Yes, because YOU know you're CI!
This is the place that'll help you start walking the right path: that of madness, delirium, and - why not include it here too - insanity!! :D

We provide many ways of making believe you really are improving, for example, blue eyes boys who attend every once in a while. He - and his clones - can make you feign a bit of mental sanity, just so your family thinks you're getting better and you still come to see him! ^_^

We've also tried the help of a certain curly haired man, but he just kept driving our female patients even madder...

He's the director of the C.I.A. now.

So, feel welcome to express all your Insanity, and - if you want - feign recovering.
But don't worry, Insanity is your friend.
We accept Insanity as a normal way of being.

Kindly,
your C.I.A. crew

Here! me !!

official member!!! put me in the gold list!! LOL

I'm insane... gosh, yeap, I'm not crazy, just a little unwell, right now you can't tell, but stay around and maybe then you'll see a different part of me ...

see? that doesn't mean that i'm crazy...!!!

I need blue eyes medicine... my parents left me here thinking that i'll be better, i guess i can! lol ... just don't take me away from the director... pretty please??? lol
:noangel:

lol

luvly
andie

I guess my moment has come then...

*steps in*

Hi... my name is Anna and I think I've never eaten fish...

*looks around*

I mean, I am afraid I am insane. Totally. I talk to myself. I got an alter-ego, but she refused to be here tonight. I tried to persuade her, let me try again...

Anna: preciousss, do you want to talk to the pretty ladies here? Don't you, preciousss?

Mena: no! Liars! Thieves! they stole it from us! We want it back!

Anna: what do you want back?

Mena: Viggo! My preciousss!!!!!!

Anna: *covers Mena's mouth with a hand.* So... this is us, erm, me. Do you think I can join?

Me! Me! Meeeeeee!!!

I am an officially insane lass, I am asking anyhow, although I know that I do belong here!
Can I join the club? I don't think I need to list all the madness I can be capable of, so I?

*waggles eyebrows*

:laugh:

hmmm, I read mention of this in Friends, and I must say, no insane club would be complete without me. There are so many reasons to be insane, but this week the main reason would be FINALSSSSSS (from Hell)

Now, Anna had to read through my patented Levels of Insanity, I don't know if I will put the rest of you through it, however. It is just the fact that my brain flew away, far far away, when I need it the most!!!

Insanity overwhelmssssss. It overwhelmss!

kukks, i think you know that i qualify among the completely insane.

all too well.

OOH mena, you have an alter ego too? wow, i guess our alter ego's should get along then... i just have to go looking for mine...

Lyra: i'm right here, bitch.

*le sigh* okay, well, there she is. Ignore her, she's just the bitchy, crazy, irresponsible side of me.

Lyra: yeah, you can tell yourself that if it makes you feel better.

Heidi: screw off.

Lyra: make me.

Heidi: *sighs*

yeah, i know, we have a shitty relationship, me and my alter ego.

Lyra: you can say that again.

Heidi: We have a shitty...

Lyra: i didnt mean it literally dumbass.

Heidi: Oh.

Lyra: i also happen to be the smart half of her...

Heidi: so she likes to think.

ARGH! SEE! we could go on for ever. Hehe... but mena im sure yours isnt as mean as mine. See, she's trying to help you! *nods*

see... im insane... i have a mad bitch of an alterego, i come up with crazy kidnapping plans (:tsk: huh kukks? or should i say we? hehe...), and... urm... IM IN NEED OF BLUE EYED HELP, especially if its made possible by a certain curly haired brown eyed guy... *drools* (FLOWER! WHERE ARE THE GREEN EYES?! unfaithful ville obsessee. tsk... should be ashamed of urself darling. hehe, just kiddin)

hehe, so kukks, you think i can join? PWEASEE?!!?? (great title by the way... hehe...)

:kiss2:

:lmao:

Sorry, I think I didn't put this right but...

WHERE DID YOU READ YOU HAD TO ASK FOR PERMISSION TO JOIN??

Er.. I mean...
the C.I.A. is a cooperative Agency, and we make an effort to help as many people as we can to admire the beauty of our director and volunteers to recover from their insanity.

