Hey guys. This is kind of like what everyone can join in on, It's like a newspaper in a way, playing with the medium of the newspaper. Charles Dickens would dramatise his work and write episodically for newpapers, so this is kind of like your chance to do the same.
Put your opinion collumns, horoscopes, personals, serial stories, anything you can think of here, it can be from your prespective or your characters, as long as it's creative, passionate, honest or funny.

I'm going to post weekly a horoscope epic, inspired by 'starlite' from the 'goodweekend' section of the Sydney Morning Herald, a parody horosccope tyhat comes out once a week and is really, really really funny. This is like this but more continual and story based, telling in epic detail what will happen to you in the proceeding weeks.

I'll give you all a NC 17 to play around with, and you can use characters that are not your own but you can disclaim them if you like.

Ooh, fabulous idea, my friend! I'll get those wheels turning in my brain and see if I can think of something to add to this for you soon. ^_^

(ARIES: On this Hans Christian Andersen's B'day, you will be impaled by sharp splintery wooden spikes. However Mars' retrograde indicates you do having coming)



(TAURUS: My, aren't we looking heroic today. ready to slay those Aries folks and sweep Lord or Lady Aquarian Damsel in Distress off their feet. No time to be timid, the cops with never find out...)



(GEMINI: Today you find out that the reason you are a Gemini is because you have an evil twin who wants to polute. You mull this over a cup of organic tea. You know looting and poluting is not the way...)



(CANCER: You will set off on your quest to challenge your mentor, who has turned evil, to a duel to the death. Lucky Muffin: Vanilla and Blueberry sprinkled with Allspice)



(LEO: Sweetheart, you're a lion, and the only thing to do with that shy little so and so who keeps giving you those wide eyes glances is to POUNCE! Just make sure the rest of their herd isn't watching first...)



(VIRGO: here you are doing your damsel in distress thing, tied to the train tracks, but Taurus is distracted with that scary Aquaria from across the way. Oh well, at least you brought a jumper, it's cold.)

(LIBRA: You contemplate the big questions like, should you really be carrying a sword while blindfolded, Lady Justice or not? and why are you named after a brand of women's sanitary products?)



(SCORPIO: Suddenly everyone things just because you saved everyone from that freak mummy incident that you have all the answers to everything. Lucky hide and seek hideout: The Closet (do not lock))



(SAGITTARIUS: How many times must you tell them, you don't want a goddam contract. You use a little of your patented archery skills to stave them off but for how long?)



(CAPRICORN: You join a small scale production of the HMS Pinafore. Well done, but remember, Goats eat flowers, goats eat fruits, small scale PInafores...)



(AQUARIUS: Look at you today, all sweetness and light. Don't worry, maybe I'm not fooled, but they don't suspect a thing. It will be all ours, mwahahahahaahahahahaha. Venus' movements indicate your hair will be nice and springy by the tim ethe earth is ours.)



(PIECES: Nudity will set you free this week, as will riding a clam, and being the centre of attention. Don't worry, Mrs Fitzsimons your Maths teacher is just jealous.)

lol nice work mate. But I get the feling the one for saggie was just a little directed lol.