Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

After the movie, say "George Lucas could have done it better."

Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts. :lmao:

Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians.

Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. :blink:

When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.

In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" :lmao:

Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

Start an Orc sing-a-long.

When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. :eeek:

Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

Boo everytime a member of the fellowship comes on the screen.

When Aragron is fighting, yell "Obi-Wan is so much better than this joke!"

Bring the ROTK book and a flashlight with you and groan halfway through complaining that the movie got ahead of you.

Sit in the back row. Just at the movie's climax, hold up your arms and make shadow pppets over Frodo's face.

In TTT and ROTK, ask everyne loudly where Boromir is. When someone tells you he died, start to cry and randomly shout: "Why, Boromir, why?!" for the rest of th movie. (I actually did that!!! :wub: Why do they always kill the handsome ones?!)

When Legolas fails to shoot the Uruk down, mutter really loud "Stupid blondie!".

In TTT, on the battle of Helm's Deep, when the two armies face off (orcs vs. good guys), when the Orcs start to bang their weapons on the ground, start clapping and singing "We will, we ill ROCK YOU!" (boom boom clap...)

Stay at your seat at the end of the film. When asked to leave, reply: "No, Mr Frodo, I ain't never left the shire, and I ain't leaving it now!"

As ROTK credits roll, say loudly: "I can't wait for the next one."
(That's what I felt like - until a year later at Christmas, I had nowhere to go :( ;) )

Make light-sabre noises during any sword-fights.

When the theater worker tries to break the stub off your ticket yell at him saying "It's mine, my own, my precioussss!"

Ask when the novelization comes out.

Nope I haven't heard those ones but very funny.

They're playing all three SPECIAL EDITIONS this year at one of the theaters, and I will probably end up doing one of those.

Thank you for posting this!!

It's hillarious!

~Luvn

I may have just piddled myself laughing so hard at those. *looks around*