To answer to the question Heidi/Lyra asked: we have a wide range of (male) volunteers. It is your choice, who'll be your keeper, and in charge of sending you off to the wrong right path. Among them, you will certainly find that green eyed man you've heard so much of. He's one of our biggest prides ;-)

LoL! Please know I'm not like that ^ always. Well, actually I'm never like that...

As you must've guessed: I'm just Insane!

Andie- It was you who inspired this! You're definitely worth being here! ;-)

Mena-

:laugh:
YAY! Doryyy!!
LoL!
That movie rocked so much...

Ursi- I don't know how mad you really are, but you sure are able to provoke madness! *coughLCOTScough* So.. Welcome! :shine:

Amber- LOL! In a way, you are responsible of this too! Another author able to drive us insane! And don't worry, you can share the Insanity, that's why we're here ^_^ (I'm scaring me.. I begin to sound really serious about this!! :blink: )

Heidi- Did you have any doubts you belonged here? I didn't...! ;-)

Ly- Stop bitching!! LoL!

I really need the blue eyed boy medicine... but he keeps running away from me!! I just start talking with my best imaginary friend Ivory, and then he keeps running!!

I need his medicine :cry:

maybe not to make me better... but it tastes good... it tastes like vanilla, or strawberry... or chocooolateeeee

*Calls to Ivory*

Andie- Come and say hi Ivory!

*silence*

*andie smiles awkward*

ANdie- She is shy.... IVORY come here darlin...

*silence*

Andie- She loves to hide... Ivory, they may bring us the precious, *cough* sorry, Elijah

*silence...*

Andie- Well, she was in here a moment ago, maybe she went looking for blue eyed medicine... We likeeessss it.

luvly
andie

HEHEH!!

you know what? i think that all my issues with my alter ego have made me in need of a multi colored service. SO i think i'll have blue eyes and then brown eyes and then green eyes and then more green eyes and then, ooh maybe some more green eyes (especially if said green eyes have an overly large amount of eyeliner around them) and then possibly some more brown eyes and then a dose of brown curly hair with brown eyes and then i think i'll make sure that the green eyes are accompanied by black hair (*cough*kukka!hehe!*cough*) and then, well, i could go in for some more blue eyes...

you get the point. hehe... I really think it'd help my condition! Honestly! *nods enthusiasticly*

Lyra: you make no fucking sense, dumbass.

Heidi: *pouts* she's soo meaaaannnnn!! *sobs*

Lyra: hehe, dork.

*le sigh* i dunno, Kukks, hope she listens to you sometime soon. *pokes Lyra*

:kiss2:

Well...I think everyone already knows I'm completely psychotic, so...lol....I definitely belong here.

Need green-eyes therapy. And blue eyes. and yes, I'm totally over my Elijah obsession. *cough*bamhasbeautifulblueeyes*cough*.

Yay for schizos! My personalities don't really talk amongst themselves, they just pop up at random moments. And occasionally try to kill one another. SO generally the weaker ones like Innocent Me and Nice Me hide away...they don't come out much. Bitchy, Slutty, and Freak are probably seen the most often.

:P

<333

Ohhh, pretty lasses in here! *pats Ambra and her levels of insanity*

Ladies and gentlemen, this girl is an insanity master. I got an alter ego, so I share my insanity with her, but this pretty girl here is one!

Mena: i beg your pardon? Who's got an alter ego?

Anna: I do. You are.

Mena: No way! YOU are!

Anna* takes out ID* :hello! there's my name printed in here!!

Mena*pouts*

Anna *glances at all girls. Lingers on Heidi*: you see Heidi? that's the way to shut them up! hey, it's me and Mena, and you and lyra... know what it means???

POCKER!!!! :lmao:

que?

*scratches head*

omg... im confused... stupid me...

Lyra: you can say that again.

Heidi: stupi...

Lyra: oh for the love of fuck.

^_^

hehe... SARAH!! yes, you definately qualify as insane... heheh... *kisses* me luvs!!!

right, must go...

:kiss2:

*keeps calling*

Andrea: Ivory...??? Ivory...?? come here ...

*silence...*

Andrea: stupid Ivory... she doesn't appear! but i swear she told me that she wanted to meet you girls! and to Mena and to Lyra... but she is too shy...


*keeps calling*

Andrea: Ivory.... ???

*silence... she goes out of the room*

*silence*

luvly
andie

Lyra: Dammit Ivory get ur ass over here!

Heidi: oi! watch your language!

Lyra: *sticks her tounge out*

Heidi: hmph.

hehe...i'm eating chocolate... chocolate is goooooooooodddd....

mmmmm SO yummy...

im gonna get fat if i don't stop.

Lyra: You already are fat.

Heidi: well, that means you are too.

Lyra: oh. Fuck. oh well. *stuffs chocolate in her mouth*

i think... that if i dont get a doctor soon i'm going to get beyond help... *hint hint nudge nudge*

:kiss2:

Arsi: you silly fat chick! Bring your fat arse this way and stop drooling in front of the PC.

Ursi: *pouting and with tears welling up in her eyes* I am not fat! I am thickboned! And I am not drooling!
*wipes drool away from her chin*

Arsi: you are drooling once again for that skinny Brit arse!

Ursi: His arse is not skinny!

Arsi: *raises a brow* Ah, no?

Ursi: No! It is well toned... and... *starts drooling once again*

Arsi pulls off Pc wire...

tbc

Okay... this is officially... We are insane ...

Oh! there she goes!!

*runs after a invisible thing*

Andrea: Ivory! Come in! Lyra gots chocolate...!!

luvly
andie

:lmao:

I'm beginning to doubt if I'm insane enough to have started this... :unsure:

Kukka: Who are you kidding?

Flower: No one...

Kukka: Then stop it!!

Flower: Stop what?

Kukka: Complaining!!

Flower: I was complaining??

Kukka: *sigh*

Flower: Whee!! Chocolate!! :woot: *steals chocolate from Lyra*

Kukka: This could unleash the wrath of Lyra, you know?

Flower: Omph Shouphs me knowsh!!

Kukka: :rolleyes:

o god kukks, you gone and done it now. *grabs lyra's arms*

Lyra: DAMN BITCH TOOK MY FU*KING CHOCOLATE!

*ties Lyra to a chair and gags her*

hey, look Anna! another way to shut them up! *pokes the struggling Lyra*

Lyra: Mmmph mphpshph biscmhph!

Heidi: :neene:

:kiss2:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Oh no! Ursi & Arsi... run people, run!! :lmao:

Oh well... *hands Elijah chocolate to ivory, hoping this will persuade her to show up...

I am extremely disappointed to find out almost everyone in here has a crazy alter ego...

Mena: idiot, wanted to be the one?

Anna: *sniffffff* well at least I can shut you up and act normal!

Mena: *thunders* you what?? Dare telling your chicks here what you did last night!

Anna: :eek:

Mena: the boastful nerd redhead here wrote her rattlings til 5 am insteade of studying! I'll tell mum! And she spent half the afternoon thinking of off cocktails named after movie characters! Let's beat her up!

Anna: I am not a nerd redhead! I am a creative, copper haired pretty girl!

Mena: *shouts* I'd rather be dead than have red in my head!

Anna: YOU HAVE, STUPID THING!

Mena: dammit.

I think I'm worthy of the title 'Insane'. Lol.

:lmao:

Welcome lovingtheblueeyedangel!! ^_^

ahhaha... hehe...


meh.. nothing to say... lyra's taking a nap, apparently.

eeeeehhh... i think i'm going to go drool over my new orlando/ville/ashton/alex band posters...

because they're worth it.

oh god... stupid adverts... *smashes tv*

:kiss2:

:laugh: *Runs in with huge inflatable hammer and starts hitting the TV madly with it* :knight: :noangel: *Smiles sweetly*

OMG!!

Add meee!! add meeeee!!!

:lmao:

Hey! Poor TV!!

*everyone stares*

Kukka: See? You're gonna get yourself killed!!
Flower: I'm gonna get us both killed!
Kukka: HOW'S THAT BETTER??

*Kukka & Flower run away*

((Addy! :) welcome!))

I don't, hun. See, I'm insane enough on my own. There is no room for an alter ego. Rather be dead than have red in my head? I know where you got that from, precioussss, yesss, I do.

I don't have an alter ego... Ivory is not me, that's silly! Ivory is my very very best friend!!

so, i'm not insane ... just because you can't see Ivory... because Ivory is magic, she is a faerie ... :blush: so she doesn't want to be seen :blush:

Alter ego <_<

Nah

luvly
andie

Betcha!!! Two Amber?? that would be too much!! naaaw hun, you do not NEED an alter ego!! :lmao:

Andie... a fairy?
*looks around*

Andie, darling, you can tell it too me... did you take mummy's pills again? I won't tell her!

hehe...

faeries? where where? *pulls out a net*

*chases imaginary faeries around*

I CAUGHT ONE I CAUGHT ONE! *looks in the net* *the net is empty* awww.... man.... i wanted a faerie! *runs up to Mena* do you have a faerie? *pouts* *looks around* *sits down crying*

Lyra: I don't know her... I don't know her...
Heidi: YES YOU DO! :cry:
Lyra: nope. never heard of you before. Who are you?
Heidi: shove off!
Lyra: shove? what? nope.

...urm... excuse that please..

:kiss2:

Nope... i don't take any white little pills that my mom has in her bed table... nope, none of those..


And Ivory says that you are a bad girl ... that you won't see faeries for a long time ...

bad, bad girl

luvly
andie

What about faeries?
I want one!

*Buys giant net and plots to kidnap a faerie*

it just won't do...
without the goo...
said Mrs McSue
As she walked down the stairs,
TWO BY TWO!


EHEHEHEEHEHHEHE! *runs away singing*

:kiss2:

Enjoy your faries luv! I'll take the elves!!!!!!! :tsk:

I know. It would be a bad and dangerous situation, I'll tell you that much. :laugh:

Yeah....welll.... I am a faerie, so booya! See, see, check out the name! *pokes screen name*

I can fly, too! Se? *tries to fly*

*falls over*

OKay, so maybe I can't fly so well.....but I am a fairy! *nods*

We had to draw faeries in English the other day (Queen Mab, reading Romeo and Juliet...lol). And my teacher made fun of me because every time we have to draw people, mine always look either psychotic or on acid.

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:lmao:

OMG I love huge inflatable hammers!!! One time I got one at the fair and so all day I carried it around and bashed my friends on the head with it...adn it squeaked when it hit them.

Yupyup. Huge inflatable hammers are the bomb.

<333

*shakes head*

sarah, sarah... ehehe... cannot say that i have discovered the delights of the wonderful inflatable hammer yet...

but will say that I have a weird obsession with candle snuffers - they make good nose covers, im highly tempted to try and convince michael jackson to invest in one, then he can hold it over his nose so we don't have to see it and if he's lucky he'll get one that hasn't been used and won't get soot all over his face!!

*pokes the sarah*

funny how your drawings come out like that... it could imply something...

^_^ *squeeze*

:kiss2:

....I think I've lost my alter ego
I thought she'd be here, but she's probably in denial so...

WHEEEEEEEEEE <-- random spurt of happiness. it's over now, don't worry.

*bringing this back to life*
...
...
...
I CAN'T HELP IT!!
wake me up insideee, wake me up insideee, call my name and saaave meee frooom the daaaark! bid my blood to ruuun, before I come undoooone, save me from the noooothiiiiing IIII've beeeeecooooomeee! (briiiiiing meeee tooooo liiiifeeee)

That is like me!!!

LoL

me and my very good practice of starting singing when i'm talking...

it becomes really weird after a while...

isn't Flower?

lol

hugs
andie

Ps. and ivory

:eek:
oh please add me!


jaja you know flor, that i am completely insane! and andie knows too!

can i? :eeeek:

:lmao: :laugh: