Title: My Sister’s Big Fat Irish Wedding

Rating: PG-13 to maybe the thin line of R: for sexual content and language and etc.

Plot: Elizabeth Shameson grew up in a large Irish Catholic family. When her younger sister, Katherine is getting married in the Bahamas in the Caribbean, it’s a whole extended family affair. Elizabeth, her crazy family, and some of her friends find more than they expected on this trip, each other and love.

Cast List:
Elizabeth Shameson- Me (Middle child, 24) Actress in NYC theater companies
Elijah Shameson- Elijah Wood (Twin Brother, 24) Actor in NYC TV shows and theaters, also plays guitar. Trying to get his own record company
Christian Shameson- Christian Bale (Eldest, 28) TV reporter for Chicago Daily
Christian’s Wife and family sister-in-law- Julianna Larson (~Jewelz~)writer for Chicago Daily (age 26)
Katherine Shameson-*bunny* (Youngest, 22) Fashion Weekly magazine editor
Ewan McGregor- himself, Katherine’s fiancé. Singer and writer in L.A.
Alexandria “Lexi” Landers- Allison Lippert (4everelijah) Elizabeth’s best friend, Writer for Fashion Weekly magazine located in NYC
Kate Saunders- Kate Sorgenfrie (Ibdasecretary) Elizabeth’s best friend, Model in NYC
Amber Wolfe- Herself (Ambrosia) Elizabeth’s best friend, Pharmacist
Orlando Bloom- Himself, local actor and waiter in the Bahamas
Dominic Monaghan- Himself, works at a music store and plays guitar in local band
Billy Boyd- Himself, works as a newspaper reporter and photographer
Cousin Eric Nightly- Gerard Butler (Age 30) Drama teacher in Mayburry, Minnesota Elementary school
Eric’s fiancé- Andie Coppola (White Andie) Marketing executive for music company (age 25)
Cousin Matthew Nightly- Matthew Fox (Age 28) Doctor in Mayburry Hospital
Matt’s girlfriend-Fiona Ni Dhomhnail (Felonz) Photographer (age 23)
Cousin Johnny Shameson- Johnny Depp (Age 27)Local actor in Mayburry and trying to get to L.A.
Johnny’s girlfriend- Rosalie Ryan (Jamie Girl) Actress in NYC with Elizabeth (age 24)
Cousin Hugh Shameson- Hugh Dancy (Age 26) Painter and Photographer living in Mayburry.
Hugh’s girlfriend- Antigone aka Anti Rovakis (Airefeaiel) Journalist (age 24)



Chapter 1~ Elizabeth (Friday May 7th, 2006)

“We’re so pulling a Home Alone here! RUN!” I yelled as me, my twin brother Elijah, and my best friend Alexandria aka Lexi ran through JFK airport after just dropping our checked bags off. Our flight was leaving in 30 minutes and we had to run like Hell so my parents wouldn’t be pissed at us being late.

“We’re pulling a Home Alone except we have less people running with us, but we will have more once we reach the plane!” Elijah yelled as we pushed past a couple of kids as we ran by.

“How many relatives do you have?!” Lexi asked.

“Over 100. 27 aunts and uncles, each with at least 3 to 4 kids each and all of their kids are either married with 2 kids, engaged, or dating. Both of our parents had 6 other brothers and sisters.” I said as I held onto my messenger bag that kept falling.

“Over 100?!!?” Lexi yelled as she stopped shocked and dropped her messenger bag.

“LEXI!” Elijah and I yelled stopping for a second and turning to her.

“Sorry.” She said picking her bag up and we started running again.

“Yes, we have over 100 relatives.” Elijah said.

“But that’s because we are a very big Irish-Catholic family.” I said as we started to pick up our running pace.

“I’m Irish-Catholic too but my family isn’t that big!” Lexi yelled as she picked up the pace with us.

The reason we were running was to catch a plane to the Bahamas for my younger sister Katherine’s and my wedding. It was our version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding, except we were Irish and it was two weddings. We had our whole family and my few friends just filling up one plane. See this all started when my sister got engaged last Thanksgiving and she came home at Christmas to tell us and we were all happy. I soon followed suit getting engaged on my birthday in January. My parents were at first planning on having the wedding small and just our family and the groom’s family and some of our friends in our local Mayburry (our hometown), Minnesota Catholic Church and the reception in our backyard. We were going to do this for both of our weddings, hers was in June, mine was in May.

But no, that all changed when the Ewan's, aka Katherine's groom, side of the family, which was just as big as ours decided to shell out some cash and then my side of the family decided to shell out a good amount of cash too, so the lovebirds could have their romantic beach wedding. Then my parents got the idea to make it a double wedding in June, Katherine gets marreid the day before my wedding. The guest list for this wedding the last time I checked 2 months ago was close to 500 people and I’m sure it has grown some more. Since both of our family and both of the groom’s family is big and Katherine and Ewan and my groom Joe, decided to invite every friend they had since Elementary school! So, this was going to be a very big, noisy, and long vacation. Oh, and the cherry on top of this whole trip of craziness was the wedding wasn’t for another month! We were going to the Caribbean a whole month early! And when I saw we, I mean WE, the whole family on both sides of the wedding party, friends, and more!

