Hello my name is Graham.... and I'm an alcoholic.

Audience: :) Hello Graham!

Hi, I'm Kate.

:unsure: Ever since I learned that the adhesive on the back of stamps had 1/10 of a calorie, I have been licking them instead of eating.

Hey Graham and Kate...

I'm Vicky and i discovered recently that electricty is not something you should play with when it's raining, and also-dont eat iron filings as a sandwich filler just because the rest of the apartment is void of food.

Hey Lemming! Is that from Monty Python?
(I was going to ask "Are you with the British Dental Association?", but that might seem...odd. :huh: ).

hi graham, kate, vicky and iris! ^_^

my name is nicole... and i'm an alcoholic. :P
oh shoot! this was supposed to be anonymous, right? :unsure: am i kicked out of AA at the first meeting???? :ermm:

Hello everyone. My name is Nicole too...

I used to be an alchoholic until I found out that hanging up-side-down, swallowing white sand whilst holding your breath gives you the same feeling as drinking several beers in a time span on 15 minutes. Now I am a that-alholic. Very upsetting... what do I tell my family?

I don't know but at least you don't have to tell them you're gay. *shudder* THAT was fun.

Oh man - it's the best, isn't it?

Here's a tip for the kids: Do it online. Smiley faces and saying "LOL" really softens the blow for the older generation.

Welcome all alcoholics and sand-eaters!

i never ACTUALLY told my parents that i'm gay but it's kinda obvious and there's no way that they don't know. i think my obviousness will lessen the shock factor when i do tell them sometime... online would be good cuz my mom types slow and i type kinda fast so i could just spit it all out and then hear her reaction. hehe... good call kate! ;)

another nicole? :w00t: that's awesome! even though our name isn't that uncommon, i'm usually the only one! so, nicole, i'm glad you're here! we can be name buddies now!!!! :lol:

All Nicole's are my friends! ;)

In response, my parents were cool, my father wanted me to be gay.
All my life he kept talking about me and my girlfriend. Numerous occasions i pointed out that he must mean husband and he shrugged and grinned.
Kept giving me the classified women searching women page of the newspaper, and saying lesbians wear big watched, knowing i have a huge baby-G watch.

Lemming is because i was a little bit suicidal for a while, tried to kill myself, etc..quite boring really. Slashed my wrists, etc.
And everyone knows lemmings are suicidal-or are supposed to be. And im on the National Health Service if that helps, i suppose its a little like the BDA...I lurve monty python...
and hey to all the newcomers.
Ive been without alcohol for a whole 6 hours now...i really feel like im on my way to healing. I think i may go down the pub later to celebrate.
I would ask y'all to come join me, but you all live in USA and other far far away countries. Plus, im not too good on time zones, but i think its still the afternoon in the US. B)

hi...i'm crystie...if you hadn't guessed. im a newbie...also if u hadn't guessed...........not an alcoholic...sorry to say..maybe in about 7 years...soccer/volleyball player.

Man, that's not even fair. My parents are so computer illiterate, it's sad. *shakes her head* Maybe I ougtta use smoke signals when I tell 'em or somethin'. Least that way, if the response is THAT bad, I'll already be miles away, right? Heheh.

Anyway, yeah. I'm Crys. And that's Crys said like "Chris" - not "Cries". S'short for Crystal. Although, if you wanna call me Cries, go right ahead. Whatever turns you on. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm not even a that-aholic... I like lemondrops? That's gotta count for something, right? Maybe it doesn't. But there it is anyway.

Right then! Hello! :)

hey lemming! :) when you posted your message, it was 3:36pm here in good ol' new jersey, in the US. what time was it by you???

Hello....I'm iris. No, I'm not an alcoholic (I have the alcohol tolerance of a gerbil). I'm pretty much a techno-geek, with a tinge of OCD. Good ta meet ya :D

this is a awesome idea!!
hi everyone, i'm KIRSTY
i was born kirstyn but im a rebel and told mum i wouldn't be called by the stupid name she gave me at birth.
nah, i kinda felt ripped off when i recieved this as a nick name because it is only one letter shorter than my real name, but i was relieved when my mum told be that she used to be called scotty on the potty, so i became happy with kirsty. but you can call me whatever you want!!
thats me in a nutshell.

That would be 8:36pm...5 hours different i thinks. Just about the right time for me to go drinking, and again, i could be doing the same tonight, but i thought no...i think ill waste my time posting on ALL the message boards here.
Anyone notice it always says Lemming as the last poster, i think thats funny-shows i have nothing better to do...i need a social life.
Anyone up for the taking? Ill bid good money if you'll sell me your life, or pretend to be my friends... :wub:

Hello my name is Sally and i have been artificially flavored for your enjoyment..... oh im sorry is this not sheridan party... sorry wrong room..

