I was appalled that no one had opened a thread for this MAJOR hottie, but then again, it's a good thing because it means I have the honours of opening a thread.

I declare this thread...OPEN lmao

Gerard Butler. Or Gerry as he's known by many. Is an incredible actor born in Glasgow Scotland on November 13th 1969 which makes him a 36 year old Scorpio (hehehe like me! the scorpio part obviously lol)

He has been in many films including Dracula 2000 and Lara Croft Tomb Raider II oozing sexyness in both films and drom roll please....The Phantom of the Opera! In which he played Erik, the Opera Ghost and swept me off my feet with that amazing voice. He is an awesome actor who dessrves to be honoured and the fact that he is drop dead gorgeous is just an added bonus for us fangirls. *faints*

*points to Sig* He sooo sexhay...

Not the 36 year old bit?! LMAO

ROFL Nope...*shifty eyes* lol

Ok, have only JUST seen this!!! It's about time someone opened up a thread for this god!! My friend Megan and I call him 'Geru'. Stupid story really, but yes, Geru... (said with a French accent).

He is just beyond beautiful, *gurgles*. Another hoooooot film to add to his profile is 'Reign of Fire'. I don't particularly like the movie, but I watch it for him, lol. He's both gorgeous and adorable in it, I loveth him.

And yeah, just agreeing with Pat, he's also a fantastic actor. He's the whole package ladies! Mraow.

^_^

- Jessity B)

...but you forgot one thing Jess! HE'S MINE!!! lol

ok...so the 20 year age gap is a bit much lol...but who cares! he soo sexhay!

Pffffffft, who CARES about the age gap!!! Lol!

:bye: *Waves goodbye as her morals fly out the window*.

Ha ha, you know which other bit I love in 'Phantom'?? It fully makes me laugh:

"CURSE YOU! You little lying De-LI-lah!!".

Lol, I'm such a loser, but I love that bit.

- Jessity B)

*waves goodbye as hers follow yours*

hahaah that's so funny! I think the funniest part is when he sneds all the random notes lol. ahaha and the backdrop falls on Carlotta muahahaahah!

hahaha i love that bit too! we're losers together! lol

Ha ha, those bits rock. I'm listening to the soundtrack now actually!!!

Mmm, SING to me Gerard! SING!!!

*Does Bali-hai gesture*.

- Jessity B)

hahaha so am I!!

*changes te words of think of me to coincide with what she's thinking*

Sing to me....Sing to me Gerry...
when you're on the screeenn...
forget that I'm 20 years younger...
do da do dee doooo....lol

Squeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh my...excuse me I had to go a bit fan girlish for a second there. I was quite surprised that this thread hadn't been created yet either. So thank you kindly Pat!

Gerry....swoooon. So hot. I died a million deaths watching Phantom of the Opera. I tell you, I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to walk out of the theater, for I was feeling a bit weak kneed due to his sex appeal.

Le sigh. I :love: Gerry.

*Steeples fingers and gazes creepily*.

Weeeelcome Blondie.

We have been waiting for you.

*Shakes herself out of her freakiness*.

How drooltastic is our dear Gerry!?! I have accepted that it would be better for him if I never meet him, lol. He'd have to burn me off him like a leech...

- Jessity B)

Bwhaahahhahahahahahahahaha! :laugh: :lmao:

Oh my god, that was the most hilarious thing I have heard tonight.

Ahhh..I can't stop giggling.

Must stop laughing...think sexy thoughts of Gerry...hm..Gerry..no shirt...sweat glistening on his strong broad chest....EEEP!

*runs off to take a cold shower*

:eeeek: sweat....

glistening??....


broad...


CHEST???

:faint:

*Eye freezes in permanent twitch*.

Ah...

Image... overload...

:eek:

*Gestures at computer screen*. COME TO ME GERARD! COME!

- Jessity B)

Gerry....why so silent outfit....

:yum:

*is having a hard time staying silent*

*laughs* No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! lol

And the backdrop is one of my favorites too...hence my avatar, muahahaha.