We finally reached the gate and came to a screeching halt in front of my parents.

“You’re late.” Mom and dad said sternly in unison.

“Sorry.” Elijah and I said in unison.

“Why are you late?” Mom asked with her hands on her hips.

Elijah and I looked at each other. We couldn’t tell her the real reason we were late, she would be really pissed.

“Alarm clock didn’t go off and Elijah was staying with me this week, remember mom.” I said covering up our real reason. The real reason we were late was because we saw a video game and DVD one day sale at “Entertainment Central”, plus they were giving away free ice cream! Who can’t resist free ice cream?

“Fine, but you two need to take more responsibility. Hello, Lexi sweetie.” Mom said to me and Elijah and then turning on her charm when she saw Lexi.

“Hello Mrs. Shameson.” She said smiling and then my mom walked off with dad to go help Grandma and Grandpa Nightly, my mom’s parents.

“That was close.” Elijah said to me and then all 3 of us collapsed in some chairs and dropped our messenger bags. I decided to pull my shoulder length dark brown hair back now that my neck was sweaty from running and I noticed next to me that Elijah’s blue eyes began to close shut in a little cat nap before the flight and Lexi pushed her long shoulder length light brown hair behind her ears and put her MP3 player headphones in waiting for the flight.

“Elizabeth! There you are.” Kate said running over to me with her blonde hair bouncing in it’s ponytail and her green eyes sparkling with excitement when she saw me.

“Kate, you came! Great, that’s two down. The only person we’re missing now is Amber and our gang shall be complete, well except for my family.” I said standing up and hugging my friend Kate. She had been living in L.A. for the last couple of weeks for work and I noticed some paparazzi following behind her when she came in and then running off once they got pictures of her hugging me. Kate then hugged Lexi and then I heard a noise that made me shiver.

“LIZZIE!” I heard 2 voices yell from across the room and Elijah sat up.

“Oh shit.” I said under my breath.

“What?” Lexi and Kate said looking at me.

“Run Liz, run for your life!” Elijah said sarcastically.

“LIZZIE!!” I heard them yell again and the next thing I knew I was rugby tackled to the ground by my two cousins Hugh and Johnny.

“AHHHHH!!” I screamed as I was tackled to the ground into a hug by the 2 guys.

“Lizzie! We’ve missed you!” Hugh said. He and Johnny were brothers and two of my favorite cousins on my dad’s side of the family.

“Guys, you know how I hate to be called Lizzie. And please get off me I can’t breathe!” I yelled and they jumped up and helped me off the ground, “Thanks.” I said getting up. We stood there for a moment and then I attacked them in a hug, “I’ve missed you guys. Even though you are annoying.” I said as I hugged them.

“But that’s why you love us, because we are annoying but so irresistible.” Johnny said as they pulled away and then he and Hugh noticed Elijah and tackled him into a hug.

“LIJ!!!” They yelled.

“Johnny! Hugh!” He said jumping up and into a group hug with the guys. I laughed at them while they did their little secret handshake and Kate and Lexi looked on scared and confused.

“Well, isn’t this touching?” I heard someone say behind me and I turned around to see my other brother.

“Christian!” I yelled as I attacked him into a hug. I saw his newlywed wife Julianna, walking over to us as I hugged him. Christian, luckily got married last year in a small wedding in Mayburry. Thank God for his stubbornness like me!

“How’s everything Liz?” He asked as he pulled away and Julianna came over.

“Good, you?” I asked looking at him and Julianna holding hands.

“Great.” He said smiling at his wife and she smiled back and he lightly kissed her on the lips.

“CHRIS!!” Hugh, Johnny, and Elijah yelled and they then tackled Chris into a group hug and then they hugged Julianna.

“I’m beginning to regret saying I’d come on this trip.” Lexi said and Kate laughed at her.

“The only reason you came on this trip was to be with my newly single twin.” I said grinning at her.

“Am not. I like weddings and the Bahamas.” Lexi said as her eye twitched and her eye only twitches when she is lying.

“Right.” I said and then I noticed the rest of the family showed up. The Shameson side and the Nightly side.

“Should we run?” Hugh asked.

“Yeah, but one should stay.” Chris said.

“I vote Elizabeth. All in favor of Elizabeth staying run away.” Johnny said and him and the rest left dragging Lexi, Kate, and Julianna along. I turned around to see the traitors gone and then I was bombarded.

“Oh, look there’s Elizabeth!” My aunt Sharon yelled and then everyone came over to me and began hugging, kissing, pinching, and asking the evil question, “So are you excited about getting married?” After about 10 minutes of this torture I told them all that I had to use the bathroom and I left toward that area. As soon as I turned the corner toward the bathrooms I found the traitors standing there.

“Hi Lizzie.” Hugh said smirking.

“YOU BOYS ARE SO DEAD!” I yelled and then I took my converse tennis shoe off and chased Hugh, Johnny, Chris, and Elijah around our gate area.

“ELIZABETH ANN MARIE SHAMESON!! ELIJAH JORDAN SHAMESON!! CHRISTIAN JAMES SHAMESON!! HUGH FRANCIS SHAMESON!! AND JOHNATHAN DAVID SHAMESON!!” Mom yelled and we froze dead in our tracks.

“Get over here and act your ages!” Dad yelled and we walked over to them.

“Hugh, Johnny, your mother will take care of you.” Mom said and she led them over to Aunt Mary.

“You 3 need to act your ages since you are the eldest in our family.” Dad said.

“Actually, Grandpa Shameson is the eldest.” Elijah said and Dad glared at him and he pursed his lips together in embarrassment at his joke, “Sorry.” He mumbled.

“You 3 need to act responsible in front of your younger cousins and respectful in front of the whole family. Christian, you are married, so don’t act like you students that you teach. Elijah, you need to act your age if you want to get anywhere as an actor or in the music business. And Elizabeth, you are the Maid of honor and you also need to act your age if you want to get anywhere in the acting business. You 3 need to defiantly behave in front of the family on this vacation, got it?” Dad said sternly.

“Yes, sir.” We all 3 said in unison and then he walked away and I took the opportunity to hit Chris and Elijah upside the head with my shoe.

“OWWW!” They both said at the same time.

“Paybacks a pain in the ass ain’t it?” I said grinning and I went to go sit with Lexi, Kate, and Julianna as we waited for the plane and Amber to arrive and a few other people to show up.

“This is going to be a long vacation.” I said to myself as I put my Maroon 5 CD in my CD player and relaxed for a little bit before the very long flight.

A/N: this is for everyone to get a taste of what the story is like and please leave replies. I probably won't have the 2nd chapter up for awhile and Jamie Girl is working on the banners for me. Ok guys, leave replies. :hug:
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~Kit-Kat~

YAY!!! You posted! I wasn't expecting it this soon, but this makes it all better!

hehe...I liked that part. Way to go, O Mature One. :neene: lol.

[whisper]When do I make my debut?[/whisper]

*gasp* Who said that? *looks around* I hear voices as if from nowhere!!! lol. Yes, I know, I'm not mature either. :blush: Then again, who really is? :tease

Ooh, I like! lol I think it's gonna be CHAOS, and I love that!! :lol: I really like the characters so far too, and I'm a big fan of the humour. Can't wait for more, and the banners are on their way! :)

Jaime

ahahaha His middle name is Francis *dies laughing* This is awesome! such a rowdy family! Post more soon!

:heartbeat: Pat

Ah, sounds like a very big family. :blink: I bet it's going to be a huge adventure to have all of them together on this trip. Hmph, Relatives...nuff said. :lol:

The first chapter is up!! Yay!! :)
I really liked it, it's hilarious. 500 guests!!! This sounds like it's going to be fun... especially with family members like this!! :laugh:
Can't wait for the banners and the next chapter!!

omg...so cool!!! i loved it....cant wait for more....

kate

Hey, you guys left me such nice reviews!

I am so glad you liked it Kate and I hope you enjoyed your entrance. I thought you would find it interesting. Keep reading and replying.

I'm so glad you like it bunny! Your entrance is in the next chapter and it is going to be a funny one. I am losely basing the family memebers off of my family, they are pretty crazy like that.

It is definatly going to be a huge adventure full of laughs, tears, and smiles, and of course romance. I am glad you like it Amber. Your entrance is also next chapter.

Yes, his middle name is Francis. *laughs too* I thought it would be funny. I am glad you like it and there will be more soon.

I am so gald you like it Jamie! It is going to be alot of chaos and I am gald you like the characters. I also like humor and I love writing humor.

I agree nobody is really mature in life. I am glad you liked that part and I am glad you like the story. Don't worry you will be introduced probably in chapter 3 maybe chapter 2.

Ok thanks again eveyrone for replying I will have chapter 2 up as soon as I can, probably by next week. Don't worry all the characters should be intorduced by chapter 2 and 3 maybe parts of 4. Cya later girls.
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~Kit-Kat~

*tip-toes in* Allo, I'm reading! :D

Wahhhh!!! *hides from taggle attack by Hugh and Johnny*-

Wait a second *cheeky grin-... Just kidding! *hugs Christian to prove her devotion*...*rofl*

Cute story so far- quite amusing. I can't wait for more :-) (and banners, bwah haha :D). Tchao!

(ps. Is it just my computer, or are the codes for size and colour all screwy??)

is it just me or is this wedding gonna be crazy because of all that family? plus all the love lines...WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW CRAZY CHART!! lol ok well must go do h/w... ~Alli

ALLI!! *rugby tackles into a hug* :hug: You read my story!! Where were you today anyway? Just curious and We definatly need to make a crazy chart. :tehee: Like the old days. *Sigh and hums tune of its gonna be me* *clears throat* That was not me. I do not secretly still like NSYNC :meh: . Anyways, update very soon and yes it is goining to get crazy.

