Disclaimer: I do not own, nor am affiliated with Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortenson, or Orlando Bloom. Or any other celebrities who happen to appear.


Rating: PG-13 mostly, although perhaps a bit of R. We'll see. ;-)

Characters:
Billy Boyd
Elijah Wood
Dominic Monaghan
Viggo Mortenson
Orlando Bloom

Mena Williams
Jaime Boyd
Andrea Coppola
Mone' Wood
Samantha Reyes



With This Ring



I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.



Chapter One
Elijah’s P.O.V.

I rub my face tiredly, as I swing my feet out of the bed. Some idiot is banging on my apartment door, and for the love of God, they won't stop. Waking me up early on a Saturday morning for no good reason.

I stumble to the door and swing it open. My friend, Viggo, stands on the other side shaking his head in disapproval at me. As I study him, I realize he is wearing a suit. Oh, hell! I've slept in. My friend, Orlando, is getting married, and I am supposed to be the best man.

"What time is it?" I question frantically.
"The wedding starts in an hour," Viggo answers calmly.
Hell! I fly down the hall, knocking on my sister's door as I pass it. Obviously, Mone' has slept in as well. But, then again, the both of us always tend to do that. We should really think of investing in an endless supply of alarm clocks.

The next twenty minutes fly by in a rush, as I hurry to put my suit on and try and tame my wild hair. I had meant to get it cut before the wedding, but for some reason I kept forgetting. The bride is going to kill me for looking messy, but there is nothing I could do about it now. I only hope I can make it to the church on time.

Flying out of the bathroom, I run into the living room to spot Mone' in a frenzied state searching for her black heels. I don't know how she has managed to pull it together in such a short amount of time, but apart from the shoes she is ready to go.

"You two really are helpless," Viggo admonishes.
"Shut it," Mone' responds with a glare. Oh, Hell, I pray she isn't in a bad mood. No woman in the world can compete with the bitchiness of my sister. I challenge them all!

Anyhow, after Mone' finds her shoes, the three of us fly to my car, and I proceed to drive in Speed racer fashion to the church. Once we arrive, I jerk my vehicle into a parking spot and fling my body out. I jog to the church doors, just in time to swish past Sammi, the bride, and all of her bridesmaids. I'd bet every single one of them shot me a death stare, but I am too quick to notice. Walking as fast as I can, I make my way up the aisle to stand beside Orlando. He shoots me a nervous grin.

"I was about to think you were going to be a no-show," Orlando whispers.
"Oh no," I say with a laugh, "I made it."
"It's a good thing," Orlando tells me, "I was starting to wonder what we would do about the rings."

Oh Hell! I close my eyes briefly, as I think of the two wedding rings tucked away safely in my dresser drawer. At home. I shoot Orlando a reassuring grin, and slowly edge my way to the back of the church. Spotting my sister and Viggo, I approach their pew.

"Rings," I whisper frantically, "I need two rings!"
"That's just fabulous, Elijah," Mone' whispers back with a roll of her eyes. She holds both her hands up to reveal that they are bare. I glance at Viggo, but no such luck. He hasn't worn any rings either.

So, realizing I have no other choice, I begin to accost perfect strangers and beg them for their rings. I guess some of them think I am some type of thief for they glare at me in hatred, or completely ignore my request. Hell!!! Finally, I find a nice old lady who will lend me her ring. But, I still need one more. The opening of the church doors catches my attention. It is about to start! I can feel the sweat forming on my forehead. Suddenly, I notice Mone' is beckoning me over.

"I found this in my purse," she whispers, as she hands me a huge, gaudy red plastic heart ring. I shot her a look that clearly reads, you are insane.
"This kid gave it to me at work," Mone' explains, "And, don't look at me like that. Beggars can't be choosers!"

Looking over my shoulders, I notice that the first bridesmaid is making her way down the aisle. I know I have to act fast, so I snatch the ring from Mone' and hurriedly catch up with the bridesmaid, linking my arm in hers. Luckily, it is Mone's friend and partner in crime, Mena.
"What are you doing?" she whispers.
"I'm just helping you walk down the aisle," I mutter back, as I plaster a smile across my face.
"I'm supposed to be walking by myself," Mena hisses, "Sammi is going to kill you if you mess up this wedding!"