Oh yeah, I was posting in here because I agree...WHOLEheartedly! If I were Christine in the movie I would have been like "Raoul who?" haha. And the fact that he sings like an angel is a definite plus. My appreciation for him shot through the roof. :blush:

mmm...Gerry...mmm...pudding...*falls off her chair laughing* Sorry, my friend Jewelz and I have a joke about Gerard and pudding...well him as the Phantom and pudding, lol...it was because we were talking about having pudding and how if you were bored you could finger paint with it...and draw the Phantom...and somehow it turned into relating "mmm Gerry" like it was saying "mmm pudding"... :lol:...it probably makes no sense, but that's how inside jokes always go, right? So I close with...mmm, Gerry...lol.

My Dear Alicia...you are a nut...but here...we are all nuts! :) hehehe. so welcome to the club.

The red pill does something...and so does the blue pill...don't remember what exactly...but yes...you pick one and something happens, they both admit you to the nut club...but one of them makes you ...erm...dance like a chicken!!! sooo...which will it be pudding girl? lol

Lol, yay! Can I be a Brazil nut? Oh, or maybe a filbert...or a cashew! *laughs* We should have t-shirts for our club, haha.

:lol: *puts on the Morpheus voice* "This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." Gotta love the Matrix...just the FIRST movie mind you, haha. Hmmm...both! *takes both the pills* Uhh...I wonder what that will do? *laughs*

We are...almonds...dipped in erm...CHOCOLATE!!!

oh fooey...You took them both...hmmm...

*the pills make you grow huge like Alice in Wonderland and I run around wearing Erik's mask, cape and the mad hatter's hat* MORE TEA!!!!!! *sings* A very happy unbirthday...to me...to you!!! *spins in a circle and grabs Alicia's hands and dances the mexican hat dance with her* lol :)

I hope that was as entertaining as it was when I thought about it. lol

*does the Homer Simpson drool* Mmm...chocolate... :drool: lol...yay almonds! That's funny because at the summer camp I went to instead of telling us to go nuts when we sang fast songs, they told us to go almonds...because they were weird like that...lol.

*does the evil cow laugh* Moo hahaha... :lmao: Sorry, it's late here and my brain is...frolicking in the Field of Weird...as my friend and I like to say, lol.

:lmao: *falls off her...er...now giant chair...laughing* To me? Yes you, a very merry unbirthday to you! *puts rabbit ears on so she's like the rabbit at the tea party, dances with you, trying not to squish you since she's big now, lol* Is there an antidote? *looks around for pudding that says "Eat Me"* Ahahaha considering what I said before that could be taken the WRONG way... :lmao:

Yes it was! I was highly entertained! And I feel like I'm spamming sooo...I think Gerry having a Scottish accent is the final nail on the coffin for me...I about died when I heard him talk...oh! Just FYI...if you go to the official PotO site, you can listen to a Q&A thing with Gerard...it's so awesome. *nods*

Ok...going to sleep now...will probably post here again later to er...help hold a club meeting! Yes, that's what we'll do, haha.

BAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH!!! friend you are one hilarious person!!!

No Gerry's my pudding! lol. hahahaha *imagines Gerry dressed as a pudding holding a sign that says 'Eat me'* :yum:

go to sleeep child!!!! *sings you a lullaby*

*Crawls meekly out of her hole*.

What's this?

Another member?

*Wiggles fingers delightedly*.

Well well well, isn't this is happy little day! Frighteningly obsessive Gerard fans of the world unite!

Welcome Celandine. Grab a Member's Mask and joooooin ussssss.

- Jessity B)

lmao

god I love you Jessity hehehe

This day will be forever known as 'Gerry Day' Mark it people...26th March. Well...depends on where you are I guess. but yes...nontheless...it is now Gerry Day where you are free to wear hot sunnies and T-shirts while riding motocycles through China, walking pale and sexy like in black leather through a cemetary or lurking in rafters wearing masks in France.

A great day in the history of man. :)

I come in this thread and what do i find!! HAHAHA.

It's like a porn video!

All the sweating and glistening chests!

*snort*

I haven't seen Phantom, or Gerry Butler
But can i join anyway???!

"Oooh Omg Gerry is soo hawt!!"

<3

I don't see why not! Come, join us, take off your coat, pull up a chair, kiss goodbye to your morals...

Please, observe, if you will Jazz, today's (and yesterday's) (and tomorrow's) first (and only) item of business...



Mmm, that's some gooooood Gerry.

- Jessity B)

*runs in like a mad woman and joins the club*

HIIIII!!!!!!!!! I love Gerard! Love him as the Phantom as well... :drool: Ahem.....my mind got away for a minute....sorry.

Yes, he's so incredibly sexy. I must say that he's in a bunch of really bad movies (Lara croft 2, dracula 2000), but he's sexy in each one of them, so I guess it all evens out....or something.

On with the perving! :tsk:

*~Steph~*

...

BAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *rolls on floor, laughing hysterically*

You *gasps for breath between laughing* all *gasp* are freaking *gasp* hysterical!!! Teh hehehehe

mmm... Gerry... mmm Phantom... mmm pudding :tsk: Moo haha ;)

*bursts into laughter once again and wanders away shaking her head and laughing at all of you* Great, friggin great; I love it.

Mmm... Gerry... *smug grin*

:lol: Why thank you, I try.

:lmao: That was so funny...ok ok, I won't fight you, lol.

I did and I had a very nice sleep, thank you...hmmm, for a lullaby...you should sing the Music of the Night! hahaha...

*waves* Hiya Jessity! Well, I'm not frighteningly obsessive, but I guess I'll hop on the bandwagon, lol. *grabs a mask and joins you, then starts dancing around with the mask and singing* Masquerade, paper faces on parade...wear a mask and the world will never find you! Masquerade...every face a different shade...look around, there's another mask behind you! :shine:

The scary thing is...I have that picture on my computer, lol, I even made a banner of it, want to see?:

^_^

And now...I have for you all a little present...a screen cap of our dear Erik:


*appreciates the picture for a little while* lol :faint:

hmmm...we may want to create for him a picture thread, haha.

All in favor of a picture thread of the beloved Gerry say aye.

AYE! :drool:

Hooooooooold up.

He was Dracula in 'Dracula 2000' ?!?!

ooooh boy, now I know what i'm talking about.

DANG!

:tsk: He can suck my blood anytime.

AYE!!!!!

*~Steph~*

Mmmm let the perving begin. Gerry can make me lose focus just randomly at work. Gorgeous eyes, scot accent, absolutely perfect biceps............

:faint: There I go again.

*chants wildly* Accent, accent, accent!

Man...there is just something about accents that drive me wild. :drool:

No I will not make out with you! lmao.

You know what 'Music of the Night' refers to right? *laughs*

and I say AYE!!! I'll do the honours if y'all want :) lol It's good for the Gerry Karma :)

I finally watched Phantom <3

and oh my lordy :eek:

That Phantom can be in my mind ANYTIME.

All the time at the end of the movie, when he's with Christine and Raoul and his face was icky, i was thinking "I don't care about your face, you damn fine body makes up for it."

hahah.

Rawr.

HAHAHA!!! and the Gerry mania spreads!! lol.

*brands him* His mine though baby *pats Gerry and trusty PotO soundtrack* lol

OHHHHH YESSSSS! especially scottish accents *drops dead*

seriously, one day I'm gonna make myself an "accent fetishist" t-shirt, lol

I have just acheived one of my wildest dreams.

I have a Scottish boyfriend! All that accent at my disposal!!

:yahoo :yahoo :wub: :faint: :hospital:

grrr I envy you, lol. but I went to school with a scot for a few months, that was bliss

I envy you on both things. The scotness and the boyfriend lol.

:heartbeat: Pat