Jules! :hug: You had time to come in and join our madness. I am glad you are liking the story and I don't know about the color thing, maybe it is just your computer. Ok, update this weekend I promise everyone!
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~Kit-Kat~

Hey, what a great start. I love the big family aspect of this fic, it's going to make for a very intriguing storyline. I love how everyone is related except for Lexi, who's going to be stuck in this madness of a wedding.

So when does Ewan step into the picture? I always enjoy him in stories; I will especially in this one, since he's playing himself!

Please post another chapter soon!
:love: Sarah

p.s. Yay Irish people...the accents are sooo hot!

Sorry I've come so late! That was awesome. ^_^

:lmao: <---that's what I really really wanted to do.

So, this new chapter is coming...when exactly? :tsk:

:heartbeat:
Samma

Here's an update everyone! YAY! :yahoo



Chapter 2 ~Elizabeth (still Friday)

"LIZ!!" I heard someone scream and I opened my eyes and saw Amber running twoards me, "Sorry I am running late." She said.

"Amber you ruined my Marron 5 zen time!" I said. I always took time in the days when I was stressed out to ahve zen time with my Maroon 5 CD or my Josh Groban CDs they either a) calm me down (Josh Groban zen) or b.) let me get myself loosened up or get frustrations out (Maroon 5 zen).

"Are you that stressed out?" Amber asked.

"Have you looked around this area yet? This whole area is my whole family!" I said and Amber looked around and I watched her eyes grow wide.

"This is all of your family?" She asked shocked.

"Yup. Including girlfriends/boyfriends or husbands/wives of cousins, aunts, and uncles plus each of their kids and our Grandparents on both sides of the family." Elijah said.

"Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you had a big family." Amber said and just then a voice came over the speakers.

"Flight 148 from JFK to the Bahammas is now boarding." the voice said and everyone rushed to the gate.

I had luckily Elijah in front of me and Lexi, Kate, and Amber behind me. We got on the plane and I took the window seat, Lexi took the middle seat, and Elijah took the aisle seat. Amber, Kate, and my cousin Suzie's daughter Belle were behind us. As we sat down Belle started kicking the back of my seat and I decided I would wait patiently and see if she'd stop.......nope.

"Hi Belle." I said turning around in my seat to look at her and I smiled sweetly.

"Hi Liz!" she said smiling. She was an adorable 5 year old, at times.

"Sweetie, this is going to be a long flight. So, can you please not kick, hit, or puch on my seat in front of you, ok?" I said.

"Ok." She said in her cute little vocie and smiled brightly up at me.

"Thank you." I said and I turned around and sat back down and was about to put Marroon 5 back on when.......

"ELIZABETH!!" Katherine called coming down the aisle.

"Yes, Katie?" I said standing up so she could see me.

"I need you, come with me." She siad grabbing my hand and dragging me away from my seat over Lexi and Elijah. I dropped my CD player in the seat as she dragged me hoping to God that it didn't break.

"Why are you freaking out?" I asked as she dragged me to the very back where the bathroms were and she pushed me in one.

"Wait here." She said and she left me in the bathroom. Soon she came back and stuffed her dress bag in the door.

"Why in the world are you giving me your wedding gown?!" I asked confused.

"You are my size and mom wants to check the dress to make sure there are no rips, tears, popped seams, etc. in it." Katie said.

"She's doing this now?! 20 minutes before we take off?! And why can't you wear it?" I said trying to give the bag back to her. She brushed a piece of her lightly curled dark brown hair out of her green eyes and sighed.

"I can't becuase Ewan and the whole family can't see me in the wedding gown but they can see you. I'm the bride! Wait, rewind and freeze that, you are the bride too, but your future in-laws aren't on the flight so you can wear the wedding gown, So put it on." Katie said and she shut the door on me.

I locked the door confused with my sister and my mother's actions and changed out of my dark jeans and vintage Rolling Stones concert tee into the white strapless a-line gown with a side split and beaded cluster wedding dress. I turned around to fix my hair, which I had curled that day and I took it out of the ponytail and gasped. I looked just like Julia Roberts at the end of Runaway Bride, well almost, and the gown was goregous on me and thats something when I think that! I walked out carrying my other clothes.

"Wow, Liz you look great. Now, leave your clothes in there with the bag, Jules is gonna watch the door so no one goes in there." Katie said and then we wlkaed all the way up to first class to see mother. As we walked by everyone they had their jaws dropped, smiling, or whipering to each other about me wearing the gown

"It's not my gown so stop whispering thinking its mine everybody." i said to everyone glairing and finally we reached first class.

"Oh, Elizabeth you look beautiful in that gown. Well, we should've just recycled gowns to save money." Mom said and I rolled my eyes.

"Mom, no offense of anything but I'm not going to be like you wearing aunt Kara's gown in your wedding, I have my own gown. Now lets inspect the dress before the plane takes off." I said and mom began inspecting. My sister went to go fix something on her bag when Ewan came over to me and my back was turned to him as mom inspected the dress.

"Darling you know the groom isn't supposed to see the bride in her dress before the wedding." Ewan whispered in my ear as he carressed my neck. He thought I was Katie and I had to stifle laughter. My mom looked up at the scene and snorted trying to hold in laughter.

"Well, your not looking at your bride, your looking at her sister." I said and turned around to see Ewan's shocked and blushing face.

"Elizabeth?! I am so sorry I-why are you wearing Katherine's dress?" he asked blushing a deep red.

"Mom's checking to make sure ther is nothing wrong with the dress and since no one can see the bride in the dress, even though I am the other bride, I was next in line. Sorry we fooled you." I said laughing at Ewan's face and his blue eyes glancing around nervously.

"Everything alright?" Katie asked coming over.

"Perfect. The dress is perfect." Mom said.

"Great. Ewan, why are you red in the face?" Katie asked after she kissed Ewan on the lips.

"Nothing." Ewan said and I went off to change.

"Hey runaway bride!" Chris yelled as I ran by his seat.

"Shut it!" I yelled back and I thanked Jules once I got to the bathroom for watching it and I cahnged and came back out running into...."Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, hey Roslaie! I thought I you started working on your new show and couldn't make it?" I asked my friend Rosalie Ryan, who also was an actress on Broadway like me. She just happend to be dating my cousin Johnny and we had starred in shows together our last one was WICKED. I was Glinda and she was Elphaba, but she got a new gig after about 6 months of working and I got the part as Elphba.

"No, they let me have the next month off so I could come to the wedding and also be in my own wedding. So, how've you been. I haven't seen you in 3 weeks since I left WICKED. So they let you have the month off?" Rosalie asked.

"Yeah, Jessi my understudy is taking over this month and I am ok even thouhg Joe and I had that-" I said.

"Oh, right I forgot about that. I'm really sorry about that. But my director let me have the month off for 'Family Affairs', even though I am not really apart of the family. By the way, where is Joe?" Rosalie said and I laughed.

"Well, you're dating my cousin and in this family, you're pratically family. And Joe won't be here until the week before the wedding because of work and the director of WICKED wouldn't let his 2 main characters be out for rehearasal. Well, I've got to go return this to my sister. I'll cya when we land. Bye." I said.

"Bye." Rosalie said smiling and I returned the dress to my sister and then went back to my seat and my Maroon 5 CD. I sighed as I put I listened to the music getting rid of my thoughts I had about Joe earlier, because he is my fiance and I should't have wrong thoughts about him and realaxed as the plane took off for the Bahammas.

A/N:There is an update and banners are coming I promise! Please leave replies. Another update will be soon. Big :hug: to all my relpiers and a huge :yahoo for an update.
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~Kit-Kat~

I can SO relate to the Josh Groban zen time. I loved this update! More soon!

:heartbeat: Pat

Update!! And more coming, that's awesome!!! :)
I loved this chapter, very funny.. especially the Ewan part :lol:
Poor Liz, she can't even have some time alone with her music!! :P
Looking forward to the next chapter..

Yay! Update! :getdown:

Banners for everyone!

Lexi


Rosalie


Kate



Katherine


Antigone


Fiona


Elizabeth (me)


Julianna


Andie


Amber


There are the banners! I hope everyone likes them and a big big Thanks to Jamie Girl for making them! cya girls!
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~Kit-Kat~
PS- for those of you who already read ch.2 you might want to go re read it since I had a problem. I accidentally put Andie instead of Rosalie. It is supposed to be Roslaie I am talking to at the end of the chapter not Andie. Sorry for the mix up.

Yay! Banners are mucho fun. :lol: Can anyone make rotating banners? I'd like to keep my originals. :hug:

Josh Groban....YESSSSS!!!!!!! I love him...he sings like an angel. This was a cute chapter. I like how Ewan thought you were your sister. I'm down in Atl. for the weekend though and won't be home until tomorrow. We had fun at the aquarium today. My brother's cat is clawing my mom...it's quite amusing to listen to all the yelling that goes on in this house because of the pets. I'm typing stuff on cindy's laptop. well i guess that's it. i'm gonna go now because brian is like yelling at me for being on the computer so long...

OMG I have to put up the banner because it made me laugh so hard when I saw that it was animated! I love it! ahah!

:heartbeat: Pat

I'm with Hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh!! BOOM YEAH. Hugh Dancy for President.

Ha! I don't see how she got into a wedding dress in an airplane bathroom. That is a feat in and of itself! Thought it was cute image...her waltzing about the plane in the dress. :yes:

I'm about to PM you about something, hun. :love:

Ewan mistaking Lizzie for her sis= BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA *roflh* :laugh:

Ooooo bannnneeerrrrrsss *pokes her's* It moves!! Weeee!!

Thaaaaaank you :D (Though I think that Bale pic might be from American Psycho *hides under her bed from it* Eep!... lol)

ps. Pat- I would vote for him! (Hugh)...*rofl*

Yeah super chapter! I'm glad your posting so soon. It was very strange, because I'm listening to songs from Wicked right now and then I read the part about it, it was freaky.

