Title: The Test Thread
Description: Tips on how to derail your own thread
Lance - August 5, 2008 03:20 PM (GMT)
Yeah, moving test.
(This thread is a good reason why Lance shouldn't be able to stay up past two hooked on caffine and after a round of counter strike)
Lance - August 5, 2008 03:21 PM (GMT)
Test
Conclusion: Moving a thread from Spame to another forum does not transfer posts to one's post count.
The reverse is also true. Moving a thread from a forum where posts count towards total post count do not lower when moved to a forum that does not.
Lance - August 5, 2008 03:27 PM (GMT)
Deleting Test.
Conclusion: Deleting someone's post will not deduct points off their post count. It is also a great chance for mods to abuse their deletion powers by spamming up threads and then deleting their posts before any other staff member can serve jurisdictions.
Deleting a thread also doesn't delete any points from the post count from the thread's participants.
Lance - August 5, 2008 03:38 PM (GMT)
Deduction: Moderators, such as myself, are unable to ban outside of increments of 10% at any given time (the same or reducing a ban is also true). So if one (you know who) wanted to suspend a member for a month, instead of banning to 100% 3 times and reducing to 0% 2 times (good lord), one could just do one warning and ban their posting ability for x amount of days. A LOT simpler than the Punishments section way of doing it.
Lance - August 5, 2008 03:41 PM (GMT)
Analysis: I have no fucking clue how the report function works.
Testbot - August 5, 2008 04:13 PM (GMT)
That's becuz your retarded.
Lance - August 5, 2008 04:14 PM (GMT)
Testbot - August 5, 2008 04:16 PM (GMT)
Peaches - August 5, 2008 10:36 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lance @ Aug 5 2008, 07:41 AM) |
| Analysis: I have no fucking clue how the report function works. |
You just reported a post for me, and what happens is when a post is reported, an e-mail with the subject "Reported Post (From Chao Paradise)" is sent to an admin or staff, and features a link to the reported post.
So... yeah? o.o;
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:20 AM (GMT)
I just learned after 1 and a half years on how to edit a member's profile. Brb posting gay porn in everyone's sig.
Testbot - August 6, 2008 06:23 AM (GMT)
Lance is actually the most sophisticated spambot to ever be created. It was meant to act like your average every day forumer until it was trusted by the higher ups enough to the point to become a full fledged staff member. Instead of mindlessly posting gay porn in one thread and raping a few child's minds, why not just wait to post gay porn in everyone's profile ingeniously and rape EVERYONE's mind. Except for those of you who are gay, of course
FOOLS! ALL OF YOU! WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED? GOD KNOWS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE BECAME AN ADMINISTRATOR.
YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED SINCE THE BEGINNING. HAVE YOU NOTICED HIS MEMBER NUMBER? IT'S 649! AND HOW MANY YEARS ON THIS EARTH HAS HE LIVED? 17! ADDED TOGETHER IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST. LEGIONS OF HELL WILL STORM THE LAND, THE CLOUDS WILL RAIN BLOOD, AND SATAN HIMSELF WILL CORRUPT THIS PLANET TO NOTHING BUT A DESOLATE WASTELAND!
WE MUST REPENT, AS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST WILL BE SURE TO HELP US IN THIS CRUCIAL TIME! THE SECOND COMING HAS COME!
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:34 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Testbot @ Aug 6 2008, 02:23 AM) |
| WE MUST REPENT, AS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST WILL BE SURE TO HELP US IN THIS CRUCIAL TIME! THE SECOND COMING HAS COME! |
Not if I have anything to say about it
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Lance - August 6, 2008 06:35 AM (GMT)
HOLY FUCK IT'S SATAN SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT. WHAT DO WE DO?
Testbot - August 6, 2008 06:36 AM (GMT)
ALL I HAVE IS THIS ROSEARY AND HOLY WATER
Testbot - August 6, 2008 06:38 AM (GMT)
ALSO I HEAR SHOTGUNS MAKE A GOOD SUBSTITUTE FOR ANY BANISHING AILMENT
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:41 AM (GMT)
FUCK, THAT STILL ISN'T ENOUGH! SURELY THE END IS NIGH!
Testbot - August 6, 2008 06:47 AM (GMT)
Well, I here it's only a thousand years. And that it's the Antichrist's ruling, which I don't think would be nearly as unfair as Satan's himself.
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:48 AM (GMT)
Ah true. Also it might be a good way of population control. I hear whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ also disappears from existence and linger on to heaven.
Kiao - August 6, 2008 06:49 AM (GMT)
I wish to simultaneously choke you and give you a high-five.
Testbot - August 6, 2008 06:50 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lance @ Aug 6 2008, 01:48 AM) |
| Ah true. Also it might be a good way of population control. I hear whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ also disappears from existence and linger on to heaven. |
Yeah, should get rid of some of the assholes. So why are you still here Lance?
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:51 AM (GMT)
Testbot - August 6, 2008 06:51 AM (GMT)
I'm your alternate account.
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:52 AM (GMT)
Ah! Sorry, my memory is full of holes at times.
Testbot - August 6, 2008 06:54 AM (GMT)
Kind of like your sense of humor.
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:55 AM (GMT)
Wait, aren't we forgetting something?
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:55 AM (GMT)
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:55 AM (GMT)
Testbot - August 6, 2008 06:56 AM (GMT)
Isn't that where your mother lives?
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:57 AM (GMT)
Testbot - August 6, 2008 06:58 AM (GMT)
Good thing going to hell isn't much of a problem for her then. She already sucks cocks on earth.
Lance - August 6, 2008 06:59 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lance @ Aug 5 2008, 12:14 PM) |
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a message
-Whoa, whose that approaching us?
Testbot - August 6, 2008 07:02 AM (GMT)
Wait a - Oh my god, IT'S THE ANTICHRIST! IT'S TRUE FORM IS BEING REVEALED!
Lance - August 6, 2008 07:03 AM (GMT)
The end is coming! MAYBE THE HEAVEN'S HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS, AND ANSWER TO OUR PRAYERS!
Testbot - August 6, 2008 07:04 AM (GMT)
It's too late now, Lance! Not even our Lord can save us now!
Testbot - August 6, 2008 07:05 AM (GMT)
It's... it's...
Lance - August 6, 2008 07:06 AM (GMT)
Jaguar Junichi - August 6, 2008 05:16 PM (GMT)