I HAVE KIDNAPPED YOUR FORUM AND REMADE IT IN MY IMAGE (WELL, MOSTLY).

IF MY RIDICULOUS DEMANDS ARE NOT SATISFIED I SHALL FLY YOUR PRECIOUS CHAO PARADISE INTO THE SUN.

SINCE NOBODY WANTS THAT TO HAPPEN, YOU'D BETTER LISTEN WELL.

HERE ARE MY DEMANDS:

1. A PONY
2. A CHAMPION BREAKDANCING TEAM
3. A NERF LONGSHOT RIFLE
4. ORBIT WHITE GUM IN ANY FLAVOR OTHER THAN BUBBLEMINT, FIVE PACKS
5. THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER, NAKED AND BLINDFOLDED
6. JIMMY HOFFA'S ANCIENT SKELETAL REMAINS
7. THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
8. CONCLUSIVE PROOF OF WHICH CAME FIRST: THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG
9. $100 MILLION BILLION DOLLARS
10. THE REAL MCCOY
11. THE COLONEL'S SECRET RECIPIE
12. A MONKEY'S PAW
13. FRIENDSHIP
14. THE PROMISED EXTINCTION OF THE BELUGA WHALE
15. STEPHEN HAWKING'S WHEELCHAIR (MINUS THE STEPHAN HAWKING)
16. THE BIGGEST BALL OF TWINE IN MINNESOTA
17. DID I MENTION THE PONY?
18. THE BREATH OF A FISH, THE BEARD OF A WOMAN, AND THE SOUND OF SILENCE (COMBINED INTO AN ETHEREAL CHAIN)
19. A BEANIE BABY, ESPECIALLY A DINOSAUR ONE
20. AN EFFIGY OF MYSELF CARVED FROM BEESWAX AND PURE SIBERIAN ICE


IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT FULFILLED BY THIS TIME TOMORROW, IT IS EXTREMELY LIKELY THAT THINGS WILL BE SET BACK TO NORMAL ANYWAY.

ALSO, I AM TALKING IN CAPS FOR EMPHASIS.

APRIL FOOLS, YOU FILTHY MOTHERFUCKERS.

<3 Kiao

Haha.
Nice Dude. lol

Bad kiao I thought you account got hacked when I saw this last night. D:<

Its Just a joke.
April 1st...

Yes but he didn't post this topic last night so I freaked when I saw it so I thought some moronic no lifer hacker got a hold of kiao's pass. =\

When I saw this, I thought Sweetie gave Chao Paradise to Kiao.

Would you like those in Canadian dollars?

I'd rather have gone for devil paradise.... I mean, that's great! It looks much better on you! *cough*

I love this.

This makes me respect Kiao all over agian.

Log captain'
someone set us up the bomb
we get signal
what?
main screen turn on
it's you
how are you gentlemen
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
you are on the way to destruction
what you say?
you have no chance to survive
make your time
hahaha

why change things back to normal? get a different skin, the old one's getting kinda stupid.

D:< I lawlz. I wouldn't have noticed if I didn't want to change my signature. Too busy with BRAWWWWL... and FFXI. ;3

And those Nerf sniper rifles offend me. xP They make kids admire Lee Harvey Oswald!

I would have laughed at you if you missed it lawl. He did have some weird rp police thing in the window banging on it which was pretty funny actually. o.O;;

I captured what the forum looked like, So if you wanna see, let me know.

<sub>I do. I missed it. Haha.

I remember your joke from last year, Kiao. Priceless. Just like this one.

Thanks for the laugh.

Also, AMAZING JOB with the forum. Seriously. ._. I owe you big time (for not just this).</sub>

I'll get it this weekend.
But the sound was annoying.
It repeated everytime you clicked.

Although this is rather late, making me an admin would have been a better April Fool's joke, imo.

Yeah well, Heres what the forum looked like =P

Right here