Wow, I don't know how I'm going to keep track of so many characters...I'm slow :wacko:

Post more soon!
:love: Sarah

Tee hee! I died of laugher and embarassment for Ewan when he thought that Elizabeth was Kate. Poor guy, not the mistake to make in front of his future mother-in-law.

Awww. Poor Ewan. :hug: *pats his head* You know, the family really shouldn't mess with you like that. :no:

Pretty banners. ^_^

Phew, I finally got around to reading the chap!! YAY FOR WICKED!!! Seriously, that's one of my favourite musicals ever!!

And yay for Maroon 5 zen time...I dig that! lol Great chap love! :)

I knew you would like the Josh Groban part and I am gald you thought the whole Ewan thing was funny. Cya at school! :bye:

I am glad you like it! Thank Jamie Girl for doing the banners for me. She is my banner hero! :superman:

:tehee: only you Pat and I would vote for him too! That would be one hott prez! :blush:

I don't either but I can be done! I know somebody who ahs changed in a Airplane bathroom before! I don't know how but I know you can. I thought it would be funny for her to come out in the dress and the whole family bring up the whole "Joe" thing, which shall be explained later. :tsk: I am really gald though you are enjoying this Amber! :yay:

I knew people would find the Ewan scene funny and I don't know if that is from American Psyco but it is a hot pic of Bale, you got to admit that. :blush:

I am gald you like it Sarah and it is strange you were listening to Wicked as you were reading it. I was listening to my Wicked CD as I posted it. Ironic, huh? And don't worry it will be pretty easy to follow all the characters.

I am gald you are enjoying the story Blondie! I agree that was not something her should've done in front of his future Mother-in-law. :tehee:

I agree Sammi, poor Ewan. They shouldn't mess with Liz or him? Either they shouldn't mess with. Thanks for liking the banners.

Jamie Wicked is one of my favorites too! YAY Wicked people! :yahoo I am glad you got to read it and I like to have Maroon 5 zen time too.

Ok everybody, there will be an update by Friday for you all! cya later!
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~Kit-Kat~

*laughs* Yes, but still... *hides from Bale in AP* Eep! (Meh; I could be wrong *shrugs*)

(More soon? :bloom: )... *tiptoes back out of forum*

Update for everyone!!! :getdown:



Chapter 3 ~ Elizabeth (Still Friday)

~Dream~ I was dreaming about Rosalie’s going away party 3 weeks ago. The play had just ended and we all were still in our wigs and costumes. Rosalie was still in her black dress, cape, with the black wig over her curly red hair, and the infamous witch’s hat still on her head with the green make-up still covering her pale porcelain colored skin. I was still in the sparkly blue off the shoulder Glinda gown with the blonde curly wig over my dark brown hair with the sparkling rhinestone covered tiara on top. The whole cast got a green cake saying ‘Goodbye Rosalie! We’ll miss you and keep defying gravity!’ in black letters. About half the cast including me and Rosalie had eaten the cake.

“Rosalie!” I said running over to her and we hugged, “I’m gonna miss you!” I said.

“Oh, you’ll still see me. I’m just a few blocks down doing RENT. Plus, you’ll see me when Johnny comes into New York, since he is your cousin.” Rosalie said and we laughed, “But I’m still gonna miss you.” Rosalie said as she pulled away and then Johnny called her cell and I left her some time alone to talk to him. As I walked away someone came up behind me and covered my eyes.

“Guess who?” A sultry voice said in my ear and I giggled.

“Fieryo.” I said and I turned around to see Joe smiling big at me.

“Hey baby.” He said as he wrapped his arms around my waist and kissed me deeply. He was playing Fieryo in the show and I immediately fell in love with his looks (Which I think was my problem). He looked just like Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise; he has that short blonde hair and crystal blue eyes. We called him the southern cowboy because he was from Oklahoma and always seemed to wear a cowboy hat out or at rehearsals. He moved to New York about 3 years ago, a year after I moved there with Elijah. I met him 2 years ago and we started dating about 2 months after that. We met on the set of Peter Pan. I was a mermaid and he was a pirate. What can I say I have a weakness for pirates. When we got into Wicked about 6 months ago, we had a celebratory dinner and that was when he proposed. We were happily in love or at least I thought so, until that night of the party.

“What was that for?” I asked when he pulled away.

“I felt bad about kissing Rosalie again tonight.” Joe said.

“Oh, that’s sweet.” I said and I lightly kissed his lips.

"Look, I've got to go meet up with my friend Shannon who came in town to see me. I haven't seen her in 3 years. I was thinking after I hang out with her, I will meet you back at your place where we could maybe stay up watching a movie or something. Is that ok?" Joe asked with a little twinkle in his eyes.

"Joe, Shannon use to be your finace right?" I asked curious.

"Yes, but there is nothing between us anymore. We are just friends. You know that because I am engaged to you now and I love you." Joe said as he took my hand in his.

"I guess you're-" I started to say and then his phone rang and he answered it.

"Hello? Hi Shannon. I just finished. Oh, I can't wait to see you either. I can't wait to have that lovely dinner at Graffiti's either. It will be romantic and you are gonna love it. Alright, see ya then. I love you too, bye." Joe hung up his phone and I glared at him.

"Just friends, huh?" I said with raised eyebrows.

"Yes, we are just friends. Why are you acting like this?" Joe asked with narrow eyes.

"You are going out for a romantic dinner and you said you loved her. That makes me a tiny bit suspicious." I said and he jsut rolled his eyes.

"We are just friends. Now stop acting this way. I will see you later tonight, alright? I love you, bye." Joe said and he left. I then went off to go change to leave.

As I left I heard my cousin’s son Sam run by screaming. Wait, Sam wasn’t there when I had my fight with Joe?! ~end dream~

“AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!’ Sam yelled running up and down the aisle waking me up.

“Samuel Nightly! Get back here!” My cousin Adam yelled at his son and he ran back to his seat.

“Were you dreaming about him?” Lexi asked next to me.

“What?” I asked surprised.

“Were you dreaming about Joe? Because you have tears running down your face.” Lexi said.

“I do? And yes I was. About the night we had our fight.” I said as I wiped my cheeks, “How long was I asleep for?” I asked.

“About 2 hours.” Lexi said going back to her magazine frustrated. I noticed Elijah asleep next to her and I knew why she was frustrated. She probably wanted to talk to him and flirt with him the whole flight, “Just like the twin thing. He immediately fell asleep after you did, but he hasn’t woken up yet.” Lexi said noticing me looking at Elijah. I grabbed my pillow and leaned over Lexi and hit Elijah.

“Wake up sleepyhead!” I yelled and he jumped.

“What the hell?” He said.

“Shhh! Watch your language around the younger kids. Get up and enjoy the flight.” I said trying to get him to stay awake for Lexi’s sake.

“I’ll enjoy the flight with my eyelids closed! Thank you and good night.” Elijah said and he went back to sleep.

That guy could go to sleep anywhere, I swear I’ve seen him do it. He fell down 3 flights of stairs in our apartment building one time and immediately got back up and was fine. Then one night I found him asleep in the apartment hallway. Anyways, after he fell back asleep I pulled out my portable DVD player and watched Grease until we landed. We had finally arrived in the Bahamas where there were beaches, ocean, hot tourist guys, and maybe some hot local guys! Yes, a good well deserved vacation for me, except for the whole big family issue. As we got off the plane I noticed this short blonde haired guy taking pictures of us getting off the plane.

“Hey, what do you think that guy is doing?” I asked Amber as we began to walk closer to the guy.

“I don’t know, but he sure is hot.” Amber whispered and we giggled as we went inside to get our bags. After getting our bags we had 3 hotel buses waiting for just us to take us to the hotel. I got on the 3rd bus which was mainly Ewan’s family and some of my family. Just then this guy with a guitar case sat down next to me. He had dirty blonde hair and blue eyes from what I can tell and I hadn’t seen him before, so I decided to see if he was part of Ewan’s family that I hadn’t met yet. Wait, there were a lot of people in Ewan’s family I hadn’t met yet.

“Are you related to Ewan?” I asked turning to him.

“Are you talking to me?” He asked confused.

“You’re the only person next to me, unless there is an invisible person between us.” I said and he laughed.

“No there isn’t. And to answer your question no, I don’t know who Ewan is.” The guy said.

“Then what are you doing on the Island Resort Hotel bus?” I asked thinking these were only reserved for my family and Ewan’s.

“This is the- Shit! I was supposed to catch the local bus. I live here but my car’s at my house, my friend drove me to my flight when I left. Sorry, I’ve forgotten my manners. My name’s Dom Monaghan.” He said extending his hand and I took it.

“Hi, I’m Elizabeth Shameson. You accidentally got on my sisters wedding buses. All 3 of these buses hold my family and her fiancé Ewan’s family. They are getting married here next month.” I said and his eyes grew wide.

“Can my band play at her wedding?” Dom asked.

“No, I’m sorry she’s already got a DJ.” I said and his face kind of fell, “But I would like to hear your band.” I said and he smiled.

“Here. We play at my store every Thursday night. Please come.” He said handing me a card and then we pulled up to the hotel.

“How are you getting home?” I asked as we got off.

“ I can call my friend to come pick me up. Cya around the islands.” Dom said smiling as we walked off the bus.

“Cya.” I said and I went inside to meet my family but was stopped by Kate.

“Who was the hot piece of ass you were talking to?” Kate asked stopping me from going inside.

“A local who lives on the island but he accidentally got on the wrong bus. His name is Dom and he has a band and owns his own music store and wants me and maybe bring friends to come hear his band.” I said and Kate’s eyes lit up.

“I’m in!” She said and we went inside to get our rooms and etc.