Lemming, we'll work something out.

Sally, please see Lemming re: artifically flavouring her and sending her to a party. Then see me.

Im going to pretend i understood what you just wrote, but i dont....so, more the fool me.
Its friday night, and i cant decide what i should do..
Go drinking...or sleep.
Its a tough choice..
Work something out? Ill pay in alcohol if you'll sell me your soul...mwahaha

That's generally the best way to play it, yeh.

Basically, I am implying that we can boost your social life by covering you in some kind of flavouring and leaving you on the doorstep of a lesbian party... but if that's not your bag, we can think harder.

:geek: ...um, how do you feel about lycra?

yes artificial flavorings for all that want. just step right up and mind u stay behind that white line till i call ur name, dont want the flavors to mix.


Kate, I'll be right over ^_^

Sally

I feel very good about lycra, though Spandex is even better.
Hmm, i understand your language now...i come in peace and all that crap.
Wohoo, Flavourings huh? Sounds interessting, but you made me hungry.

Spandex, eh? I see you play int he big leagues... OK.

Hysterogenic and I will hatch something. Stay tuned... and try not to get full.

i want to be next in line!!! :w00t:

Is that because the spandex will bulge? I shall wait right here....dum dum dum
:whistle:
Oooh, let iloveclea go now, ill stay right here and watch...i mean wait until its my turn.
Damn, did i say that outloud? You're killing me with visuals of you in spandex...ahhh

wait, who's wearing the spandex here? i was thinking maybe i'd like to wear... um... i could let your imagination go wild here, or i could actually tell you what i was thinking... i think i'm gonna let your mind wander for a little while B)

thanks for letting me cut in line lemming! ;) you're still gonna come to that lesbian party with me though, right? :wub:

Oh thats soooo cool...my best buds call me Crys but when they write it in a card or sumthin people are like who Crys? Crys in my name is short for Crystie...i dont know anyone else with my name cuz im just cool like that :/ Anyway...yea nice to meet you.
-Crystie

hey crys,
i think i actually have met someone here at school that has the same name as you and spells it that way. it's pretty cool... it's a very creative way to spell it and creativity ROCKS!!! :yes:

I've only met one other Crys *nods* So I was pretty surprised to see yours was so similar ^_^ Roooockin'! I think all the Crys' of the world should unite and take over. Or at least have coffee or something. Whichever is more appealling to the group.

If this is true, you should find this person and give them a gold star sticker! Cause yeah, I dig the spelling too. ^_^

Damn girl, you're going to let my imagination run wild? Hmm, big mistake there honey, though i have some images as to what you may be wearing, or shall we say...not.
And yeah, you try and stop me coming to the party, it wouldnt be a party without us there, so ROCK ON.

the people at this party have no idea what kind of fun they're in for! let's go rock out lemming (and anyone else that wants to come!) B)

My precious PinkSugarBunny, what the people dont realise yet is...without us? It isnt even a party. We are the party, so i say lets Party.
Wow, i just thought, i said party three times in one sentence.
Just give me a few mintues, ill have to squeeze into my Spazdex suit, then we can go. It's a little tight, but im sure it will fit if i try hard enough, though i may need some help... :P

we'll get the party started as soon as we get you into your spazdex suit, which i'd be glad to help you get on (and off, after the party). now where did we put that body butter stuff? did we use it all last time? hmm... would it be ok if we used my sex wax for my surf board... i mean, it doesn't taste as good as body butter, but it'll get the job done... ^_^

"let's get this party started, whooo..."
:wub: , PinkSugarBunny

And hey...we could always use chcolate sauce. I admit, it wouldnt help much with the getting the suit on, but it does taste mighty fine ;)
Oops, back to the innocent again.....there= :angel:
Board wax? Hmm, makes me think of Charlies Angels 2, when there on the beach, in bikinis. Damn i lost my innocent thinking again, damn you bad thoughts, though Hello Cameron Diaz in bikini.

Hm...guess I should introduce myself, then:

I'm Marit and i'm a Norwegian Swede, which kinda sucks, but I survived it so far.
oh...And My name is Marit in Swedish, not in Norwegian. Very important!

My plan is to win the first price in Lotto without ever actually playing it and then move to LA. Just so you know...

Hi Marit!!!!!!! :w00t: good to have you here... welcome!

darling, your thoughts are never innocent! :P it's ok though... i still love ya!