ok, anyone up for a spam war?

What is a spam war?

its like ...e.g i pull out a rocket launcher and shoot you and the you'd post you got back up and whatever you did i'd reply to like you shot me with a shotgun and i die that means you won or if I hold up a white flag you won

You fool! You know not what you do!

*enters the battlefield wielding a rapier comprised out of battleaxes and rusty tuna cans*

Stand your ground!

*turns around* holy cow...a penny! *notices the guy who yelling at me* hmmmmm *pulls out mini duel weild uzis*

Dost thou bite thou thumb at me!?

*pulls the trigger on his rapier, unleashing a barrage of wine corks*

Tomfoolery is afoot!

*runs inside a trench* "wow lucky that trench was there" * blindfires uzis at enemy*

*watches befuddled as the corks and bullets hover around each other in mid-air, apparently having a "yo mamma" contest in Spanish*

Egads! Oh brave new world, that has such things in it!

*draws a banjo and strums out the world's most lethal power cord*

WE ARE THE VILLAGE GREEE~N

*looks up from the trench and walks right up to your mama contest and starts laughing*

(dude gotta eat be right back k?)

(It's fine.)

¿Tu hablas español? *the power chord rips through time and space, and a horde of ravenous cardboard boxes fall down on him*

The thousand armies of the Persian Empire descend upon you!

haha... quote from 300 like my lizard... *puts on Chinese armor and waves a toaster* You fools shall perish! I won the spam war against leo, I'll win this spam war against you! *drops seven chickens on either side of the battlefield*

What's this? Pop culture! *+6 agility*

And vorpal blade goes snicker-snack!

*never before has such a graphic, bloody picture been painted with a banjo and chickens*

(wow lol its hard not to laugh o.o)
(Post on our RP UDC D::::)

Hence, the pocupine, now losing it's spikes and spikettes, tumbles tumbly down the grassy and grassous hill. Finally, it's final stretch lands it upon the others that of there are 2, or three. It draws it's pencily pencil, now dullidly dull from overusage and overuse writing it's namely name many timely times.

I might have gone to far.

((Wtf))

Watch as the sky opens up to allow the reign of the mutant trees to begin, and instead it will RAIn. it will rain toasters, because they are my favorite pastry dish. oh yes, like doogies and kittens sit down every friday night in the middle of the field and knit blankets for homeless people.

(lulz!!!!!!!)

((bump))

wow i started this topic and i havent been in it for most of it LOL