“Ok! Here are the rooms. Elijah and Ewan in one room next door, Elizabeth and Lexi. Next door to them Kate and Amber, across the hall from them Katherine and Rosalie, next door to them Christian and Julianna. Next room Eric and Matthew, next door to them Fiona and Andie. Next door to them Johnny and Hugh, next door to them Antigone and Harriet. Next we have……” Dad went on and on with who got what room and etc.

Luckily me and my 4 favorite cousins and my friends got one floor to ourselves but I felt bad for Anti because she had to room with our cousin Harriett aka Harri Shameson, who well lets just say was a tottal geek and yet a nice geek. She was a geek because she was addicted to Dungeons and Dragons the board game and computer game. It was a mix of Lord of the Rings with Harry Potter with sci-fi fantasy. I mean my friends and I like Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but we weren’t as obsessed as this girl, she even spoke her own Dungeons and Dragon’s language with her chat room buddies, it was weird. But yet she would go out in public and be the sweetest person in the room and yet she barely could hold onto a boyfriend which felt bad for her.

“Alright everyone! There are the rooms and we are going to go out in about an hour to go eat and then head down some tourist shops and then out to dinner here at the hotel. Alright, go get settled into your rooms!” My dad yelled and we all split up for our rooms.

Once Lexi and I reached our room she immediately started channel flipping to see what channels we had and I collapsed on my bed in comfort and relaxation and looked out our balcony to see a lovely view of the Atlantic ocean. I was ready for this vacation.

A/n: Ok, I hope everyone enjoyed that chapter. Please leave nice replies! Cya everybody.
:love:
~Kit-Kat~

that smiley is awesome!

and classically humourous cousin relations going on!

WOOT for ewan! and omg poor girl. *cries* Joeeeeee.

Can't wait for more!

:heartbeat: Pat

Pssh. What a bastard-o. <_< I dun like him. :knight:

Wow. Poor Antigone. *points finger* :lmao:

Pretty chapter, Kat. :bye:

Haha, loved the introduction of Dom! And he's in a band!! *melts* I heart band guys, even though they get me into trouble lol!

Oh, and this is such destiny (to use Amber's word):

You don't understand how much I love that song. SQUEEEEE!!!! Another Wicked fan, I love you!! lol Ooh, can you tell me...is there a DVD of the show? Because there's a rumour going around that there is, but nobody can seem to find it...and seeing as the show hasn't actually come out here and isn't likely to, all we've got to satisfy ourselves is the soundtrack...I cry sometimes. lol!

But Joe...*kicks him* What a bastard. Who the hell does 'voice excercises' on a Friday night? He's been excercising more than just his frigin' voice...grrrrr.....*shakes fist*

Lovely chapter, love! :laugh:

I loved it!!!
Poor Elizabeth... That's a really bad break up... I hate cheaters!
Haha Dom got on the wrong bus, that's was funny :)
I wonder what's gonna happen next... Post more soon!! :)

*still giggling stupidly over the fact that her character is married to Bale*

Teehee :D

But poor Lizzie! *stomps on Joe for her* GRRRAAAARRRRR!!! *chases him with a pitchfork* grrr..... Such a jerk!! *huggles Lizzie because she feels bad for her* Poor thing! *tear*

Crap, I'm gonna be late for class. nice chap though, and a Dommy throw in there for fun is always a plus :tsk: Hehehe....

Tchao! *runs off to class*

There-There's a DVD?!?!??!?!?!! :blink: I want it! I don't know if there is one. Must go check the Wicked website! :eeek: I am so gald I found another crazy Wicked fan like me! And yes, I love that song too! I'm dying to see the show too and it isn't coming to my city but close to it but I can't go. :cry2: I satisfy myself too with the soundtrack until I can see the show. Lets take a roadtrip together to NYC and see it! Wait, I am borke so that won't work. I am gald everyone enjoyed the chapter and I shall reply more to everyone later. Cya!
:love:
~Kit-kat~

Joe is an evil evil...*stops herself from talking because what she has to say is innapropriate* Someone should give him what for! If only that vase had hit his head, it would have served him right!!!
I love this story bella and cannot wait for more!!! You're writing is exquisite!

Chloe xxx

I'm broke too, and I live in Australia, so it's not likely to happen! lol But there is indeed rumour of a dvd, and a friend of mine is trying to track it down, so if he does I'll send you a copy!!!!!

Thanks to everyone who has replied and really liked the story. I am here to tell all of you that I won't have an update for a while becasue I have some kinks and problems to work out with Ambrosia, because our stories are very much similar and we are both having porblems with that. After these problems are worked out I will post again but the story might have some changes. I will probably go back and edit my chapters and change what needs to be changed. PLease don't be angry at me if I have to change it around and make it different form Ambrosia's story. I will post as soon as I can and don't forget about my story. I'm sorry for this problem and I promise to update as soon as I can.
:love:
~Kit-Kat~

yesss.....Domy!!!! MINE, MINE, MINE....finally he's all mine!!!!!!! dimmy dommy goodness.....yessss....im sorry that you wont b updating... :cry: i'll miss it!!!