as she felt his wet lips against hers and him pulling her closer to him. He ran his hands up and down her body licking her bottom lip with his tongue. She pulled him back into the apartment and closed the door behind him. She backed him against the door and attacked his lips again. He moaned as he wrapped his arms around her small waist and pulled her closer to him.

“Rebekah.” he moaned out loud as she ran her hands up and down his chest making him shiver at her touch.

“Professor.” she moaned, but he covered her lips with his.

“Elijah, call me Elijah.” he corrected her and she nodded against his lips. She pulled away and ran her tongue up over his face and up to his ear. She could still hear his breaths coming in short.

“Elijah.” she moaned softly into his ear licking it slowly as he growled and picked her up in his arms. She squealed and wrapped her arms around his neck.

“Where’s your room baby?” he growled into her neck.

She then hopped down from his arms, grabbed his hands and led her back to her bedroom slowly. Before they entered her neat and clean bedroom, he grabbed her arm and held it gently in his hand.

“Are you sure Rebekah? We don’t have to do this.” Elijah asked, but was met by her lips covering his.

“Yes I am sure.” she whispered as they began to undress one another while walking over to her bed.

Elijah moaned in delight as his jacket fell off and her lips began attacking his neck. He threw his head back for better access as his hands found her round lively breasts and gently squeezed them causing her to moan in pleasure. She pulled away as he picked her up and slowly laid her on top of her blankets with him on top. He kissed her mouth hungrily as both of their tongues met in battle.

Elijah slowly moved down and unbuttoned every button on her blouse kissing every part of skin that came unleashed to him. He soon then removed the blouse and bit through her black lace bra at her nipples making her gasp in surprise.

He then found her hand roaming around his chest and squeezing his small nipples making him also gasping as his hands made their way around to her back and unhooked her bra. He threw it on the floor and licked at his lips before slowly leaning down and taking her breast in his mouth sucking and biting on the nipple.

Rebekah moaned and ran her hands through his long brown hair arching her hips up against his cock making him groan against her breast.

He gave her a small evil grin and said “Not yet.” before moving to the other nipple and began his way with her while his fingers continued rubbing and pleasuring her nipple.

Rebekah knew she couldn’t hold out for much longer. Sure it had been a long time since she had ever had sex, but this was different.
Elijah was different and to be honest, she wasn’t sure why.

But then again, he was her professor!! Shit, he could get in HUGE trouble if anyone found out. Holy shit, what was she going to do?
Her thoughts were soon interrupted by the movement of her jeans sliding down her soft and smooth legs. All that was left was his pants and her panties.

Elijah licked his lips eagerly as he leaned his head down and once again began worshiping her neck. His hands pulled down her panties as she struggled to pull his pants down.

He then lifted up a little bit so he could help her. She kissed him passionately and he immediately responded back forcing his tongue to the back of her throat claiming her hot mouth.

If he wasn’t careful, he knew he wouldn’t be able to handle it anymore. He never knew sex could be so meaningful. He glanced down at her and felt a twitch in his chest. This was going to be more than a one night thing, this was way more.

Before he could register what was going on now, he realized that his pants and boxers have been shoved off and now on the floor where the rest of their discarded clothes were.

“You ready sweetheart?” he asked softly and she nodded slowly in response.

Elijah then arched back and entered her gracefully and deep, making her cry out in surprise.

“Are you okay?” he asked immediately ready to pull out, but she pushed herself onto him.

“Yeah I’m fine, but Elijah?” she replied trying to keep her composure.

“Yes?” he asked hoarsely, finding it hard to find his voice.

“Shut up.” she replied as she arched her hips up beginning a rhythm that made Elijah groan in pleasure. She was driving him insane!

“Oh God Rebekah!” he exclaimed as they began to move together in the same rhythm. It was as if they could predict what the other one was thinking.

She wrapped her arms around his neck and ran her nails down his back and stopped on his smooth ass. She gently squeezed it, nearly causing him to jump up in surprise.

They continued to rock against one another while trying to be slow and romantic, but Elijah knew that was out of the picture when Rebekah cried out in pleasure as she came all over his hard dick.

He ran his hands across her face and held it while he leaned down and kissed her softly on the lips as he continued to rock against her. He knew he was going to fall apart anytime soon. He couldn’t hold out much longer.

“Oh shit baby, I’m going to cum…holy crap!” Elijah moaned loudly as he climaxed in her causing sweat to come rolling down his face and damp cheeks. His breathes came in short and he glanced down at the beautiful woman who was smiling at him.

He leaned down and kissed her softly on the lips and immediately felt her kissing him back. They soon fell asleep in one another’s arms forgetting that the real world was even there.

***
Two Weeks Later…

“I have asked everyone for your reports back for a very good reason, I assure you all.” Professor Wood announced to the class as he passed out back midterm reports.

“I realized, with some help that I was not being fair at all and I apologize for that. So I have regraded all of your reports and I am positive everyone will be much happier than before.” he said as he passed Rebekah’s desk.

She glanced up and took her newly graded paper that read A. She had worked hard for that, not just because she had slept and also began dating her English professor.

“Class dismissed, see you all later at the bar.” he said making everyone laugh as they left the room satisfied. Rebekah slowly grabbed her stuff and made her way to Professor Wood’s office when the room was empty. She tapped on the already opened door and he turned around and smiled.

“Professor Wood, I would like to discuss my paper.” she said in all seriousness.

Elijah only grinned and pointed to the chair next to his desk.

“Sit down Miss. McGregor, now what can I help you with?” he asked full of curiosity.

“This.” she replied before grabbing his tie and kissing him deeply on the lips. He immediately kissed her back and then held her in his arms.

They pulled away from one another and he kissed her once more softly.

“But in all seriousness, I’m having trouble with my ‘The Crucible’ paper and I want to make sure I don’t get a D again.” Rebekah said and he nodded...

“Well Miss. McGregor, if you need that help, how about if I come over tonight and help you with certain topics and maybe have hot mind-blowing sex later?” he suggested and she grinned evilly as she rose up from the chair. She gave him one last deep kiss and then pulled away as she left his office.

“And that Professor Wood, is how I pass English” she declared as she disappeared from his classroom and to her apartment where she would be waiting for him.

*~The End*~

Scandalous!

Tsk tsk. What if someone find out? :huh: But, I suppose "hot, mind-blowing sex" makes up for that? Sounds nice... lol!

I loved it. Your descriptions made me giggle. My favorite part of these sort of stories is when they describe the breasts... lively, alluring... haha. Personification at its finest there. ;)

So, I think you did a just-fine job, babe! Geez, but they move FAST!!! I was like... woa! Intercept a cheek-kiss with your lips and you end up banging your hot English teacher continuously? Niiiice... :tsk:

:heartbeat:
Samma

Dang...my computer just ate my reply. <_<

Anyhow, what I basically said was that I agree with Sam...scandalous!

But, in such a good way!!! Squee!

For your first attempt at sexy stuff, this was AMAZING! So very hot and sexy plus smutty! I loved it! The image of Lij all English professor dressed and sad and repressed was so awesome! I'm glad Rebekah was able to make him happy again.

This was a very good shortie! I'd love to read more like it some time in the future. :tsk: