Top 25 laws


Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco


One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign


You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona


If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas



It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska


Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida


Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico


Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico



All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Location: United States, Michigan, Rochester



It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida



Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
Location: United States, New York, New York



It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco



The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York


Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Location: United States, Iowa, Marshalltown



It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove



A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas



It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Location: United States, Ohio, Oxford



You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
Location: United States, Minnesota, Virginia



When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County



It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago



It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Location: United States, Arizona, Tombstone



No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Location: United States, California



It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur



Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Location: United Kingdom, York


Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
Location: United States, Texas, Texarkana


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