WHAT IS THIS THING?
RATED: R!!! Naughty stuff's afoot...
Disclaimer: The usual applies. I don't own the song, I don't own the celebrities, I do own the story. If you do not like graphic sex in fics, don't read this! And please excuse it, this is my first real attempt at proper sex scenes, I apologise if it's bad!
I was a humdrum person
Leading a life apart
It hurt to smile sometimes, knowing that the whole world was watching her and didn’t know a thing. In truth, Samantha Evans wasn’t supposed to know either, but she did. She’d found out a long time ago, after she’d first gotten engaged. Elijah of course had tried to keep the secret, and even now he didn’t know that she knew, but she did. And it hurt. The pain in her face, from smiling through held-back tears, was nothing compared to the pain in her heart. Her heart didn’t even have the energy to smile.
Elijah sat to her right, engaged in conversation with this strange, green newcomer, Mr Depp, and his attempts at drawing her into the conversation were touching. But she didn’t respond well to them tonight, her heart was too heavy with unshed tears that had been building for too long now. She was aware that she was coming across as impolite, but found herself no longer caring. So what if she somehow offended any of these people – they were all so full of themselves they would hardly notice.
When love flew in through my window wide
And quickened my humdrum heart
Glancing around the room, her gaze fixed on that pretty lounge singer, who was crooning her way through a mellow tune about love lost. Samantha couldn’t help but watch her for a moment. Such a pretty face, such an elegant disposition. No wonder she was so sought after. But how she’d gotten into the business was anyone’s guess. Only the powers that be knew anything about her, and Sam had never bothered with the girl before. Now she found herself curious.
Love flew in through my window
I was so happy then
On her left Rupert Grint stood, excused himself to the men’s room. Samantha waited for the inevitable.
But after love had stayed a little while
Love flew out again
“What a smashing idea,” Elijah said on cue, rising also and placing a kiss on the side of her head. “Excuse me for a moment, darling.”
Samantha had been coming to this place for too long, and had seen too many things to dismiss it as anything innocent. She also knew the corridor well, the corridor that led to both the restrooms and to other secret rooms, that only the elite knew about. Debate was out of the question now, she knew what she wanted to do. Standing and excusing herself also, she followed them.
Two doors down from the men’s room was another door, and she entered it slowly. She’d heard stories about what happened in here, heard of the scandal and debourchery that went on in a cone of silence, but had never experienced it first-hand before. Now here she was, confronted by the nightmare that had plagued her since she’d discovered Elijah’s secret.
What is this thing
Called love
This funny thing
Called love
The first thing she saw was a woman, one of the regular waitresses, she recognised, propped on a table with her legs spread wide while an unrecognisable man knelt before her, steadfastly licking her clitoris. It was a long moment before Samantha could tear her horrified eyes away, only to find them focussed instead on two more women, another waitress and a well-known actress, kissing frantically with their hands hidden in each other’s laps. Just behind them a woman was riding a film producer, while simultaneously sucking the penis of a band-leader. And beyond them, she spied Rupert against the wall, while Elijah entered him from behind.
Neither man noticed her, or seemed aware of the other acts that were happening in the room at the same time, and Samantha felt the place begin to spin. She was going to be sick, she knew it, this was disgusting, these people were disgusting. Spots of light danced before her eyes, and she felt herself going lightheaded, as a heavy and comforting arm placed itself around her back to steady her.
Just who can solve
It’s mystery
Why should it make
A fool of me
“You’ve obviously never been in here before, have you?” asked a cool, masculine voice. She shook her head no, and her rescuer chuckled. “Come with me, little lady, we’ll fix you up.”
He led her into a curtained-off section that was deserted and quiet, although the sounds of pleasure still filtered through disturbingly. Sitting her on a plush sofa, the man handed her a glass of water. “Drink this, it’ll make you feel better.”
But it wasn’t water, she discovered after taking a sip. There was something sweet and acidic about it…it wasn’t vodka, and she wasn’t sure if it was alcohol, but it was potent, and it made her feel more lighthearted than she had in months. In two mouthfuls, she’d drank it all down. The man laughed.
I saw you there
One wonderful day
You took my heart
And threw it away
“Very good, my dear. Now tell me what brought you into this place, someone so young and pretty and innocent as you.”
He’d handed her another drink, the same sweet stuff, and she sipped this one more slowly. “My…fiancée,” she managed to choke out. “He was in here. I followed him. I saw…” She trailed off, the image too painful, although it was starting to blur around the edges.
“I can only imagine what you saw, poor lamb,” the stranger said, leaning in to brush a soft kiss across her mouth. “You’ve had a rough night.”
Samantha nodded. “I have.” His lips, now nibbling her earlobe, felt nice against her skin, and the smell of his cologne – along with this marvellous drink – were intoxicating. Before she knew what was happening he’d slipped the strap of her dress down over her shoulder, exposing one bare breast. She couldn’t have protested, if she’d wanted to.
He was still nibbling her earlobe, his fingers caressing her nipple as a woman entered, the one Samantha had seen when she’d first entered the room. “Ooh,” said the woman. “A newbie? Where did you find this one, love, she’s wonderful!”
The man looked up at her, still tweaking the lone nipple. “She’s all for you, pet.”
That’s why I ask the lord
In heaven above
This is what it must feel like to have an out of body experience, Samantha thought, watching as the woman approached, knelt before her, and sucked her bottom lip between her own. “My my,” the woman purred. “You are a pretty one.” And she gave a deeper kiss this time, pushing her tongue into Samantha’s mouth, exploring.
Samantha found her dress being pulled up, exposing her long legs and underwear, which was quickly removed. The man moved his hand from her nipple to the folds of skin between her legs, and she felt a warm sensation begin to spread through her groin. A small moan escaped her as the woman bent her head to take the still-exposed nipple into her mouth, and the man chuckled. “I think she’s ready, pet.”
Samantha’s head was still swimming, even more so now that waves of ecstasy were rolling over her, and she barely felt it as she was lifted onto the man’s lap, facing away from him. His fly was unzipped and his penis stood erect, waiting for her, and she couldn’t help but reach out and touch it before lowering herself onto it, letting it inside her. The woman’s tongue was still making small circles on her nipple, but as Samantha began to move she lowered her head yet again, leaving a wet trail down her stomach, until her tongue couldn’t go any lower. Following Samantha’s rhythm she stimulated her clitoris, licking and sucking, sometimes using her fingers, and all the time Samantha was riding the man, thrusting her hips so that he moved in and out of her. It was building, she could feel it, and she let out a sharp cry as she climaxed. Then, before her internal muscles could finish twitching, the man had flipped her over onto her hands and knees, and was entering her from behind, thrusting quicker than she had been before. The woman positioned herself at the end of the couch with her legs once again spread wide, and with both hands pulled Samantha’s face towards her vagina. Licking the rough folds of skin she found, Samantha heard her utter a moan of pleasure, and felt yet another orgasm of her own building as the man continued to thrust behind her.
They came at the same time, the three of them, in a writhing, moaning tangle of limbs, and Samantha collapsed into a pile on the floor. She was sleepy now, so sleepy, but another drink that was handed to her put her back into spirits.
“Go on now,” said the man, helping her readjust her dress. “Go back to your friends, and your fiancée. But remember, we’re here every night.”
What is this thing
Called love?
She would remember, she thought in a daze as she headed back to the table. Elijah and Rupert were already there, wondering where she’d got to. “Just…powdering my nose,” she lied, hoping the smell of sex hadn’t clung to her. Elijah was giving her a strange look but she smiled, the first real smile she’d given in a long time, and joined in the conversation. The music was fading as the song began to end, and Samantha glanced up to the lounge singer.
That’s why I ask the lord
In heaven above
It seemed they now had more in common than she’d thought.
The band struck up another tune, and the singer’s grey eyes met hers.
What is this thing
Called love?
:eek: Wow girl, I'm totally speechless.
:love: Welcome to the realm of the perverted! :love:
You should do more of this babe, it was fantastic! *fans self*
:eek:
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JESS! I'm like, I can't even, ahhhh! You are the new queen of porntasticness! That was so flipping hot! Goodness, woman. I'm like, stunned. You have been hiding this excellent pervy writing for too long! This was just great. I can't even speak. haha!
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It seemed they now had more in common than she’d thought.
The band struck up another tune, and the singer’s grey eyes met hers.
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boehahaha!
All hail Queen Jess! I'm going read this again.
Jess?!
:eek:
That was...wow...I'm shocked..and amazed. That was beautiful in a porn way!
Beautiful and hot. Hot as hell!
Elijah and Rupert? That took me a back a little.
Loved this ending...
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It seemed they now had more in common than she’d thought.
The band struck up another tune, and the singer’s grey eyes met hers.
What is this thing
Called love? |
The absolute freaking best ending ever!
*shouts*
Porn and chocolate!!!!
Uhm, I'm afraid we lack chocolate here.
Okay, I swear, this is one of the most naughty things I ever read, and it's a pleasant surprise coming from you, sis. I do appreciate writers who like to experiment.
I read this yesterday after my test, and it was exactly he kind of wicked fix I needed... to bad I had very, very wicked dreams last night, lol!
My compliments, sister! :love: