from 'things you should not do when watching LOTR'
"24. In TTT and ROTK, ask everyone loudly where Boromir is. When someone tells you he died, start to cry and randomly shout: "Why, Boromir, why?!" for the rest of the movie."
I just read in :Sapphire: bliss :Sapphire: (absolutely fantastic brittish magazine) the next thing:
in the part where the readers can 'mouth off' (tell others about things they hate) BIG-SCREEN BIMBO'S
"why is it that whenever I go to the cinema, there's always some idiot who can't follow the plot?" rants Una Whelan, 15, from Luton. "Where's the one with the beard? He died? When? Enough already! I'm trying to concentrate on Orlando!"
OK, one of you is quilty as hell. I wanna know who.
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That would've been so funny to witness, I mean, like.. The whole thing, knowing it was a mock and then someone complaining like that.. :laugh:
Go to this site... It's got loads of funny things bout how to piss people off in LOTR;
LMAO!But this has to be my favourite;
| QUOTE |
| -Get up in the middle of the movie and say, "Skooze me! I gotta crap!" and then noisily shove through the entire row, apologizing to everyone . As soon as you get to the isle, vociferously realize that you don't really have to crap and it was just a little indigestion from the popcorn and fake butter. Noisily shove through the entire row and back to your seat, apologizing to everyone again. -After this, scream at anyone that dares to get up during this spectacular movie that no one should miss any part of. |
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Oh, and this is funny too;
Lol.