I have a sister, about 14, and she is a complete and total beotch.

I can't post here much because she's always using the freakin' internet (don't bash me I have dialup. It sucks.) on her Myspace (yes she is a "emo bastard". Great way to put it.) or her porn forums. Letting out personal info. Illegally. She's just gonna get herself raped. Either online or gabbing on the phone about "who asked out Ashley's brother" or "Why Nick is going out with Emily" or something along those lines.

When I ask her to let me on, she uses ambiguous terms like "a bit" or "a while". If I say these things, eventually I end up getting kicked in the shins.

Anybody know a way to get her off the web?

What do you think parents are for? If she's on porn sites and letting out her information illegally then you better do something about it instead of pissing about it. Mention it to your parents are set up a situation where she'd get caught doing it.

Well, not porn, like the kind that showed up here yesterday, but erotic RP's.

There's a wonderful thing called "History" on the Web browser. Show your parents some of the stuff she's been looking at and watch the fireworks and see if she's ever allowed near a computer again.

Alternatively, when she hits you, smack the bitch back, you pussy. I have a little sibling who behaves (or should I say behaved) much in the same way (except for the erotica stuff, she doesn't do that sort of thing). One day, out of spite, she was blasting fuck-awful My Chemical Romance as loud as she could, looking at me with this shit-eating grin on her face, almost as if to say "whatcha gonna do about it?"

Well, I did something about it: walked over to her, slammed her face against the keyboard, told her to never pull that sort of shit with me ever again or else I'd slam her face against the monitor, and walked on.

Now she plays her emo music ever so quietly. :D

lmfao...
i'm allmostl like her...
only diffrence is that i'm not an emo i dont have myspace...
and people like your sister and me dont care what parents are there for...
as long as were on the internet were happy...
you bug us your dead ;)...
the only true way to get someone off the computer like me, her or others is to find something they dearly love and enjoy...
take it to them with some sizors in your hand...
and say "get off or i'll break your retarded piece of crap toy, cd, game, etc..."
once agian.
parents will not be able to get her off the computer even if she does put stupid "porn pics" on the internet >.<

thanks hi blu, ill try that. She has a *ahum* stuffed lamb. That'll do the trick. Muahahahahaha!

Kiao, you scare me...

lol >.<

lol... do you happen to be a psycopath?
maby a sociapath?! >.<


yes i know...
please dont stab me over the double post :scared

Heres an idea! walk in on her, and if you see her doing it, Yell MOM! DAD!
or get their attention by screaming or somthing^^
Its a classic!

lol...
i dont think thats what he ment...
i think he ment his sister is putting nuaghty pics on myspace :scared

*back from his Myspace*
Um. Ah. Take A picture. and run to you mother and say,
mom, my sister is doing bad things to her space!

Yea that was stupid but i hope it gives you ideas.

_{You remind me so very much of Maddox. It's a good thing, I think. :)}

this is a bump but XD very nice