Luckily, we had make it to the alter and are able to part ways. I slink back into my position next to Orlando. He shoots me a strange look, but soon is completely involved in staring at his bride as she walks down the aisle. I have to admit that Sammi does look absolutely radiant, with her beautiful red hair and that dazzling smile upon her face. But, will that happiness last when she sees her wedding ring? I cringe inwardly, and hope she doesn't hit me up here in front of everyone.

The ceremony begins, and I start to zone out as the priest babbles on and on. How many weddings have I been to in the last year? It is like every one of my friends or acquaintances has wedding fever. I always feel a bit jealous. But, not anymore! For, I'll be the one getting married soon. As I think of my fiancé, a smile crosses my features. Unfortunately, she's not here with me today. She really doesn't get along well with Orlando or Sammi. Actually, she doesn't get on too well with most of my friends. I wonder why that is…. oh hell!

Orlando, Sammi, the priest, and the entire congregation are staring at me. They must have asked for the rings. Sheepishly, I dig my hand in my pocket and grab them. I gingerly drop the rings in Orlando and Sammi's hands. Orlando stifles a laugh, but Sam, let's just say, she looks at me as if she really wanted to deliver a swift kick to my posterior. My only option is to shoot her a winning smile, before the couple turns back around to finish their vows. Soon, the whole mess is over and Orlando is a married man. Cross another of my bachelor buddies off the list.

Everyone drifts outside, and I make my way over to Mone' and Viggo.
"I am so ready for the reception," I announce with a grin, loosening my tie.

YAYY!! IT'S HERE!!! :woot:
I loved that Amber! LOL!
I can't imagine getting married with a big plastic ring! :laugh:
Elijah's gonna get it sometime... At least as a "funny" memory! Hehe

Oyy! Me likes! Me likes! :D :D :D

*signs up as WTR groupie*

Okay, first of all...

YAY, IT'S UP!!!!!!

Second of all...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, let's review...

Haha!!!!! Go Mone! What a champ!!!

*snort* Bugger...hehe!

LMAO!!!!! I can only pray that that happens at my wedding...I would laugh! A lot!!

Yay Mena!!! And Sammi certainly will kill you Lij...lol

Maybe because she's a self obsessed drama queen... :laugh: hehe! But you gotta love me!!!

Or to the balls....

Yes!!! Let's all have a drink and a good laugh!!! hehe!!

Ambular, that was awesome!!! Yay, I can finally fully read one of ur fics, I'm soooo excited, and that was awesome!!!!!!! I was seriously laughing out loud!!! I love your style...it's so casual and laid back, and you write comedy beautifully! I could just imagine the expressions on people's faces - especially Orlando laughing at the rings. Really really great first chapter, I'm seriously hanging out for more!!! :) You know I love ya babe!!!

:love: Jaime

HOLY CRAP!!!

You post without telling me???? :eek: Gaaaah....

oh well, I'm going to forgive you because you know I'm already in love with your story and that I could not wait for it. And I loved the start even more with your editings....

I love Elijah and Mone' being so unreliable and frantic, and Viggo guarding them, poor love!

The plastic ring thingy was just priceless... I hope Orlando and Sam did not have a public wedding with all those paparazzi scrabbling down all details about the bride's dress and guests and jewels... hey Mone' you could have strated a new fashion!

And you said I'm your partner in crime, theeeeee!!!!!!

Oh, I'm so happy it's up. This will ease my mourning pain for Friends.

This is hillarious! I love it! ^_^ :love:

Yayy!

Now i can do it offiacily!

I can post!

and i love it! Elijah is soo cute! you knew that you were making him cute didn't you????

Didn't you?

because i already love his character!

I'm starting thinking that the real thing is that you are in love iwth him, but your real ego don't let you show it. That's why Billy's mask ..

and that's why you make elijah so cute and adorable!

And Mone ...! i love her bitchiness! it remembered a few days ago when i was in bad mood and i literally bite to the people around me... and i was so sarcastic and everything... i scared my mom ... poor little thing, she had forgot about my bad mood...

So, that's why i love mone too... Go Mone! Go with sarcastic mood!

LoL

We're one of a kind! :P

Viggo! i can imagine Viggo that way! you know, taking care of the others! very parentaly..!!! (sp? did i create that word?)

Mena... there you are! i thought you were getting married with orlando instead of having Viggo :noangel: kidding .... lol you know i love you :)

ANd Elijah's fiance isn't in the wedding next to him because she doesn't like his friends... Here and everywhere it's called mean thing! i mean, :P, you just don't stop liking your fiance's friends!! i smell trouble! much trouble!

lol

hugs
andie

No way! This time I'm persuaded to lay my lil greedy hands on him... can I Ambra? :baby1:

Hey there!
I was wondering when you'd post this.
Your banner caught my interest awhile ago.
:shine:
I really like it so far!

~Stacy~

Ok, first of all, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!
I haven't laughed so hard since this happened:
"How was it?"
"It went wooooooooahahaooooooah, and then it's over."
"I didn't get that."
"It went woooooooooahahahooooooooah, and then it's over."
"What about the rest of it?"
"It went voooooooooosh up up up and then vrooooooooomm down and woooooooooooahahahahahooooooah, adn then it's over."
-Me (The sane one), and Rachel, (the crazy one)

Second of all: Post more on this wonderfyl story!!!
Muah!
~tigger~

Your posting!!! yay!

This is just so damn funny! The big plastic red rings... I laughed so hard, people at work are looking at me like I'm nuts! See what you've done?? :)

Great start - I can't wait to see where this is going... :)

Aw, girls, thanks so much! I was beyond nervous to post, for I've never written in first person like this before. I'm glad to have you all reading. :x



Chapter Two
Viggo’s P.O.V.

I grab a glass of champagne as I make my way through the crowded reception hall. People are dancing, laughing, and drinking. Basically, having a good time. It had been a nice wedding, after all, even with Elijah's mishap.

Glancing around at all the tables, I finally spot the one where Mone' and Mena are sitting. I walk over, sit down, and wait to join the conversation.

"I wish I could change clothes," Mena says, making a disgusted face.
"Why?" I ask in a confused tone. I think Mena looks quite enchanting in her bridesmaid dress. But, then again, I always think Mena looks beautiful.

"It's pink, Viggo," Mone' informs me, as though that is the most obvious explanation in the world.
"What's wrong with pink?" I question, still not understanding.
Mena shakes her red hair at me and rolls her eyes, "Have you ever seen me wear pink in my life? I really don't understand what Sam was thinking when she picked it out. Honestly, why couldn't she have picked a darker color, like crimson or a navy blue?"

"Or black," Mone' suggests dryly. I sigh at the both of them. They are way too alike for their own good. In fact, Mone' is dressed all in black at this very moment. She always wears black to weddings, says it suits the mood. She has this thing against marriage. I guess because she and Elijah's parents got divorced when they were really young.

"I need to go and congratulate them," Mone' says aloud, as her eyes seek out Sammi and Orlando through the crowd. She gets up and approaches them, leaving Mena and I alone.

"This wedding blows," Mena comments. I choke back my laughter, as Mena shoots me a glare.
"I'm serious," she insists, "Sammi promised me that there would be some cute groomsmen here tonight. I see no one that fits that description. So, as is typical, I am suffering from the lack of a good man."

I stare at her, as she gazes out across the dance floor. Well, she doesn't have to be without a man. That is her choice. I can't count the times I have asked her out. But, Mena always turns me down. I'm not sure what it is. Maybe, she thinks I'm boring. Or, perhaps it is our age difference. I am quite a bit older than she. Yet, somehow, I think Mena is just being stubborn. I know we are perfect for each other. So, I decide to try again.

"You know," I begin to say, but her gray eyes flash into mine, and she cuts me off.
"Let's not do this again, Viggo," Mena states with a tired sigh.
"I don't understand why you won't give me a chance," I say for what must be the millionth time since I've known her.
"Viggo!" Mena exclaims, "You're an excellent friend, but that's it. I will never date you. End of story!"

I frown, and look away. I know I should be used to it by know, but her rejection still hurts a bit.
"I need a drink," I hear her mumble, as she leaves the table.

Quickly, I gulp down the rest of my own drink, wondering if Mena will ever change her mind about us. As I decide to sit and mope, I hear a voice call out my name. Turning around, I grin when I see who it is. Dom shoots me a huge smile, as he hurries forward.

"How are you, Vig?" Dom questions in his characteristically loud voice. He reaches forward and shakes my hand vigorously. Dom has been my friend for years, and he is honestly one of the funniest people I know.

"I'm fine," I comment. Dom runs his hand through his blonde hair, as he eyes me skeptically.
"I just saw your Mena walking away. Bang, Bang, she shot you down again?" he asks.
Rolling my eyes, I nod at him. No point in lying.
"You have a date tonight?" I question, trying to get the attention off myself.
Dom grins, "Not at the moment. But, I do have my eye on that brunette over there."
"Well, are you going to talk to her, or what?" I inquire.
"I'm waiting for the perfect moment," Dom explains, "You can't rush these things."

I being to laugh, causing Dom to glare at me. Standing up, I glance over at the oblivious girl.
"Well, if you're not going to ask her to dance," I say to Dom, "I just might."

I stifle my laughter as Dom jumps up and runs toward her. I knew all he needed was a little push. Sitting back down, I can't help but grin as I watch Dom nervously approaching his hapless victim. Really, Dom was just the person to get my mind off of Mena's rejection.

Aww! Poor Viggo...
Wow, Mena turning him down? That's quite unrealistic! LOL! Hehehe
She's gonna freak out when she reads that! Hehehe

And OMG Dom is too cute! LOL! (I always love his character!!!!)

LoL :lmao:

she wants to run away with Orlando, viggo is not for her :lmao: lol

kidding querida!

LoL

god, i love doing that!!

LoL

hugs
andie

Mena turned Viggo down??? Mena, hun, are you sick or something??? *takes Mena's temprature* Nope...no fever...yet such odd behavior...
Great story, Ambrosia! Post more soon!

Andie xxx

muoahahahhahahah!!! Andie, quit pairing me with Orlando! Flor, you're so right. It is amazing coz you girls know me by now, and we understand each other. It's cool how people all around the world read a beautiful story (yes Ambra, beautiful!) and think: the chick is going to freak out.

You know what I mean? :blush:
Me rejecing Viggo... God, it's just the craziest thing ever! But I love ficMena being like that, come on, I've been drooling over him in countless stories, it's time that I get my payback!

Mone' and Mena... sounds like two psycho tv twins!! :lmao:

Lucky bitch! And you leave me rotting in pink!! *glares at Sammi* I see, marrying Orlando can blow your brains but come on!!!

A bit older??? :eek: Man, you're over 20 years my senior, and you know, all those small things about not even owing a phone or a tv... cryptic!

LOL @ Dom!!!
Bang bang, he shot me down,
bang bang, I hit the ground
bang bang, that awful sound
bang bang, my baby shot me down...

that was priceless!

Ambra, hun, trust your skills... can't you see we all do? :wub:

Awe... Viggo
:cry:
It's a little surprising that Mena would turn Viggo down, but I suppose she has her reasons.
Well, at least Viggo has Dom to keep his mind off of her.

:yay:

~Stacy~

:eek: Pink? Are you joking me?! *strangles storySelf* What is wrong with you, storySam?! You had to pick the most hideous color, didn't you?! I mean, green is such a better color! I think I was stoned and plastered when I picked out dresses, don't you think so?

This has to go in the books. I mean, Mena, rejecting Viggo? Never in a million years, chica.

And seriously...a new fashion statement with a plastic wedding ring. I mean, can you say cheap? No use spending too much money on jewels. Although, I would probably be pretty pissed now that I think about it.

These are wonderful, Amber! Ah! I can't wait for more. You're doing an awesome job on the first-person POV. Lord knows how hard it is. ;)

I noticed that this thing of me rejecting Viggo shocked everybody!

Does it mean that in the truth, I tired Hell out of ya'll with my droolings????? :lmao:

No no...there's plenty of room to drool, hun. Plenty.

*is confused*

Mena TURNED DOWN Viggo????

What the hell alternate reality is THIS set in?!?!?! lol j/k hun!!!

Hehe, that was awesome Ambular!! Love it love it love it!!!!!!!!! *kisses*

Jaime

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Aw, girls, thanks for reading! And, I see I've shocked quite a few of you with Mena turning down Viggo. :shine: Who would have thought? It'd almost be like me turning down Billy. :lmao: Now, here we have some Dommie goodness, and intro of Andie. :x



Chapter Three
Dom's P.O.V.

I take a deep breath, as I make my way across the crowded dance floor and approach the brunette I've had my eye on the whole night. Really, I consider her a very lucky girl. All the ladies want a taste of Dom, and she's the fortunate one who's gonna get it. No, I'm not full of myself, I'm just confident. Women love me. It's a proven fact. And this one, wow, she is unbelievably beautiful. I've never seen her before, which is odd because I know almost everyone at this wedding.

At last, I am standing before her. The brunette glances at me curiously, but says nothing. Ah, she wants me to make the first move. I like this.
"Hello there," I say flirtatiously.
"Hi," she says back, carefully arching one of her perfectly shaped eyebrows at me. Do not try to resist, my pretty one, for no one can hold out against my charm!

"I couldn't help but notice you standing over here," I comment.
"Oh really," the brunette says in a somewhat sarcastic tone. I find this odd. Shouldn't she be giggling or blushing by now? That is, after all, the usual reaction I get.

"I'm Dom," I state, holding my hand out to her. She looks down at my hand as though it disgusts her, and gingerly places her own in mine. As fast as possible, she pulls it away.
"I'm Andrea," she replies, as her eyes scan the room. Is she looking for a possible means of escape? What is happening is unconceivable to me. Since when does a woman reject my advances? There must be something wrong with this one, but I decide to keep trying, as she is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. And, of course, I'm not one to give up so easily.

"So, how do you know Sammi and Orlando?" I ask conversationally.
"Well," Andrea answers, absently fiddling with her necklace, "I went to college with Sam, and we've been friends ever since."
"Really?" I question, "I thought I knew most of Samantha's friends."
"You know she hates to be called that," Andrea responds in a dry tone.
"I know," I say with a huge grin. It is ever so much fun to annoy Sam.

"I just moved back to town," Andrea explains, "That's why you don't know me."
"Well, that will just have to be something we'll remedy," I say confidently. She frowns at me, and I begin to feel uneasy. Am I losing my touch? What the hell is going on?

"What'd you say your name was again?" she asks.
"Dom," I respond uneasily.
Suddenly, Andrea smirks, and I start to feel that things are about to get worse.
"Sammi told me all about you," Andrea begins, "She told me to be sure and steer clear of you."

Damn that Sam! She never liked me! It's not my fault that every time Orlando and I go out something bad ends up happening. I'm not the one who told him to piss in a fountain that night, and it's certainly not my fault that a cop was watching. Or like the time I took Orlando out on he and Sam's anniversary and he ended up getting wasted. Not my fault! I didn't know what day it was. I feel my eyes narrow, as I search out Sam in the crowd. I spot her laughing and dancing around in her wedding dress. That bitch!

"Yeah," Andrea continues, "She said you were a cocky bastard with no brains or future, and that all you care about is the next woman you can trick into sleeping with you and then dump."
My mouth drops open, and I feel my ears begin to burn. A tiny part of me thinks that statement hit a little too close to home.

"Oh yeah," Andrea goes on mercilessly, "She also said you're cheap."
"Hey!" I protest, "I may be a lot of things, but I am not cheap!"

Andrea giggles, as I grab a glass of champagne that is sitting on the table behind us. I drink it down in one gulp and stare at the floor. Well, it's official. Somehow, I've lost my touch. Of course, Sammi is partially to blame, but this girl wasn't digging me from the beginning. Things are looking very bleak at the moment. Very bleak indeed.

"Well?" Andrea questions.
"What?" I ask dully.
"Are you just going to sit there?" Andrea inquires, "Or are you going to prove her wrong?"

My head darts up, and I notice her eyes are sparkling at me. Ah-ha! So, she's been teasing me this whole while. And, I'm back in the game! I shoot her my best and most suave smile.

"Would you care to dance, Miss Andrea?" I ask in a smooth voice.
She seems to consider it a moment before answering. Still playing hard to get. I love it!
"I guess so," Andrea replies slowly. I stand up and reach for her hand. We walk a few steps and join the other wedding guests on the dance floor. A slow song is on, so I have the perfect excuse to pull her exquisite body close.

"You know you're the most beautiful woman in here," I whisper, carefully pushing her long, brown hair behind her ear. Andrea makes a face.
"Very smooth," she says with a giggle, "but I thought the bride is always the most beautiful woman at a wedding."
I snort in reply, and Andrea throws back her head and laughs aloud. I realize her laugh really has a most enchanting ring to it.
"I can really tell that you and Sam don't mix well," she says.
"Oil and water, darling," I reply, "Oil and water."

I quickly reach for Andrea's hand and spin her around. She shoots me a sly smile.
"Sammi was right to warn me about you," she tells me, "You're quite the charmer."

I can feel the grin on my face spreading wider and wider. I knew I hadn't lost it. Damn, I'm so good! I ponder making a move on Andrea, but something holds me back. I have a strange feeling that this one is special. A woman to take my time with. This could possibly be the beginning of a long lasting relationship.

I shake my head quickly. What am I thinking? I haven't had a long relationship in, well, ever. What is it about Andrea that has my mind running around like this? I've only met her less than an hour ago. As I look down at her, I feel my pulse quicken. Maybe it's her eyes. Or her adorable nose. Or that smile that any woman would kill for. I'm not sure, but I'm feeling very thankful that I came to this wedding tonight. I’m still staring at Andrea foolishly when the song ends.
Suddenly, I notice her peer over my shoulder and smile.
"Hey, Claire," Andrea calls out, pulling out of my embrace and leaving me on the dance floor. I feel very cold at the moment. My eyes follow Andrea and I watch her embrace a petite blonde. I slowly approach the two.

"Claire, this is Dom," Andrea says, introducing us. I smile slightly, already bored and annoyed with this intruding woman. Why did she have to interrupt my moment with Andrea?

"And, Dom, this is Claire," she continues, "My girlfriend."

Bloody hell!!!!!!

i'm reading this one too even if i don't post! its really really good!

alright she cannot have a girlfriend her and dom have to be good.

love it! bump!

Yesssssssssss!!! Take that!!! Aw, Dom's face must be priceless!!!!

Oh, I like Dom. But just coz he's not here. He has all the basics to tick me off. ^_^

Okay, I don't do this too often but I LOVED this chapter, so I'm going to do a long reply. ^_^

<_<

:blink:
*Jaw hits the floor*
Are you kidding me?!?!?!
WOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, I didn't expect that!!
:faint:

Amber, this is awesome!!!! I can tell this is going to be one of my favorite stories.
Keep up the good work!
:yay:
~Stacy~

God I love you! you made intelligent enough to not fall for him! and you gave excellent ideas for keeping away jerks!

that's me!

I''m no one's trophey <_< first mistake, if i could read your mind i'd hit you in the part that you'd be more sorry about!

Come on .. .try, you'll find your first exception to the rule <_<

Really? in my country is called to ignore... (sp?)

You know? men have stupid questions when it's about approaching to women ... use your brains guys!

Like in mexico we say: Si quieres azul celeste, que le cueste (If you want sky blue, you have to pay the fee... or something like that...)
You know my Dommie? Not every girl is a bimbo who looks after laid on you ... there some girls who are intelligent, beautiful and sarcastic... take on that okay?

Ohhh well, we have a stubborn one ..

I laughed... if he'd say that i'd like him more..!

I know I'd say those words!!!

At least he is not denying anymore :unsure:

You just don't learn a thing huh?

Use your imagination! you know there are better quotes than THAT

Oh yes, god baby, i need you i love you <_< Am I that transparent???

That, Honey, is Andie's charm, welcome to her spell :king:

Andie's spell:

I'm a witch :shine:

A very clever one!

I love Andie's post.Yes precious, I do. Far away ar the times when she posted short replies!! *hugs Andie*
I'm j/k sis... hail to Amber's power!!

Sorry. I'm in uni, and of course, I'm totally deranged. Can we have some more, puhleaseeee? :wub:

Positively brilliant, dahling!! *applaudes* :bow:

Andie (aka Elijah's naughty little sex monkey)

:lmao:

THAT WAS GREAT!!
I love Dom being such a coky bastard! LOL
And omg that ending was just... A W E S O M E !!!
:laugh:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Ambular honey, you are the only author on here that has the ability to make me laugh out loud! Seriously, if anyone else was home right now, they'd think I was a nut 'cuz I was just cracking up all through that!!! I can see that Dom's going to be a very interesting character to watch!! And Andie? What can I say babe? LMAO!!!!!

That was awesome, more soon please!!!!

Jaime

Thanks everyone!!!!!!!

Here we are, the next chapter. For my Jaime girl! ^_^



Chapter Four
Jaime’s POV

My steps are brisk as I make my way around the reception hall, surveying things. Much to my delight, the wedding went off without a hitch. Well, that is, if you don't count the blue-eyed wonder, Elijah, and his mishap with the rings. (I don't.)

Now, if I make sure the reception goes as smoothly, I can consider Sammi and Orlando another set of happy customers. It's not always easy being a wedding planner, you know. Sometimes, disastrous and unexpected things can happen. You always have to be on your toes. And, I am happy to say, I have had countless successful weddings. No run away grooms for me, thank you very much! Sure, I've had to talk several of them out of their cold feet, and even had to drag one back into the church. But, it all works out in the end, and I get to have the reputation of this town's best and most efficient wedding planner.

After checking out the food, I rush to inform the caterer that the vegetable tray is running low. He frowns at me for telling him how to do his job, but hell, he can just get over his little fit. I want everything to be amazing tonight. It's not always fun being a perfectionist, but I have to be to get my job done. As I'm walking back from the kitchen, I run into Elijah.

"You almost ruined my wedding," I scold, shaking my finger at him.
Elijah shoots me a funny grin, revealing the gap between his two front teeth. It's hard to stay mad at a guy as sweet as he is.
"Your wedding, Jaime?" he questions, those blue eyes a sparkling.
"You know what I mean," I shoot back, "I've been planning it for eight months now. Might as well be mine."

Elijah laughs, the grin on his face getting even bigger. The intense blue of his eyes surprises me a bit, as I tuck a strand of my red hair behind my ear.
"And, what of the plans for my wedding?" Elijah asks mischievously, "Or should I say 'our' wedding?"

I laugh and roll my eyes. I'd been helping Elijah plan his wedding to Misty for the last couple of months. Actually, I had been mostly working with Elijah and his sister, Mone'. The most bizarre thing of all was that I'd never even met the bride-to-be. Usually, it is the woman I work with. Yet, in this situation, Elijah seems to be the more gung ho of the two about matrimony. I have gathered that he is a sappy romantic at heart.

"I booked the band you want yesterday," I announce happily.
"Great," Elijah responds, "Mone' and I should be around this week to look at flowers. I'll need my sister's help, for I really don't have a clue about stuff like that."
"What about your fiancée’, Misty?" I can't help but question.
"Uh," Elijah hesitates, "She's sort of busy with work lately."
"Too busy to talk about her own wedding?"

Elijah begins to frown, and I realize I should have kept my big fat mouth shut. I never think before I speak, and I am an expert at blurting out the most idiotic things.
"I said Mone' and I will be there," Elijah reiterates.

I nod and smile, satisfied that at least his sister would be there. Mone' and I really hit it off after our first meeting, and our friendship's been growing ever since. I've tried to hook her up with my brother, Billy, but she's a self-proclaimed man-hater, and keeps refusing. Silly thing! They would be perfect together. Elijah seems to read my mind, for his next question is about my brother.

"So, Jaime," he begins, "Is Billy going to show tonight?"
Elijah and Billy go way back. Actually, Billy helped me get the job as Elijah's wedding planner. For, I had never met Lij before he hired me.
"He claimed he was coming to watch Orlando get hitched," I say, giggling as I use Billy's exact words.
"Well, I didn't see him at the ceremony," Elijah says, "I was hoping we could catch up on things."

I shrug quickly, my hazel eyes scanning the room, "Billy might come for the reception. You know Scotsmen, can't pass up the free liquor."
Elijah laughs, knowing full well that I am right.
Some people find it odd that I have a Scottish brother, when I'm most definitely Australian. The thing is that Billy and I are only half brother and sister. And, he's a good deal older than me. So, we had two very different upbringings, but we get along well despite all that.

Suddenly, a shrill noise begins emanating from my purse. I make a face realizing it's my cell phone.
"I'll let you get that, Jaime," Elijah says with a smile, "See you later."
My eyes follow him as he walks away. He is a handsome man, but I really shouldn't be thinking that. As I gaze at my phone, a flush rises on my face when I realize it's my boyfriend calling. Good thing he doesn't know what I was just thinking.

"Hey, babe," his voice floats lazily across the line.
"Hey, Rhett," I answer, "What's up?"
"Nothing," Rhett replies, "I was just wondering when you were coming home."
I sigh, trying to keep my frustration inside. Rhett knows good and well that I have to stay until the reception is over, and that won't be until the early morning hours.
"Not for a while," I say, desperately trying to keep my voice even and calm. I hear Rhett sigh on the other end of the line.
"You know, maybe I'd like to spend some time with my girlfriend once in a while."

Guilt immediately overwhelms me. I have been working like crazy lately.
"I don't have any plans next weekend," Istate slowly, "We'll spend it together."
"Fine, Jaime," Rhett answers before hanging up the phone. I stare at the ground sadly. Even with all I know about weddings, I wonder if I'll ever have one of my own. For, it seems like I can't get a relationship to work. Maybe the old phrase always a bridesmaid, never a bride should be changed to always a wedding planner, never a bride. It sounds about right to me.

You're welcome!!!!! :wub:

I'd laugh at it ... at least Sammi can say that no one had ever had a ring like her!

Lol! i can imagine Jaime doing that!!!!!!!!!! Lol

And that;s not perfectionist :rolleyes:

Your inner had talk jaime! accept it! you wanted to get married with Orlando (poor Orlando! i put him with everyone!) lol

you know you want that!!

No way??? Are you kidding me? :rolleyes:

Good point ... what about your fiancee Elijah?

Don't be sorry! It was the true! If he doesn't like it! it's a problem there! LoL (i'd say that even so!)

AMBER DISMISSIN BILLY? the world has lost its reality. We're lost in an altern world, Anna is ignoring VIggo, AMber is ditching Billy and I'm lesbian and ignoring a jerk named Dom ...

Where is the world i used to know? :cry:

True, very true!

I know that too!!!

I think you should. There's always a moment to be able to think about the hotness of a boy ... :drool: aka, elijah hotness

I don't like him <_<

Selfish

true! Now! leave him! run to elijah! and kiss him!!

two things can happen:

1st - He'll tell you that he love you with all his heart
2nd - it may happen like in My best friend's wedding... he'll run after the bride and you'll run after him ... not very good idea after all

:cry: :cry:

hugs
andie

Yay! I read this and I'm glad I did! Amber, this story is so funny but I love its style! I can't wait for more of this! I love the relationships between all the couples!

Luvs

Sarah

Before I start quoting the chapter (and I'll probably quote the whole thing! lol) just had to quote Andie...

Damn, you said it girl!!!! Ambular, have you been playing around with the Alternate Universe machine to get these crazy people?? Evil, evil girl... :laugh:

Okay, on with the chap review...

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!!!!!

WTF??? MY wedding, dammit, MINE!!!!!!

Good, I don't wanna. <_<

Too true...le sigh. You know me too well Material Girl.

Amber, you really like to write against type don't you!!! lol I love it!!!

Grrr...he better at least be hot. Like...JD hot... ;)2

What a rude ass!!!!

But that was too cool Ambular, this story is awesome!!! Pretty pretty please write more soon!!!!! :) Luv ya babe!

Jaime

I support you girl! let's put the wanna be brde in a box ( i don't care i don' have anything to do with Elijah ...) :shutup: :lalala:

LoL

hugs
andie

And i didn't say:

Jaime planning Elijah wedding without killing the bride :P or hiding her in a secret place

LMFAO!!!! god, you girls are nuts. Well, all we are I guess. Ohhh, and Jaime is Billy's sister!! He has a redhead as a sister! Mmm... this reminds me of something. :shine:
bfff, I wanted to quote something, but Andie stole all of my favourite quotes <_< so I guess for the sake of the bandwrith of this lovey site, Ill keep my mouth shut and my hands down.

You know girls, what makes me smile most of all? Thta our beloved Amber was scared to post this. Hello????? Don't you see girl, that we're all helplessly hooked?
But Andie is right, the world here is totally upside down. That's why it suits us, I guess.

Love ya!! :wub:

Awe Jamie!!
:cry2:
You'll find your groom soon enough, hun!
If Rhett doesn't work out there are plenty of fish in the sea.

:lmao:
I guess pigs really can fly!!
*answers ringing cell phone*
The devil's just called me, he said hell just froze over!!!

:yay:
~Stacy~

Amen!

:bow:

hugs
andie

Oooii
Poor Jaime!! So busy...
But Rhett sounded sort of a jerk to me <_<
Can't he understand??

And mm.. I wonder what's up with Misty... Well, poor Lijah too! She seems never to be there either..

See? It's fate!!
*pulls Jaime and ELijah together*
:shine: There!!